Typing "Snooker Cue" Into Google Images..

[Big Gus]

So I was thinking of buying my 6 year-old nephew a snooker cue for christmas. He's been enjoying some visits to the local Snooker Hall with me recently.

He's only little so I knew I'd have to get a smaller cue for him, so I did a search on google to see whats available for kids....

Fuck me I was expecting pictures of John Virgo, Alex "Hurricane" Higgins and Steve Davis, not what I saw...

It's shit when Google goes wrong....

[Dorothy Wood]

GUS!!!!!!!!

FUCK! MY EYES! :(

[Pres Zount]

"snooker cue, snooker cue, hmm what's big gus on about? snooker cue, snooker OH CHRIST" *CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE*

[Big Gus]

Oh yeah, snooker is like "intelligent pool" for anyone not aware....

It's not my fucking fault I was only trying do some research on a decent Xmas gift for a 6 year old. :(

[Pres Zount]

never trust the internet.

or


turn safe search on high

[ericlee]

Some static started in the pool hall

Saw a motherfucker with a cue stick in his balls.

Holy shit, that looks like it hurt.

Edit: An 11-year old boy presented to Accident Department with a snooker injury to his scrotum sustained by falling off a high chair onto the cue tip. There was no history of any fight or suspicious intent.

On arrival, he was alert and fully conscious. No other injury was identified. He was haemodynamically stable and was covered for tetanus.

[Caribou]

:eek: OMGWTFOUCHBBQ! :eek:

I actually had to look a couple of times before I could see what it was inserted to. eww eww eww!!!!

[Bob]

hmm is this some kind of new fetish or OH FUCK

[Big Gus]

An 11-year old boy presented to Accident Department with a snooker injury to his scrotum sustained by falling off a high chair onto the cue tip. There was no history of any fight or suspicious intent.


Is this the report from whatever the hell was in that picture???

Eh?

11 year olds in a high chair? How high was it to spear yourself on a 4 foot fairly blunt wooden thing...

[jackrock]

I'm never playing pool again.

[ericlee]

Is this the report from whatever the hell was in that picture???

Eh?

11 year olds in a high chair? How high was it to spear yourself on a 4 foot fairly blunt wooden thing...

Yeah, it seems like some kind of doctor's discussion. I'd go back and read into it more but, everytime I see that pic my groin starts hurting.

[Pres Zount]

I can alsmost smell the copious sweat eminating from the father of the child that got speared

"eerr, yeah. He fell of a chair onto it. It was a high chair. You gotta believe me doc! She's not going to take me back this time!" :(

[Big Gus]

Maybe he was trying to pull off a difficult trick shot?

[Pres Zount]

haha

[Otis Driftwood]

Maybe he was trying to pull off a difficult trick shot?
The snooker cue pogo stick dance routine?

[Junker]

Oh fuck! :eek: :eek: :eek: