BBMB takes flight

[jackrock]

I'll be the brave flight attendant who has to land the plane, because drunk Captain Echewta was bitten by a snake, and Co-pilotCosmo is visiting the puppies in the cargo bay.

[DeeJayZap]

and ill be a passenger innocently passenging.

[Planetary]

i'll be the smooth guy who calms everyone. then molests them.

[b-grrrlie]

I'll be ordering orange/tomatojuice and arguing about the "vegetarian" food. Then I'll get bored with the entertainment on board and put on my own music.

[ericlee]

I'll be the guy arguing with the flight attendant because I've got to piss while the plane is taxiing down the runway.

Seriously, that's what happened the last time I flew. I had to piss while the plane was taxiing and the flight attendant was yelling at me to get back in my seat. I told her that I have to go badly and she yelled at me, "you should've thought about that beforehand."

I did take a piss before I got on the plane but, being that I had a damn 8 hour layover and nothing to do, I hit the bar and drank for the whole time of my layover which makes me piss like crazy.

[ggirlballa]

i'll be too busy listening to ma ipooood to even notice or care & singing the lyrics to the songs out loud & annoy everybody

[little j]

i can be a flight attendent... and i'll bump your elbow with the beverage cart.

"peanuts or pretzels?"

[Pres Zount]

Peanuts.

I'll be the fat man in a white shirt that sweats and has a comb over. I will go nuts when things get serious.

[dirtydan11]

i'll be the bad ass vigalante cop who's escorting the highly dangerous criminal back to jail

[Dorothy Wood]

I'll be a barf bag!

[jabumbo]

cold got to be. you know? shiiiiit.

[icy manipulator]

i'll be the token Queenslander dressed in khaki who is also an expert on snakes and saves the day

[beastieangel01]

I'll be sleeping and drooling on myself