POST HERE AND ILL POST SOME RHYMES ABOUT YOU

[g-mile7]

yea

[cosmo105]

ME ME ME!

[Lo_Lyfe]

do it mayne

[Caribou]

yaaayuh! Gimme dat isht.

[na§tee]

i've had rhymes video-ed for me already but :cool: let's do it again. heehee!

[g-mile7]

this one's called "while steger watches"

steger watching me undress you with my mouth
king of hearts calling out "off with her blouse"
i'd have to do something fast to tame that ruby-red ass
on an ivory throne, your knees like porsalien glass
tear that tush in half, desert rain pouring on you
original man shot for the sun and cosmo i adore you, dora
i map out on that ass i want to explore you
under the gauze of night, my wet willow, my dick will destroy you

[ericlee]

ericlee rhymes with pee so yeah, go ahead.

[ggirlballa]

me please

[cookiepuss]

represent

[QueenAdrock]

POST!

[zorra_chiflada]

this might be cool

[mickill]

this one's called "while steger watches"

steger watching me undress you with my mouth
king of hearts calling out "off with her blouse"
i'd have to do something fast to tame that ruby-red ass
on an ivory throne, your knees like porsalien glass
tear that tush in half, desert rain pouring on you
original man shot for the sun and cosmo i adore you, dora
i map out on that ass i want to explore you
under the gauze of night, my wet willow, my dick will destroy you

Daaaammm son. Is this rap or rape?

[g-mile7]

do it mayne

lo lyfe kicked down the door now he's sexing your wife
and cosmo at the same time sipping on miller lite
in bathrobe, strobe light, steger watching all night
plowing and gliding until the day hangs high
do em in the bath and then bang them dry
he'll beat the shit out a nigga until he cant speak right
murder your baby's, suck his dick cos he say so
hang your mother out the window when he's on that yayo

[g-mile7]

that last one was called "strait murderin babies and shit"

[na§tee]

Daaaammm son. Is this rap or rape?
eeheheheh. funniez. lol. ow.
yeah g, that's pretty obscene. you're like fucking cosmo from behind and then jizzing all over her back calling her dora while steger watches. fabulous! (y)

[mickill]

And then he kills/destroys her at the end. COT DAM!

[zorra_chiflada]

i think it's auton

[na§tee]

her corpse is lying in the moonlight drenched in his come, too!

[kleptomaniac]

*posts*

[mickill]

Oh, nevermind. It's just Auton dressing up as g-mile again. He's an actual rapist.

[na§tee]

Ohhhh. Gutted :(

i still want my obscene rhyme though. i want it to be the, uh, obscen-y-ist.

[g-mile7]

yaaayuh! Gimme dat isht.

i don't know you so i'm going to post some rhymes about drinking milk

it's called

"drinking milk"

drinking milk on my sofa at a half past nine
cosmo suckin my dick while i relax my mind
this was some tasty ass milk for only 1.99 at two gallons
i mixed some hersheys in a cup for Alan
that's my little brother. he likes milk too
take away milk from that nigga, and he'll kill you
i like milk with oreos or teddy grahams
you cant fuck with a god with a glass in his hands
cereal's bomb too, and i dont mean to alarm you
but i eat pickles with milk like cosmo taught me too
i drink yoo hoo sometimes, but hershey's my shit
nothing makes a nigga feel better than creamy chocolate mix

[mickill]

I think Auton's seriously lubing and probing his groin to this now. It's like he's actually 100% serious now.

[na§tee]

haha. just wait for mine. i'm next. i want it dirrrty. x-tina style. dirtier! shock me, buddy.

[ggirlballa]

haha. just wait for mine. i'm next. i want it dirrrty. x-tina style. dirtier! shock me, buddy.

full on date rape

[HEIRESS]

GIMME GIMME GIMME!

[Loppfessor]

Me next

[Chicka B]

...and then me!

[kleptomaniac]

Me next

post 6000, baby! :p

[Auton]

I think Auton's seriously lubing and probing his groin to this now. It's like he's actually 100% serious now.

eh, fine have it your way.

end of thread, everyone can thank mike the party pooper.

