creating aliases

[The Notorious LOL]

is it really necessary to voice your opinion about how Paul Jones is a creepy sex offender on the internet or Cmute is like internet hemmoroids with a second account? It seems kind of cowardly.

[Kid Presentable]

is it really necessary to voice your opinion about how Paul Jones is a creepy sex offender on the internet or Cmute is like internet hemmoroids with a second account? It seems kind of cowardly.
When did these things happen?

[Pres Zount]

I like fun aliases like moo moo or pres zount OOPS.

Otherwise, yes, it is cowardly ampm.

[The Notorious LOL]

those are my own personal opinions. My point is, on this board whenever soemone has an opinion of someone else thats sour it seems more commonplace to type it as an alias than it does as themselves. I dont understand that.


I mean, I used Ugly Cat for a bit but I didnt think there was an significant mystery into who that was. Like, I dont need to log into that account and be like "Padster talks a little bit too much about penises on this board to solidify his heterosexuality" when I can just do it with my own account.

[Kid Presentable]

Who said that stuff about Paulo though?

[Pres Zount]

various police reports.

[Kid Presentable]

those are my own personal opinions. My point is, on this board whenever soemone has an opinion of someone else thats sour it seems more commonplace to type it as an alias than it does as themselves. I dont understand that.


I mean, I used Ugly Cat for a bit but I didnt think there was an significant mystery into who that was. Like, I dont need to log into that account and be like "Padster talks a little bit too much about penises on this board to solidify his heterosexuality" when I can just do it with my own account.
YOU WERE UGLY CAT???

[The Notorious LOL]

you werent even here then.

[na§tee]

haha, no way. i didn't even know you were ugly cat. ugly cat is my favourite alias of all time. is s/he retired now? go on, bring 'em out for one final fling!

[Kid Presentable]

you werent even here then.
I was Rhymin_Eggman_1200. I was probably here before you. I joined in march 2000.

[Pres Zount]

one of my life goals is to have a succesful alias.

[Ugly Cat]

haha, no way. i didn't even know you were ugly cat. ugly cat is my favourite alias of all time. is s/he retired now? go on, bring 'em out for one final fling!



meow meow meow meow

[Kid Presentable]

*kicks that ugly cunt cat*

[na§tee]

meow meow meow meow
hahahaha! (y)

here, kitty kitty, lets give you a wee stroke.. OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR FACE? GET AWAY! /vomits.

[Lex Diamonds]

"Padster talks a little bit too much about penises on this board to solidify his heterosexuality"
Unlike you I don't come on BBMB to "solidify" anything. I got other websites for that, like xpeeps.com. (y)

[DIGI]

I am NLOL.


Dude, nothing concerning you contains anything relating to a LOL..........ever.


I've never had more than one account at a time. I went from bobbydigital to Metatron One to DIGI. I agree with NLOL about needing an alias to shittalk. Ridiculous. I have no problem talkin shit, which is probably why the majority here don't care for me, but it's all good cuz I keeps it real!!!!

[The Notorious LOL]

we're a dying breed

[Lex Diamonds]

BBMBitches catchin' feelings = (n)

[Junker]

The only aliases that should be allowed on the boards are Captain Planet and The Planeteers

[Junker]

"Padster talks a little bit too much about penises on this board to solidify his heterosexuality"

True (y)

[Junker]

(y)

Are you one (or all) of them? :p

[yooooo]

yea, hum:)

[Junker]

I mean a screenname is an alias afterall, so why hide twice. Fucking pussies.

Wise words. I never had thought this way.

[Echewta]

Why this thread isn't crawling with aliasesesss by now is beyond me. This board has gone too soft.

[Lex Diamonds]

This board has gone too soft.
Just the kind of pussy comment I'd expect from an alias like you.

[icy manipulator]

never had one, never will. if you're a dickhead i'll tell you to your face

[Echewta]

Padster,

I would appreciate it if you would log in as "Mr. T," "Duck Dodgers," or "Toaster Oven" when you make those kind of comments towards me.

Thank you,

Echewta

[Caribou]

I'm a gaylias and I think you guys are all smelly pooheads.

[DandyFop]

Yes this is lame, but I'm not sure I know about it happening much recently unless I just haven't been paying attention (which is very very possible). I did create the BBMB sluts anonymous but nothing exciting came of that.

I sometimes wish I was more open about my disliking of certain people/qualities of certain people's posts, but every time I say something mean I feel bad about it 5 seconds later :/

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Sluts_Anonymous is a dumb alias.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Word.

[DandyFop]

the funny thing is I totally don't remember the password for that name

[TurdBerglar]

but what makes paul jones so fucking hilarious is his creepy sex offenderness

[DIGI]

When you matter, I'll care.


