Going Down On A Girl

[ciaobellaOX]

Be honest now - do you really like it?

[g-mile7]

sure

[ericlee]

You've found my only weakness about a woman. I love going down.

I really don't care if I don't get my nut, as long as I can make her cum via my tongue.

I love it when I'm chowing down and I can sense her euphoria and I'll munch even harder while I mumble, "c'mon baby, c'mon"

[b i o n i c]

if she's nice in every way, sure

[beastiegirrl101]

You've found my only weakness about a woman. I love going down.

I really don't care if I don't get my nut, as long as I can make her cum via my tongue.

I love it when I'm chowing down and I can sense her euphoria and I'll munch even harder while I mumble, "c'mon baby, c'mon"

wow, this just kinda got me all tingly.

STOP IT I'M AT WORK!

[b i o n i c]

the only way to know you did a good job is when the water fountain goes off

someone should start the same poll for the opposite sex

[venusvenus123]

wow, this just kinda got me all tingly.

STOP IT I'M AT WORK!
:D :cool: :D

[g-mile7]

the only way to know you did a good job is when the water fountain goes off

someone should start the same poll for the opposite sex


hahahaha(y) (y)



I got this long tongue for a reason....if I didn't use it I'd be denyin' them of my God given gift:) and from what I have been told I got it like that

[ericlee]

wow, this just kinda got me all tingly.

STOP IT I'M AT WORK!

I can't help it, sorry. The vagina- if nicely cut and isn't loose and flappy is like pure canvas to an artist.

I'll gladly accomodate it with slight brushings of my pastel dipped tongue.

[g-mile7]

I can't help it, sorry. The vagina- if nicely cut and isn't loose and flappy is like pure canvas to an artist.

I'll gladly accomodate it with slight brushings of my pastel dipped tongue.


holy shit my brotha genuis....utter genuis

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/Picture001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/DSCF0286.jpg

[ericlee]

holy shit my brotha genuis....utter genuis

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/Picture001.jpg


"Heaven's on fire"

[ciaobellaOX]

I guess it's only the 3 guys who actually like doing this. The others are avoiding the thread all together. That says a lot.

[g-mile7]

"Heaven's on fire"


always on fire these girls just dont know till I bless them with the God Body

[na§tee]

this thread is, uh, not turning me on at all.

[g-mile7]

this thread is, uh, not turning me on at all.


u got a man though its not our job to turn you on(y) :mad:

[ericlee]

I guess it's only the 3 guys who actually like doing this. The others are avoiding the thread all together. That says a lot.

Yes, and notice how you've said "guys". All the others that didn't reply to this thread are just "kids" who still head to their mother's words about stop playing with their food.

[Planetary]

i did vote. just didn't post. oh well.

[ciaobellaOX]

always on fire these girls just dont know till I bless them with the God Body

holy shit my brotha genuis....utter genuis


Wow. That's quite a positive self-image.

[b i o n i c]

i didnt say that, i said yes IF...

[g-mile7]

Wow. That's quite a positive self-image.


It is (I'm just kiddin' with GOD BODY ;) dont tell me you didn't get that and its Wu-Tang slang gawleeeeee) and the "utter brillance" was for Ericlee.

[ericlee]

this thread is, uh, not turning me on at all.

Being that you're like the only person who can afford a keyboard that can type that weird lookng "s" thingy. Nothing shocks me. :D

[Planetary]

this thread is, uh, not turning me on at all.

you love it! making me set the topic on isketch as XXX!

[TAL]

Ye§, eating, §ucking and licking pu§§y i§ ju§t lovely.

[icy manipulator]

who doesn't enjoy drinking white wine from the furry cup?

[cookiepuss]

hummm you guys make it sound so awesome now I wanna try it.

[TAL]

Weird that an alias had to ask this though.

[b-grrrlie]

Oooh my man was §ooo good at it and he enjoyed it to the fullest! :D






and now you've made me miss him... :(

[ericlee]

my smile in amish comparison- is like ringing the triangle for the whole family to come home for dinner.

[Bob]

Being that you're like the only person who can afford a keyboard that can type that weird lookng "s" thingy. Nothing shocks me. :D

actually how DO you type that? it comes up a lot in law, it's the symbol for "section", and it's annoying to have to cut and paste or do insert symbol or whatever in order to type it, a faster way would be great

[TAL]

We have it on the key to the left of the 1.

And Alt + 21 works for me.

[kaiser soze]

yeah it's fun for all

[HEIRESS]

NOSE RUBBING <3.5

[kaiser soze]

are you saying that people should rub their noses on the vag?

I have...I've used my chin, my ears, and surprisingly my penis...weird I know

[Bob]

eskimo cunnilingus

[mikizee]

im a big fan. i love it.

[b i o n i c]

eskimo cunnilingus

this doesnt involve any nudity, does it

[QueenAdrock]

So overwhelmingly men say it's great. Why? I mean I think going down on a girl would be kinda messy and gross. But that's also cuz I'm straight.

[Bob]

So overwhelmingly men say it's great. Why? I mean I think going down on a girl would be kinda messy and gross. But that's also cuz I'm straight.

i'm hardly the authority on this kind of thing but i figure that's not the point. you want to make her feel good, real good, and if you do it right, and she feels good enough, it doesn't matter how gross it is, you feel good about making her feel so damned good. sex probably shouldn't be selfish

maybe i'm just defending it because i figure when i finally do it, i'm probably going to have to be very good at oral because that's probably my best chance of making her feel good. at least my tongue can't have a premature ejaculation

i dunno, i've watched a lot of porn, i think i know what to do pretty much

[Kid Presentable]

Haven't read the thread, but it's my favourite shit. Always a pleasure.

[Bitchamachacha]

Okay...damn.

I need to start dating message board members.

[mikizee]

all this talk about eating pussy makes me wanna eat some pussy.

i have a bag of cashews in the cupboard. that will have to do, for now.

[Bob]

a woman's like a bag of cashews

they're both nuts


wait, is a cashew a nut? i know there's some "nut" that's not actually a nut. if it's cashews then i have a backup joke

a pussy's like a bag of cashews

they both have no nuts

[mikizee]

both solid gags.

the cashew is a nut, so we'll go with the first joke.

strangely reminds me of a line that charlie sheen said in the pilot of '2 and a half men' when his brother got thrown out of the house by his wife, and the brother says 'dont worry, she'll soon come to her senses' to which charlie said 'yeah, cos thats what women do!'

it was funny at the time

[Bob]

i think peanuts are not nuts. they're legumes, or something. which is odd, because they have "nut" right there in the name, unlike cashews, which if you ask me are bastard nuts pretty much

quick, somebody say that they're going to get a bag of peanuts

[mikizee]

hmmm.... i might go get a bag of peanuts......

[Bob]

a pussy's like a bag of peanuts

i eat neither regularly

[mikizee]

ba boom!!

you're on fire today, bob!

i was going to insert a witty joke here but its 2pm ive eaten too many cashews and i really need a nap

[Bob]

btw, every joke i've made in this thread has been made up between me pressing "reply" and pressing "submit reply"

this is the quickest i've ever thought in my life if you must know

[jennyb]

a guy who doesn't happily go downtown = (n)

[Kerrbear]

FYI, if any of the guys would like to do a little research before voting, delve into the subject as it were, I would be willing to help. In the name of science, you understand, and board harmony.

[befsquire]

why isn't this a public poll? i'm betting some females answered the way they feel their man would answer.

note, i did not do that, even though i know his answer. hell, it's possible he voted already.

[mikizee]

FYI, if any of the guys would like to do a little research before voting, delve into the subject as it were, I would be willing to help. In the name of science, you understand, and board harmony.

i need to continue my research. do you know how to get to adelaide?

[Kerrbear]

i need to continue my research. do you know how to get to adelaide?

Man, stupid ocean's in the way. Perhaps we could sell the movie rights to cover airfare?

[mikizee]

Man, stupid ocean's in the way. Perhaps we could sell the movie rights to cover airfare?

im already working on it

[Kerrbear]

im already working on it

Woohoo! I'll go start packing!

[mikizee]

where your going, you wont need clothes.

[Bob]

mikizee knows what he's talking about, the man LIVES down under for god's sake

[Kerrbear]

where your going, you wont need clothes.

Is it that warm in Adelaide?

[mikizee]

mikizee knows what he's talking about, the man LIVES down under for god's sake

dude. you are on a roll today.

it may be a bit cold today outside but its HOT inside.

[ericlee]

at least my tongue can't have a premature ejaculation

Oh yeah baby, I'm.... I'm.... gonna droooool.

[Bob]

Oh yeah baby, I'm.... I'm.... gonna droooool.

"did.....did you just spit...in...me?"

"sorry baby i gotta go to sleep"

[befsquire]

mikizee knows what he's talking about, the man LIVES down under for god's sake
reminds me of a cheesy pickup line from a thread i had a while back.

how about an australian kiss? it's like a french kiss, but down under.

[mikizee]

reminds me of a cheesy pickup line from a thread i had a while back.

how about an australian kiss? it's like a french kiss, but down under.

ive heard that in a movie somewhere.

[Lyman Zerga]

EATING OUT IS WAY TOO UNDERRATED

i imagine sex wouldnt be fun if you have to worry that the guy throws up all over yourself whenever he comes near your vaggie

guys who dont want to go down - could never be my bf
guys who go down to make you happy - acceptable
guys who go down cause they love pussy - WINNER!


i wanted to go down on a girl since i was 11 years old

[Pres Zount]

I want more practice HINT HINT.

Ciaobella, is your avatar for the isle of man or the afrikkana resistance movement?

[Kid Presentable]

"So, how do I look with a mustache?"

[Bob]

goin down on a girl
i fell in love once and almost completely

[TAL]

Ciaobella, is your avatar for the isle of man or the afrikkana resistance movement?
It's the Sicilian flag.

[na§tee]

haha, yes, tal is right. i don't have some spanking special new-age keyboard. and i certainly didn't 8 years ago when i created this u§ername.

and it's because of the language you used that didn't turn me on. same as i wouldn't be all like "oooh baby" if someone said to me "i want to make love to you with my sausage of love and ride with you into the orgasmic sunset yo" cheesy, man! doesn't do it for me. but if it does it for your ladies then (y) go team!

[Bob]

haha, yes, tal is right. i don't have some spanking special new-age keyboard. and i certainly didn't 8 years ago when i created this u§ername.

and it's because of the language you used that didn't turn me on. same as i wouldn't be all like "oooh baby" if someone said to me "i want to make love to you with my sausage of love and ride with you into the orgasmic sunset yo" cheesy, man! doesn't do it for me. but if it does it for your ladies then (y) go team!

alt 21 isn't working for me :(

and uh, out of curiosity, what kind of language would you prefer to hear (and by "you" i mean women)

i guess that explains why "i wanna put my tube steak in your hot pocket" didn't work last night

[hitmonlee]

wow. i can imagine this thread would be really different if it was a question on going down on guys. i bet it would not be full of girls talking about how they love to suck the cock.

my ex hated it. he only does it at the beginning of a relationship to trap the girl. he knows how to do it, so he wows you with it until you've decided to stay, then you get nothing. i believe he is gay and in denial.

[Kerrbear]

my ex hated it. he knows how to do it, so he wows you with it until you've decided to stay, then you get nothing.

Am I the only woman here whose bullshit alarm has been going off through this whole thread?

