the e-gods are against me

[HEIRESS]

I had an excellent 2 hour phone conversation that lasted way past my bedtime last night and woke up all squeee-diddleee-deee because of it...

then I checked my email during breakfast just to receive another horrible joy-crushing email, this time from someone else

why cant assholes just leave me the fuck alone

fuckfuckfuckfucketyfucksfuckers

[Loppfessor]

Dude seriously 2 days in a row of you posting about your inbox....get over it!

[Otis Driftwood]

:confused:
Poor thing, you seem deeply unhappy.
But what do the gods of extasy have to do with someone writing you a bad email?

[HEIRESS]

Dude seriously 2 days in a row of you posting about your inbox....get over it!

whatever! go have bucketloads of unprotected sex or something instead of reading my threads!

[na§tee]

wow, you get a lot of emails.

i receive personal emails from precisely two people. one person in germany, an old friend from university. and an ex-colleague from glasgow who i like talking to via the format. i am so loneeellllyyy :(

er.. re: the thread, umm. these must be pretty shady people to make you feel sad and choose email to deliver said pain. dinnae worry. maybe you'll have another squueeee phone conversation tonight that will make it all better like last night?

[Loppfessor]

whatever! go have bucketloads of unprotected sex or something instead of reading my threads!


I can't I'm at work....meanwhile read my sig.....for you just change "the internet" to "e-mail".....then get a life!

FACE!!!

[HEIRESS]

why cant assholes just leave me the fuck alone


MC FACE!

[Loppfessor]

Quoting yourself is so un-hip.....rookie

[HEIRESS]

30 helens do not agree

[na§tee]

heyheyhey! i didn't see this! nownow!

man, the board has turned into an argue-a-thon the past couple of days. something's in the water!

lopp, dinnae be mean. they're still real life friends that have made her feel sad, if that makes it anymore "justified" in your eyes. not internet people.

[The Notorious LOL]

stop checking your email.

[Loppfessor]

30 helens do not agree


Watch it or I'll forward you some e-mails about real estate opportunities, penis enlargement, and ways to meet hot singles in your area! That will totally ruin your whole week now won't it!

[Loppfessor]

lopp, dinnae be mean. they're still real life friends that have made her feel sad, if that makes it anymore "justified" in your eyes. not internet people.

Umm what the crap does dinnae mean??

[na§tee]

it means don't. but i wouldn't expect you to have a working knowledge of colloquialisms.

[Otis Driftwood]

it means don't. but i wouldn't expect you to have a working knowledge of colloquialisms.
Hey, don't put your bile in the water now...

[Loppfessor]

it means don't. but i wouldn't expect you to have a working knowledge of colloquialisms.

That's neither here nor there....stop avoiding the REAL issue here...the tragedy that is Heiress' inbox!

[na§tee]

Hey, don't put your bile in the water now...
hey, i wouldn't. but he was rude and insulted my language.

i wasn't mean to him at all, just explaining how heiress' experience differs from what he assumed. if he comes back and insults me that is just a shame.

[Loppfessor]

hey, i wouldn't. but he was rude and insulted my language.

i wasn't mean to him at all, just explaining how heiress' experience differs from what he assumed. if he comes back and insults me that is just a shame.

How is asking you what something means rude? If anything you're the one being rude by not wanting to help me expand my vocabulary

[na§tee]

How is asking you what something means rude? If anything you're the one being rude by not wanting to help me expand my vocabulary
it was the way you asked aggressively. "what the crap?!". and i answered, didn't i? so i did expand your vocabulary.

eh, whatever man. i DINNAE want to get involved.

[Otis Driftwood]

hey, i wouldn't. but he was rude and insulted my language.

i wasn't mean to him at all, just explaining how heiress' experience differs from what he assumed. if he comes back and insults me that is just a shame.
Oh, I assumed you were aghast at his ignorance of the ever-popular "dinnae".

[Loppfessor]

I ask almost every question with "What the crap?" so don't feel special...anyway please only post about e-mails that ruin your day in this thread from now on....

[Kerrbear]

I got a Sprite out of the soda machine instead of a Diet Coke and I had to run into the bathroom and cry. Does that count?

[Otis Driftwood]

I ask almost every question with "What the crap?" so don't feel special...anyway please only post about e-mails that ruin your day in this thread from now on....
My (non-existent) spouse seems to be unsatisfied with my (non-existent) fulfilling of marital obligations...:cool:

[ToucanSpam]

Heiress it's too bad drama and bad karma seems to follow you around, even in the internet. You seem like a nice person and you shouldn't take crap like this too hard. Life is a series of ups and downs and eventually you'll find your 'up' so just keep it real and remember that everything that happened to you in the past is mostly irrelevant, and try to focus on whats in front of you and what will be in front of you.

[Loppfessor]

Heiress it's too bad drama and bad karma seems to follow you around, even in the internet. You seem like a nice person and you shouldn't take crap like this too hard. Life is a series of ups and downs and eventually you'll find your 'up' so just keep it real and remember that everything that happened to you in the past is mostly irrelevant, and try to focus on whats in front of you and what will be in front of you.

If that doesn't work....use the "delete" button and just don't read the shit

[backwoods]

Where is Fancy Bread? In the Heart, or in the Head?

[HEIRESS]

I just want my fancy vagina touched and not have people make me feel guilty for such things

[venusvenus123]

dinnae mind nastee, she's just being a bit dour (pronounced door).






































*ducks*



:p

[cookiepuss]

I think you should change your email address and only give it out to people who aren't peices of shit. yup.

[Dorothy Wood]

I like to say "dinnae". and also to say, "I did no get that". I blame you lot and all the uk t.v. I used to watch as a lass.


I dinnae know what's happening in these emails, but whatever you do, just close it and don't read it over and over because that'll just make it worse.

[ToucanSpam]

I just want my fancy vagina touched and not have people make me feel guilty for such things

Fancy as in, wears a top hat?

[skra75]

Oh crap that is too funny.
"HELLOOOUUUU! I AM A FANCY VAGINA, LOOK AT MY LITTLE HAT"

[HEIRESS]

ITS A HOOD NOT A HAT

[na§tee]

dinnae mind nastee, she's just being a bit dour (pronounced door)
:p
hehehehe why would i be angry? i think that's fantastic! you and sarky, high five! i love the scottish-isms. dour/door. lolz. i myself don't use that in daily conversation but it is great. i don't actually say dinnae irl either but it's good with teh interwebs. there are many more genuine scottish things i could share with you that i actually do say but i can't be arsed. too much shiraz. hehe.

[venusvenus123]

hehehehe why would i be angry? i think that's fantastic! you and sarky, high five! i love the scottish-isms. dour/door. lolz. i myself don't use that in daily conversation but it is great. i don't actually say dinnae irl either but it's good with teh interwebs. there are many more genuine scottish things i could share with you that i actually do say but i can't be arsed. too much shiraz. hehe.
there was an amazing older woman on my course at uni called frances who taught me that word, and the proper way to say it. :cool:
too much day/night nurse :o

[na§tee]

heh, fantastic!

junkie. :cool: