Going down on a guy.

[DipDipDive]

I'm surprised it took this long with the soaring success of the Going Down on a Girl thread.

Vote, sluts.

[cosmo105]

FIRST!

[Lex Diamonds]

Everyone knows you all love it.

[venusvenus123]

I'm surprised it took this long with the soaring success of the Going Down on a Girl thread.

Vote, sluts.
what are we voting for and where's the poll?

slut.

[DipDipDive]

what are we voting for and where's the poll?

slut.

Stop being such an impatient slut, slut!

[monkey]

here's the thing, i LOVE doing it if the guy is worth it.

[Loppfessor]

This board needs a "Going down on Loppfessor" thread....but there would not be a "hate it don't do it" option (y)

[DipDipDive]

here's the thing, i LOVE doing it if the guy is worth it.

I feel you on that, pauli.

I always did it before, but was never really into it until recently.

[HEIRESS]

peen peen peen

[cosmo105]

does anyone else get a sense of power from it?

[DipDipDive]

These could have been cool if they were not anonymous polls.

People would be less prone to vote if that were the case, methinks. Especially in this thread.

[DipDipDive]

does anyone else get a sense of power from it?

Yuh huh :cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

does anyone else get a sense of power from it?
I get a sense of power receiving it.

[monkey]

does anyone else get a sense of power from it?

i get a sense of power from almost all sexual things. only powerful women can possibly exert that sort of reaction from a man. hahaha. oh and with a bj, you literally have him by the balls. :cool:

[HEIRESS]

Ive been with a very extremely vocal boy before, and It was exxxcellentttt while it lasted

[cosmo105]

here's a question...what position do you ladies find it easiest in which to erm, give it? knees, you on top, etc.

[Yeti]

What is a woman thinking when she walks down the aisle on her wedding day?
















No more blowjobs!

[Caribou]

does anyone else get a sense of power from it?

Oh hell yes! It's also the ultimate punishment.
If he's been a bit of an arse, then start giving him a bj and turning him on and just get up and walk away half way through.
If you don't treat me right youse be gettin' blue balls in return mofo. :)

[DipDipDive]

here's a question...what position do you ladies find it easiest in which to erm, give it? knees, you on top, etc.

Blowee lying down, blower kneeling down between blowee's legs.

[DipDipDive]

Oh hell yes! It's also the ultimate punishment.
If he's been a bit of an arse, then start giving him a bj and turning him on and just get up and walk away half way through.
If you don't treat me right youse be gettin' blue balls in return mofo. :)

Dude, you're a bitch. :eek:

[cosmo105]

that works. blower lying down with a pillow behind head is also pretty nice and relaxing. less work (y)

[Caribou]

here's a question...what position do you ladies find it easiest in which to erm, give it? knees, you on top, etc.

Lying next to him, with my head on his stomach and then slowly move down. :p

Dude, you're a bitch. :eek:

Hahaha, I've actually not done this, but it seems like a good idea if anyone would ever treat me bad.

[Loppfessor]

i get a sense of power from almost all sexual things. only powerful women can possibly exert that sort of reaction from a man.

That's true actually it takes a special lady to actually make me cum from a BJ

[Dorothy Wood]

I'll only blow guys that have 7" straight dicks, with balls that aren't too big or too small, or red. the penis must be the perfect color and not too veiny! and circumcized! and it should smell like cookies!

:cool:

[HEIRESS]

sidenote: I am the hand-job messiah

[Yeti]

You women have it rough. A stiffy in the mouth is not my idea of fun. My only recommendation to the ladies is to go the dentist and have all your teeth removed.

[HEIRESS]

Blowee lying down, blower kneeling down between blowee's legs.

most comfortable, yes yes

[Kerrbear]

He should definitely be propped up, though, so he can see.

[Pres Zount]

I've never done it.

[HEIRESS]

I'll only blow guys that have 7" straight dicks, with balls that aren't too big or too small, or red. the penis must be the perfect color and not too veiny! and circumcized! and it should smell like cookies!

:cool:

OVER-VEINED COCK!

[Yeti]

He should definitely be propped up, though, so he can see.

Why? So he can see your eyes pop out of your head? The best reason to prop up so he can see you is so he can easily give you a pearl necklace.

[Caribou]

Oh, a very important question to you Ladies:

Spit or swallow?

For me it depends. I have to be in the right mood and If I've eaten a lot before than it's a nono.
Actually I'd rather not do it, because it's rather disgusting to feel this warm blob sticking to the inside of your throat, but sometimes I just try to be nice, ya know.

[Loppfessor]

He should definitely be propped up, though, so he can see.

A lot of the times I prefer standing by my mirror in my room with the girl on her knees in front of me that way I can see all angles. The downside to that is if she's really good at it I get weak in the knees and almost fall over...

[Dorothy Wood]

spitting isn't very romantic, but swallowing is sometimes kinda yucky.

[b i o n i c]

any girl can give a blowjob but it takes a real woman to know how to really suck a cock



ok, who's doing the 69 poll now

[Yeti]

A lot of the times I prefer standing by my mirror in my room with the girl on her knees in front of me that way I can see all angles. The downside to that is if she's really good at it I get weak in the knees and almost fall over...

Loppfessor, that is odd behavior. Do you wear a velvet robe and smoke a pipe?

[Kerrbear]

A lot of the times I prefer standing by my mirror in my room with the girl on her knees in front of me that way I can see all angles. The downside to that is if she's really good at it I get weak in the knees and almost fall over...