Jesus, even your comebacks are lame. It's kinda reassuring knowing that jags like you are concerned with messageboard status. Me, unlike you, don't sweat it. Although, you probably sweat doing just about anything. Do us all a favor for comic relief and post some more camera phone glamour shots from behind the wheel of your sedan, MERV.

[DIGI]

You call me a dumbass and immediately follow with misspelled words, unless you're related to Buckwheat. Good one, MERV.

[DIGI]

MERV.

[Loppfessor]

WTF is MERV??? That game show dude? Or perhaps that basketball guy who's down with prostitutes but his name was MARV

[Lex Diamonds]

Whenever DIGI argues with people it seems kinda awkward and embarassing. I don't know what it is about his posts exactly, it just seems like he's trying too hard to be a heartless bastard and crack homophobic jokes when he's actually bursting to show his true colours and be camp and overly friendly to people.

[DIGI]

Ask Merv, he'll tell you all about it. Right, MERV.

[DipDipDive]

Whenever DIGI argues with people it seems kinda awkward and embarassing. I don't know what it is about his posts exactly, it just seems like he's trying too hard to be a heartless bastard and crack homophobic jokes when he's actually bursting to show his true colours and be camp and overly friendly to people.

INTERNET PROJECTION LOLOLOLOL

[Lex Diamonds]

INTERNET PROJECTION LOLOLOLOL
I don't know what that means. Are you still trying to get at me?

[DIGI]

Whenever DIGI argues with people it seems kinda awkward and embarassing. I don't know what it is about his posts exactly, it just seems like he's trying too hard to be a heartless bastard and crack homophobic jokes when he's actually bursting to show his true colours and be camp and overly friendly to people.


Homophobic? Are you fucking retarded? You need to stop concerning yourself with me and concentrate on not posting weak as fuck rhymes. And fucking change your regurgitated Big L sig.

[cosmo105]

um, padster, you calling someone homophobic doesn't exactly work...

[DIGI]

Pffffftthahahahaha!

[cosmo105]

i'm just saying dude. every fourth post is "oh yeah well you have a dick in your butt" or something.

[DipDipDive]

I don't know what that means. Are you still trying to get at me?

You don't know what projection is?

[DIGI]

You don't know what projection is?

He probably thinks it's a homophobic slur.

[cosmo105]

it's when you have a flashlight behind you and you put your fingers in front of it and it makes a dinosaur on the wall.

[DipDipDive]

it's when you have a flashlight behind you and you put your fingers in front of it and it makes a dinosaur on the wall.

POST OF THE YEAR '06

[DIGI]

Well played.

[cosmo105]

geez guys it wasn't that great :o




i'm just being modest

[DIGI]

modesty........with club sauce.

[cosmo105]

bashfulness...WITH SPICY CLUB SAUCE

[DIGI]

STOP IT, JESSIE, YOU'RE MAKING ME DIZZY!!!!!!!!!

[Dorothy Wood]

mmm, I want a spicy chik'n sandwich.

[Loppfessor]

WHO THE FUCK IS MERV!!!!????

[DIGI]

HAHAHA. Fucking cmute, dude. He'd tell you himself, but he's on break from work taking pics of himself in his car.

[Echewta]

Merv owns a burger shop on River City Ransom. Personally, I enjoyed the Rise and Shine Cafe but the smiles were always free at Mervs.

[cosmo105]

i don't like being called jessie. :(

[DIGI]

Would you have rather me called you Goby?

[cosmo105]

yes. that will do nicely.

[DIGI]

Dude, I don't matter, so why the fuck should you care. I appreciate you having a higher regard of me than Norcen, though. That was sweet, you teddy bear, you.

[DIGI]

yes. that will do nicely.


will do. I apologize. I've made a huge mistake.

[Bob]

no touching!

[DIGI]

Lopp asked you a question, you told him to ask me, I'm assuming because you didn't know the answer because it wasn't your joke in the first place. I was merely answering a question that you couldn't. I am not heartless, I will always help out the less fortunate.


Your last post asked me to leave you alone. Now this. One or the other, doughboy. Yeah, man, I guess I am less fortunate, but not everyone can have a sweet set of man boobs.

[venusvenus123]

various police reports.
LOL

[ericlee]

it's when you have a flashlight behind you and you put your fingers in front of it and it makes a dinosaur on the wall.

You can make a dinosaur? All I know how to make is the butterfly, bunny and a retarded looking dog:o

[DIGI]

I said to Lopp that I wish you would leave me, not you, because that would be mean.


Well, excuse me. I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention to the metaphysical voyage that is your post. I obviously see the difference now.

[DIGI]

Uh, okay.

[cosmo105]

You can make a dinosaur? All I know how to make is the butterfly, bunny and a retarded looking dog:o
i can make all of these, including a bunny that moves its ears and paws, and a dog that is not retarded, and a duck, and a t-rex, and a brontosaurus, and an eagle. SCRAWWW!

