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Lo_Lyfe
12-04-2006, 06:11 PM
for twolips body an her skin tone. but i need some advice

those other mb couples howd you get the bytch to agree to meet up? did you proimise money or send pictures that werent actually you. i axed for her address so i can turn up at her house

hey tulips hey tulips this is more than a cruuuuush

genocide lyfe
ampm
12-04-2006, 06:14 PM
When I first met my girlfriend off of the Laura Brannigan message board it was at a Blimpies.
Lo_Lyfe
12-04-2006, 06:15 PM
When I first met my girlfriend off of the Laura Brannigan message board it was at a Blimpies.
you catch her atfer work?
ampm
12-04-2006, 06:15 PM
you catch her atfer work?

Actually, she's on the dole.
Lo_Lyfe
12-04-2006, 06:19 PM
bob dole?
ampm
12-04-2006, 06:20 PM
bob dole?

Not quite.
ericlee
12-04-2006, 06:20 PM
Lo_Twolips. Should we just call you b.j.?
Lo_Lyfe
12-04-2006, 06:22 PM
im the motherfukker that could be wif yooouuuuu

deep inside your pelvis you can feeeeeeel it toooooooo

waitin on the line aw WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIITIN ON THE LINE

jus to be the one that fuukks wit chu
ampm
12-04-2006, 06:22 PM
im the motherfukker that could be wif yooouuuuu

deep inside your pelvis you can feeeeeeel it toooooooo

waitin on the line aw WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIITIN ON THE LINE

jus to be the one that fuukks wit chu


Oh my.
Lo_Lyfe
12-04-2006, 06:25 PM
Oh my.
not u homo

thaT was for my boo my twolips
ampm
12-04-2006, 06:35 PM
not u homo

thaT was for my boo my twolips

Oh I know.
Lo_Lyfe
12-04-2006, 06:36 PM
why aint she postin? i followed her round, i kno shes on here
Lo_Lyfe
12-05-2006, 02:49 AM
bump this shyt for u fukks. never been in love before so you all jealous
Lo_Lyfe
12-05-2006, 02:52 AM
like aragorn im a known strider inside her
paranormally stimulated like slimer in yo vagina
got me pimpin out my warhammer 2K collection
used lead base dlove paints upon my steel'd erection
Pres Zount
12-05-2006, 06:40 AM
lo_lyfe; your poetry is fantastic.

to get with my current, I just constanly sent her pm's telling her that we should be together. she was annoyed as hell after a few months, but eventually she agreed to 'just be friends'.

That was stage one completed.

Stage two involved eliminating opponents, solidifying ground gained, and more annoying pm's letter's and house calls.

good luck.

she must be worth it
Otis Driftwood
12-05-2006, 06:55 AM
like aragorn im a known strider inside her
paranormally stimulated like slimer in yo vagina
got me pimpin out my warhammer 2K collection
used lead base dlove paints upon my steel'd erection

I'm disappointed, you are no low life, you just play one on WOW or some shit internerd-game. (n)