ultimatum...ish

[Dorothy Wood]

fuckin, fuck fucks. sooooo, hi, remember Nathan? went to see his band tonight for frees and all our friends were there, blah blah, $1.25 burrs. you know, monday.

I barely talked to him, but at the end of the night, I went over to him to tell him I liked the band poster he had made for some people because it honestly was fucking cool as shit. and he was like, "your hair looks really good tonight, as always". and I was like, "hey! you're not allowed to say those things to me!" and he was like, "I know I know, but it's just so thick and rich" and I was like, "hey!" and I poked him hard! and then he was like, "halloween was so fun, I had so much fun with you, but it was dangerous" and I was like, "uh ya". and then he said he was so glad to see me and he's always afraid that I hate him, and last weekend, he happened to be at the bar where I was meeting friends and his girlfriend was there and it was super awkward and he said, "last saturday, I saw your look of hate" and I was like, "no, it was a look of fear, but I do hate you" and then his roommate (who I'm also friends with) came over and Nathan was like, "doesn't dorothy have the best head of hair in chicago?" and his roommate was like, "yeah, she looks good tonight" and I punched Nathan in the arm and he says to his roommate, "I'm not allowed to say those things to her, when we get drunk, it's dangerous" and I looked at his roommate with wide eyes and then it was all like, CAT'S OUT OF THE BAG. and fuck!

and I was trying to leave, but Nathan's like, "what are you doing? how's work, you still at the frame shop?" and I was like, "I gotta go, I'll see you around" and he was like, "it's so good to see you" and I'm like, "yeah, maybe I'll see you around this weekend" and he was like, "this is dangerous"

and I said, "you need to eliminate the danger, one way or another. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER." with a serious stare. and he said, "I'm working on it."


the fuck. seriously. I want to marry him. is that wrong?

:mad:


like like like like like

[skra75]

sounds like artificial flattery to me, perhaps the guy just really wants to get laid. it's a pretty basic pick up line to compliment a girls hair or to make-fun of her hair. geez, I thought you'd be able to see through that by now dorothy, you playboy.

[afronaut]

Hey! was that you who texted me last night and woke me up? i dont think i know any other kellys.

[Dorothy Wood]

Hey! was that you who texted me last night and woke me up? i dont think i know any other kellys.

yeah! sorry dude!

[Dorothy Wood]

sounds like artificial flattery to me, perhaps the guy just really wants to get laid. it's a pretty basic pick up line to compliment a girls hair or to make-fun of her hair. geez, I thought you'd be able to see through that by now dorothy, you playboy.

no, I know how he feels about me. also, my hair was lookin pretty tight last night.

I just realized that my statement could be taken as sinister. ELIMINATE THE DANGER! KILL HER!

ah, crap. I weren't even that drunk.

[Loppfessor]

fuckin, fuck fucks. sooooo, hi, remember Nathan?

No, and that's where I stopped reading...

[Otis Driftwood]

Eliminate the variables. Kick him in the nuts in front of his gf. Things will become VERY clear then... :)

[Dorothy Wood]

Eliminate the variables. Kick him in the nuts in front of his gf. Things will become VERY clear then... :)

good idea!

I was just surprised that he said something in front of his roommate AND cort heard it too, which means other people heard it. there was a general look of shock on their faces. and cort started saying, "I can't believe that he said that!" and I was like, "shhh, hammmy's right behind us!" and hammmy was like "uhhh, shit" and wide-eyed and I was like, "everyone shhh!" ha. but then hammmy's distaste for me starting to call him hammmy took over and he threatened to murder me and then we all laughed and went home. tsss.

[b i o n i c]

i <3 u sarks.. dont ever stop telling these stories (y) <3<3<3<3

[Otis Driftwood]

Is his gf of the invisible variety?

[Dorothy Wood]

Is his gf of the invisible variety?

nay, I've seen her. she runs in a different crowd. I narrowly escaped meeting her the weekend before last.

[Otis Driftwood]

Then how da f*** you plannin on poisoning her?

[DandyFop]

I love you and I love your stories, but this all makes me sad. "I'm working on it" - COME ON AND WAKE UP DEARIEEE

[Dorothy Wood]

well, he has three options to eliminate the danger:

1. break up with her
2. stop complimenting me and smiling so much when I'm around.
3. stop talking to me completely


honestly, cordo is starting to get mad at me and starting to hate him lots.


I wonder how this is going to end.

[DipDipDive]

Let's just say he does breakup with his girlfiend and the two of you start dating...What are you gonna be thinking about every single time he goes out and you're not with him?

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, I'm sure I'd be a little leary, but we have the same basic friend group. also, I'm the best girl. :cool:

this whole thing is ridiculous. I know this. but I keep trying to shove my feelings away and they just bubble back up. maybe it's because he always smells good. pheromones or something. or the devil.

[afronaut]

i feel a little bit sorry for his girlfriend.





you should bone him.

[cosmo105]

i feel sorry for his girlfriend. dude. the guy's a dickhead for saying shit like that and pulling your heartstrings around like that. if he's making you feel like this, why stick around and wait for something that won't be nearly as good as the fantasy?

[afronaut]

hit it and quit it!