[mikizee]

i dunno about anyone else but i was being honest when i said that i love it. you could say im almost addicted. once i was down for so long the girl had came quite a few times and finally pushed my head away and said 'enough!! enough!! i cant take it anymore!!' so i came up and suddenly realised how little oxygen i had breathed in the last hour or so and promptly passed out. i woke up a few minutes later, i was still covered in sweat (my own) and the girl couldnt walk since her legs were jelly.

mission accomplished (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

stop making me hungry! :o

[Justin]

i had a bad experience with this when I was younger. The girl tasted horrible down their. I havent done it since.

[b i o n i c]

oh lyman... lol..

ich liebe zu lecken

[Lyman Zerga]

cum closa (y)

[Knuckles]

i had a bad experience with this when I was younger. The girl tasted horrible down their. I havent done it since.

I never had an experience like that myself but I did have a friend who actually threw up on a girls stomach. :(

It turned out ok though because his golden retriever just came over and licked it all up.



I made that last part up.

[b i o n i c]

zurück legen und erschließen, herrlich

[Lyman Zerga]

I never had an experience like that myself but I did have a friend who actually threw up on a girls stomach. :(

It turned out ok though because his golden retriever just came over and licked it all up.



I made that last part up.


too bad
i was getting all horny
good story though

[Lyman Zerga]

zurück legen und erschließen, herrlich

*horny again*

[b i o n i c]

wartest du stille, um deinen freund lecken zu lassen?

[Lyman Zerga]

ganz still! nun mach hinne :D

[befsquire]

alt 21 isn't working for me :(
are you holding down the alt key the whole time?

[Lyman Zerga]

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i sell mine

[Bob]

are you holding down the alt key the whole time?

yeah

for some reason all it does is look up new posts? how bizarre! actually only pressing alt 2 does it. and then pressing 1 brings me back to the board's index. odd!

[Lyman Zerga]

sounds like your keyboard has caught aids

stop orgasming on it!

[venusvenus123]

alt 21 takes me to the forums home page.

oh yeah, same as bob... probably because we share the same computer. :cool:

[befsquire]

yeah

for some reason all it does is look up new posts? how bizarre! actually only pressing alt 2 does it. and then pressing 1 brings me back to the board's index. odd!
that is weird. go to the character map then to figure out what works on your computer.

[Lyman Zerga]

or same type of aids

[venusvenus123]

where's the character map?

[Lyman Zerga]

cant believe you just pwnd me

[venusvenus123]

cant believe you just pwnd me
how did i do that?

[Lyman Zerga]

with your damn sexy character map question

i had some eggnoggie tonight



so yeah

PUSSY

[befsquire]

where's the character map?
on XP, it's under system tools in the accessories folder.

[Lyman Zerga]

PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY

[Bob]

it says alt+0167, but when i press "1" it brings me to the board index!

BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

I WILL SUE THE FUCK OUT OF THE INTERNET FOR A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!

[befsquire]

need a lawyer?

[Bob]

you know, i keep looking at the board index and it says that there's new post in the "going down on a girl" thread, and i'm repeatedly surprised that the current topic is the character map

i'm easily fooled

[befsquire]

me too. i saw venus' name twice, and both times, i was all "holy crap, what the hell did she post?".

[venusvenus123]

on XP, it's under system tools in the accessories folder.
we don't have xp. :(

[venusvenus123]

PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY
sorry i ain't talking about my sex life on this damned stoopid board!

[QueenAdrock]

Am I the only woman here whose bullshit alarm has been going off through this whole thread?

Not entirely. I've only been with two guys - the ex hated it, but the new one seems to be very enthusiastic. (yeah, yeah, i know, "gross" cuz you all know who it is but whatever)

I think it depends on the guy. I personally think that guys do it because they just want to make the girl feel good yet they themselves don't actually derive any pleasure from it (other than the obvious "yeah, i made this bitch cum, i'm awesome" feeling). I think it's just a male ego thing.

I mean, if the girl wasn't too into it, would the guy be disappointed that he wasn't going to be going down on her that often? I'd personally say no, but then again that's from a straight girl perspective so I may be a little biased towards the "oral sex on chicks is pretty gross" side.

[Bob]

I think it depends on the guy. I personally think that guys do it because they just want to make the girl feel good yet they themselves don't actually derive any pleasure from it (other than the obvious "yeah, i made this bitch cum, i'm awesome" feeling). I think it's just a male ego thing.

that's a little rude. guys doing something they wouldn't otherwise like because it makes their partner feel good is just an ego thing?

[na§tee]

you know, i keep looking at the board index and it says that there's new post in the "going down on a girl" thread, and i'm repeatedly surprised that the current topic is the character map
hahaha. you know, when it comes to cunnilingus or spelling my name correctly, there really is no contest.

on my laptop keyboard alt plus 2 1 actually doesn't work, either. i think it's something to do with american/european keyboards or something. it works fine on my work computer. this is sort of ridiculous because as you can imagine i need to use it quite a lot. so charmap is just a shortcut here. on the charmap is says keystroke: alt + 0167 but that seems bizarre and does not work. there's probably a really easy way to fix this but i'm logged in pretty much constantly so it's not that big a deal.

but i can probably bet that TAL would know how to fix it (y) he knows these sort of things. TAL, help a gal out!

in response to your other question, bob, i don't really want to discuss what language turns me on infront of all these people. PM, OMG LOLz! i mean.. something a bit more subtle and it comes across as more sincere. it's much more elegant. leave something to the imagination. tease. mikizee's way of expressing his enthusiasm for the going down art is sort of making my stomach churn.

[Dorothy Wood]

dip your face into my lady lake. ;)

I'm pretty sure that's the kind of language nastee's talking about. ;)

[befsquire]

I mean, if the girl wasn't too into it, would the guy be disappointed that he wasn't going to be going down on her that often? I'd personally say no, but then again that's from a straight girl perspective so I may be a little biased towards the "oral sex on chicks is pretty gross" side.
i think so. i have been disappointed in the past when i feel like i didn't get to suck cock for as long as i wanted.

