I dont like those automated hand soap dispensers in public washrooms

[HEIRESS]

because it looks like someone jizzing into my hands

:(

[skra75]

Correction, a robotic device jizzing into your hands

[TurdBerglar]

you mean being jizzed all over your hands doesn't make you hot?

[Dorothy Wood]

it makes a robot sound too sometimes. errrheh

that stuff looks like ectoplasm to me.


I AIN'T AFRAID A NO GHOSTS!

[HEIRESS]

skeetsetskeetsetskeetset

[skra75]

It's a wierd place to take care of that, if you want my honest opinion. I can think of at least 3 other places that are better suited instead of hands.

[Loppfessor]

I think those things are awesome....the foam really gets the job done

[TurdBerglar]

It's a wierd place to take care of that, if you want my honest opinion. I can think of at least 3 other places that are better suited instead of hands.


that question wasn't for you.


but since you said something... where do you prefer to be jizzed upon?

[HEIRESS]

foam would be aight, the ones around here are totally white liquid jellyness

[skra75]

CHRISTMAS COLOURED GAY HUMOR ROFLOLZN

[HEIRESS]

you got a maple latte this morning, DIDNT YOU!

[skra75]

NO I DID NOT BUT I WILL GO GET ONE WHILST I FIX MY FOCKIN BROKEN MAC AT THE MALL MAC STORE YOU'RE LUCKY A HATE YOU MAPLEZ

[HEIRESS]

jizzing on bellies and boobs is awesome btw

[ampm]

because it looks like someone jizzing into my hands

:(

Would you feel more comfortable if you dispensed the soap on your face?

[skra75]

YES IT IS OMGZ

[b i o n i c]

try getting one of those modded out to cut down on face washing time

edit - damn you

[Loppfessor]

jizzing on bellies and boobs is awesome btw


I <3 you!

[HEIRESS]

I could totally find an old eye wash station in the lab here and outfit it to be a new and improved soap dispenser!

[b i o n i c]

take pics and post asap <3<3

[b i o n i c]

someone start a thread called: washin m'face with white white soapy soaps in sure shots

[Waus]

If the soap one bugs you you're really going to hate the automated jizz machine they're putting in there.

[bigblu89]

jizzing on bellies and boobs is awesome btw

That has new sig written all over it.

[abcdefz]

I'm not crazy about the foamy soap that's gotten popular all the sudden. I think that lathering up soap must be more satisfying than I'd realized before.

[little j]

this thread makes me hot.
jizz


and foam

jizz and foam
rawr

[Documad]

I enjoy not having to touch the dispenser where other people with dirty hands touched it.

[Lyman Zerga]

documad is a wise woman, listen to her