BBMB BURN OF THE YEAR 2006

[Lex Diamonds]

As the New Year approaches, it's that time again. The time to choose which post this year has insulted/embarassed someone the most powerfully, and join together in laughing at the victim. Feel free to nominate single posts or even entire threads, and re-open people's wounds, crushing any remnants of internet credibility they may have salvaged. (y)

As an example to start you off, I'd like to put forward this ethering (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1363663&postcount=45) of Norcen by myself from a few days ago.

[Pres Zount]

oooh. good thread idea. I'm going to get trawlin'. Is it bad of me to realise I now have to train for next year?


Padster: you've done better, that one was too easy.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, it was just a little example. I didn't wanna bring my A game and just end the thread before it started.

[Pres Zount]

oh, yeah. of course. (y) :cool:

[mikizee]

im bored

[Pres Zount]

This gem from ace's 'stay or go?' thread is a great use of big words.

Why am I happy to leave?
A number of reasons.
1. Most of you people suck. Your posts are boring, self-referential, egotistical, ignorant, irrational, unamusing and pointless.

...

4. Several of you are petty hypocrites who take issue with me criticising the body of people's posts, while taking every opportunity to hound me personally. I do have better things to do than respond to empty personal abuse put together by a group of naively arrogant slack-wits, contrary to their barbs against my personal scheduling.
5. I am under-appreciated, and if you people don't like a steady stream of witty, sophisticated, insightful and original posts, then you can sink in your own feculence.


http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=68610

[mikizee]

new word for the day: feculence.

[Lex Diamonds]

This gem from ace's 'stay or go?' thread is a great use of big words.



http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=68610
Yeah Ace was good at this shit. His departure is a sore blow to the burning community.

[Knuckles]

As the New Year approaches, it's that time again. The time to choose which post this year has insulted/embarassed someone the most powerfully, and join together in laughing at the victim. Feel free to nominate single posts or even entire threads, and re-open people's wounds, crushing any remnants of internet credibility they may have salvaged. (y)

As an example to start you off, I'd like to put forward this ethering (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1363663&postcount=45) of Norcen by myself from a few days ago.
Two questions:

1. Can these insults be via pictures?

2. Do they have to relate to Norcen?

If both answers are yes I would like to submit this. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1267889&postcount=178)

[Lex Diamonds]

Two questions:

1. Can these insults be via pictures?

2. Do they have to relate to Norcen?

If both answers are yes I would like to submit this. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1267889&postcount=178)
Haha, nice work, I never saw that before. (y)

[yeahwho]

My favorite thread this year is your "My Mixes" (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=71535) thread in the Remix BBMB section. I enjoyed the whole thread equally as far as a wonderful job on your skills, but the best burn probably came at post #19 (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1309443&postcount=19), sometimes being very subtle is best.

The bad thing is your remix has expired and I never got a chance to download it. That fucker "Mo Money Mo Problems Padster Mix" kicked it. Worked like magic with the skeezers. Please put it back up for the Holidays.

[Bob]

new word for the day: feculence.

took the words right out of my mouth

[Pres Zount]

Cosmo defending rayman = lol

IT IS CHALLENGING AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING AND AWESOME AND YOU SUCK DICKS :mad:

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1308693&postcount=38

hahaha. The funny ones are always the best. Except for the funny mean ones.

[DipDipDive]

This is the only one that comes to mind, really. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1267273&postcount=89)

[Kid Presentable]

This is the only one that comes to mind, really. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1267273&postcount=89)
Stooping to the recipient's level, though.

[Kid Presentable]

Cold as ice (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1265073&postcount=2)

[mickill]

Stooping to the recipient's level, though.
Sometimes you really just say the stupidest shit.

Thanks Lara. I'd forgotten about that.

[cosmo105]

i almost posted it earlier, too. it still sizzles.

[TurdBerglar]

i use to be good at this shit

[mickill]

i almost posted it earlier, too. it still sizzles.
I guess you expect some sort of thanks too, then.

Fine.

Many gracias @ u, Heysicca.

[cosmo105]

i don't want lara's sloppy seconds. they smell like foot cheese.

[Kid Presentable]

Sometimes you really just say the stupidest shit.

Thanks Lara. I'd forgotten about that.
You've had better. I'm not hating.

And Norcen is now like toucanspam to most, the insults are half done anyway. It's like looking at a Pizza Hut kids menu word-puzzle.

Norcen is a C_ck S_cker

[DipDipDive]

96% of what The Padster says doesn't even make sense.

[mickill]

You've had better. I'm not hating.

And Norcen is now like toucanspam to most, the insults are half done anyway. It's like looking at a Pizza Hut kids menu word-puzzle.

Norcen is a C_ck S_cker
Well, sorry you feel that it fell short of my usual dazzling genius, but I didn't exactly campaign to have someone nominate it for anything. I'm more annoyed by your assertion that I brought myself down to his level.

[Kid Presentable]

Well, sorry you feel that it fell short of my usual dazzling genius, but I didn't exactly campaign to have someone nominate it for anything. I'm more annoyed by your assertion that I brought myself down to his level.
Yeah. I don't even know why I bother. Nevermind.

[Waus]

I was gonna post that tirade Allyal went on when I posted about having the same hat I saw in the anthology book - but I'm too lazy to find it. It was pretty good. I left my response in the reply window and never submitted.

[Lyman Zerga]

i loved most fight/drama threads and every single padster post ever made

[Loppfessor]

Honestly I think the biggest "burn" of the year is this thread. I like you Padster but I find it kind of sad that you remember and track this stuff so closely....to each his own though.

[Pres Zount]

:( Hey lopp, fuck you.

ahem

Norcen has achieved toucanspamery, but that doesn't lower mikill's harsh response, because it could have been at anyone and still make me laugh. I think it rules.

[Kid Presentable]

Some of the best burns this year belong to LOL and Ace. I can't be fucked looking for them.

[Junker]

96% of what The Padster says doesn't even make sense.