[Bob]

dip your face into my lady lake. ;)

I'm pretty sure that's the kind of language nastee's talking about. ;)

i want you to wield my excalibur

[ericlee]

Bob Evans..

Down on the farm.

[jackrock]

Alf liked to eat pussies, they were his cure for hiccups.



Bob, are you typing "21" in the num lock area?

[QueenAdrock]

that's a little rude. guys doing something they wouldn't otherwise like because it makes their partner feel good is just an ego thing?

The idea that they get an "I'm so awesome, look what I did to her, I rule" feeling after they make the chick cum is definitely an ego thing. Makes them feel more manly. And I think that's why they do it.

[ericlee]

The idea that they get an "I'm so awesome, look what I did to her, I rule" feeling after they make the chick cum is definitely an ego thing. Makes them feel more manly. And I think that's why they do it.

"Awesome, I fuckin' made her shoot that".

Anyway, that's not the reason why I go down. Actually, one of the reasons why I don't like drunk posting is because I'm shy and only express myself like that when drunk.

You're point of view does exist though but I think it's only the attitudes of a bunch of frat boys.

[Bob]

Alf liked to eat pussies, they were his cure for hiccups.



Bob, are you typing "21" in the num lock area?

no, the top row. i'm on a laptop, i don't have a numpad...well i do, but i have to hold down an extra key to use it. maybe that's what it is...

§

hey! that's inconvenient! oh well, thanks

[fucktopgirl]

The idea that they get an "I'm so awesome, look what I did to her, I rule" feeling after they make the chick cum is definitely an ego thing. Makes them feel more manly. And I think that's why they do it.


I think you are a bit lost here. Altho they might be MAcho out there who can have this disgusting view after going down on a girl. I would go forward by stating that the majority of men who do it , its because they love it and they like/take pleasure to make the other have an awesome orgasm.

I dont think it is related to an ego thing but moreso a sharing and give/take experience. That what sex is, in it?

[venusvenus123]

i think queenadrock needs to learn to put the pussy on a pedestal. :)

[QueenAdrock]

I dont think it is related to an ego thing but moreso a sharing and give/take experience. That what sex is, in it?

Sex with someone you love, sure. I know plenty of sweet guys out there who do it because they want to make the other person feel good. I know an equal amount of pigs out there who love sex for themselves and couldn't give a shit.

I just have a hard time believing that if this is a true sampling of the population, 92% of guys do it because they really love it. It's hard for me to believe that 92% of males do it because they really want to make the other person orgasm because it's a great gift to females, as opposed to loving doing it because it makes them feel more accomplished and more manly. It may be a mixture of both for most guys.

Or maybe I'm just jaded because I've overheard one too many guys bragging about how great they are at oral with their friends. It's the bragging part that makes me think it's an ego thing.

Edit: Oh, and also, the ex couldn't get me off from just oral (it's actually impossible for me). He'd take it really personally, which is why it makes me think it was more important for him than it was for me.

[yeahwho]

Sometimes it's sort of rough because... like say... your at a bar and it's closing time and everyone's been partying and the beer has been flowing and especially the chick your going home with and then you get there at the "go time" and it's sort of like going down on a fucking 12 volt battery because the Pabst has thrown the PH all off but yeah mainly I do it because I'm a certified olympic tongue master.

It's a piss poor sailor who can't walk a slippery deck.

[b-grrrlie]

Edit: Oh, and also, the ex couldn't get me off from just oral (it's actually impossible for me)....Now you're putting someone under way too much pressure here... ;)

[Bob]

Now you're putting someone under way too much pressure here... ;)

ok! we're done talking about droppinscience for now!

[QueenAdrock]

HA! Well, I'm actually the opposite of most females (or so I hear). Unable to get off from oral, only from sex itself. I heard only 1/3 of females can orgasm from sex, whereas 92% can orgasm from oral. What the hell, mang.

[beastieangel01]

NOSE RUBBING <3.5

ftw!

seriously though, in my experience, half the time there was either nothing, or the guy loved to do so. I love to uh, give myself. If someone doesn't too, that totally sucks and not in the good way :mad:

[beastieangel01]

dip your face into my lady lake. ;)

I'm pretty sure that's the kind of language nastee's talking about. ;)

oh and congrats, you managed to get me to change my sig after god knows how long :D

[little j]

so i didn't read all the replies... but...i think i am the only girl who really doesn't LOVE when a guy goes down on me... its ok....and my current lover is the only one who has made me O that way... but i prefer a DD anyday.

lots of info... yes.

[ET]

It's okay. Deep dickin' is for the children.

[HEIRESS]

ftw!


you need to date a jewish boy apparently my dear!

[little j]

HA! Well, I'm actually the opposite of most females (or so I hear). Unable to get off from oral, only from sex itself. I heard only 1/3 of females can orgasm from sex, whereas 92% can orgasm from oral. What the hell, mang.
OMG

you and me are the same hot freakin girl

[Bob]

It's okay. Deep dickin' is for the children.

.........

[QueenAdrock]

I dunno. I would think you take the 1/3 of girls and then multiply that by 92% maybe? 30%.

I certainly feel badly for my friends who are convinced that the g-spot is a myth, though. I don't get why they wouldn't have one when other women do. And on top of that, why would you want to have sex if you can't orgasm? My one friend has NEVER had an orgasm and she has sex more than I do! I don't really get it.

[jennyb]

I dont think it is related to an ego thing but moreso a sharing and give/take experience. That what sex is, in it?