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, he's being a jerk. I keep telling him he can't act how he does around me and it just seems to make him even MORE friendly towards me.

seriously, when I saw him for the first time after I had told him we couldn't be friends anymore, he was like, "I thought you hated me, I was so scared that you weren't going to talk to me anymore".

I really don't think he's being a jerk on purpose, everyone love love loves the kid. he's a big 'ol sweetheart. I've asked people to tell me bad things about him and the only thing they can come up with is he stays up all night and builds stuff or makes art. oh, also he might do a lot of drugs. which I guess is bad. depends on the drugs.

[beastieangel01]

or the devil.

ding!

but no seriously. I'm with everyone else. I feel bad for his girlfriend that he's pulling this while still with her. What a selfish sack of shit. If he likes you and not so much her then DUH BREAK UP WITH HER.

And no, it's not complicated. It's called be a man. Fucker.

[Dorothy Wood]

I went out for drinks with my ex just now after my work party and we had a long talk about the situation. he seems to think that I should keep pressing the matter, but still leave myself available to other options.

he sat for the whole story, the precious dear, my darling boy. we're like that divorced couple in a movie who remain great friends.


this too shall pass. all of it. on to the next. que sera sera. I'm checking on all my boyfriend's profiles on myspace and trying to process how one gets to this point of ambiguity and recklessness with one's emotions. how can someone say they like you so so much, but then just be done with you soon after? they are all a part of me, my stomach turns with each click, yet I want none of them.

BARF

[Tone Capone]

"I know I know, but it's just so thick and rich"

A dude said your hair was "thick and rich"??? BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

He must desperately want to break your back out.





"thick and rich"...LOL

[b i o n i c]

how can someone say they like you so so much, but then just be done with you soon after? they are all a part of me, my stomach turns with each click, yet I want none of them. BARF

just the same way you do.



.

[Dorothy Wood]

I haven't done that to anyone. never ever ever have I acted so so into a person and then just dropped them.

[Tone Capone]

I haven't done that to anyone. never ever ever have I acted so so into a person and then just dropped them.

Really? wow...

[Dorothy Wood]

I am feeling sad. I am going to bed.

[b i o n i c]

i love you and i love your stories.. part of what endears me to them, though i wouldnt want to be one of those boyfriends, is how you faithfully fall down and get up running - over and over again.. you sooooo drop dudes like socks...... . . . come on now

[Dorothy Wood]

Really? wow...


why wow? I'm an honest person, I wouldn't do that to anybody, it's awful. I make it pretty clear to the boys I've fucked casually that I don't want to date them. I don't toy with people.

[ggirlballa]

whats an ultimatum? I must know

[Dorothy Wood]

i love you and i love your stories.. part of what endears me to them, though i wouldnt want to be one of those boyfriends, is how you faithfully fall down and get up running - over and over again.. you sooooo drop dudes like socks...... . . . come on now


nope, they drop me. I am slippery. some of them hang on for years, yes, and I drag them a bit, but nobody can keep a tight grasp.

[b i o n i c]

nope, they drop me. I am slippery. some of them hang on for years, yes, and I drag them a bit, but nobody can keep a tight grasp.


you instinctually shake 'em off... i bet a bunch of them would like to not drop you but cant hold on


night.

[Dorothy Wood]

I saw my rock and roll boyfriend last saturday and he said he still likes me and hopes I don't think he's an asshole, but he's going to europe again, but when he gets back, he's going to take me on dates. and I said, "I don't care". and then still got jealous when I saw him talking to girls, even though, I, myself was out with 3 boys. I went over to my friend's house after and we fucked for no good reason other than the company.

my bartender boyfriend says, "I'm so busy, but I want to see you" and I say, "okay, so see me". and then nothing. and now I don't care.

so and so says, "you're a beautiful girl, lemme walk you home". I say, "sure". we get there, he says, "I better go home". I don't care.

my ex from a few years ago says, "I miss you. marry me, have my children". I say, "of course, come visit me." He says, "I need some time to sort out my head". I say, "take your time, I don't care".




but I do.

[b i o n i c]

i could be wrong but i feel like your love is reactionary rather than anchored. i think that when i love someone, i love them. period. i feel like your love is dependant on theirs for you. its a defensive, guarded love. love is freee! whoopee and hippie shit like that!

[Dorothy Wood]

i could be wrong but i feel like your love is reactionary rather than anchored. i think that when i love someone, i love them. period. i feel like your love is dependant on theirs for you. its a defensive, guarded love. love is freee! whoopee and hippie shit like that!


hey! nuh uh. I love all of them. and my ex and I came to the conclusion that I'm pretty much in love with Nathan, whatever that even means.

although I did have a very long and involved dream about the bartender. it was weird. I also had a dream that I made out with crispin glover when he was drunk and overwhelmed by crowds after holding him like a baby. he was heavy in my lap and had beautiful eyes. it was a very vivid dream.

[cookiepuss]

Let's just say he does breakup with his girlfiend and the two of you start dating...What are you gonna be thinking about every single time he goes out and you're not with him?


see that's what I'm thinking. It's kind of a total turn off to have a guy cruise me when I know he's in a relationship with someone else and he doesn't have the balls to break off his relationship. what that says to me is that this isn't an honest guy when it comes to relationship. beware.....BEWARE!!!!!! ( that is unless you plan to fuck him to get the sexual tension out of the way and then dump his ass. that'll learn him.)