(y)

[Pres Zount]

Aahhh, I've been looking for a good kid p one:

They'd have to be pretty pathetic to go for that. Not even Britney Spears wants to be Britney Spears, but you seem pretty keen.


http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1364543&postcount=20259
That's a new one. It's hard for golden oldies from february or whatever to get remembered.

[Lex Diamonds]

Honestly I think the biggest "burn" of the year is this thread. I like you Padster but I find it kind of sad that you remember and track this stuff so closely....to each his own though.
Hey, I haven't remembered or tracked anything... that's why I made the thread, so people sad enough to actually look for the posts would give me a good laugh. :)

There are some good ones in here though. (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

96% of what The Padster says doesn't even make sense.
(y)
Wow what a surprise, two people who have had a problem with me for months lumping together like the internet equivalent of long-unwashed testicles to try and teabag me into submission.

Nice try losers, but everybody else knows you're just sore from the numerous verbal ass-burns I've given you over the years.

[Junker]

Wow what a surprise, two people who have had a problem with me for months lumping together like the internet equivalent of long-unwashed testicles to try and teabag me into submission.

Nice try losers, but everybody else knows you're just sore from the numerous verbal ass-burns I've given you over the years.


UPDATE: 98,5 % of what The Padster says doesn't even make sense.

[Otis Driftwood]

I still think 100 % of what makes sense COULD be said by Padster.

[Junker]

Well put: it COULD :rolleyes:

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever dude, just make sure your father keeps applying the soothing cream to your ass.

[Loppfessor]

:( Hey lopp, fuck you.

ahem

Norcen has achieved toucanspamery, but that doesn't lower mikill's harsh response, because it could have been at anyone and still make me laugh. I think it rules.



Hey, I haven't remembered or tracked anything... that's why I made the thread, so people sad enough to actually look for the posts would give me a good laugh. :)

There are some good ones in here though. (y)

Ooooh! Double burn for getting upset over what I said, and caring enough about what I said to hafta post about it twice!!.......



Anyway enjoy your thread...(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Ooooh! Double burn for getting upset over what I said, and caring enough about what I said to hafta post about it twice!!.......



Anyway enjoy your thread...(y)
Enjoy my balls, dickwad! *gives the finger*

[Pres Zount]

paddy slicing 'em down.

[Loppfessor]

Wait huh??...are you trying to say that you're slicing your balls??

[Pres Zount]

no, you should have said "... is padster slicing your balls down"

[Loppfessor]

Hey the only balls I'm even worried about on here are my own and so far things are ship shape down there...

[Pres Zount]

but then again so far your dad hasn't got off the couch and come into your room yet.

[Otis Driftwood]

You fight like bitches.

[Loppfessor]

Who's fighting I"m just sharing my observations with the group...and Prez is trying to get a few last minute "burns" in to make the 06 list...

[Lex Diamonds]

Nice to see you guys are enjoying my balls like I told you. (y)

[Loppfessor]

Nice to see you guys are enjoying my balls like I told you. (y)


I'm not...in fact I'm sending this back I found a hair in it...

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm not...in fact I'm sending this back I found a hair in it...
Alright, no need to get all teste about it.

[Junker]

Padster, the testosterone boy.

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever dude, just make sure your father keeps applying the soothing cream to your ass.
.

[Junker]

Padster, the testosterone boy. .

[Otis Driftwood]

:cool: Oh, you're the silent type, eh? ;)

[Junker]

Yes ;) .

[DipDipDive]

Wow what a surprise, two people who have had a problem with me for months lumping together like the internet equivalent of long-unwashed testicles to try and teabag me into submission.

Nice try losers, but everybody else knows you're just sore from the numerous verbal ass-burns I've given you over the years.

All of your "burns" usually involve calling people losers or telling them to suck and/or lick various parts of your anatomy. It's not impressive.

[Lex Diamonds]

All of your "burns" usually involve calling people losers or telling them to suck and/or lick various parts of your anatomy. It's not impressive.
I'm not trying to impress you. If I wanted to do that I'd show you some pictures of girls with hairier top lips than you.

[DipDipDive]

OH OH YOU MEAN YOU'D SHOW ME A PICTURE OF YOUR MOM?!

OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! BURRRRRRRN!!!!!!






























Fucking tool. :rolleyes:

[Lex Diamonds]

"Your mom" jokes don't count as burns. Nice to see you getting into the spirit of the thread though, keep trying little lady. (y)

[Ally Al]

I was gonna post that tirade Allyal went on when I posted about having the same hat I saw in the anthology book - but I'm too lazy to find it. It was pretty good. I left my response in the reply window and never submitted.


did you take that seriously ? It was a joke

[DipDipDive]

"Your mom" jokes don't count as burns. Nice to see you getting into the spirit of the thread though, keep trying little lady. (y)

It's amazing how your bangs looks even more fluffy and wavy when I'm flying above your head.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's amazing how your bangs looks even more fluffy and wavy when I'm flying above your head.
Nope. Try again, hairy.

[Echewta]

Little child
Dry your crying eyes
How can I explain
The fear you feel inside´cause you were born
Into this evil world
Where man is killing man and no one
knows just why
What have we become
Just look what we have done
All that we destroyed
You must build again
When the children cry
Let them know we
tried´cause when the children sings
The new world begins
Little child
You must show the way...

:cool:

[Junker]

All of your "burns" usually involve calling people losers or telling them to suck and/or lick various parts of your anatomy. It's not impressive.

LOL .... exactly.

But as I already said, its all because of the teenage. The hormones are acting. Someday this kind of behaviour will pass (i think)

[Lex Diamonds]

LOL .... exactly.

But as I already said, its all because of the teenage. The hormones are acting. Someday this kind of behaviour will pass (i think)
Go away, you're actually starting to irritate me. Don't you have anything better to do than trail me around the boards and co-sign your fellow moronic haters?

[Junker]

Go away, you're actually starting to irritate me. Don't you have anything better to do than trail me around the boards and co-sign your fellow moronic haters?

