Taco Smell

[Yeti]

Taco Bell on Wednesday ordered the removal of green onions from its 5,800 restaurants nationwide after samples appeared to have a harsh strain of E. coli.

In related news Dr Suess is removing green eggs & ham from his 1 billion books because the imagery gives kids the shits.

[ScarySquirrel]

This past Saturday myself and a few of my friends went to Taco Bell and one of them ordered his without green onions. Anyway, they still had 'em on there and he had to pick each and every little one off.

That was comedy gold to me for some reason. But it would've been a lot funnier if he got e. coli.