YES! If it isn't then you're not with the right partner. Give - Take - Give - Take... (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

sorry i ain't talking about my sex life on this damned stoopid board!


you dont have to but thats the wrong thread to talk about boring keyboard crap and §es

[Lyman Zerga]

my ex hated it. he only does it at the beginning of a relationship to trap the girl. he knows how to do it, so he wows you with it until you've decided to stay, then you get nothing. i believe he is gay and in denial.


i hope you were not silly enough to still go down on him

i know i wouldnt do it

[cosmo105]

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

[DandyFop]

And on top of that, why would you want to have sex if you can't orgasm? My one friend has NEVER had an orgasm and she has sex more than I do! I don't really get it.

well, what do you suggest then, having no sex? Especially when that high of percentage of women can't orgasm during intercourse? I love the sexings but have yet to reach ye olde climax with another person involved. It hasn't bothered me that much though to be honest. Actually my boy and I discussed it like three weeks before we broke up and he was doing his darndest (orally) and it was so close...ah well. Another time.

[Lyman Zerga]

no clue if the cockster could make me orgasm but im more than sure that oral pleasure will do it, when he/she isnt too bad at it

[beastieangel01]

you need to date a jewish boy apparently my dear!

the ones I've been around that have done the nose thing, it works out, jewish or not. :)

andddd it makes me happy.

[na§tee]

And on top of that, why would you want to have sex if you can't orgasm? My one friend has NEVER had an orgasm and she has sex more than I do! I don't really get it.
ouch!

well, i would presume they keep on having sex because they hope at some certain point they will achieve it. 'achieve'. ugh. pressure, man.

i will like dandy raise my hand and say i'm not one of these women who have the blessed ability to be able to reach orgasm 150% of the time in, uh, anything, really, with a partner.

and it's not that it's not pleasurable. and it's not that i don't enjoy it. and it's nothing to do with my boyfriend. it's just very rare. i find a combination of the morning, weed, and yes, going down seems to work much better than just intercourse alone. but i only use weed about twice a year so that's one element out of the equation.

i am very self conscious about what this means for ranald's ego and have reassured him that it doesn't mean any dent on his masculinity or whatever bullshit at all. i don't know what it is. my body? my self esteem? circumstance?

i am more worried when i speak about it (very rarely) with other women who are highly sexed/sexual and love talking about their daily orgasms that i am some sort of freak of nature and some how less in touch with my 'femininity'. not 'happy and in touch with my body and being a woman'. not 'able to let it go'. and to be honest, comments like yours above don't really help.

i saw a documentary recently about women who were going through clinical trials to have an orgasm device implanted in their bodies to help with their sex lives. some of these women had been with their partners for decades and had never had an orgasm and i tell you, some were shells of human beings. depressed. withered. felt like horrible examples of womanhood. one woman, the device didn't work for her and she was just absolutely destroyed. gutted. she wanted to experience this 'oneness' with her partner and this 'ultimate goal' of orgasm that other women, men, and society put her under pressure to have. and now she probably won't. very sad, very sad indeed.

of course, i'm not as bad as her in that yes, i have achieved it a couple of times but still, i just had to say. i'm certainly no orgasming machine. and reading comments like that makes me a little sad.

so, to answer your question, why do i have sex with the one man i have ever slept with and continue to do so for 5 years? well, you can still experience quite a lot of pleasure without achieving orgasm. and it's fun. it's open. i want to experience new things with him. i want him to not feel that because there's a chance i won't climax (god i hate these words) there's no point in loving my body and loving me. i have sex with him because i love him. i love him.

(i know you probably didn't think what this would mean to people like me and dandy so i'm not taking it personally, so don't worry!)

[Kid Presentable]

If more dudes understood that women aren't all able to orgasm like a light-switch, everybody would be happier.

[Waus]

I totally underestimated how much I associate an avatar with who's posting. I have read so many of QA's posts lately and had to do a double-take.

[Otis Driftwood]

Where's the option for going down on two?

[Paul Decktition]

I loves it :D

[Genocide Tulips]

Going down on a girl is the only time you descend to go to heaven.

[hitmonlee]

I dunno. I would think you take the 1/3 of girls and then multiply that by 92% maybe? 30%.

I certainly feel badly for my friends who are convinced that the g-spot is a myth, though. I don't get why they wouldn't have one when other women do. And on top of that, why would you want to have sex if you can't orgasm? My one friend has NEVER had an orgasm and she has sex more than I do! I don't really get it.

huh? its still fun. its not a bad experience. plus orgasms can still be had, just not internally. never having one? yeah i may not bother. i just tell guys straight up that it isn't going to work by just sticking his dick in.

[Pres Zount]

Going down on a girl is the only time you descend to go to heaven.

Oh! MR. Darcy! :tophat:

[na§tee]

i didn't want my point to go unnoticed and die on the 2nd page of beastie free. bumpdebump.

[Dorothy Wood]

hi5, nastee.

I find the act of sex enjoyable, orgasm or not...though it would be nice to have one every time, it's just not the way my parts work. hmph. my ex could always make me have one from oral, but he's like the only one who's been able to accomplish that.


also, I would like to say that I don't like hearing about how guys would like to go down there ONLY if it's nice and not floppy or loose or "stinky" what have you. Some girls have vaginas like that! they were born that way! what the fuck are they supposed to do, never ever let anyone touch it? or get that surgery for it? What if girls said, "I'll only blow guys that have 7" straight dicks, with balls that aren't too big or too small, or red. the penis must be the perfect color and not too veiny! and circumcized! and it should smell like cookies!" ?

:mad:

[cosmo105]

cookies?! oh man, i'm down with a weiner that smells like any variety of baked goods

[Dorothy Wood]

cookies?! oh man, i'm down with a weiner that smells like any variety of baked goods

ha, I know, actually, I think I'm going to adopt that set of criteria. :cool:

[DIGI]

You've found my only weakness about a woman. I love going down.