Sincerely?? Nope.

Hey, and don't let the internet ruin your day.

[DIGI]

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I had a good one on Mickill a while back. I don't necessarily remember what started it but he told me that this place already had a Freebasser and I said something back that made him lock up. I kinda remember what I said, but don't wanna repeat it and fuck it up. It was good, though.

[Drederick Tatum]

being 'burnt' by The Padster is like being shouted at by a pre-pubescent in the street. you could say something back but it'd be for nothing, their problem is hormonal.

[Lex Diamonds]

being 'burnt' by The Padster is like being shouted at by a pre-pubescent in the street. you could say something back but it'd be for nothing, their problem is hormonal.
You're the one getting all emotional about internet insults like some kind of PMS cybersex whore, talking about hormones and shouting and shit.

It's words on a screen brah, I don't give a fuck, neither should you.

[Genocide Tulips]

It's words on a screen brah, I don't give a fuck, neither should you.

Then why even bother?

[Lex Diamonds]

Then why even bother?
Cuz I wanna kill time with the minimum amount of brain power possible, while I'm listening to and downloading music. And occasionally I get a rise out of someone/have a decent conversation, which makes it all worthwhile.

What's your excuse, bitchtits?

[Genocide Tulips]

Sexual fetish.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Sexual fetish.
ooh yeh girl run that game

[Lex Diamonds]

Hmm, you tryina perfect ya aim, aint cha?

[Auton]

padster, you're the only person who considers the things you say to be "burns." seriously, i don't think a single person has found you remotely offensive. well, actually your face is pretty offensive. but still, people see you as peabrained, babyfaced chav, so it's kind of hard to take you seriously. it's difficult for us to read your insults or look at your pictures without smiling and wanting to tickle the baby wigger.

[Lo_Lyfe]

padster, you're the only person who considers the things you say to be "burns." seriously, i don't think a single person has found you remotely offensive. well, actually your face is pretty offensive. but still, people see you as peabrained, babyfaced chav, so it's kind of hard to take you seriously. it's difficult for us to read your insults or look at your pictures without smiling and wanting to tickle the baby wigger.
rofl

BURN

[Planetary]

padster, you're the only person who considers the things you say to be "burns." seriously, i don't think a single person has found you remotely offensive. well, actually your face is pretty offensive. but still, people see you as peabrained, babyfaced chav, so it's kind of hard to take you seriously. it's difficult for us to read your insults or look at your pictures without smiling and wanting to tickle the baby wigger.

ohhhhh

[Lyman Zerga]

i love this thread


but seriously, padster is a clever bitch (y)
he just doesnt want to show it too often lol

aber scheiß egal, er hat eine rießen hosenschlange und das ist das einzig wichtige

[Drederick Tatum]

The Padster, have you been showing your dick to Randy?

[Lex Diamonds]

The Padster, have you been showing your dick to Randy?
It's not a case of "showing", it's more a case of everyone in Europe being able to see my gargantuan erection.

And Auton: I could seriously list so many reasons why you're one of the biggest losers on this board (eg you're gmile's bitch, you can't produce hip-hop yet persist in thinking you can) but I don't want to get into it with you because, as you've just shown, your "burn"s are contrived and don't lead anywhere.

[Justin]

I'm a wimpy bitch when it comes to burns.

Picture Conan Obrien on those Pale Force cartoons...thats me....minus the peeing.

Wait did I just burn myself?:rolleyes:

:p

[Junker]

but seriously, padster is a clever bitch (y)
he just doesnt want to show it too often lol


Did you mean never??

[Lex Diamonds]

Did you mean never??
Ich bin taglich des Po deine Mutter darin. :)

[Junker]

Ich bin taglich des Po deine Mutter darin. :)

This is not fair. :(

[Auton]

And Auton: I could seriously list so many reasons why you're one of the biggest losers on this board (eg you're gmile's bitch, you can't produce hip-hop yet persist in thinking you can) but I don't want to get into it with you because, as you've just shown, your "burn"s are contrived and don't lead anywhere.

awwww. there he goes again! i'd be offended if 1) you actually heard my stuff, and 2) you weren't a greasy little chav who's opinion didn't matter.

and i would LOVE for you to list why i'm one of the biggest losers on the board. go ahead and hop to it, bitch.

[DipDipDive]

He doesn't have time, Auton. He has more important things to do like tend to his loved one who is hospitalized.

Oh, wait...

[Auton]

in all seriousness, it's too bad she's sick. he cares so much about her he'll probably find SOME way to visit her in the next 2 months.

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever asshole. I just got back from spending 6 hours at the hospital, it was pretty intense, she's really scared and crying and shit. Call me a greasy chav or whatever else makes you feel big and bad, but please don't bring personal shit like that into it.

And yeah I have heard your music, it pretty much sucks.

[Ally Al]

i can't deny i've been at Paddy in the past BUT I realised that I was wrong. Dude's in his late teens, loves getting high, loves music and pissing people off. I don't think he's a bad person and he does make me laugh. All this ganging up on young dude is a little bit lame.

[Stone]

Leave the Big Pad-Wolf alone :(

[Lex Diamonds]

i can't deny i've been at Paddy in the past BUT I realised that I was wrong. Dude's in his late teens, loves getting high, loves music and pissing people off. I don't think he's a bad person and he does make me laugh. All this ganging up on young dude is a little bit lame.
I don't get high any more. But apart from that you're right, thanks mate. (y)

Some people on here can't take a joke, so they take it out on me. When someone gets to the point where they start making personal insults, you know they're really pathetic, they already lost. (n)

[DIGI]

I don't get high any more.


So you're unemployed now?

[Lex Diamonds]

So you're unemployed now?
I've never been employed, I'm in "full time" education.

[DIGI]

I've never been employed, I'm in "full time" education.


Not according to your profile info. Does the Blunt Smokers Union provide decent benefits? Did you get an adequate severance?

