my bestest friend is passed out drunk

[little j]

and i hope she'll be ok.

its her first time enjoying the house that is now all mine and seth's... and she had a little too much wine... or not enough food... one of the two.
ok.
bye!

[Planetary]

step 1: get some whipped cream, a marker pen, some gaffa tape, and two dildos.

step 2: draw all over her face, give her a whipped cream afro and tape the dildos tightly to her hands.

step 3: lol

[faz]

Play human buckaroo