I really don't care if I don't get my nut, as long as I can make her cum via my tongue.

I love it when I'm chowing down and I can sense her euphoria and I'll munch even harder while I mumble, "c'mon baby, c'mon"

Amen, bro.(y)

[g-mile7]

to be competely honest i love just smelling it (y) its like feeling breathe on your face but it smells soo much better

but i wont go down there if her lips are chaped or swollen (lb) then id feel dirty shit

NO SWOLLOWING THOUGH

[skra75]

I've been told by nearly every girl I've been with that I'm the best they've ever had. so, there. I'm unselfish and am fine with doing that and not expecting anything in return.

[QueenAdrock]

well, what do you suggest then, having no sex? Especially when that high of percentage of women can't orgasm during intercourse? I love the sexings but have yet to reach ye olde climax with another person involved. It hasn't bothered me that much though to be honest. Actually my boy and I discussed it like three weeks before we broke up and he was doing his darndest (orally) and it was so close...ah well. Another time.

Let me explain it like I explained to Claire.

"I mean, the times that I'm not able to get off, I don't particularly enjoy it. So if I was like that all the time, I just wouldn't want to do it. And my friend isn't doing it for some wonderful boyfriend, she goes out and finds guys at random and does it...which I don't really understand. If you love the guy and want to please him, that makes MORE than enough sense. But for the girls who just say "I wanna go get laid" and run off to be with any guy at random...well, I just don't get it. I fail to see what she gets out of it (emotionally or physically)."

To me, you have sex to get something out of it. Since she is unable to cum, and it is not with her boyfriend, I fail to see WHY she wants to do it. Maybe it's a power thing? I have no idea.

[cosmo105]

^probably to feel wanted or something.

[g-mile7]

GUHHHHH I'M GOING TO CUM ON ALL OF YOUUUU

[Auton]

^wowee zowee!!

[DipDipDive]

:(

It better not be bloody.

:(

[QueenAdrock]

Maybe Cosmo. I'd hope not, because she knows how much boys like her, they flock to her all the time. They definitely do want her and she knows it.

It was just really odd to me hear her talk about sex like she's some sort of porn freak and then she told me she's never had an orgasm, not by herself, not with someone else. I don't think I'd have such a strong fascination with it if I didn't get something out of it.

[hitmonlee]

"I mean, the times that I'm not able to get off, I don't particularly enjoy it. So if I was like that all the time, I just wouldn't want to do it. And my friend isn't doing it for some wonderful boyfriend, she goes out and finds guys at random and does it...which I don't really understand. If you love the guy and want to please him, that makes MORE than enough sense. But for the girls who just say "I wanna go get laid" and run off to be with any guy at random...well, I just don't get it. I fail to see what she gets out of it (emotionally or physically)."


a good, hard, pounding?

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[DandyFop]

Well everyone is different...I'm not going to stop having sex because I don't orgasm from it. That makes no sense to me - who says you have to cum to get something out of it?? It makes me feel kind of offended, like what, is there something wrong with me that I am not all hung up on the fact that for some reason or another, it hasn't happened yet? I'm not going to let myself feel weird about that - I'd much rather enjoy the experience and move on. I love sex - maybe when I find the right person who can make me orgasm as well, I will love it even more, I don't know. But all I know is that I sure like it enough without it.

[QueenAdrock]

Well, that's certainly fine if you still derive pleasure from it, I'm just saying from my point of view and experiences if I don't orgasm during sex I just end up frustrated and displeased a lot of the time, thus me saying I wouldn't really want to do it if I wasn't able to.

And nothing's wrong with you because 66% of women are just like you, missy.

[fucktopgirl]

Now ,i will say something shoking or maybe not..but girls who cannot get off while having sex with a dude might be, i say might, lesbians!!!!

So therefore 66% of female are either lesbians or else they dont know how the fuck their body work!

Another theory would be that they only can get off the ground if they are with their soul mate and deeply in love ... so then good luck, Soul mate dont happen to knock often on the door!

[DandyFop]

Now ,i will say something shoking or maybe not..but girls who cannot get off while having sex with a dude might be, i say might, lesbians!!!!

So therefore 66% of female are either lesbians or else they dont know how the fuck their body work!

Another theory would be that they only can get off the ground if they are with their soul mate and deeply in love ... so then good luck, Soul mate dont happen to knock often on the door!

? the fuck?

you're an idiot

[fucktopgirl]

^how so?

[Knuckle's Beard]

I love ticklin' the triangle(y)

[zorra_chiflada]

it has nothing to do with being a lesbian and everything to do with biology and structure of the female genital anatomy.

[fucktopgirl]

Hey, i was just saying IT might and i specify too the fact that it can be possibly too that the "girls" dont know how to make themselves have orgasms, not knowing where your clito is can affect your succes rate in an intercourse.

Practice make it better that for sure.

[Justin]

I've been told by nearly every girl I've been with that I'm the best they've ever had. so, there. I'm unselfish and am fine with doing that and not expecting anything in return.

Every girl says that afterwords

[QueenAdrock]

So therefore 66% of female are either lesbians or else they dont know how the fuck their body work!

So what about girls who can't get off with sex with other girls? What are they?

[TurdBerglar]

robots

[fucktopgirl]

So what about girls who can't get off with sex with other girls? What are they?

And not getting off with dude?

MAybe they like to fuck horses, sheeps, god only knows!

[QueenAdrock]

You heard it here first. 66% of women like to fuck horses.

[fucktopgirl]

what a freak world we live in!

[befsquire]

Hey, i was just saying IT might and i specify too the fact that it can be possibly too that the "girls" dont know how to make themselves have orgasms, not knowing where your clito is can affect your succes rate in an intercourse.
that makes no sense when you factor in that they can orgasm from oral sex.

[fucktopgirl]

that makes no sense when you factor in that they can orgasm from oral sex.

hummm..