[Lex Diamonds]

Not according to your profile info. Does the Blunt Smokers Union provide decent benefits? Did you get an adequate severance?
They gave me a generous golden handshake and I'm currently enjoying the priveleges of their renowned pension scheme for people aged 16 and over. (y)

[DIGI]

They gave me a generous golden shower and I'm currently enjoying the priveleges of their renowned penis cream for people aged 16 and over. (y)


yikes.

[Lex Diamonds]

yummy, dicks.
OK.

[DIGI]

Whoa, dude. After almost 5 pages, I think we finally have a winner.

[Ally Al]

I don't get high any more. But apart from that you're right, thanks mate. (y)

Some people on here can't take a joke, so they take it out on me. When someone gets to the point where they start making personal insults, you know they're really pathetic, they already lost. (n)


uk represent!

just laugh mate and keep pissing them off

[DIGI]

Pissing people off? I'm pretty sure that if you asked everyone Padster butted heads with the past couple of days will agree that he's provided much needed comic relief. What's funny is that I can imagine him, after typing some of the dumbest shit I've ever read, leaning back with arms folded, with the gayest smirk on his face basking in his self worth.

[Ally Al]

Pissing people off? I'm pretty sure that if you asked everyone Padster butted heads with the past couple of days will agree that he's provided much needed comic relief. What's funny is that I can imagine him, after typing some of the dumbest shit I've ever read, leaning back with arms folded, with the gayest smirk on his face basking in his self worth.


yeah, and you had a hard on whilst imagining it

[DIGI]

Hilarious. You'd think someone in their mid 30's would come with something better than a junior high comeback. Oh well.

[Ally Al]

Hilarious. You'd think someone in their mid 30's would come with something better than a junior high comeback. Oh well.


ahh how sweet you checked my profile. My apologises but you're boring me to death, i'm going to bed so you should probably tell someone who gives a shit

[Kid Presentable]

i can't deny i've been at Paddy in the past BUT I realised that I was wrong. Dude's in his late teens, loves getting high, loves music and pissing people off. I don't think he's a bad person and he does make me laugh. All this ganging up on young dude is a little bit lame.
Yeah truth.

[Kid Presentable]

Pissing people off? I'm pretty sure that if you asked everyone Padster butted heads with the past couple of days will agree that he's provided much needed comic relief. What's funny is that I can imagine him, after typing some of the dumbest shit I've ever read, leaning back with arms folded, with the gayest smirk on his face basking in his self worth.
You wouldn't recognize the smirk unless it was above you.

[DIGI]

i'm going to bed so you should probably tell someone who gives a shit

exactly.

[Auton]

you guys are right. picking on someone who is obviously defenseless is wrong. i feel terrible. hope you're girlfriend's headache goes away padster :(

[Kid Presentable]

you guys are right. picking on someone who is obviously defenseless is wrong. i feel terrible. hope you're girlfriend's headache goes away padster :(
hahaha. You don't feel bad.

[DIGI]

You wouldn't recognize the smirk unless it was above you.


Lyrically dumb, son.

[Auton]

hahaha. You don't feel bad.

but I do! i hate getting migraines :(

[Kid Presentable]

Lyrically dumb, son.
Not only was it an allusion to you being a penis-licker, it was also referring to how everytime you post, I see you replying to somebody who is funnier or more interesting than yourself. Oh wait, maybe they're the same thing.

[DIGI]

I'm seriously devastated by your perception of me.

[ToucanSpam]

Sometimes I imagine some of you rather harsh people putting on your long brown trenchcoats and fedoras and heading to work. On your way to work, some punk spilled latte on your new beige shirt and tie set, you got splashed by the cars as you attempted to cross the street from your stop, got shit on by whatever your local shithawk bird is, and then was yelled at for 15 minutes by your boss about how late you were and this is the last straw.

Then you sit down at your computer and log on to the BBMB, where you are a self-proclaimed 'Master of the Universe', and deal a series of verbal punches, sitting back and hitting the refresh button waiting anxiously to see if you can't get a rise out of your latest target.

Then you go home at 5 to your shitty life, your shitty apartment and your shitty bed, enclose yourselves in covers and sheets, and pray that Padster or whoever will reply something good overnight so that you have something to look forward to the next day.

[g-mile7]

And Toucan doesn't do any "rising" at all, after all he's innocent by "drunk" status...

[ToucanSpam]

Does it make you feel good inside spending your time trying to insult me? What you say about me in your 'rap' or in a post doesn't affect who I am or what I am about, no matter how much you think you know about me. Fact is, you've never had a conversation with me and you have no real right to say anything at all about my character.

You can choose to use the board as your little soap box and try to insult me or anyone else, but ask yourself if it truly makes you feel good, does it really make a difference in my life or yours?

[Auton]

Sometimes I imagine some of you rather harsh people putting on your long brown trenchcoats and fedoras and heading to work. On your way to work, some punk spilled latte on your new beige shirt and tie set, you got splashed by the cars as you attempted to cross the street from your stop, got shit on by whatever your local shithawk bird is, and then was yelled at for 15 minutes by your boss about how late you were and this is the last straw.

Then you sit down at your computer and log on to the BBMB, where you are a self-proclaimed 'Master of the Universe', and deal a series of verbal punches, sitting back and hitting the refresh button waiting anxiously to see if you can't get a rise out of your latest target.

Then you go home at 5 to your shitty life, your shitty apartment and your shitty bed, enclose yourselves in covers and sheets, and pray that Padster or whoever will reply something good overnight so that you have something to look forward to the next day.

you're right toucan. my life is terrible. you read my mind OH GOD IN HEAVEN HE READ MY MIND. why do you think we have to be completely miserable to pick on someone on the internet? it's boredom, dude.

[Auton]

he's right jeremy. he'll be a dork whether you write a nasty rhyme about him or not.

[ToucanSpam]

I don't think you recieved my point, not that I expect you to. After all, how could it be possible ToucanSpam has anything intelligent to say? He's just some fat tub of shit from the east coast who goes through emo phases constantly.