Yeah, kinda hard to explain that in the emergency room. You have a concussion and she has ruptured tonsils.

[Yeti]

spitting isn't very romantic, but swallowing is sometimes kinda yucky.


A woman that spits will end up being a crazy cat lady.
A woman that swallows will make a great wife.

[Caribou]

spitting isn't very romantic, but swallowing is sometimes kinda yucky.

Maybe minty flavoured condoms are an idea. No mess and you get instant fresh breath. double bonus!

Ok, maybe not for him, but us ladies have to think about ourselves a bit.

[HEIRESS]

I do not swallow post greek food or any other meals excessively drowned in garlic

[cosmo105]

a fridge well-stocked with pineapple juice is a happy fridge.

[Dorothy Wood]

I licked a mint condom once, it was pretty gross. once the flavor powder is off, it just tastes like nasty rubber. BARFO

[Loppfessor]

Loppfessor, that is odd behavior. Do you wear a velvet robe and smoke a pipe?

Why is that crazy?? I enjoy watching...plus it does kind of have a pornoesque vibe to it

[DipDipDive]

Maybe minty flavoured condoms are an idea. No mess and you get instant fresh breath. double bonus!

Ok, maybe not for him, but us ladies have to think about ourselves a bit.

Call me crazy, but I would rather have to deal with the ramifications of a gross wad in my mouth than spend 5-10 minutes sucking on a condom.

[g-mile7]

damn theres some busy bumbelbees in this thread (y)

[DandyFop]

this thread has a sheen of TMI

but whatevs...like the monks said, if I'm into him, I'm into it. Of course why would I be doing that unless I was into him!? So that answers that question. It's obviously not like I'm constantly "oh MAN I wish I was giving a beej right now!", but in the moment I'm down

[Caribou]

I licked a mint condom once, it was pretty gross. once the flavor powder is off, it just tastes like nasty rubber. BARFO

eww. Not such a good idea then. I think people will sort of know what you've just been up to if you have a rubbery smell coming from your mouth.

[Kerrbear]

Call me crazy, but I would rather have to deal with the ramifications of a gross wad in my mouth than spend 5-10 minutes sucking on a condom.

5-10 minutes? Wait a minute, the guys I've been dating have been lying to me. "No, baby, everyone does it for an hour. My last girlfriend went at least two."

[Dorothy Wood]

the first time a boy jizzed on me, I freaked out. it was on my hand and I just held it out like someone had pooped on it! ha ha, I ran to the bathroom to wash it off, but not before looking at it closely to see if I could see the sperms.

lol

[beastieangel01]

here's the thing, i LOVE doing it if the guy is worth it.

amen.

That's the only time I'd bother of course. But yeah. It's a whole lot of fun.

Spit or Swallow: definitely not spitting. But swallowing isn't the only option. Messes kind be fun too. Change it up. Have fun with it. Practice DT if you are unable to do so and if you are well, just keep doing that a lot. Mind the step children.

oh and I remember not really liking it mainly because at that time I never have and had no idea what I was doing. Practice makes perfect and fun times.

TMITMITMI

[Yeti]

Why is that crazy?? I enjoy watching...plus it does kind of have a pornoesque vibe to it

I said odd not crazy........you just better not start wearing a gold chain and a pinky ring.

[DandyFop]

sperm tastes gross, I don't care who you are. It's not very fair that we are expected to swallow or something when it can't really work the other way around.

[na§tee]

i enjoy it in the same way i enjoy anything that i am good at. oh yeah, and also because he likes it too :cool:

i find that what you do with your hands is also a highly undervalued element of a good blowjob.

i don't like the between the legs thing. my boyfriend says it feels like he's having a cervical smear. hahaha. i mostly prop myself up with one arm or kneel or whatever.

i spit. don't give me any of that "if you loved me you would swallow it honey!" bullshit. i don't have milkshake or anything delicious to hand to wash out the salty, yeasty warm mouthful of man-come out of my mouth. when i get a bedroom fridge, maybe i'll reconsider.

[cosmo105]

depends on the guy.

[beastieangel01]

sperm tastes gross, I don't care who you are. It's not very fair that we are expected to swallow or something when it can't really work the other way around.

there's a way to get it down without really having to taste it. promise. think of it like taking a straight liquor shot. seriously. unless you are against it completely regardless. in that case, keep spittin I suppose.

[g-mile7]

amen.

That's the only time I'd bother of course. But yeah. It's a whole lot of fun.

Spit or Swallow: definitely not spitting. But swallowing isn't the only option. Messes kind be fun too. Change it up. Have fun with it. Practice DT if you are unable to do so and if you are well, just keep doing that a lot. Mind the step children.

oh and I remember not really liking it mainly because at that time I never have and had no idea what I was doing. Practice makes perfect and fun times.

TMITMITMI

:eek: (y)

[Yeti]

sperm tastes gross, I don't care who you are. It's not very fair that we are expected to swallow or something when it can't really work the other way around.

Hey, guys have to deal with wayward pubic hairs, queefing and nosebleeds. Oral sex is kind of like eating liver. It is good for you but leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

PS--I'm not posting in this thread anymore it is making me feel filthy.

[Pres Zount]

Why the fuck would you swallow? Why would that make someone "happy"?

That is gross.

[DipDipDive]

depends on the guy.

Yup.

