people who think they're charming should all go to hell

[b i o n i c]

ok, not really but he annoys me a bit with his, "heya, buddy!" "how's it goin', big guy!" "howdy cowboy!" and his little charming persona crap. it feels like he's kind of trying to belittle me. i actually KNOW the guy doenst like me so its more annoying... i just reply with more charm and friendliness

you can tell this dude was a huge geek growing up. like the teacher's pet type with all the snappy answers. and somehow along the way he got the impression that he's really smart and charming. like he loves to hear the sound of his own voice. and his fucking accent! someone smash a frying pan in his face!

i dunno, the ll bean wearing, jeep cherokee driving, fly fishing geek annoys me.

it always kind of interesting when there's someone at work who you dont like and you know doesnt like you but yet you still have to play nice nice in front of everyone else.

[b i o n i c]

actually, i think he is.. mr. fucking-snappy-moneymaker-sales-dork - he wears bucks and cords and fleece vests all the time. like every day. that's his uniform. i cant wear mine for fear of repercussions

[Loppfessor]

hey I drive a Jeep Cherokee....you still like me though right?

[b i o n i c]

ha, that's funny - just plain out and say it, "stop touching me". i wanna just plain out and say "shut the fuck up, you're not charming and you're ugly, so fuck off".. i think he might either cry or completely son me with some outer-space snappyness i've never heard of... fucking tool

its about the whole package, lopp... like the eddie bauer uniform. i think what kind of pisses me off is i kind of like that preppy shit sometimes, but its dickfaces like him who make me wanna run for the hills and rip off my neat madras shirt, leather trimmed pocket khakis, docksiders and roll around in the mud

[beastiegirrl101]

I also have noticed that they talk really close to you, and touch you a lot. I fucking hate that. I went all three year on one and said "Stop touching me!"

see...is it different for females? Because I am a TOTAL TOUCHER! and I am in sales...but I dont see the correlation between the two...when speaking for myself.

but Im not a close talker.

[kll]

hey I drive a Jeep Cherokee....you still like me though right?

not anymore

[b i o n i c]

either that guy from scrooged or the blonde o face guy from 'office space'. not so agreesive, but kinda toolish like that

[Loppfessor]

not anymore


Oh c'mon baby I can change....what's wrong with my Jeep?

[beastiegirrl101]

1) You're hot, so you don't count.

2) Bionic is describing the guy from "Scrooged". Quick, charming, slick...allegedly. I think he said it best..."Mr. Fucking Snappy..."

I get myself into situations a lot of the time with random men because they think I am interested because I am so touchy and personable.

[b i o n i c]

^ then dont be! ^

[Loppfessor]

I get myself into situations a lot of the time with random men because they think I am interested because I am so touchy and personable.


Well then I must pose the question....what exactly is it that you're selling? Hmmm?

[kll]

Oh c'mon baby I can change....what's wrong with my Jeep?

who said it had anything to do with your Jeep? :p

[beastiegirrl101]

^ then dont be! ^

I shouldn't have to change the way I am because some dolt got it in his head that I "like him" because I touched his arm.

[b i o n i c]

if you look into in, its a VERY common social cue that when a woman touches you it usually means something. im not saying you do, but you're giving that impression. that’s sort of like you stroking a pen or playing with your hair or licking your lips while you talk to a guy and calling him a jerk for noticing. body language

[beastiegirrl101]

if you look into in, its a VERY common social cue that when a woman touches you it usually means something. im not saying you do, but you're giving that impression. that’s sort of like you stroking a pen or playing with your hair or licking your lips while you talk to a guy and calling him a jerk for noticing. body language

so you're saying I should stop smoking cigars at bars then too?

[Loppfessor]

who said it had anything to do with your Jeep? :p

Oh! Face on me!!....c'mon baby I can change...or at least pretend to long enough to win you back then revert back to the same old bullshit

[ericlee]

I‘ve went off on some soldiers before in the old armsroom。 Some fucking guy would always come in to get his weapon and he’d always call me buddy or hero with this fake charming attitude。

After the third time of him doing that，　Ｉ told him I‘m not his fucking buddy and I’m far from a fucking hero。 After that， he came in and said nothing to me other than good morning or good evening。

He was a captain and I can‘t stand c。o’s as it is and not to mention some fake assed attitude one like him。 I　believe he was just trying to suck up to see if he can get special favors from me。

[b i o n i c]

bg 101 at least try not to turn your head sideways, put it in your mouth slowly and bat your eyes while talking to a dude. definately dont wink at anyone while smoking cigars

[beastiegirrl101]

bg 101 at least try not to turn your head sideways, put it in your mouth slowly and bat your eyes while talking to a dude. definately dont wink at anyone while smoking cigars

I was being factitious

[ericlee]

hey I drive a Jeep Cherokee....you still like me though right?

If you buy a jeep, you should buy a Wrangler. Buying a Cherokee just defeats the purpose of buying a jeep. Why not buy a Blazer or Explorer instead?

[Loppfessor]

If you buy a jeep, you should buy a Wrangler. Buying a Cherokee just defeats the purpose of buying a jeep. Why not buy a Blazer or Explorer instead?

I've loved Jeeps since I was young. My best friend's parents had one and we used to steal it at night when we were kids and go joy riding. I just love the look and feel of it so I bought one

[b i o n i c]

bg101: im stupid in case you havent noticed

eric: i got one on him, i have a wrangler. its been sitting in my pops garage for three years, but i got one

[beastiegirrl101]

bg101: im stupid in case you havent noticed

I had it out with Nuzzo a while back because I didnt get the whole girl smoking cigar phalic thing so it was sorta in reference to that.

NEWBIE!

[Loppfessor]

^did you two mud rastle?? That woulda been hot

[ericlee]

I've loved Jeeps since I was young. My best friend's parents had one and we used to steal it at night when we were kids and go joy riding. I just love the look and feel of it so I bought one

It's just me, I've never been too fond of Cherokees. Maybe it's because in that class of suv's I prefer Blazers because the body style is better and the Cherokee has remained the same.

If you get a Wrangler sport hard top convertable, you'd love yourself and think why in the hell did you get a Cherokee.

I'm almost convinced to buy one of the new 4 door Wranglers. I'm waiting to see if they've got a Rubicon version of it and when they do, consider it sold to me.

bionic- I've got a 04 Wrangler too but I left it for my mom to drive. I've decided that I don't want to drive here, especially since it's a stick.

[b i o n i c]

it only gets hot when they start pulling eachothers hair

[b i o n i c]

i just heard this motherfucker call someone "ole chap" in a texan accent. tell me thats not worthy of an ass kicking

[jackrock]

Just talk to him, slick. Or do it back.

Hope it gets sorted out, champ.

[b i o n i c]

there's now black smoke shooting out my ears

[zorra_chiflada]

hahahah. oh god. sounds like a total douche.