My reply was to women who DONT have pleasure while having sex with a man!

[befsquire]

i understand that. you said that they must not know their anatomy. but these women who don't orgasm from sex DO orgasm from oral sex, so i'm merely pointing out that they do know their own anatomy.

anyway, google it. you'll see there's nothing wrong.

[Justin]

This probably isnt the best place to type this but.....

I can get off quicker when doin it myself than I can with a girl. I guess my dick was trained with my hand before girls came along.

It works out:rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

This probably isnt the best place to type this but.....

I can get off quicker when doin it myself than I can with a girl. I guess my dick was trained with my hand before girls came along.

It works out:rolleyes:




that probably means your gay!.... FOR YOURSELF!

[QueenAdrock]

Doin' it with a girl isn't supposed to be about quickness though, mang.

[fucktopgirl]

" To beth "^ Oh ok, well my reply was to women that are just not able AT ALL to get off in any possible way, with any possible shape or form of dick there is on planet earth.

But for thoses who can get off while being lick but not while being penetrate might just not know how to move on a man then...I dunno! Frigidity maybe!?

Or else ..something wrong with the way their genital part are conceive.

But maybe it is a social/society factor , the fact that couples nowadays dont pass a lot of time together so therefore the time to build up a good climax and warmth to an intercourse can be really affect by this. People just work and work and barely see each other, i think it can play a role in the fact that 66 % of women dont get off a lot, because we all know that a man cum as you blow on them little sausage. 1 2 3 haaaaaaaaaa the eruption happen, easy and can be fast too. Us women are quite more complex and need a lot more emotionnal stimulation , quality activities ,conversations...we are such a pain at time it seem . Anyway, if people/couple dont see each others, it can explain why so many females are unable to have orgasm while penetration occur.

That just dont make any sense....oh well, i am off to bed!

[Documad]

It is a matter of the female anatomy. The penis tends to be a poor stimulator of the clitoris. Studies have shown that a very small percentage of women achieve an orgasm via traditional vaginal intercourse -- smaller than QA's 1/3 statistic. (The number is difficult to determine because some women report having orgasms when they didn't--there are still women who don't know what an orgasm is.)

QA: I suppose your friend has tried vibrators, but she should try a different style. There are probably women who can't orgasm at all, but I don't know any who can't orgasm with the right vibrator.

[QueenAdrock]

Us women are quite more complex and need a lot more emotionnal stimulation , quality activities ,conversations...we are such a pain at time it seem . Anyway, if people/couple dont see each others, it can explain why so many females are unable to have orgasm while penetration occur.

That can only explain stuff so far. I mean, there are women out there who have quality relationships with men, emotional bonds and all of that, and they STILL can't get off. I don't see Brett for months, when I do, there's no chit-chat for the first part of it (sorry if I made you burn your eyes out cmute, but I'm saying this stuff for a point) and it's just down to bidness and I get off quite easily. I do believe emotions do play a role in women's orgasming, but there's gotta be a point where you just realize that the anatomy is different. I have one friend who was in love with an Italian for 5 years and never was able to get off. And as Ms. Heiress can attest, dating an Italian (whom you love) and not being able to get off must mean that there's something different with the anatomy down there.

[DandyFop]

But for thoses who can get off while being lick but not while being penetrate might just not know how to move on a man then...I dunno! Frigidity maybe!?


Eureka, you're right!! It's my frigidity (and the rest of the, what, millions of other women who deal with the same thing) that's the problem! Man, I hope there's a pill you can take for that.

[Documad]

No no no. I know you're kidding. But it is horrible what women went through being called frigid when they're not. It's just another hilarious male/female disconnect because the best stimulus for the penis is not the best stimulus for the clitoris.

[jennyb]

I love ticklin' the triangle(y)

OMG I can't even begin to explain how hard I laughed when I saw this post! :D Hahahahahaaaaaa..... oh man. Best. Alias. Ever.

Some of you sound so selfish about this whole thing, like it never occurred to you that maybe for some the best part of sex is more than just the big 'O'. For one, gettin nekked in front of another person and exposing yourself on that level is crazy intimate. It's a way of connecting like woah.

Everyone's different and that's what makes getting to know your partner so much fun.

[hitmonlee]

Every girl says that afterwords
oh no they don't. what's the poing in telling a guy he'd good if he isn't?

[skra75]

it has nothing to do with being a lesbian and everything to do with biology and structure of the female genital anatomy.

this is true & keeping this in mind is important. as is pacing ones self. knowing the girl and picking up on what she likes is equally important

[skra75]

Every girl says that afterwords

I've heard that before. But, I believe that if you look into a girls eyes you can tell if they are telling the truth or not, and these girls were telling the truth ;)

lol8l at our matching Rudolf icons

[na§tee]

fucktopgirl, what you are saying is offensive to me and many other women on just about every level. do me a favour and read this (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1364430&postcount=138) that i posted earlier in the thread. you see these women i talk about who are making other women feel less like sexual beings, less feminine? that's you right now.

[Pres Zount]

seriously nastie, frigigity, maybe.

[fucktopgirl]

fucktopgirl, what you are saying is offensive to me and many other women on just about every level. do me a favour and read this (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1364430&postcount=138) that i posted earlier in the thread. you see these women i talk about who are making other women feel less like sexual beings, less feminine? that's you right now.


OH well, i am not trying to be offensive, i am just speaking my mind. I can admit that the frigidity and the fucking a horse where more sarcastic then anything but yea...As to make others girls feel less feminine , i have nothing to do with it... Cannot blame me for my view on the issue, i speak with frankness. I am a female too ya know and at the beginning of my sexual activity , i was not getting off often as i did not know my body but once you practice more and know your lover , then you can get off quite more easily and know where to push the button to achieve the climax of sex. So yea, i am not proclamming that i did/do have orgasm everytime either but more yes then no.