It's a state of mind, anyways. It's not that gross if you just don't think about it.

Besides, saying that every dude's love juice tastes yucky is like saying that every girl's hoo-ha smells like fish. Neither are true. Far from it, in fact.

[DandyFop]

I don't spit it's just gross, and DT, took me a second, but I see now.

[Lex Diamonds]

sperm tastes gross, I don't care who you are. It's not very fair that we are expected to swallow or something when it can't really work the other way around.
Can't work the other way round? You've obviously never got good head.

[Loppfessor]

I said odd not crazy........you just better not start wearing a gold chain and a pinky ring.

LOL my bad...umm I have a silver chain with my St. Medal on it but no pinky rings...

[DandyFop]

Why the fuck would you swallow? Why would that make someone "happy"?


I have always been interested in knowing the answer to this as well

[DipDipDive]

Someone explain DT to me plz :o

[Kerrbear]

I have always been interested in knowing the answer to this as well

Well, this is a once in a lifetime chance to find out...guys, does it matter to you?

[DandyFop]

Can't work the other way round? You've obviously never got good head.

Uh I'm saying physically, girls don't generally spew an ounce of white stuff directly into the guys mouth, nahmean? I mean, there's cum, and then there's lady cum.

Ah fuck I need to get away from these threads

[cosmo105]

i kinda think having to see it exiting my mouth would be grosser.

[DandyFop]

Someone explain DT to me plz :o

think Woodward and Bernstein

[DipDipDive]

Why the fuck would you swallow? Why would that make someone "happy"?

I have always been interested in knowing the answer to this as well

I feel it makes the act more intimate. Guys seem to find it flattering when you're willing to do it.

Plus no one likes to have to clean up after sexual acts. It's like knowing you've got a big pile of dirty dishes in the sink to clean after you've just eaten a really delicious meal.

[cosmo105]

bears?

oh wait

[DandyFop]

i kinda think having to see it exiting my mouth would be grosser.

actually...that's a good point. Really it's not a big deal cause it's like in your mouth, what, 5 seconds before you swallow? I just am not sure I understand why it really matters after the fact

[Loppfessor]

Uh I'm saying physically, girls don't generally spew an ounce of white stuff directly into the guys mouth, nahmean? I mean, there's cum, and then there's lady cum.

Ah fuck I need to get away from these threads


Dude girls have a lot more than an ounce and it's over a prolonged period and we're expected to keep on slurping it up. It's one thing if the girl doesn't have a bad taste to her but some girls I'm sorry to say just don't taste good and to be down there for 30-45 minutes doing your thing is rough man....not too mention the lack of air, having your hair pulled, and getting your head squeezed inbetween her thighs....oh and trying to avoid neck damange when her hips shake and girate.....

[beastieangel01]

I have always been interested in knowing the answer to this as well

I can say that part of the fun in swallowing is to see the one you a pleasuring deriving pleasure from it. Believe me, the idea of just a random ding dong and some weird goop in my mouth doesn't really excite me. It's who it's attached to, who it's coming from, and that I can bring pleasure to him that in turn makes me happy too, and it's fun.

that's the best I can explain it.

[Caribou]

think Woodward and Bernstein

what? eh? huh?

[DipDipDive]

think Woodward and Bernstein

I still don't get it :o

[DandyFop]

but what if you like messes :o

[beastieangel01]

I still don't get it :o

Deep Throat.

[DandyFop]

I still don't get it :o

deep throat

edit: lolz

[g-mile7]

oh god yes who doesnt love messes (y)

[Caribou]

oooooooh, now I get it.

Nope, can't do that. Chokage galore. (n)

[cosmo105]

OHHHH!

[g-mile7]

UNNN!!

[DandyFop]

OKay ladies, no offense, but it's only you answering the question. I want to hear it from the guys point of view (thanks lopp)

[beastieangel01]

NIXON!

[DipDipDive]

Ah, the collective eureka moment.

(lb) (lb)

[Big Gus]

I cant say the "swallowing" thing really matters that much to me, I've been with a girl who made "spitting it out" way sexier than swallowing.

My main issue is with girls who think cramming as much as they can in is somehow being good at it...

[Genocide Tulips]

does anyone else get a sense of power from it?

Usually, but not if the guy is having you by the throat or another guy is doing that while forcing the penis down and deeper than it can possibly go.

[Loppfessor]

OKay ladies, no offense, but it's only you answering the question. I want to hear it from the guys point of view (thanks lopp)

Wait what was the question again?

[DandyFop]

If it's a big deal to a guy if the girl swallows or not?

[DipDipDive]

Usually, but not if the guy is having you by the throat or another guy is doing that while forcing the penis down and deeper than it can possibly go.

Way to deflate the thread boner, Morticia. :mad:

[beastieangel01]

oh, the sense of power from it... yes. Same feeling as being on top. It's enthralling.

[Dorothy Wood]

I would appreciate it if genocide tulips would not be here anymore. I'm pretty sure I hate her. :(

[g-mile7]

getting sucked off is almost* the best feeling ever its amlost like shes sucking out your pain and its best when she's grabbing it with both fists and got your knob in her mouth. half of its best of it is when you get off in her mouth and she keeps going and maybe gets the juice (y). the best is when she's looking up at you because you feel liek a god, and the best is afterwards when you see her times after that you both know what happened (y)

[cosmo105]

ed?

[Dorothy Wood]

fucking yuck.

