Toilet Seat Covers

[Echewta]

I've done jigsaw puzzles that are easier than some toilet seat coveres. Dang it!:mad:

[HEIRESS]

you americanos are weird with your toilet seat covers

they are everywhere, even in shitty gas station bathrooms

being canadian means you are against wasting excessive paper products and you were born with the ability to shit in a semi-standing position

[Echewta]

When you see the crew guys coming into the restroom that I do, you would wish you could have stall cover.

Americans do our squats in the gym, not the toilets like in Canada (y) We enjoy reading the paper, perhaps enjoying a refreshing beverage when we are sitting on the throne.

[abcdefz]

Toilet seat covers are symbolic, anyway. Your skin (if it's unbroken) is your best protection.

[HEIRESS]

our work bathroom is so gross, I spray the toilet with antiseptic even though I wont be touching it because im scared of any germs hovering in the air above that vile piece of grossness

:(

[Echewta]

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[Yeti]

In Texas we don't worry about dirty toilet seats. We use them in many different ways.

http://www.funnies.com/redpics10.htm

[Dr Deaf]

i refuse to shit on tour and never do.

i'm more likely to defecate on a stack of bibles than in a toilet that's not my own.

[Yeti]

I have no shame. I have shit in a hole in the ground and wiped my ass with leaves...............and that was in my backyard.

[Dr Deaf]

I have no shame. I have shit in a hole in the ground and wiped my ass with leaves...............and that was in my backyard.

i'd have no problem with that. i'm just not down for public restroom defecation. i'm sure it borders on condition, but it's just how i roll.

[venusvenus123]

ooooh a thread about faeces!

[The Notorious LOL]

faeces? :confused:


it always irks me when someone takes a dump at my house and has been there for less than a few hours. Theres a buffer zone there, and quite frankly if someone poops within 5 minutes of showing up it offends me.

[paul jones]

I've done jigsaw puzzles that are easier than some toilet seat coveres. Dang it!:mad:

yeah,my granny used to have a fluffy toilet seat cover

[venusvenus123]

^^to moa
i think it's what you call feces.

and yeah, my sister often does that. i find it annoying.

[beastieangel01]

I hate when you tear out the center thingy then you place it on the seat and it seems to be fine but then you turn and are about to sit then the damned thing slips all the way in to the water when ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS SIT AND USE THE POTTY BUT NOOO IT HAD TO FALL AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP HOLDING IT ON THE VERGE OF TEARS AND TEAR ANOTHER SEAT HOLDER WITH HOPES THAT IT WON'T FALL DOWN IN TO THE WATER AGAIN.

[paul jones]

I hate when you tear out the center thingy then you place it on the seat and it seems to be fine but then you turn and are about to sit then the damned thing slips all the way in to the water when ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS SIT AND USE THE POTTY BUT NOOO IT HAD TO FALL AND YOU HAVE TO KEP HOLDING IT ON THE VERGE OF TEARS AND TEAR ANOTHER SEAT HOLDER WITH HOPES THAT IT WON'T FALL DOWN IN TO THE WATER AGAIN.
that happened to me at work the other day

it can be very frustrating