[cookiepuss]

dag-nab-it!:mad:

[ggirlballa]

i think g-mile got writer's block now

[mickill]

SORRY ED. MY BAD.

Please don't hold me responsible for destroying the thread.

[zorra_chiflada]

that was my fault, sorry. should have kept my mouth shut. :/

[mickill]

Maybe I can force you out of retirement. Here, answer my BATtELZ RAPz:

Envision what's happening right now at Auton's house
picture him sittin there in his mom's cotton blouse
wearing control tops, a choker and maybe horns,
earrings and some gold socks, stroking his baby corn

[g-mile7]

alright it's REAL g-mile this time. stay tuned ;)

[cosmo105]

way to ruin something beautiful and special mike. why don't you saw off a unicorn's horn while you're at it? why not just put a fucking rainbow in a jar?

[ToucanSpam]

Ha, this ought to be mildly entertaining.

[befsquire]

i'd like an awesome rhyme about me, please.

[vickista]

i want a rhyme!!:p

[g-mile7]

i've had rhymes video-ed for me already but :cool: let's do it again. heehee!
§ex drugs Na§tee in my tub/
Co§mo inside my §in I lick them till they bu§t/
Love,well Im coo' off that/
Feel§ like Gun Shot§ goin off when I hit u from the back/
Inge§t my baked good§, full of protien§ and nutrient§/
Vitamin "G", spot on when I §uck yo juicene§§/
Oh u will feel it, Co§mo and §arah, wrapped tight/
All y'all can take turns blowin my bagpipes/

[g-mile7]

ericlee rhymes with pee so yeah, go ahead.
Ericlee we be chillin photoshoppin/
Rockin Cosmo wit my gospel till her bongos poppin'/
Yea we be up in Korea, Japan and Sweden/
Why Sweden? Well cuz its all Snow Whites we eatin/
Fryin Cosmo's chicken drinkin Stegars beer/
Dear pass them Buffulo burgers its murder when I smear/
Her wit everclear Ericlee pees on tha comp./
Cums 2 givin girls pleasure he always goes CHOMP!/

[g-mile7]

me please
G 2 the balla I'd call U but damn/
U aint even as old as the Gods left hand/
Damn baby your just a baby/
Might dress like Kelly but I cant piss on yo belly lady/
You 18 yet? Where yo pic 4 a sample ask my Cozzie see/
I be foldin dem legs mo den Oragami/
Strongly the God Body is like a 12 gauge shottie/
Gotti boy annoy alias Ciaobellas wit my Toffee/
U can try my coffee in the twilight of yo life/
Ask Cosmo,when she turned 16 I gave her my pipe/

[g-mile7]

represent
Oooo wats in a name well two my fav games/
Cookies and puss always a good exchange/
And how the God likes his Coco chips is smooth as silk/
Damn U got the jugs and dez cookies need sum milk/
Cosmo wanted me 2 share and I was like trick please/
Get taste of real chocalate Wonka got the thick deeds/
Ima str8 West Coast ya in Santa Rosa/
Its Sucide Girl when I stroke ya/

[g-mile7]

POST!
The Queen of scream as u cream ln yo sheets/
Either verbal or strokin U I will make U skeet/
Queen was always seen givin good brain in college/
Brett might be droppinscience but Im droppin KNOWLEDGE/
All this good lovin shakin as I add rock/
To the locks she got shinnin from my black pot/
Cosmo can tell u bout that jawlock, its top service/
Always donatin soul food 2 those malnurious/

Some dat goood lovin'

[g-mile7]

this might be cool
Zorra I adore ya Pres knows how I shoot/
U and my girl Cosmo aka Dora, my monkey knocks her "Boots"/
I call u my news always givin me head-lines/
"Zorra tapped hard" film at a quatar to 9/
Like Queen give me some brain, call it lobotomy/
Bout to teach Jess the true meanin off Cosmotology/
Big Booty Z I like em dark, and U must love it a whole load/
Baby Im dark where me 4 your clothes/

[g-mile7]

*posts*
Klepto lets go rob Cosmos crib/
Get rid of Stegar cuz his baby got my bib/
Instrumental style,Klepto we gangsta Cosmo in tha rental/
Lovin dat pink, smooth as Pepto/
Its the time of the year when gangstas feel Jolly/
All mighty wit the stamina to make her go good golly!/
Klepto pardon dez fools who dont know/
How gangstas roll up dem trees of Indo/