Seriously, the amount of snobbery and prejudice that happens on this message board is staggering.

[ToucanSpam]

Oh look, it's another Rob Money alias. Wonderful. Feel free to take as many shots as you please, I regret what I said before and I'm aware apoligies mean nothing to any of the people on this board. Now drive home your point by telling me what a terrible person I am, so that you can feel good about yourself and maybe get some closure.

[Randetica]

Ich bin taglich des Po deine Mutter darin. :)

yeah i already wondered why your dick tasted like junker's mum's asshole
and now i wonder why i know how junker's mother's asshole tastes like



im joking my junker bear
it's all lies, your mum has not even a boo boo entering

*huggies*

[Junker]

Seriously, the amount of snobbery and prejudice that happens on this message board is staggering.

(y)

[Bitchamachacha]

Holy shits, people!!

I haven't insulted anyone---not a single one of ya--- all year long.

How could this possibly be?


I deserve a trophy for this, damn it! And it should be stamped:

RETARDED!!

[Loppfessor]

For a thread about sweet "burns" this sure has gotten lame...

[Junker]

Holy shits, people!!

I haven't insulted anyone---not a single one of ya--- all year long.

How could this possibly be?


I deserve a trophy for this, damn it! And it should be stamped:

RETARDED!!

What you waiting for? Hurry up cause we only have 25 days remaining.

Time to burn baby (y)

[paul jones]

Some of the best burns this year belong to LOL and Ace. I can't be fucked looking for them.
yeah,doing that would take too much time

[cookiepuss]

I don't get high any more. But apart from that you're right, thanks mate. (y)



off topic: whoa. you don't get high anymore? ever? I totally missed that. when did this happen?


on topic: I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down down down and flames burned higher....

[The Notorious LOL]

Whoa, dude. After almost 5 pages, I think we finally have a winner.



hahaha

[Lex Diamonds]

off topic: whoa. you don't get high anymore? ever? I totally missed that. when did this happen?
I do like once every two weeks or some shit. But even then it's just one or two spliffs with friends, I never have a "proper" smoke any more like I used to every day. My lady don't like it, plus I just kinda got bored with it to tell the truth.


SMH @ people in this thread catching feelings. Are you guys autistic or something?

DIGI, it's pretty obvious that I say what I say for comic relief, it's kinda retarded of you to think I aspire to anything else. It's the INTERNET, big guy; nobody smirks at what they say on the internet. Except you, evidently. Whatever, if it makes you feel big 'n' bad, keep at it playboy.

Auton: your childish and misguided insults towards my girlfriend serve only to show everybody here that you have stooped to yet another low in your eternal struggle to be recognised as anything other than g-mile's bitch. :)(y)

[DIGI]

DIGI, it's pretty obvious that I say what I say for comic relief, it's kinda retarded of you to think I aspire to anything else. It's the INTERNET, big guy; nobody smirks at what they say on the internet. Except you, evidently. Whatever, if it makes you feel big 'n' bad, keep at it playboy.

You've played this record I don't know how many times in this thread alone. Blah blah blah I'm joking around with what I say blah blah blah INTERNET blah blah blah I think you're a tool blah blah blah Auton sucks, too blah blah blah.

And by the way, I'm only on here while I'm at work to break the monotony of the boring shit I have to do. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here, especially in my spare time. But that's all you have apparently. Telling me to not take the internet seriously constantly while I'm just here trying not to be bored and there you are trying to flame people because you have nothing better to do than sit on your computer all day trying to flame people in between your gym sock jack off sessions........but hey man, I'm just kidding.

[Lex Diamonds]

And by the way, I'm only on here while I'm at work to break the monotony of the boring shit I have to do. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here, especially in my spare time. But that's all you have apparently. Telling me to not take the internet seriously constantly while I'm just here trying not to be bored and there you are trying to flame people because you have nothing better to do than sit on your computer all day trying to flame people in between your gym sock jack off sessions........but hey man, I'm just kidding.
That's a pretty long "by the way". But it was worth it as long as people know that you are ONE COOL CUSTOMER. (y)(y)(y)

[DIGI]

That's exactly right. Oh wait, you're kidding just like you always are. Damn you, Padster!

[Auton]

I forgot padster. Why am I g-mile's bitch? Because I made his account, and still use it as an alias? Because he pays me to record his songs? Or because this is your last resort at insulting me?

[Lex Diamonds]

I forgot padster. Why am I g-mile's bitch?
I don't know, do you enjoy it?

[Auton]

took you a whole 5 minutes to come up with that one? that's almost as good as "yummy, dicks"

[Lex Diamonds]

lol @ how quick you replied

Hey, I "came up" with another one: YOU'RE A GEEK.

[Auton]

ALRIGHT!!!

[Ally Al]

That's exactly right. Oh wait, you're kidding just like you always are. Damn you, Padster!


i know you "think" you're really good at it, but trust me digi, sarcasm really isn't your thing. You're just some pointless dork with far too much time on your hands.

[zorra_chiflada]

internet fight!

[Lex Diamonds]

internet fight!
*trips zorra and elbow-drops her in the eye*

[Ally Al]

internet fight!


it wouldn't be much of a fight, dicky might give it the big one on the internet but i'm sure if he came across P and his crew in real life he'd shit his gap bought pants

[Kid Presentable]

yeah,doing that would take too much time
Wait, was that a burn? That shit cuts deep, paul.:(

[Drederick Tatum]

P and his crew?

[Kid Presentable]

P and his crew?
P-Money and Scribe, out ripping off Bad Boy videos and Dr. Dre beats.

[ggirlballa]

padster why u gotta have beef so much?

i've had so many good burns that i was so close to posting but never did, i didn't want to become THAT kind of a member

[Genocide Tulips]

padster why u gotta have beef so much?

i've had so many good burns that i was so close to posting but never did, i didn't want to become THAT kind of a member

It all comes down to penis size. The smaller the penis, the bigger the flaming.

