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Lex Diamonds
11-30-2006, 05:37 PM
A: Kermit's arm!



Q: What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?
































A: There's twenty of them! LOL!
Planetary
11-30-2006, 05:45 PM
lol @ kermit's arm
QueenAdrock
11-30-2006, 06:25 PM
What's black and blue and hates sex?


























The 12-year old chained up in my basement.
Planetary
11-30-2006, 06:26 PM
What's black and blue and hates sex?


























The 12-year old chained up in my basement.

way to take it too far
QueenAdrock
11-30-2006, 06:28 PM
Hey the one in mine is twice the age of yours.
mikizee
12-01-2006, 02:00 AM
whats the best thing about getting a hand job from a 5 yr old?

your dick looks huge!
Lex Diamonds
12-01-2006, 09:05 AM
These are all gold. Haven't heard the 12 year old one before. (y)


Q: What causes paedophilia?































A: Sexy kids! LOL!
ScarySquirrel
12-01-2006, 10:03 AM
What's the best thing about having sex with a 11 year old girl in the shower?




Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11 year old boy!
Mr Films
12-01-2006, 10:14 AM
what's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?







acne at least waits until you're a teenager becoming it comes on your face.
Planetary
12-01-2006, 10:28 AM
What's the best thing about having sex with a 11 year old girl in the shower?




Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11 year old boy!

except she doesnt have a penis? :confused:
Junker
12-01-2006, 10:30 AM
Sorry but these "jokes" :rolleyes: suck. (n)
Lex Diamonds
12-02-2006, 07:54 AM
except she doesnt have a penis? :confused:
Not all boys do, you of all people should know that.
Planetary
12-02-2006, 12:16 PM
Not all boys do, you of all people should know that.

wow. i thought you wanted me to keep it secret that you told me you have a vagina. i guess you've made your peace with it now.