[mikizee]

ok me now

[g-mile7]

GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Im inside yo room, candles lit in a circle/
Smell of lavander Ima smoke yo purple/
Its cold outside, come lay next to tha King/
Spring a leak, Ima teach U why the Cosmos sing/
Yo lips, the shape is like so erotic/
Drippin wet wit the sweetest of my tonic/
Cosmo enjoys how the G's rhymin'/
Stuff U so full of "coal" u'll spit out diamonds/

[g-mile7]

Me next
Down in the South like Im down in Cosmos mouth/
Down in Louisiana, smokin bama by the ounce/
U bring the gangsta, me? The rhymes/
And Im sure Cosmo will bring the moonshine/
These Days of our Lives call me Commander Carver/
8O's style smokin Glo Worms, that Antonio Tarver/
Diggin into the Secret Garden, Lopps got a bargain/
Lettin dem hoes know he's Jim Jones Ballin!/

[g-mile7]

...and then me!
Chicka what, Chicka Who?/
Chicka puffs, Chicka blew/
Who knew how she be tight as spandex/
Makin Cosmo spring dat Atlantis/
Chicka B so naughty with the Don/
Call her my nerd,she always downloadin my roms/
Gone wit the wind, catch yo breath/
Long 4 my skin, scrap yo dress/

[g-mile7]

Maybe I can force you out of retirement.Here, answer my BATtELZ RAPz:
Envision what's happening right now at Auton's house
picture him sittin there in his mom's cotton blouse
wearing control tops, a choker and maybe horns,earrings and some gold socks, stroking his baby corn
Envision Mike in his home, he is all alone/
Then ring ring, pick up Mike theres someone on the phone/
Its yo life, but wait how is this so?/
How can it be I thought it was the message board/

And u got dial up son

[g-mile7]

way to ruin something beautiful and special mike. why don't you saw off a unicorn's horn while you're at it? why not just put a fucking rainbow in a jar?
Baby shhhh u'll wake tha Stegar ;)

[g-mile7]

Ha, this ought to be mildly entertaining.
You engender everything bipolar on this board/
Everyone takes turns "beating on you" your the neighborhood whore/
F*** you, "whaaa I'm Fatter/
How can I be you G and have Cosmo on my baby batter"/
Laughter wouldnt do this joke justice people/
How can he be hard and cry for that young girl Emo/
I get "drunk" and post want to be hard ass comments/
But my bellys made of Jelly, my names Toucan.Nonsense/
Mildly Entertaining? Definition of Pat

[Lex Diamonds]

Yo gmile, break me off some real muthaphukkin G shit ya hurr.

[g-mile7]

i'd like an awesome rhyme about me, please.
Beth raisin' dem future thugs Dr. forgive a G/
But the Beth always quik 2 "git me off" Scott free/
She loves the juice like the anconda in Cosmos apple/
In dem jails I taught her how 2 braid my afro/
Playin Scrable and shit, politicin wit her Chitlens/
Itchin 4 my baby powder to soothe dat kitten/
Pistol whip and prosecute me/
Electrecute G wit yo energies/

[g-mile7]

i want a rhyme!!:p
So we in my kitchen, right? You ask whats 4 breakfast/
I then "whip" somethin up to leave u breathless/
U look divine, Ima feed U cheap wine/
While Im still tappin Cosmo from behind/
Grind it up like coffee beans from Columbia/
Feel that? Yea now Im 'uckin ya/
Oooo u like raw as eggs/
Leave u like Cosmo U cant feel her legs/

[vickista]

So we in my kitchen, right? You ask whats 4 breakfast/
I then "whip" somethin up to leave u breathless/
U look divine, Ima feed U cheap wine/
While Im still tappin Cosmo from behind/
Grind it up like coffee beans from Columbia/
Feel that? Yea now Im 'uckin ya/
Oooo u like raw as eggs/
Leave u like Cosmo U cant feel her legs/


haha YAY! that was awesome!:D (y)

i like how ggirl is just a baby & yet its ok to fuck me. lol

[Lex Diamonds]

haha YAY! that was awesome!:D (y)

i like how ggirl is just a baby & yet its ok to fuck me. lol
It's not OK.