[Kid Presentable]

It all comes down to penis size. The smaller the penis, the bigger the flaming.
Fuck, I thought that was Lo_Lyfe. Did you steal his avatar?

[Lex Diamonds]

It all comes down to penis size. The smaller the penis, the bigger the flaming.
So you're saying ggirlballa has a large penis? And that my flaming is tiny?

[Genocide Tulips]

So you're saying ggirlballa has a large penis? And that my flaming is tiny?

Precisely. ;)

I did "steal" his avatar since it is a photo of me and I just find it kind of creepy for someone who has never known me to play this game of being in love with me and to go as far to make an avatar of me. I'm sure he is just joking around, but it is still creepy nonetheless.

[ggirlballa]

So you're saying ggirlballa has a large penis? And that my flaming is tiny?

oh hell nah

[Ally Al]

P and his crew?


yes crew, his group of friends, hope thats made it clear

[Junker]

yeah i already wondered why your dick tasted like junker's mum's asshole
and now i wonder why i know how junker's mother's asshole tastes like



im joking my junker bear
it's all lies, your mum has not even a boo boo entering

*huggies*

So thats what he said?? hahaha (y)

And I don't know why people get mad at forums. I mean, the most part of the people dont know each others behaviours, temperaments, values, etc. You can have an idea about each person but this doesnt mean you really know them, their life and stuffs like that. So, I burn people here (well, Padster in this case) only for fun. Ohhh, and also to improve my english (what I really need to). :D

So peace out people (including you Padster) and fuck you Padster (not including other people) !!! ;)

[Lex Diamonds]

KISS MY BAWLS

[Junker]

KISS MY BAWLS

*ssssmack*

[DIGI]

Anally Al, how do you know Padster? You seem to come off as the creepy old guy that tries to hang out with high school kids and buy them booze and shitty pot while trying to eventually lure one of your young "buds" into a poolhall restroom and molest him.


I wear GAP jeans. WHAT A BURN!!!!!!!!

[Ally Al]

Anally Al, how do you know Padster? You seem to come off as the creepy old guy that tries to hang out with high school kids and buy them booze and shitty pot while trying to eventually lure one of your young "buds" into a poolhall restroom and molest him.


I wear GAP jeans. WHAT A BURN!!!!!!!!


i wasn't trying to "burn" you i have no interest in you, and you really should stop fantasizing about me you little wierdo. Don't try and pass your everyday life on to me, maybe you should see one of those counsellors thats you fucked up types like so much, tell him about all the things that happen to you in pool rooms, you complain but you know, you love it really

i don't know padster but he's cool with me. It just amuses me that try as hard as you might neither you or any or little cock jockey friends can put him down

[Junker]

It just amuses me that try as hard as you might neither you or any or little cock jockey friends can put him down

Well, this is not totally true:

Go away, you're actually starting to irritate me. Don't you have anything better to do than trail me around the boards and co-sign your fellow moronic haters?

I mean, he was a little disturbed here :o

[Auton]

It just amuses me that try as hard as you might neither you or any or little cock jockey friends can put him down

i think you're giving padster a little too much credit there, al

[The Notorious LOL]

a lot of these "burns" are on some Crayola scribbled 3rd grade recess fruit snack shit.

[DIGI]

a lot of these "burns" are on some Crayola scribbled 3rd grade recess fruit snack shit.

Yeah, I'm still at a loss of words after Al called me "dicky.":(

Oh well, you can't win 'em all.

[The Notorious LOL]

Im waiting for someone to brag about having pubes.

[Auton]

I'VE SMOKED DRUGS BEFORE

[Ally Al]

i think you're giving padster a little too much credit there, al


that wasn't really directed at you, the point i was making was the water off a ducks thing, he'll carry on regardless

[Ally Al]

Yeah, I'm still at a loss of words after Al called me "dicky.":(

Oh well, you can't win 'em all.


honestly, you should listen, you're just no good at the sarcastic thing. You're like a 10th rate LOL

[DIGI]

I've made out with Patty Mathews.

[DIGI]

honestly, you should listen, you're just no good at the sarcastic thing. You're like a 10th rate LOL

Dude, you have some Frito crumbs on your shirt.

[Ally Al]

Dude, you have Frito crumbs all over your shirt.


jesus, was that a joke ? That might make you "friends" laugh in the poolhall toilets but really it's lost on me

[DIGI]

You're awesome.

[Loppfessor]

^what's with all the pool hall references??? Did I miss something?

[The Notorious LOL]

I dunno Ive always felt Digi is pretty good at being sarcastic but I guess I didnt realize there was some sort of competition going on oh wait there is in this thread lolololol

[g-mile7]

I lost my erection sometime in 1995

[Ally Al]

You're awesome.


i know

[DIGI]

good, good.

[Loppfessor]

Zzzzzzzz..........Zzzzzzzzzz.........you call those burns??!!

[The Notorious LOL]

I dont recall seeing you type any hilarious scathing replies, Sally.

[Auton]

yeah. i think this thread exhausted all of its awesomeness

[Loppfessor]

I dont recall seeing you type any hilarious scathing replies, Sally.

that's cus this thread is stupid....I said that like on the first page. If you burn someone it hasta be in the heat of the moment mannn. I just has to come to you that's all...

[DIGI]

Yeah, man. This place is beat. I'm gonna roll over to Kid P's thread about the different variations on how to make a cheese sammich. It looks pretty funny or interesting. Who knows, maybe both.

[Loppfessor]

Yeah, man. This place is beat. I'm gonna roll over to Kid P's thread about the different variations on how to make a cheese sammich. It looks pretty funny or interesting. Who knows, maybe both.

D'oh!

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah this is like the Special Olympics burn thread.

put on your helmet and mash your keyboard

[Auton]

haha

[Lex Diamonds]

a lot of these "burns" are on some Crayola scribbled 3rd grade recess fruit snack shit.
The funny thing is most of y'all are like twice my age and your "burns" are twice as childish. It's almost kinda depressing. Mind you, you are all from the nation that elected George W Bush as president (LOL).

[Pres Zount]

Padster, that's racist. Auton didn't vote for him - he's black.

[Genocide Tulips]

It's almost kinda depressing. Mind you, you are all from the nation that elected George W Bush as president (LOL).

Ouch.

[The Notorious LOL]

The funny thing is most of y'all are like twice my age and your "burns" are twice as childish. It's almost kinda depressing. Mind you, you are all from the nation that elected George W Bush as president (LOL).


yes, because Tony Blair is a vast improvement.

If age is a legit basis of perceived wit then we should get the senior home on this board to diss the living fuck out of every single person on here. basically a shitfest of piss poor insults in here with the exception of a handful.

[Lex Diamonds]

yes, because Tony Blair is a vast improvement.
What do you mean improvement? That doesn't make sense. Who are you sarcastically implying that he has "improved" on? I see you share your Commander-In-Chief's penchant for confusing and inaccurate sentence structure. (y)

And Tony Blair is pretty smart, he knows if he kisses Bush's ass then the stupid ape won't start a war on us like he will with pretty much anyone else in the world given half the chance. Anyway, enough politics.

[Kid Presentable]

Just before the Iraq invasion, Tony Blair was doing one of his interview things. This dude in the audience kept addressing his questions to "The Vice-President". That was a burn.

[Bob]

you don't vote for prime ministers anyways, if i'm not mistaken...you vote for them as MP's, but i think they actually get the position of prime minister because they're the head of the party or...i dunno, i don't even care about american politics, you're lucky i know as much as i do about parliamentary procedure

[zorra_chiflada]

you don't vote for prime ministers anyways, if i'm not mistaken...you vote for them as MP's, but i think they actually get the position of prime minister because they're the head of the party or...i dunno, i don't even care about american politics, you're lucky i know as much as i do about parliamentary procedure

yes, you are correct.

[Genocide Tulips]

you don't vote for prime ministers anyways, if i'm not mistaken...you vote for them as MP's, but i think they actually get the position of prime minister because they're the head of the party or...i dunno, i don't even care about american politics, you're lucky i know as much as i do about parliamentary procedure

Yeah, like zorra said. You're correct on that, which makes it a double ouch for us Americans.

[Lex Diamonds]

Just before the Iraq invasion, Tony Blair was doing one of his interview things. This dude in the audience kept addressing his questions to "The Vice-President". That was a burn.
That's a definite contender for BURN OF THE YEAR 2002 or whatever the year was. (y)

[b i o n i c]

...Tony Blair is pretty smart, he knows if he kisses Bush's ass then the stupid ape won't start a war on us like he will with pretty much anyone else in the world given half the chance.

that's the dumbest thing i've heard all week


sorry padster, just sayin'



(its kind of like you're insulting yourself)

[Genocide Tulips]

that's the dumbest thing i've heard all week


sorry padster, just sayin'



(its kind of like you're insulting yourself)

While it was a dumb thing to say, compared to Bush, Blair is pretty smart...though supporting Bush is just as bad as being Bush.

[Kid Presentable]

Blair is bumbling. He's the Hugh Grant-Fop of world politics. You want results, go 65 and over. :rolleyes:

[Bob]

He's the Hugh Grant-Fop of world politics.

burn of the day, at least

[The Notorious LOL]

What do you mean improvement? That doesn't make sense. Who are you sarcastically implying that he has "improved" on? I see you share your Commander-In-Chief's penchant for confusing and inaccurate sentence structure. (y)



re: "at least we didnt elect Bush lmao"


point being the leader your country of residence did elect is not much better.

[Kid Presentable]

burn of the day, at least
Are you dissing me? I can't take anything in this thread because I figure it's an insult. :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Blair has cold, cold eyes to match his hollow empy cave of a heart.

So yeah, that's totally Hugh Grant.

[Lex Diamonds]

point being the leader your country of residence did elect is not much better.
Blair would be doing a much better job if it weren't for Bush being elected. Sure the reasons for that are wrong and stupid, but it's a fact.

[Bob]

Are you dissing me? I can't take anything in this thread because I figure it's an insult. :(

nope, that was a compliment

[Kid Presentable]

nope, that was a compliment
Was that ^^^an insult?

[zorra_chiflada]

this has all gone a bit too far

[Kid Presentable]

this has all gone a bit too far
Are you having a go at me? I don't know why I post in this thread, it's doing my head in.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Bob]

Was that ^^^an insult?

TAKE A GODDAMN COMPLIMENT YOU DUMB FAGGOT

(if that were a real insult i wouldn't have used "faggot" so don't worry)

[Genocide Tulips]

this has all gone a bit too far

This whole thread, due not to the originator, has made me want to listen to Yanni.

[Lyman Zerga]

continue with the fighting and shut up with the political crap

ready? go!

[Pres Zount]

Test your might!

[Justin]

ARNOLD FOR PRESIDENT!

At least he would be able to communicate with people from other countries. The only problem is he wouldn't be able to communicate with us,

[Junker]

Test your might!

hahaha.....nice Pres. The Bonus Stages of the first MK rock!!!

[na§tee]

i have no idea why people are arguing and what they are actually trying to achieve. ghey.

[The Notorious LOL]

ghey.



liek ur mom! :mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

At least he would be able to communicate with people from other countries. The only problem is he wouldn't be able to communicate with us,
Better than not being able to communicate properly with anyone...

[Junker]

Hi Pads my mate.. How you doing man? Everything's fine?

C ya!

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey Bro!...,,, All Good! And You?

[Junker]

Yeah, im fine too.
:)

[Otis Driftwood]

Dude, that's like the Arabs and the Jews making out. Gay. :rolleyes:

[na§tee]

liek ur mom! :mad:
i didn't say i thought you were ghey, not at all. infact i think you were just responding to the ghey-ers.

my mum is happily living it up with a successful egyptian doctor thankyouverymuch! his name is hesham.

[Junker]

Dude, that's like the Arabs and the Jews making out. Gay. :rolleyes:

You think so? :D

[Lex Diamonds]

i didn't say i thought you were ghey, not at all. infact i think you were just responding to the ghey-ers.

my mum is happily living it up with a successful egyptian doctor thankyouverymuch! his name is hesham.
Stop calling me ghey, you homo!

[Pres Zount]

You are all fannies.

[na§tee]

padster, i was only having a wee josh. but you boys are acting just a wee bit ghey. when people resort to the "THE LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY IS A FAG OMG!" commentary, then you know it's just getting a bit, uh.. ghey. have a pint or two and chill, dduuuuuuude.

fannies! (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Have a pint of my bawls, asshole!

The Scottish Prime Minister is ghey! Oh... er... bollocks. :(

[Junker]

All the politicians suck!!!
Bunch of assholes :mad:

[na§tee]

we have a first minister! jack mcconnell. he looks a bit ghey in this (http://www.wjmacdonald.com/images2/jack_mcconnell.jpg) picture, i must say. he's alright in real life. warm hands.

[Pres Zount]

I'd have warm hands too if I touched black dildos all day.

[na§tee]

ahaha. it's a black pudding. delicious!

[zorra_chiflada]

I'd have warm hands too if I touched black dildos all day.

hahaaaaaa

[Lex Diamonds]

I'd have warm hands too if I touched black dildos all day.
LOL!

Pres rocks. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

I'd have warm hands too if I touched black dildos all day.
rawfl

[na§tee]

i purposely chose that photograph because i knew someone would say something about the big black sausage. it was set up, man. if he didn't say it someone else woulda!

[Lex Diamonds]

i purposely chose that photograph because i knew someone would say something about the big black sausage. it was set up, man. if he didn't say it someone else woulda!
Lemme get this straight: you love the taste of big black sausage?

OK, cool. (y)

[na§tee]

it's not really sausage, it's black pudding. but it is sausage-shaped.

i gotta say i prefer white pudding to black pudding :eek:

okay, that was set up too and really bad but i genuinely do prefer eating white pudding. no blood. tasty!

[Lex Diamonds]

I loves me some black pudding, especially when it's slightly burnt on the outside in a full English breakfast with beans and shit...

YUMMMMMMM :D(y)

[na§tee]

yeah, me too, but you rarely eat it do yah? it's not like i ever go to the shop and go "mmm black pudding.. i'll buy some and cook it tonight!" it's not something that's just in the house. i only eat it when i'm eating somewhere out for breakfast, or in a hotel, or perhaps in a breakfast roll on the way to work. or when staying with older people. it's not a kitchen staple, hah.

have you tried white pudding? seriously, it's the shit. give it a shot.

DID YOU KNOW the best black pudding in scotland is considered to come from charley barley's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Barley) butchers in stornoway, isle of lewis! where i'm from.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I have had white pudding. It's less rich, more sort of herby and peppery.. it's good but quite rare. I've never had black pudding in a roll/sandwich type thing... sounds like a plan.

This has made me realise its months since I had black pudding. I'ma go buy some and cook loads of it and have some in sandwiches, with chips etc. Thanks for the tip. (y)

[The Notorious LOL]

you limeys have the shittiest taste in food on the planet. Fuckin blood sausage and shit.

[na§tee]

pics plz padster.

yeah, black pudding is pretty much a staple at breakfast roll places across the country. you can get "doublers" for just a pound. most people have a lorne sausage and black pudding. me, i have scrambled egg and potato scone. not a fan of that much blood and meat that early in the morn.

white pudding is more oatmeal, onions and spices. some are suitable for vegans! i bet cosmo would like it. maybe. white pudding is also really common and chip shops.. haven't had a white pudding supper for, uh, years though because sometimes it makes you feel as if you are going to die.

lol, i'm totally sending you some for christmas.

[Lex Diamonds]

This thread is making me hungry.

[na§tee]

mission: successfully make everyone stop arguing .. successful!

[Lex Diamonds]

mission: successfully make everyone stop arguing .. successful!
No it's not, dickwad!

[Junker]

you limeys have the shittiest taste in food on the planet. Fuckin blood sausage and shit.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Lex Diamonds]

Eat a dick.

[na§tee]

don't knock it til you tried it. then you can express an opinion on what it tastes like.

oooh, padster's on the arguing tip again! watch out!

[TAL]

Mämmi

[Lex Diamonds]

don't knock it til you tried it. then you can express an opinion on what it tastes like.

oooh, padster's on the arguing tip again! watch out!
Watch THIS! *grabs balls*

[Junker]

hahaha.....Pads, you should make an article on Wikipedia about swearing words.

[na§tee]

Mämmi
now that is disgusting. well. it sounds disgusting. but of course i cannot say that because i've never tried it. but i know someone who has and he assured me it was disgusting!

[ericlee]

I was playing online euchre and this asshole was whining because apparently we weren't playing fast enough.

He said he had 4 of a kind and I said, you've got 3 assholes?

He left after that, haha.

[Pres Zount]

what the fuck is euchre? Isn't that a colour or something? Or a card game?

Nice burn, though.

[ericlee]

what the fuck is euchre? Isn't that a colour or something? Or a card game?

Nice burn, though.

it's a card game that's very similar to spades.

Your hand only has 5 cards and the deck consists of aces, queens, jacks, kings, 9's and 10's.

You call the trump if you're hand is good enough and the jacks are the bauers. Say, hearts is trump then the jack of hearts is the big one and the jack of diamonds is the second highest. The jacks if they are trump beat all other cards.

It's fucking like crack once you get to play it.

http://www.pogo.com

If you ever have time, check the site out. It's got various other online games too.

[Pres Zount]

I dislike card games, and I dislike playing things for free but I can win cash prizes, almost as much.

In other words; I don't understand.