[cosmo105]

I would appreciate it if genocide tulips would not be here anymore. I'm pretty sure I hate her. :(
lame alias alert methinks. :(

[DipDipDive]

ed?

My thoughts exactly. (y)

[g-mile7]

ed?

try again dora shit you asked for a mans take on it

[Loppfessor]

Dude yeah swallowing is so much better...I mean all the build up is amazing g-mile explained it pretty well actually. I mean it's all warm and moist in the girl's mouth and then when you cum and she slurps it down it seriously feels soo much better like damn I don't even know how to explain it....

plus if she doesn't swallow there's the mess which I don't care how close you are to the girl creates an awkward situation....instead of basking in the after glow you hafta be like "Umm can I get you a towl?" or "Umm try not to move I'll get something to clean that up"

[b i o n i c]

how would a woman like it if a guy was going down on her and at the magic moment, he always switched to using his thumbs. thats what its like to be a guy with a 'woman' who doesnt swallow

it just feels better when she does.





and yes, guys who go down on women always have to swallow

[DipDipDive]

plus if she doesn't swallow there's the mess which I don't care how close you are to the girl creates an awkward situation....instead of basking in the after glow you hafta be like "Umm can I get you a towl?" or "Umm try not to move I'll get something to clean that up"

Yeah fuck that. It totally ruins the moment, and that moment is supposed to be enjoyable for both people.

[na§tee]

fucking yuck.
aaaahahaha. you read my mind. hahaha. a proverbial high five to you, missy. oh and thanks for my high five in the going down (girl) thread. much 'preciated. don't feel as much as a retard now for discussing my personal orgasming in detail.

[g-mile7]

[QUOTE=b i o n i c]


and yes, guys who go down on women always have to swallow[QUOTE]

hell no

[cosmo105]

i think chewie once described it as everything's nice and cozy and all of a sudden it's cold outside.

[ampm]

If it's a big deal to a guy if the girl swallows or not?

Yes and no. My girlfriend usually spits it out







































into my other girlfriend's mouth.

[b i o n i c]

hell no


i'll repeat... guys always swallow when they go down on women. i think someone else said it. women have their own waterworks going on down there and when a guy is doing it for a chick, there's only one way for it to go

[DipDipDive]

i think chewie once described it as everything's nice and cozy and all of a sudden it's cold outside.

He's such a poet. <3

[venusvenus123]

if you spit it out you have to deal with the oogly googly stuff for much longer; if you swallow it goes away quicker. it feels more complete too -- like you finished the job properly.

[cosmo105]

yeah. like you can go sign out and have a burrito, you've finished your shift.

[g-mile7]

i'll repeat... guys always swallow when they go down on women. i think someone else said it. women have their own waterworks going on down there and when a guy is doing it for a chick, there's only one way for it to go

no way thats' gross as hell i dont want that shit in my mouth. before anyone gets upset at me for being biased let me repost this
to be competely honest i love just smelling it (y) its like feeling breathe on your face but it smells soo much better

but i wont go down there if her lips are chaped or swollen (lb) then id feel dirty shit

NO SWOLLOWING THOUGH

so its not that i dont like going down its just that period blood tastes nasty

[Caribou]

if you spit it out you have to deal with the oogly googly stuff for much longer; if you swallow it goes away quicker. it feels more complete too -- like you finished the job properly.

But if you do swallow don't you get this sicky feeling?
I sometimes do. Not because the idea of swallowing seems so disgusting to me, but just because everytime I do it I feel this blob gliding down my throat and it feels like it's stuck there the rest of the evening. It's a bit disturbing...

[b i o n i c]

no way thats' gross as hell i dont want that shit in my mouth. before anyone gets upset at me for being biased let me repost this


so its not that i dont like going down its just that period blood tastes nasty

what the fuck are you talking about? lol

[DandyFop]

how would a woman like it if a guy was going down on her and at the magic moment, he always switched to using his thumbs. thats what its like to be a guy with a 'woman' who doesnt swallow

it just feels better when she does.


this still makes no sense to me - I'm not saying she doesn't finish you off with her mouth. I'm just saying the actual IDEAL of swallowing is all - it seems more like a mental thing than anything else.

Plus the girl thing still doesn't equate - because with a blowjob you're getting the mouthful, no two ways about it. The clit is located above the area where the juices come out, so there's no necessity for a guy to lap that isht up.

As I said, I'm happy to do the things that makes my guy happy - the details of it are simply curious to me.

[venusvenus123]

But if you do swallow don't you get this sicky feeling?
I sometimes do. Not because the idea of swallowing seems so disgusting to me, but just because everytime I do it I feel this blob gliding down my throat and it feels like it's stuck there the rest of the evening. It's a bit disturbing...
only for a few seconds. i just drink loads of cold water after and then go to sleep. :)

not before i've clocked out tho.

[Loppfessor]

Plus the girl thing still doesn't equate - because with a blowjob you're getting the mouthful, no two ways about it. The clit is located above the area where the juices come out, so there's no necessity for a guy to lap that isht up.



Dude you have obviously never been with a dude with some serious oral skills....

[DandyFop]

no way thats' gross as hell i dont want that shit in my mouth. before anyone gets upset at me for being biased let me repost this


so its not that i dont like going down its just that period blood tastes nasty

so the other kind of vag bleeding is delicious eh?

and p.s. we are not fucking talking about that, barf.