[DIGI]

I think my London Bridge just went down.

[Pres Zount]

You can make a dinosaur? All I know how to make is the butterfly, bunny and a retarded looking dog:o
I can do two people boxing. I add sound effects.

[Knuckle's Beard]

is it really necessary to voice your opinion about how Paul Jones is a creepy sex offender on the internet or Cmute is like internet hemmoroids with a second account? It seems kind of cowardly.
Yeah, using an alias to do your dirty work is a real hair-brained idea.

[vickista]

is it really necessary to voice your opinion about how Paul Jones is a creepy sex offender on the internet or Cmute is like internet hemmoroids with a second account? It seems kind of cowardly.

kind of??

[befsquire]

if everyone on this board posted their real opinion about everyone, it could possibly be the best day on the board.

[ToucanSpam]

A lot of people's very frail egos would shatter.

[Lyman Zerga]

if everyone on this board posted their real opinion about everyone, it could possibly be the best day on the board.

i dont want to hurt anyone but i like cmute :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Homophobic? Are you fucking retarded? You need to stop concerning yourself with me and concentrate on not posting weak as fuck rhymes. And fucking change your regurgitated Big L sig.
Thanks for the advice, oh mighty king of message board greatness.

And nice touch with the unneccesary swearing, it makes you look like the fucking man! (y)

[DIGI]

I would seriously love to continue this conversation, but I'm not going to. Like you said, I do have a kinder side and refuse to go on with this flame war. It's like boxing an amputee and will only leave me feeling unfulfilled and ashamed.

[The Notorious LOL]

A lot of people's very frail egos would shatter.



you mean like yours was?

[ToucanSpam]

Yeah, exactly.


Then people will learn to grow a set and just move along.

[The Notorious LOL]

name some names then. Call some people out.

[ToucanSpam]

It's not my place to 'call people out' and try to psychoanalyze them. I think that there are some folks around here that are pretty dependant on this message board for a social life; not to sound sanctimonious, because I once relied on this place as social crutch as well, but being part of a message board is great and all, but the way some people treat others is actually quite alarming.

I can't imagine hearing some of the things said by some people around here in person to another human being and them getting away with it.

[Lex Diamonds]

I would seriously love to continue this conversation, but I'm not going to. Like you said, I do have a kinder side and refuse to go on with this flame war. It's like boxing an amputee and will only leave me feeling unfulfilled and ashamed.
Whatever pussy. I enjoy stamping on the metaphorical weak rib-cage of your paralyzed newborn baby of an intellect.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Haha DIGI lost.

[cosmo105]

i dont want to hurt anyone
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH RANDY

[DIGI]

Haha DIGI lost.


Rrrrrrrrrright.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

Padster is still a closet homosexual

[Randetica]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH RANDY

lyman fingers me all the time
WTF

[Junker]

Lyman is trying to take Randy's place. Dont allow this :mad:

[Ike Turner]

LOL is a pussy ass bitch!

Ya hear?

PUSSY-ASS-BITCH!

[Santa Claus]

LOL has been a very good boy this year!

[Otis Driftwood]

Santa is Lol's father. The gay little elf! :cool:

[Santa Claus]

LOL is not gay. I've heard it from a good source. Good authority. Namely, all the midget female elves from the wrapping department. They say LOL is a very good boy indeed! He'll certainly receive a "Christmas bonus" or two.

[Pres Zount]

Christ.

[Santa Claus]

Yeah, Christ. Christmas is meant to be all about me, not Jesus. Fucking party pooper.

Have you been a good boy, Zount?

[Otis Driftwood]

Yeah, that lazy cutner should be chimney plunging and persent presenting. Santa is just a mascot for Coke!

[Santa Claus]

Coca-cola is delicious. You should try it. I've got crates of the stuff. Vans, even.

[Pres Zount]

Yeah, Christ. Christmas is meant to be all about me, not Jesus. Fucking party pooper.

Have you been a good boy, Zount?
No I fucking haven't, and I bloody well knew you were going to make some kind of Jesus refrence, but I clicked submit anyway.

[Santa Claus]

No I fucking haven't, and I bloody well knew you were going to make some kind of Jesus refrence, but I clicked submit anyway.
Well it is the spirit of giving! You're just all give-give-give this year, aren't you, my dear boy! Here. Have a refreshing Coke.

[na§tee]

omg, santa! can i have my wii early?

[Kid Presentable]

Santa, how come a boy I know says you had a candy-cane in your pocket when he sat on your lap?

[Santa Claus]

omg, santa! can i have my wii early?
No. Bad girl.

