i'm relating far too well with weezer songs lately

[Bob]

weezer! come on!

but it's true. i mean, i want a girl who will laugh for noone else and puts her makeup on the shelf when i'm away, i'm shaking at her touch, i like her way too much, i'm afraid i'm falling for her, but i'm dumb, she's a lesbian. then this whole law school thing is just exhausting, if i'd ever been living the good life, i'd say it's time i got back to it, i don't even know how i got off the track.

how stupid is it? i can't talk about, i gotta post about it

[milleson]

Yes, but do you take your board to work?

[Gareth]

what about japanese girls who send letters and use fragile and refined stationary??

[ericlee]

Bob, all she's going to do is destroy your sweater. Possibly with vaginal secretions.

Rumor is... Napalm is made of 4 parts of vaginal secretions. It's best that you stay a virgin.

[Bob]

Yes, but do you take your board to work?

i used to, but then my laptop started having problems. now i have to leave the board at home

[TAL]

weezer! come on!

but it's true. i mean, i want a girl who will laugh for noone else and puts her makeup on the shelf when i'm away, i'm shaking at her touch, i like her way too much, i'm afraid i'm falling for her, but i'm dumb, she's a lesbian. then this whole law school thing is just exhausting, if i'd ever been living the good life, i'd say it's time i got back to it, i don't even know how i got off the track.

how stupid is it? i can't talk about, i gotta post about it
You're lying.

[Bob]

well i don't know for a fact that she's a lesbian. i suspect that she might be. but i don't know for sure. but i'm going with the lesbian theory because it's easier

[ericlee]

My wife could probably hook you up with a woman from around here bob.

She can most likekly make you sweaters.

On top of that, while you have sex with her, her friends can can coach you along by air guitar- mouthing "hash pipe"

You know. While you're getting it on, in the backgound, the girls will hum "neerr naaa naa neeer naaa naa"