[vickista]

It's not OK.


i know that, but did u read his rhyme?

[g-mile7]

ok me now
See mikizee hooked me up wit some ill music/
Used dem beats to beat Cosmos guts str8 foolish/
Im not racist Q is, sayin people love only cuz Im black/
hahaha dez hoes loves me cause of what I pack/
Nap sacks I wrap snacks like M to the E/
See me, Crikey, downunda Cosmo's knees/
Kill dez whack mouse trap playin kids friend/
Show dem why money and yo name both start wit M/

[g-mile7]

Yo gmile, break me off some real muthaphukkin G shit ya hurr.
Yo Padster I had to answer wit gangsta rhymes/
Dimes love my Shaolin style, these wankstas die/
Ima git this sticky, "blow it" high like Cosmo/
Makin dat dough that sticks to ribs like Waffles/
Cuttin dat pie 5 ways, this is how its done/
Get in my way, and you'll git the bubble yum/
Why is it the hard headed never learn/
Padster learn from me how 2 do a burn/

[Lex Diamonds]

Chuuuch!

[Tone Capone]

Hook me up brother! (y)

[mikizee]

See mikizee hooked me up wit some ill music/
Used dem beats to beat Cosmos guts str8 foolish/
Im not racist Q is, sayin people love only cuz Im black/
hahaha dez hoes loves me cause of what I pack/
Nap sacks I wrap snacks like M to the E/
See me, Crikey, downunda Cosmo's knees/
Kill dez whack mouse trap playin kids friend/
Show dem why money and yo name both start wit M/

ok yeah that was pretty good.

ok heres mine..

sittin in my chair perusin the board
thinkin of the food i could eat if i could afford
noticed g's written rhymes about me, what a trooper
hes the coolest black guy ive met since i wuz hangin with mr cooper
see, cuz this dude's got style, tho im sure its a little rough,
knowing that its the aussies round here who are really fuckin tough.
you dudes might have invented the beat, the rhyme, the sizzle and the flow,
but now its our turn to shine, so now u gots to go.
this line doesnt rhyme.
peace.

[icy manipulator]

you best

[Yorkshire~Rose]

It's my birthday today. You know i deserve one. (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

haha cosmo in each one

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm sick. I need mad raps to decongest the schnozzzzzzz.

[ericlee]

Ericlee we be chillin photoshoppin/
Rockin Cosmo wit my gospel till her bongos poppin'/
Yea we be up in Korea, Japan and Sweden/
Why Sweden? Well cuz its all Snow Whites we eatin/
Fryin Cosmo's chicken drinkin Stegars beer/
Dear pass them Buffulo burgers its murder when I smear/
Her wit everclear Ericlee pees on tha comp./
Cums 2 givin girls pleasure he always goes CHOMP!/

ewwww, tofu chicken? That beer better be daaamn good, Stegar!

[Yeti]

Kick it g-mile.

[cosmo105]

haha cosmo in each one
i'm touched. :cool:

[na§tee]

you're more than touched, honey. you're thrust-upon and fucked and sucked and come all over!

p.s. i like-d mine a lot! lots of charmappage! (y)

§ex drugs Na§tee in my tub/
Co§mo inside my §in I lick them till they bu§t/
Love,well Im coo' off that/
Feel§ like Gun Shot§ goin off when I hit u from the back/
Inge§t my baked good§, full of protien§ and nutrient§/
Vitamin "G", spot on when I §uck yo juicene§§/
Oh u will feel it, Co§mo and §arah, wrapped tight/
All y'all can take turns blowin my bagpipes/

[afronaut]

do it

[beastieangel01]

rock!

[DroppinScience]

Holla!

[b i o n i c]

challah bread!

[Genocide Tulips]

Hit me.