[Santa Claus]

Santa, how come a boy I know says you had a candy-cane in your pocket when he sat on your lap?
NO, I think you will find he went to the "Michael Jackson" festive tent instead of the wholesome Genuine Santa Claus tent.

[Otis Driftwood]

@nastee: Santa killed your wii:
http://www.boingboing.net/Picture%2019-1.jpg
Santa and Coke suck!

[na§tee]

santa killed my wii! with full fat coke! OMG! DEATH TO CHRISTMAS! AND CADBURY SCHWEPPES!

[Kid Presentable]

But santa, you've got the nose of an alcoholic, and you're inviting small children to sit on your lap.

[Pres Zount]

God damn it Santa, have you cancelled Christmas yet? That's all you seem to do on TV.

[Santa Claus]

God damn it Santa, have you cancelled Christmas yet? That's all you seem to do on TV.
No, not yet. I just pour carbonated soft drinks over much-desired games consoles instead. Much more fulfilling.

The rest of the year I plot and I scheme and consider doing much damage to Tim Allen and Martin Short and all those other fuckers who insist on making shitty Santa movies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452681/).

[Otis Driftwood]

You havent done anything worthwhile since "Santa Claus conquers the Martians" you has-been!

[Pres Zount]

Santa, can you please cancel mince pies from the universe? Are you able to do that?


Shit, do you even have any super powers? You are almost as lame as Aquaman.

[Santa Claus]

No. The mince pies stay. And the litres and litres of Coke. And the advocaat. Who the fuck drinks that yellow custard shit anyway? And why only at this time of year? Fucking crazy FOOLS. However, I will remove all traces of "vegetarian Christmas dinners" and non-alcoholic eggnogg. FRUITS.

I have plenty superhero powers and it comes, Hercules-stylee, from my impressive facial hair.

[Pres Zount]

Longevity is one power, I guess. You've been alive since the 1930's yeah?

I'm sure you have some christmas magic stored in there somewhere. You just need to tap your nose and wink, and some twinkling dust comes out of your sleeves and turns little jimmy's shitty aeroplane that his dad made into a real toy aeroplane.

[Loppfessor]

The rest of the year I plot and I scheme and consider doing much damage to Tim Allen and Martin Short and all those other fuckers who insist on making shitty Santa movies (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452681/).

Fuck fuck fuck!! I hated that movie and I curse the girl who made me sit through that shitfest! Kill em good Santa!

[Santa Claus]

Tim Allen, Martin Short, and that girl who made Lopp watch the shitty movie will definitely be joining K-Fed and Q-Drop in my factory which makes, wait for.. FURBIES. Surely the most hellish sentence on earth, no?

[Kid Presentable]

Santa you suck, and everybody has PMed minton asking for your fat ass to be banned.

[kleptomaniac]

but if you banned santa claus, millions of little boys and girls will be disappointed on christmas morning. then they'll ask their parents if santa claus is real and their parents will say yes, but santa claus was banned so you don't get any presents this year, forcing all the little kids to become jewish or something because they don't like being cheated out of their presents, people will take down all their ornaments and burn down the tree and nobody will celebrate christmas ever again and that'll become the day that christmas died :(

but you go right on ahead.

[Lex Diamonds]

Santa you suck, and everybody has PMed minton asking for your fat ass to be banned.
Word. Probably the worst alias ever. Whoever is behind it needs to get to the hospital ASAP and request some urgent humour implants, cuz that shit is lame as chimney sweeps.

[paul jones]

is it really necessary to voice your opinion about how Paul Jones is a creepy sex offender on the internet or Cmute is like internet hemmoroids with a second account? It seems kind of cowardly.
LOL!(y)

[Kid Presentable]

but if you banned santa claus, millions of little boys and girls will be disappointed on christmas morning. then they'll ask their parents if santa claus is real and their parents will say yes, but santa claus was banned so you don't get any presents this year, forcing all the little kids to become jewish or something because they don't like being cheated out of their presents, people will take down all their ornaments and burn down the tree and nobody will celebrate christmas ever again and that'll become the day that christmas died :(

but you go right on ahead.
He shouldn't be fucking about on the internet! It's December already! Fucking useless prick has things to do!

[kleptomaniac]

but that's what elves are for....at least i thought so!

[Lyman Zerga]

Santa you suck, and everybody has PMed minton asking for your fat ass to be banned.


merry christmas :)

[Santa Claus]

Kid, Christmas is cancelled.

[Kid Presentable]

Kid, Christmas is cancelled.
Good. Now fuck off and die, Santa.

[Santa Claus]

Oh, it's only cancelled for you on your request. No need to leave any carrots or brandy out.

I still have to deliver Pres Zount's wii! It's definitely on.

[Kid Presentable]

Say, Santa. You've been looking at lot more laboured in your movements lately. Everything OK?