Anyway, I can see were it affect female who dont achieved orgasm and i really feel for them. It must be really frustrating to not be able to fully come when you have sexual intercourse with your lover. I remember when i was on the verge of it(coming) and then, my ex was ... to fast, i was somehow "unsastified" but i imagine not being able to have orgasm like EVER must be hard on the ego too and really a pain.

So i was not trying to insulted YOU female who have difficulties getting off while having intercourse. I am really clueless to know were the problem is on this one. I mean man and woman are like a fine puzzle and we are made to
connect sexually in a certain way and it is outstanding to see that so many females are not unable to taste this pleasure. Really , even if anatomy is different how much more different another female inside are from mine or other female who can have sexual pleasure with penetration?

Maybe thoses elements all play a role:

-Not Having the right timing sexually as well as the right man.

- Not knowing your partner and being at ease with him

- being stress by the fear of not orgasming.

- Not finding a proper position that suit you because not all position give you orgasm , some are even painfull.

I dont know i am just trying to make sense of this fact that 66% of female dont get off while intercourse...that a lot.. what happen to us female, are we in some kind of sexual mutation?





No no no. I know you're kidding. But it is horrible what women went through being called frigid when they're not. It's just another hilarious male/female disconnect because the best stimulus for the penis is not the best stimulus for the clitoris.

Like i said, my frigidity comment have surely nothing to do with the fact that so many women cannot come. Altho this factor can affect some of the females in the 66% poll ....

There is way to move on a man while stimulating your clito and then you got Double pleasure...

[na§tee]

god. what's the point?

[Kerrbear]

I've been wanting to add a quote to my signature, and there is some GOLD in this thread. Where to begin, where to begin...

[fucktopgirl]

god. what's the point?


hummm..

The point is whatever you want the point to be...(!)

Just was explaining myself as it seem that I offense girls who cannot orgasm and was a bit in the flow of the subject...

[Otis Driftwood]

god. what's the point?
Right, better talk again when you're a tantric grandmistress sex-witch, too! :rolleyes:

[bigblu89]

I'm a little late to vote on this. Just saw it today.

I love it. I'm down there like it's my job.

I think I get more pleasure out of "sucessfully" given a woman oral, than I do when she returns the favor.

[Knuckle's Beard]

I'm no alias.

[Knuckles]

It's not lying.

Unfortunately my beard has grown so powerful that it has became a seperate entity.

It must have registered for the MB while I was asleep.

The damn thing is waaaaaay out of control. It cranks ZZ Top on the stereo while watching old Grizzly Adams movies till 2:00 in the morning.

I don't know what I'm going to do. :(

[Bob]

THE BEARD STAYS, YOU GO

[cosmo105]

oh great. knuckles was on vacation, and scratched his scruff, and said, "i think i'll grow a beard..."

now it's going to throw him off a high ledge, just you wait and see.

[cosmo105]

THE BEARD STAYS, YOU GO
*nervous laughter*


THE BEARD STAYS

[Bob]

nothin! i was doin' nothin! i was doin' nothin!

[g-mile7]

i'm going to drown you in my semen, cosmo105

[Knuckle's Beard]

THE BEARD STAYS, YOU GO
I agree wholechinnedly(y)

Get lost Knuckles. This place doesn't need you anymore. What good are you anyway? You make a few silly comments here and there, an occasional funny photoshop thread. You think I can't do that? I bet I can.

[Knuckles]

You think I can't do that? I bet I can.

Really? Let's see your photoshop skills weird-beard. :mad:

[Knuckle's Beard]

Really? Let's see your photoshop skills weird-beard. :mad:
You think I'm scruffin, err... I mean bluffin'?

[Documad]

It's not lying.

Unfortunately my beard has grown so powerful that it has became a seperate entity.

It must have registered for the MB while I was asleep.

The damn thing is waaaaaay out of control. It cranks ZZ Top on the stereo while watching old Grizzly Adams movies till 2:00 in the morning.

I don't know what I'm going to do. :(
Ha ha!

I also love that Knuckles is talking to his beard.

[Adam]

Why not use this awesome thread?
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=74571

I have done now.

[kaiser soze]

Shouldn't it be "Going Down on a Woman" ?

anyways, yeah, fun stuff, nuff said

[Adam]

Shouldn't it be "Going Down on a Woman" ?

anyways, yeah, fun stuff, nuff said

Yeah, I always think when people call Women, Girls who are over 16 are either being rude or ignorant. You generally don't call a Man over 16 a Boy. Going down on a boy

Anyway, I think its more to do with the male society we still have - we gotta stop the women from becoming an equal (!)

[TurdBerglar]

girl/guy


man/woman

[b-grrrlie]

Way to bring these threads up for the weekend! :mad: :p

[na§tee]

Way to bring these threads up for the weekend! :mad: :p
i know, right? sigh.

[ET]

Side note; just saw a pussy getting fingered on webcam.

[paul jones]

Side note; just saw a pussy getting fingered on webcam.

you need to BE the fingerer ET,not the VOYEUER.So...........BE that fingerer and then you will be able to SMELL the rewards.(y)

[Helvete]

I'm hungry.

[Adam]

I have a 9" tongue and can breath through my ears.

PM me.

[AceFace]

reading this tread has made me realize that bob is a truly funny individual! :D

[camo]

Are you meaning funny ha ha or funny stare and point?

[AceFace]

funny ha ha!

although funny stare and point make me laugh thinking about it.

[Bob]

i'm impressed i came up with all those one liners so quickly

well, 2 liners really

[weez]

i do it all the time, and i love it. only on girls i'm serious with, though.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/Picture001.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/DSCF0286.jpg

and how the hell has only ericlee commented on these? ladies must enjoy the hell outta that.