[DandyFop]

Dude you have obviously never been with a dude with some serious oral skills....

ugh....it's biology dude. nevermind.

edit: You know, I shouldn't really argue here, at all I've realized. I've only done it once and I was drunk out my mind, while you guys have obviously done it much more, so I guess I'll just take your word for it.

[Genocide Tulips]

Swallowing is alright, I'd rather not. If you don't like swallowing, but do it anyway for the man the best way to help it go down faster and almost unnoticeable is drinking coffee or something like that right afterwards.

It's kind of a mood killer, but usually once the guy has released his load the mood is shot right then and there.

[g-mile7]

last time i checked blood came out for one reason and one reason only: an expression. serious though who wants blood in their mouth? the difference is you dont see a dude bleeding when it 'happens"

[venusvenus123]

an expression?

still don't get what you're talking about. :confused:

[skra75]

Mad props and shout out to this thread! 5 pages lolz (y)

[cosmo105]

dude, they are not talking about period-time licking. they're talking about the juices. grody.

[Genocide Tulips]

It does happen though that a guy will bleed from the slit of the penis.

[b i o n i c]

ugh....it's biology dude. nevermind


he means, the dude is doing something wrong if he doesnt end up with a face/mouthful of woman juice.

if both are doing it the proper way, its equal.

[venusvenus123]

It does happen though that a guy will bleed from the slit of the penis.
you're not supposed to chew the penis when you give head.

[g-mile7]

dude, they are not talking about period-time licking. they're talking about the juices. grody.

im not talking about peroids im talking about making her cum and blood always comes out

[DandyFop]

okay please tell me someone has taken over g's account...

[b i o n i c]

have you gone down on more than one girl?

[Genocide Tulips]

Venus, it can happen through some kind of irritation and/or the force of the sperm coming up. A blood vessels pops or some weird shit and we have red in the cum. At least it's not a Strawberry Shortcake.

And what is this g-mile going on about?

[g-mile7]

look i dont want to make anyone mad like i said i like going down i just have to pull out before she starts bleeding. its gross.

[b i o n i c]

yeah, doesnt it suck how women always bleed when they cum?

i know what you mean, bro...

[cosmo105]

jesus christ dude, TAKE OUT YOUR RETAINER FIRST

[DandyFop]

there's no way it's him. someone fucking around.

though it's quite hilarious, so thank you.

[g-mile7]

its like eating a roast beef sandwhich (n)

[na§tee]

what on earth? sorry man, but this must be just one girl you have had this experience with and she is obviously a one-off. maybe that happens to some girls (not i have ever heard of it) but certainly not the majority.

[b i o n i c]

yeah, man.... roast beef sangwiches... i love if when i've got my girl close the height of ecstacy and she shoots bloody cum all over me... it reminds me of being born or something

[Loppfessor]

ugh....it's biology dude. nevermind.

edit: You know, I shouldn't really argue here, at all I've realized. I've only done it once and I was drunk out my mind, while you guys have obviously done it much more, so I guess I'll just take your word for it.

What gone down on a girl?? All I"m saying is that if the issue is the taste or texture or whatever then that's crap cus we have to taste the woman pretty much the whole time. You can't really go down on a girl properly by sticking just with the clit....

[g-mile7]

^lol serious! finally

nastee- 3 diff girls

and the thing is its not blood really its really dark and spicy i dont know how kids could possibly come from that (n)

[b i o n i c]

that mighta just been a little tabasco she threw on there to balance out the flavors

[DandyFop]

What gone down on a girl?? All I"m saying is that if the issue is the taste or texture or whatever then that's crap cus we have to taste the woman pretty much the whole time. You can't really go down on a girl properly by sticking just with the clit....

right right, I get it. I was being serious with my post, not sarcastic

[g-mile7]

that mighta just been a little tabasco she threw on there to balance out the flavors

alright now youve got to be kidding

[b i o n i c]

ever had tilapia and tabasco?!?! delish!

[skra75]

(lb)
I think i'ts gross how guys have suddenly dominated this thread.

[g-mile7]

change of subject getting head is great

[b i o n i c]

(lb)
I think i'ts gross how guys have suddenly dominated this thread.


i think its gross how i dominated your mother

[Kerrbear]

LOL! You don't know how to eat pussy!

Oooh, if there's going to be a competition, can I be a judge?

[skra75]

i think its gross how i dominated your mother

bro, it's gross. I'm sorry, but gross. we have an entire thread with the fine ladies of the Internet Message Board talking about giving head techniques and suddenly you bust in with OMG OMG BLOODY CUM ROAST BEEF and scare everybody out of the room. For real, stop selling that trash out of your trunk. trill.

[b i o n i c]

that was g-mile, fuckface! read!! jeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!

[g-mile7]

^right :rolleyes:

[skra75]

OK, my bad. I guess G-mile deserves th Internet Message Board 'lump o' christmas coal' of the day

[b i o n i c]

last time i checked blood came out for one reason and one reason only: an expression. serious though who wants blood in their mouth? the difference is you dont see a dude bleeding when it 'happens"

look i dont want to make anyone mad like i said i like going down i just have to pull out before she starts bleeding. its gross.

its like eating a roast beef sandwhich (n)

^lol serious! finally
and the thing is its not blood really its really dark and spicy i dont know how kids could possibly come from that (n)

yeah

[DipDipDive]

ANYWAYS

I like licking it really gently and teasing a bit before I get my hands and my whole mouth involved.

