Yeti
12-05-2006, 10:29 AM
I took my 3 month old boy to have a photo with the mall Santa. All I could think of was Bad Santa, the scene in Cheers when the bar is filled with store Santas drinking beer and Artie Lange as the Santa in the film Elf. It must be the northern Panhandle of Texas but the other day when I went to get my tree......I saw a Santa wearing dirty cowboy boots and carrying a pouch of Red Man chewing tobacco.
Who are these guys and why does everyone stand in long lines to pay 20 to 50 bucks for a photo with the fat bastards? (I only paid the 10 bucks for to 5X7s.
Before we took Aiden up to Santa there was this 5 to 7 year old kid crying and his Dad was berating him for being a little baby. This sad scene lasted for about 5 minutes until the Dad yanked the kid's arm and loudly said--we came to see Santa! and you are being a big sissy. He then said to his wife--you take him because I could be home watching Monday Night football! I could not contain myself and just busted out laughing. He turned in my direction and shot me a big old redneck I will kick your ass stare and walked away.
I think I cried when I sat in Santa's lap when I was 2 because there is a photo floating around to prove it. Aiden just sat in his arms and looked dazed like he had just took a hit of Candy Cane flavored Meth.
Mall Santa Clauses are pretty entertaining. The girl that had to take the photo was dressed like an elf and the cashier was Mrs Clause. The funny thing was that.....the elf was about 5'11 and Mrs Clause was black and Santa was a disheveled white man.
You can go to Sure Shots in my Baby Yeti thread to see Aiden and the Mall Santa.
Who are these guys and why does everyone stand in long lines to pay 20 to 50 bucks for a photo with the fat bastards? (I only paid the 10 bucks for to 5X7s.
Before we took Aiden up to Santa there was this 5 to 7 year old kid crying and his Dad was berating him for being a little baby. This sad scene lasted for about 5 minutes until the Dad yanked the kid's arm and loudly said--we came to see Santa! and you are being a big sissy. He then said to his wife--you take him because I could be home watching Monday Night football! I could not contain myself and just busted out laughing. He turned in my direction and shot me a big old redneck I will kick your ass stare and walked away.
I think I cried when I sat in Santa's lap when I was 2 because there is a photo floating around to prove it. Aiden just sat in his arms and looked dazed like he had just took a hit of Candy Cane flavored Meth.
Mall Santa Clauses are pretty entertaining. The girl that had to take the photo was dressed like an elf and the cashier was Mrs Clause. The funny thing was that.....the elf was about 5'11 and Mrs Clause was black and Santa was a disheveled white man.
You can go to Sure Shots in my Baby Yeti thread to see Aiden and the Mall Santa.