[adam_f]

Hell yeah

[g-mile7]

Hook me up brother! (y)
Tone Capone, Ima git dome from Cosmo
Introduce her to my wallabee like my names Rocko
Apostle we be black let Q get slow
Im sure his punk ass is like I already know
Oh poor whitey, these people already die slow
How we go 2 the pubs drinkin dem hydros
International pimpin, Cosmo from my room is limpin
Droppin dem panties the defination of cotton pickin

[g-mile7]

you best

Alright this is going to be some story' telling

I was walking in the dessert in the noonday sun
When I came across a dervish, I was out on the run
He was three feet tall, a turban sat on his head
Cosmo sucking him off, between his knotted ol legs
He had a forty foot beard rapped around a tree
Seated by a pool, cooling off with palmtree leaves
And as far as I could see it was only he and me
And cosmo, how did he survive with no food to eat?
I said 'dervish, dervish help me fix my problems'
He said "ill send you to this dude i know, and he'll solve em"
So he sent me to this dude named icy manipulator
He had glad-bags on his hands and boots made out of alligator
With a paper mask on he said "sit on my cutting table"
Pulled out pair of plyers, duck tape, and barbed wire
Next thing i know when i awake i'm some sort of machine
Icy M. the rap surgeon carving flesh into dreams

[g-mile7]

It's my birthday today. You know i deserve one. (y)

I was pricked by a thorn on a Yorkshire Rose
With a smile so bright it blinds men in Cairo
Hair like fine silk, in ev-e-ning type gowns
Sophisticated, funny lady, be my guide round town
Show me all the ill spots, Ive never been here before, I'm nervous
Happy Birthday! you DID deserve it
I got two lines left so i better make it last
I fucked cosmo from behind, she died, and i laughed

[jlees_mcsd]

You don't know me, so I won't get one but you don't have to kick it about milk or anything, I'm just enjoying this thread!

[g-mile7]

^ SOOTY

love that bear :)

But do you love it bare? i'll put your legs in the air if you ask
Meet g-mile, I'm here to put a smile on that ass
I put the meat in your pie, between your legs and theighs
I'm tappin that behind like Gregory Hines
So open wide like Cos, the ships ready 2 dock
Put some Vandross on, so we dont have 2 talk
Ill be your wildest fantasy' and your reality too
I dont give a god damn if your underaged, boo

[g-mile7]

I'm sick. I need mad raps to decongest the schnozzzzzzz.

Unnffff unnnfff what you say now bitch?
Ill slap that fine ass raw and blow your shit to bits
Pulverize that clit without using my fist
Pound it into fine atoms without using my wrists
Devastate your vagina without using my hips
and Bitch, I'll fuck you dry without using my dick
I'm the cure for the common cold, I make u feel better then.
U and cosmo at the same time, hows that for medicine?

[g-mile7]

One please.

See mute rhyme. See mute play
See mute punk bitch niggas from December to May
See mute fuck mad bitches without having to pay a buck
See mute not use condoms because the nigga dont giiiive a fuck
See mute hold it down from CA to NY
See mute do Cosmo from every possible side
See mute blast a nigga from three miles away
Cmute, a badass 24 hours a day

[g-mile7]

Kick it g-mile.

Ficky-Fick-Fick Fresshhhh up on the stage get ready
Cosmo's throwing them panties at a crazy Yeti
This dude will split your wig on some philospophy tip
You cant get a grip on that funky haiku shit
Droping knowlege on college boys slaying nerds with words
He'll flip a new verb, kicking some fly shit thats absurd
That kid he has will grow up to be Bad ass too
Philosophizing and surprising like his old man do

[Knuckles]

FIVE STAR THREAD!!!!!

[g-mile7]

do it

With some ragity hair and some ragity slang
Afronaut steps out cold dragging his wang
Watermelon type brother wiht his dick in his hand
Miles DAvis LP in the other, signig praise the man
Scenester on the Scene, like out of cosmos dream
At open mic night, acne sucks, put on some cream
Got those scene girls jocking you talking to you
One thing on your mind, and that's cocking, dude

[g-mile7]

rock!

