This was on my door today

[Mr Films]

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I had a long talk with the dog and he assured me that he'll never bark again for the rest of his life, especially all day and all night as he had been- lest he face a lengthy prison sentence if the police are called.

[Pres Zount]

poor doggie. He only want's someone to play with him at night.

[Mr Films]

I really wish I knew who it was specifically so I could write a really sarcastic letter from the dog's point of view and put it on their door.

I'd be sure to utilize underlining and exclamation points to their full potential, as we all know that emphasizes that you mean business.

Between this and cosmo's neighbor sex thing, I'm starting to see that the "scribbled out letter on notebook paper" is slowly replacing the "talk things out like adults" thing.

[Pres Zount]

hahaha, you should still do the dog pov letter. That would be great.

Make sure you sign it with a paw print.


Dogs barking don't annoy me at all, so maybe I'm being a little insensitive to courtyard neighbour's feelings.

PS: send them all christmas cards - then they will have to send you one back - then you can study their handwriting and find out who did this! :mad:

[na§tee]

haha!

while questioning their childish means, i do sorta sympathise.

do you leave your dog outside? that's the question. sometime my neighbours just shove their dog outside in the (communal) garden when he's obviously too noisy to have in their flat and hence afflict this suffering on THE REST OF THE FUCKING STREET.

it seriously gets me so out of control angry with RAGE that i have on occasions just played my ipod at super loud volumes in my ears all night just to not hear that fucking dog. a mere bark can sent me into a flying fit of swear words and throwing things round the room.

you just look into the garden and there's this dog barking and howling and obviously wanting attention and windows and windows of tired people staring down at it at 3am, sighing and swearing silently.

i've reported it but apparently it's not "neglect" if it's under 24 hours. FUCKERS.

i have joyous daydreams of me slowly walking into the garden with the most disgustingly sized shotgun, placing it to its skull and BANG!.. woops maybe i shouldn't share that with the rest of the dog lovers.

okay, so seriously, i would never harm an animal but it's stupid incessant fucking barking (seriously, after the first TWO HOURS NO ONE IS GOING TO COME FOR YOU! a cat would have given up after 4 minutes. there, my loves, is where the difference in intelligence between these two animals is most manifest) is very annoying after three nights in a row of no sleep.

anyway, they don't do it anymore, thankfully for my sanity and the dogs.

please, dog lovers, i didn't mean it about the shooting it in the face thing so don't flame me, okay? :rolleyes:

mr. films, good luck!

[Mr Films]

the dog is never outside.

and I've had him for a year and suddenly he takes up barking?

I don't think so.

also, the people across the courtyard are pissed but never a word from the people next door or directly below me?

whatever.

I moved his little kennel thing more towards the center of the place but outside of that and maybe playing music at a low volume for him while I'm gone, what the fuck else assists in "shutting him up"

that's the only part of the letter that really PISSES me off. "Shut him up or get rid of it"

Go fuck yourselves, neighbors in the courtyard.

[na§tee]

it would be valid of them to complain if he was outside because i do think that is neglect in some cases. just plain i don't give a fuck on part of their owners. so it's good that he's not outside.

if other people haven't complained that are of closer proximity and you keep the dog inside then don't worry about, you've done all you can do.

i didn't mean to make you angry!

[Pres Zount]

Maybe you could take him for longer walks to make him use up all his energy? Or inject him with polonium-210 or something? :confused:

[Bob]

i was expecting a list of grievances

[Dorothy Wood]

hey hey hey, you don't want them to complain to the apartments! they get enough complaints!


it seems like if he's barking all day and all night, you'd notice.

[The Notorious LOL]

I used to get anonymous letters about how I parked at my apartment building. It was written with words like "all of us" and "we" but I knew it was just one person.

[Mr Films]

who knew I was robbing my neighbors of "peace"

that's no small achievement

[befsquire]

i'd like to see what, exactly, they think the police will do for them. obviously your dog knows enough to ask the cops for a warrant before allowing them to enter.

[Waus]

My grandpa hated the neighbor's dogs. He ended up buying one of those little devices that emits a painful frequency whenever the dogs start barking and put it right on his side of the fence. They quit inside a week and now my grandpa is just so smug about it.

[afronaut]

Maybe you should keep your dog quiet. Not being able to control your dog is really fucking inconsiderate to your neighbors, and i sympathize 100 percent with them. Keep your dog quiet. It's not the dogs fault, it's yours.

[Mr Films]

Maybe you should keep your dog quiet. Not being able to control your dog is really fucking inconsiderate to your neighbors, and i sympathize 100 percent with them. Keep your dog quiet. It's not the dogs fault, it's yours.

maybe I should be clearer about this.

my dog doesn't fucking bark.

if someone knocks on the door, sure he barks. otherwise he just chills. I've had him for a year and never a single complaint. suddenly, a note proclaiming that I'm ruining people's lives.

I'm pretty sure him barking all night would keep me from sleeping.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

complain to the apartments?

[zorra_chiflada]

poor doggie.

dogs barking is one of the things that doesn't annoy me at all. there is a cute little doggy next door that barks a lot (i think he is lonely) and whenever he starts, i just open up the window and start talking to him, not telling him to shut up or anything. just going "hello doggie!" i just thinks he wants a friend :(

[Mr Films]

luckily Noone can sleep.

[Audio.]

lol

[hitmonlee]

that's the only part of the letter that really PISSES me off. "Shut him up or get rid of it"

that's what i'd say but i'd say it to your face, possibly without makeup on for that extra "your fucking dog keeps me up at night" look. or i'd cry to put the guilt on you.

seriously, dogs barking sends me BATSHIT CRAZY. i go nuts. seriously.

at my parents place all the houses surrounding us had dogs. one was good and quiet. yay. he's lovely. one would bark and bark and bark and bark. only when they weren't home of course, so they didn't know how bad it was. and then some new people moved into the empty house next door and got 2 fucking little yappy dogs. yap yap yap. i prefer a bark.

what we learnt:
the dogs names. the barking dog was seriously lonely, so we'd just call out "MAX" in a friendly but stern tone, to indicate that, yes max, someone is listening.

the two little yappy dogs would shut up for a second or so, then continue the yapping. i moved out so i don't remember their names. now i live in an apartment block. no dogs :cool: just trees full of birds who don't shut up and who don't have owners i can complain to :(


sorry that wasnt really relevant. i just wanted to rant. im a cat person.