[beastiegirrl101]

only for a few seconds. i just drink loads of cold water after and then go to sleep. :)
.


a tall drink of water?

[DandyFop]

ANYWAYS

I like licking it really gently and teasing a bit before I get my hands and my whole mouth involved.

well duh!

[Loppfessor]

Oooh, if there's going to be a competition, can I be a judge?


Yes...but I get to go first and you won't even have to bother with the second contestant....but that's a whole other thread

[venusvenus123]

a tall drink of water?
:D

[DipDipDive]

I would kindly request that board members that are dating other board members not describe their techniques. That's really more thatn I want to know about anybody here.

But hearing about the techniques of board members whose partners are completely anonymous isn't weird at all?

[Loppfessor]

I'm sorry, the truth be told, I'm old fashioned and quite prude.

and that my dear boy is why you and I will always be "just friends" that and one penis too many between us

[DipDipDive]

I'm disappointed in voter turnout in this thread. :mad:

[Loppfessor]

I'm disappointed in voter turnout in this thread. :mad:


I got a good solution....all the girls from the board will give me head and based on their performance I'll vot for them....any takers?

[Kid Presentable]

This board needs a "Going down on Loppfessor" thread....but there would not be a "hate it don't do it" option (y)
Instead, there would be a 'He does it himself' option. :D

[QueenAdrock]

Well, I'm torn between the options. Sometimes I really do love it, other times I do it just for him. A lot of the time I do it just because I want to pleasure the guy, because I'm a giver. However, I got rear-ended pretty badly during my senior year of high school so things that are strenuous on my neck/upper back will start to KILL after about oh, say 5 minutes. If I didn't have the pain and I could just keep going, I'm sure I'd enjoy it much more. I'm voting for the second one.

[ampm]

sidenote: I am the hand-job messiah

Desperate girls are hot!

[cosmo105]

However, I got rear-ended pretty badly during my senior year of high school so things that are strenuous on my neck/upper back will start to KILL after about oh, say 5 minutes.
dear, you may want to consider rewording this.

[monkey]

^ LOL:p

[cookiepuss]

sidenote: I am the hand-job messiah

wait a minutes hur....that's my title. ok well close anyway...they call me the hand-job whodini...cause it's like magic baby. we should exchange notes.

[Caribou]

"Shaking hands with the governor of love"

[zorra_chiflada]

BE AGGRESSIVE
BE BE AGGRESSIVE
B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E

[Loppfessor]

Instead, there would be a 'He does it himself' option. :D

Shit man if I could suck my own dick do you think I'd have any free time to post here??!

[befsquire]

i'm a fan.

[mikizee]

ceiling or pedestal?

har-har

[skra75]

BE AGGRESSIVE
BE BE AGGRESSIVE
B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E

ASS TO ASS!

[Otis Driftwood]

Now we need to determine where the jizz goes:
a) down throat
b) spit out
c) all over face
d) or chest
e) or buttocks
f) as far away as possible

[bigblu89]

The spit swallow thing always puzzled me.

One friend of mine thinks that a girl not swallowing is a break-up-able offense.

I don't care where it goes, as long as it goes.

I also feel that a lot of the ladies that voted for choice 2 really think choice 3 is more them.

Could be becasue I'm a guy, but I've always felt that given the option, more men would be willing to give oral on their partner than ladies would.

I feel more women think it's something that the "should" do and men actually enjoy doing it.

It could be a matter of the actual act involved, but thats' just my feeling.

[Otis Driftwood]

The spit swallow thing always puzzled me.

One friend of mine thinks that a girl not swallowing is a break-up-able offense.

I don't care where it goes, as long as it goes.

I also feel that a lot of the ladies that voted for choice 2 really think choice 3 is more them.

Could be becasue I'm a guy, but I've always felt that given the option, more men would be willing to give oral on their partner than ladies would.

I feel more women think it's something that the "should" do and men actually enjoy doing it.

It could be a matter of the actual act involved, but thats' just my feeling.
I see some of your points. I was too dumb to make a poll for the girls... :( BTW: there should be option c) with "BUT NOT IN THE EYES"... :D

[QueenAdrock]

Now we need to determine where the jizz goes:
a) down throat
b) spit out
c) all over face
d) or chest
e) or buttocks
f) as far away as possible

E/D, A, B. In that order.

lol tmi hi5

[Bitchamachacha]

does anyone else get a sense of power from it?


(!)

[RoryMC]

I feel more women think it's something that the "should" do and men actually enjoy doing it.

This is because we think we'll get something in return afterwards.

[Randetica]

I've never done it.

maybe it cheers you up some when i tell you that you have still more penis experience than i

[TimDoolan]

This is all very funny shit.

[cosmo105]

yeah. like you can go sign out and have a burrito, you've finished your shift.

what the fuck was i talking about?

[nodanaonlyzuul]

sometimes I am saddened that I wasn't as good at these things then as I am now.

But A for effort I suppose. I knew the recipe, and kept practicing the execution.

[mickill]

what the fuck was i talking about?

Describing oral using some kind of strange hispanic slang?

[mickill]

sometimes I am saddened that I wasn't as good at these things then as I am now.

But A for effort I suppose. I knew the recipe, and kept practicing the execution.

Whoa, what's with the name?

[Echewta]

This thread sucks.

[paul jones]

I wonder when blowjobs first started?