How could I deny a ride on those thieghs, I cry inside
Just thinking about it, pulling down dem pants I cant decide
If i want it from the front, or take it out on your bare butt
Cosmo help me choose, i cant spare a spare nut
Pulling on your hair, takeing it from behind
Now cosmo want attention too, popping that thong, distracting my mind
Take u both at the same time, peaches in cream
Got u propped up in a chair, making ya scream
Cosmo licking her lips BITCH IM BUSY RITE NOW
I'll fuck u 2 later sit your ass back down on the couch!
I'll run a couple of tests to see if BA's all strait
And sure enough I found that your in peak physical shape
Pop a cork off in that ass, your in the bath with your shoes on
Nothing but a pony tail some fake nails and a sports bra
Cosmo jackin off alright Beastie A is asleep
So i ate cos, in return she gave me dome for a week

[Tone Capone]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is awesome:D

[ggirlballa]

G 2 the balla I'd call U but damn/
U aint even as old as the Gods left hand/
Damn baby your just a baby/
Might dress like Kelly but I cant piss on yo belly lady/
You 18 yet? Where yo pic 4 a sample ask my Cozzie see/
I be foldin dem legs mo den Oragami/
Strongly the God Body is like a 12 gauge shottie/
Gotti boy annoy alias Ciaobellas wit my Toffee/
U can try my coffee in the twilight of yo life/
Ask Cosmo,when she turned 16 I gave her my pipe/

<3

[mikizee]

man.... it took me half an hour to write that rhyme for gmile, it was awesome, and no comments at all.

so this is why ive decided to retire from the hip hop business, right when im on top of my game. michael jordan style.

i rule.

[ggirlballa]

ok yeah that was pretty good.

ok heres mine..

sittin in my chair perusin the board
thinkin of the food i could eat if i could afford
noticed g's written rhymes about me, what a trooper
hes the coolest black guy ive met since i wuz hangin with mr cooper
see, cuz this dude's got style, tho im sure its a little rough,
knowing that its the aussies round here who are really fuckin tough.
you dudes might have invented the beat, the rhyme, the sizzle and the flow,
but now its our turn to shine, so now u gots to go.
this line doesnt rhyme.
peace.


this one?

its good, its good

do retirement jay-z style come back every 3 years

[Randetica]

bring it on

[g-mile7]

Holla!
Oh I'll holla, me and Droppin wit asians shootin power/
Shower Cosmo wit my waffle syrup, bet her last bottom dollar/
Bottoms up slut, droppin show dem how its Canada/
Split chicks down the middle Cosmo, I'll banana ya/
Good music he knows he supports the g-mile/
Smackin Cosmos ass black till it shines like vinyl/
Wild, the 3rd Lambert, I talk regal/
Pimpin e-net hoes while takin pictures EMO/

[Tone Capone]

I want another too!!!! :) :D

[g-mile7]

challah bread!
Bread nigga bread bet dem hoes jock/
All and all Cosmo did say she got bionic cock/
So its like were related homie, NYC 2 Cali/
Valley of greenry we smoke badly/
Ask Diddy how we run the city/
Make Cosmo eat bananas and den suck on dem titties/
Taste good dont it, like a banana smoothie/
Bionic supa tonic makin us feel groovy/

[paul jones]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhbooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy(y)

[g-mile7]

Hit me.
This goin be some ill shit son

Yo word is bond son look into Cosmos tender eyes/
Yea its all out war and my GUN fiya will genocide/
Tha tulip of her innocence, shine on playa/
Let me show U how 2 do this str8 nerd slaya/
Say a prayer 4 the other trolls they bout to lay cold/
Creatin Penacillin str8 from mold/
Oh snap look at these whack bastards/
Blast her wit my style leave her white wit plaster/

[g-mile7]

You don't know me, so I won't get one but you don't have to kick it about milk or anything, I'm just enjoying this thread!
Milk good though good 4 yo bones, good 4 yo soul
Good 4 Cosmos body so Ima git her 2 squirt some milk cold
Oh yea I dont know ya but its all good
Hood 2 hood we oldschool str8 up rude
Break it down son break dem pieces
Give props to the Gods and there neices
See milk make u git along maka u git strong
Then U can be like me and give Cosmo long dong

[g-mile7]

Hell yeah
Coal and tires, ashes after fire
A refs attire some electric wires
Penguins panthers rock it well dude
See it inside Cosmo deep in her womb
Night as well as tha moonlight likes it often
Gangstas rock it when its time 4 robbin
What Adam shares in common wit dez items is fact
They all share the same trait and that is BLACK!

[g-mile7]

FIVE STAR THREAD!!!!!
Knux gave my flows props a 5 star thread/
And eurrbody knows Cosmo gave me 5 star head/
Ur the Trey Parker of the board photoshoppin like no other/
If this South Park Im circa 2oo2 Chef and Toucan is Butters/
In more ways then one son you are at the top of the class/
Ima teach Cosmo tha definition of Knucked in the Ass/
Ask them bout my book called the Black Stallion/
And ask them how genuis Ur photoshop skills peels bitches laughin/

[Genocide Tulips]

This goin be some ill shit son

Yo word is bond son look into Cosmos tender eyes/
Yea its all out war and my GUN fiya will genocide/
Tha tulip of her innocence, shine on playa/
Let me show U how 2 do this str8 nerd slaya/
Say a prayer 4 the other trolls they bout to lay cold/
Creatin Penacillin str8 from mold/
Oh snap look at these whack bastards/
Blast her wit my style leave her white wit plaster/

I'm not big on rap, but I have no idea what you just said. And why the fuck do you keep mentioning Cosmo in every single little rap?

[g-mile7]

bring it on
Oh yea U know I regulate all shades all crews/
Cum so much white over u and Cosmo u'll need Selisun Blue/
Or Head, and shoulders lookin fine 4 my stickin/
Lickin yo lips like my glory yo last piece of chicken/
My mission is to bless ur corridors/
Knock the door down wit my lumber I plunder more your shore/
Yea looks like tha S.M Radetica sprung a leak/
U told Cosmo 2 stay your such a freak/

[g-mile7]

I'm not big on rap, but I have no idea what you just said. And why the fuck do you keep mentioning Cosmo in every single little rap?
Well its a board dedicated to tha Beasties/
Who rap and Cosmo well she keeps it greasy/

[Randetica]

rofl (y)

[g-mile7]

I want another too!!!! :) :D
Inside the concrete jungle ho's ET me and phone home
Walk dez means streets and see Tone
In the monsta throne sippin patrone
Yea I spelt it wrong leave tha God tha fuck alone
All through his house only thing stirin' is ho ho hos
Killed Ruldolph and Santa dont come no mo
Stuff Cosmos stockin' wit chocalate 2 delicate to touch
Trick say she love me but I only lust

[g-mile7]

Its chapter 12 in tha Paul Jones and g-mile tale
Inside the harem all we hear is yells
Hark who goes there is what I shout
Its only Cos so good wit the word of mouth
Paul ask them pigeons what time they rock
As dem hoes moved their hands circular like flava flavs clocks
Many of ass was tapped like the finest of oils
Guess u can say 2 tha winners goes tha spoils

[M.C. Guevera]

Ooh, I want one too!

[paulb]

what you got to say dogg.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I was pricked by a thorn on a Yorkshire Rose
With a smile so bright it blinds men in Cairo
Hair like fine silk, in ev-e-ning type gowns
Sophisticated, funny lady, be my guide round town
Show me all the ill spots, Ive never been here before, I'm nervous
Happy Birthday! you DID deserve it
I got two lines left so i better make it last
I fucked cosmo from behind, she died, and i laughed

<3

[Bitchamachacha]

Unnffff unnnfff what you say now bitch?
Ill slap that fine ass raw and blow your shit to bits
Pulverize that clit without using my fist
Pound it into fine atoms without using my wrists
Devastate your vagina without using my hips
and Bitch, I'll fuck you dry without using my dick
I'm the cure for the common cold, I make u feel better then.
U and cosmo at the same time, hows that for medicine?

I don't know what turns me on more.....

You pulverizing my clit or me and Cosmo at the same time...

(y)

[Yeti]

Ficky-Fick-Fick Fresshhhh up on the stage get ready
Cosmo's throwing them panties at a crazy Yeti
This dude will split your wig on some philospophy tip
You cant get a grip on that funky haiku shit
Droping knowlege on college boys slaying nerds with words
He'll flip a new verb, kicking some fly shit thats absurd
That kid he has will grow up to be Bad ass too
Philosophizing and surprising like his old man do

Thanks for the rhyme g-mile and thanks for the panties Cosmo.

[afronaut]

Did gmile just say i have acne?

[Genocide Tulips]

That he did.

I don't know much about rap as I should, but a lot of these are pretty hard to even understand. Are you just throwing random words out and hoping they rhyme?

[g-mile7]

Did gmile just say i have acne?

I woke up in my treehouse, ready 2 face the daily stuggle
And saw Afronaut beating off in the jungle
Wit long greasy hair sitting under the tree
Choking that dick, living naked and free,
But not on my property!U said "there's no point in stopping me!"
U went faster, hurting yourself probably
U looked up, zits shining in the daylight
Mucus and pus run down your chin, what a sight
Taking a shit on my tree was the very last straw
I pored hot tar from my tree, burning your skin raw
Your screaming woke cosmo up, she was sleeping sound
But woke up just in time to watch His Zitness drown

[g-mile7]

That he did.

I don't know much about rap as I should, but a lot of these are pretty hard to even understand. Are you just throwing random words out and hoping they rhyme?

your right you dont know as much about rap as you should

[paul jones]

Its chapter 12 in tha Paul Jones and g-mile tale
Inside the harem all we hear is yells
Hark who goes there is what I shout
Its only Cos so good wit the word of mouth
Paul ask them pigeons what time they rock
As dem hoes moved their hands circular like flava flavs clocks
Many of ass was tapped like the finest of oils
Guess u can say 2 tha winners goes tha spoils

haha!(y) :D

[adam_f]

The greatest thread in the goddamn history of this board. Holy shit, I love it.

[adam_f]

It's lame to do this but I will because I have a ghetto pass and I can't sleep.

g cold slayin suckas like Jack the Ripper
making mc's slip and trip like Jack Tripper
bringing terror to the dome, call him flava flav
exploding in hos like a hand grenade
a thief in the night, he'll steal your wife
divorce you, take half, and start a new life
yo once you go black, you don't go back
your girl must've never ever heard of that
cause g getting paper without making a wager
no gamble needed, no sexual favors
just a fly ass rhyme, ahead of his time
back to the future just to fuck with your mind
that marty mc-fly shit? stuck in your wig
you ain't Michael so don't fuck with the kid

[g-mile7]

Ooh, I want one too!
Sup kid tha word is that we beat em
Treat em 2 that candy like Syke Sweetnam
Skeet rum on Cosmos belly, inside is my jelly
Hitten tha Florida Keys movin jetskis steady
Ready aim fire all this rappin quick
Rhymes dont make sense cause Im on sum Sci Fi shit
Nes quik mix look at how it pours
MC and me hitten dem illegal Cuban whores

[g-mile7]

what you got to say dogg.
Haha my nigga I know U got dem girls
Or woman,Cosmo suckin call tha head peppermint swirl
Ill jersey wearin,beer drinkin homie
Slowly beatin up narks who dont fuckin know B
Kill or B killed my nigga its live or die
Dishonored punks get heads chopped tha way of tha Samurai
I say son U got mad game know how 2 score
Done somethin Im still tryin 2 do on dis message board

[afronaut]

I woke up in my treehouse, ready 2 face the daily stuggle
And saw Afronaut beating off in the jungle
Wit long greasy hair sitting under the tree
Choking that dick, living naked and free,
But not on my property!U said "there's no point in stopping me!"
U went faster, hurting yourself probably
U looked up, zits shining in the daylight
Mucus and pus run down your chin, what a sight
Taking a shit on my tree was the very last straw
I pored hot tar from my tree, burning your skin raw
Your screaming woke cosmo up, she was sleeping sound
But woke up just in time to watch His Zitness drown
Well uh. Okay then, cool.

[g-mile7]

;)

[jlees_mcsd]

Milk good though good 4 yo bones, good 4 yo soul
Good 4 Cosmos body so Ima git her 2 squirt some milk cold
Oh yea I dont know ya but its all good
Hood 2 hood we oldschool str8 up rude
Break it down son break dem pieces
Give props to the Gods and there neices
See milk make u git along maka u git strong
Then U can be like me and give Cosmo long dong


If I had a dong.:p But hey thanks for kinkin it for a stanger. And yes I like milk, but only after co-co pebbles turn it chocolate.
You got Skillz.