View Full Version : turns out part time gf = good dancer
skra75
12-04-2006, 04:30 PM
yep. I'm diggin it. She's pretty much awesome in the sack too. and she calls me "the mayor" in spanish. and she loves sneakers. I'm not sure how I can lose in the relationship. I've decided to stick around.
b i o n i c
12-04-2006, 04:33 PM
she calls you "alcalde"?
she dances. she's hot. she humps. does she cook?
go for it.
Dr Deaf
12-04-2006, 04:34 PM
yep. I'm diggin it. She's pretty much awesome in the sack too. and she calls me "the mayor" in spanish. and she loves sneakers. I'm not sure how I can lose in the relationship. I've decided to stick around.
mayor in spanish is win. give her the key to the city, but to the lesser used back gate for increased non-chalance.
oh you can lose, be patient.
:cool:
skra75
12-04-2006, 04:34 PM
Sí, she cooks awesome fucking food. I can't describe it, it's awesome.
b i o n i c
12-04-2006, 04:36 PM
you should talk to human resources about moving her from part time to full time, if not permanent with benefits, see if you can arrange her as a temp-to-perm depending on performance
skra75
12-04-2006, 04:36 PM
Is it a racist comment to say that all spanish girls are great in the sack?
the ones I've been with have been class-a every time.
skra75
12-04-2006, 04:37 PM
you should talk to human resources about moving her from part time to full time, if not permanent with benefits, see if you can arrange her as a temp-to-perm depending on performance
LOLZ HUMAN RESOURSESZ
Dr Deaf
12-04-2006, 04:45 PM
Is it a racist comment to say that all spanish girls are great in the sack?
i heard its okay to generalize if it's got a positive spin.
asian = artimetic pros
black doods = huge dongs
etc.
you're good.
monkey
12-04-2006, 04:52 PM
Is it a racist comment to say that all spanish girls are great in the sack?
i would have agree, so, no. :cool:
skra: im glad things are sorta working out. take it slow and enjoy yourself! (maybe get her to teach you a few key spanish words)
venusvenus123
12-04-2006, 04:55 PM
lucky skra :)
Drederick Tatum
12-04-2006, 05:02 PM
yeah backwoods, give her the key to your lesser used 'back gate' lolz
HEIRESS
12-04-2006, 05:11 PM
HIS ESPAN-HOLE!
skra75
12-05-2006, 09:11 AM
Har har har realllll funny.
HEIRESS
12-05-2006, 09:27 AM
:o
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