It must have been early on in civilisation as they didn't have internet then

[monkey]

i just had a guy BEG me to give him head. i have to say, it felt so good to deny him. and then i just explained as "it'll blow your head away, you just have some patience." dude. it was awesome.

p.s: bonobos give each other head for funs.

[ET]

Ahaha, I remember this.

It's impossible for me to get off this way. Never happened. I mean I enjoy it but maybe I've just dated people with strengths in other areas. It's an open challenge.

[Bob]

sometimes i forget how regularly normal people get blowjobs. you jerks take it for granted i bet.

[DipDipDive]

Ahaha, I remember this.

It's impossible for me to get off this way. Never happened. I mean I enjoy it but maybe I've just dated people with strengths in other areas. It's an open challenge.

Interesting. My dating history/friendships with dudes has lead me to the conclusion that this act is only really enjoyable when performed by someone who actually enjoys doing it. Otherwise it's boring and goes nowhere. Fact?

AND, should I actually believe the dude who told me I was the first person he had been with who was able to...uh...complete the job? I thought he was just trying to be polite and flattering, but maybe it was true.

[TurdBerglar]

it's very difficult for me to finish if im not in control

[DipDipDive]

So tell her what to do differently, you silly asshole!

I find this "not being able to cum from head" business quite flabbergasting. Can you gentlemen please elaborate on why this is the case for you?

[Kid Presentable]

So tell her what to do differently, you silly asshole!

I find this "not being able to cum from head" business quite flabbergasting. Can you gentlemen please elaborate on why this is the case for you?

Because they just want to fuck a warm skull.

Me, I'm so flattered by the offer of the act it's impossible to not enjoy actually getting a blowie. If I'm having a hard time getting off (and it's not really an issue) I just think about all the ladycrotch I'm about to get in face first as I return the favour in a big way. I am embarassingly into giving women oral, and it's never been unwelcome. You know?

[Echewta]

if the technique isnt right and Im not into it, then it wont happen.

[DipDipDive]

Because they just want to fuck a warm skull.

Eh, I don't buy it. I enjoy receiving oral because it's completely different than receiving the bone. Doesn't the same go for a blow job? Isn't the fun in the fact that it's not like fucking? The variations of sensation make it a different experience altogether? Am I off base here?


Me, I'm so flattered by the offer of the act it's impossible to not enjoy actually getting a blowie. If I'm having a hard time getting off (and it's not really an issue) I just think about all the ladycrotch I'm about to get in face first as I return the favour in a big way. I am embarassingly into giving women oral, and it's never been unwelcome. You know?

Yes yes, I do know. Good man!

[Kid Presentable]

Eh, I don't buy it. I enjoy receiving oral because it's completely different than receiving the bone. Doesn't the same go for a blow job? Isn't the fun in the fact that it's not like fucking? The variations of sensation make it a different experience altogether? Am I off base here?


I was just mucking around with the warm skull shit.

The fun for me is that it's not like normal, polite behaviour. I quite like the duplicity and duality of our public selves and sexual selves. Plus when the latter has been revealed, it's nice to look for hints of it in the former. Too cerebral?

[DipDipDive]

I was just mucking around with the warm skull shit.

The fun for me is that it's not like normal, polite behaviour. I quite like the duplicity and duality of our public selves and sexual selves. Plus when the latter has been revealed, it's nice to look for hints of it in the former. Too cerebral?

Not at all. It's a whole different world behind closed doors. Those glimpses of the private mingling with the public make you realize how special it is that you get to see the side that most people don't.

[Adam]

I'm the opposite to turd - I can cum a lot easier if some1 is basically fucking me. So always on a BJ - I'm nice though, I let her know before I start to come because I know some really don't like it in their mouth - but I'm not too up on the protocol thinking about it.

[ericlee]

I was shy for girls to go down on me because I have a very wide penis.

It was like I was almost afraid for them to try but they did anyway and I'd hear them gagging, which made me want to gag.

[ET]

I find this "not being able to cum from head" business quite flabbergasting. Can you gentlemen please elaborate on why this is the case for you?

Don't know. I really like it too. Maybe I'm just used to being in control. Not that it's something I go for, it just happens that way.

And I know someone who really enjoys giving it. She had to stop because her jaw was hurting. So I think the guy you mentioned wasn't lying.

[kaiser soze]

I've only know two women who could do it exceptionally well

the others were ok

[TurdBerglar]

So tell her what to do differently, you silly asshole!

I find this "not being able to cum from head" business quite flabbergasting. Can you gentlemen please elaborate on why this is the case for you?

i just can't seem to finish unless im in control. i mean it's not set in stone but it can become very frustrating. they just seem to grow tired and a set of swollen and raw lips.

even sex wise. ifi the girl is on top i can't finish unless i hold her backside down and trust myself.

head does feel really fucking good. different than sex. it's like you melt away into whatever you're laying/siting on. almost like a dream state. it's just difficult for me to finish that way...

[paul jones]

head does feel really fucking good. different than sex. it's like you melt away into whatever you're laying/siting on. almost like a dream state. it's just difficult for me to finish that way...

you been hanging out with STING ?

[DipDipDive]

i just can't seem to finish unless im in control. i mean it's not set in stone but it can become very frustrating. they just seem to grow tired and a set of swollen and raw lips.

even sex wise. ifi the girl is on top i can't finish unless i hold her backside down and trust myself.

head does feel really fucking good. different than sex. it's like you melt away into whatever you're laying/siting on. almost like a dream state. it's just difficult for me to finish that way...

I guess I understand. Everyone needs things to be done right to get theirs, I suppose I just assumed that since guys have less complicated machinery than chicks, it would be easier for them to climax from oral sex.

[monkey]

let's talk about the balls. yay? nay?

[DipDipDive]

let's talk about the balls. yay? nay?

GREAT IDEA!!!

I know you're addressing your question to the fellas, but I would like to state for the record that I'm open to either yay or nay. :cool:

[Bob]

GREAT IDEA!!!

I know you're addressing your question to the fellas, but I would like to state for the record that I'm open to either yay or nay. :cool:

wait, when did i say the thing in your signature

also, just so i'm not off topic tickle my nuts

[monkey]

i really like balls. i dont have penis envy, but i got a little ball envy. they're so much fun.

[DipDipDive]

wait, when did i say the thing in your signature

also, just so i'm not off topic tickle my nuts

You said it in the "going down on a girl" thread. It's a vintage gem.

*tickles*

[Bob]

You said it in the "going down on a girl" thread. It's a vintage gem.

*tickles*

what was i doing in that thread?

or this one, for that matter

[DipDipDive]

i really like balls. i dont have penis envy, but i got a little ball envy. they're so much fun.

Okay, can you explain this? Most of my lady friends seem to really enjoy balls, which I don't totally understand. I mean, I don't have anything against them, the reactions playing with them conjure are certainly entertaining, but beyond that, what's the appeal?

[DipDipDive]

what was i doing in that thread?

or this one, for that matter

In the other one, your balls were getting blue. In this one, your balls are getting tickled.

[ET]

let's talk about the balls. yay? nay?

Yeah, that is definitely encouraged when you mix it up w/head. Recommended would buy again. (y)(y)(y)

[monkey]

Okay, can you explain this? Most of my lady friends seem to really enjoy balls, which I don't totally understand. I mean, I don't have anything against them, the reactions playing with them conjure are certainly entertaining, but beyond that, what's the appeal?

ball appeal... i dont know. they feel like those japanese stress balls, you have to handle them gently, they react when you touch them, they're warm and not squishy, they're just.... nice. there's something terribly powerful about having a man by his balls too. they have to trust you with it, cause you could hurt the dude.

i just always wondered if men found ball play arousing. and not just cause we're in the general vicinity of the dick. does ball play hold its own?

[Adam]

ball play = good!

[na§tee]

i really want to update my facebook status to "claire stewart really enjoys balls"

[ET]

Do it!

[monkey]

i really want to update my facebook status to "claire stewart really enjoys balls"

i'll do it if you do it. hahahahahahahahahah

[na§tee]

haha, DONE!

[TurdBerglar]

i hate my balls being touched


i have sensitive balls!


jesus, i sound like a pain

[Audio.]

ball play = good!

QFT

[checkyourprez]

man do i love my prostate milked durning a good blow blob.


prostate milking described by a humorous gay man. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliwqCT4FC4)

[checkyourprez]

BBB you might want to earmuff yourself for that one^.

[Bob]

something about the phrase "prostate milking" just isn't doing it for me. i don't think i would want to drink prostate milk

[DipDipDive]

i hate my balls being touched


i have sensitive balls!


jesus, i sound like a pain

No worries, a lot of dudes don't like it.

Also, I busted out some creamy chip dip a few minutes ago and was planning on enjoying it while internetting. It will be promptly put away thanks to the past couple posts.

[Bob]

No worries, a lot of dudes don't like it.

Also, I busted out some creamy chip dip a few minutes ago and was planning on enjoying it while internetting. It will be promptly put away thanks to the past couple posts.

you wouldn't drink prostate milk either? understandable

[paul jones]

I'm going down stairs to watch the last 4 episodes of season 6 of Seinfeld with cups of tea and cornettos(y)

[mikizee]

yep, ball play = good

[checkyourprez]

No worries, a lot of dudes don't like it.

Also, I busted out some creamy chip dip a few minutes ago and was planning on enjoying it while internetting. It will be promptly put away thanks to the past couple posts.

ill take pleasure in that.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

Whoa, what's with the name?

see Dr. Peter Venkman thread :P

[AceFace]

i voted and i must say that i used to not like it very much but boy have i grown to really really love it! it's sexy and fun and i have ALL the power! it's def a favorite of mine and my husboo.

[mickill]

see Dr. Peter Venkman thread :P

I'll call you Dana for short ;b

[weez]

swallow, yes. ball play, meh, it's ok. doesn't really do much for me. working on it, though.

[Yetra Flam]

husboo?

[AceFace]

he's my husband and my boo. so he's my husboo.

[afronaut]

i do it because i love it.

[Yetra Flam]

whats a boo?

[Bob]

my nuts

[Kid Presentable]

Knock Knock

[mikizee]

boo

[marsdaddy]

...when it can't really work the other way around.Douche?

[Echewta]

wow

[Belt Parkway]

Do the ladies require a clean shave?

[Randetica]

i dont, just trim

[DipDipDive]

The area should definitely be manscaped. Completely shaved is a little weird to me.

[mikizee]

I completely shave because I don't have a set of clippers, only a razor. So shaved it is. I have noticed a girl seems to be more willing to deep throat and suck the balls if everythings smooth. Which is entirely a good thing.

[Randetica]

The area should definitely be manscaped. Completely shaved is a little weird to me.

indeed