phone theft/sods law

[Planetary]

so i had my phone stolen from my bag whilst playing football tonight. i saw the guy come into the hall but i thought nothing of it. slimey cunt. and the worst part is my insurance ran out like a couple of weeks ago.

fuck bastards fuck.

[Lex Diamonds]

You should put out a bounty on him, asking for him alive. Then when you've got him, hang him from the ceiling in your basement by some piano wire tied around his balls, tie sandpaper round your dick and rape him in the ass.

That's what I usually do. (y)

[paul jones]

did u have all your numbers on there only?....and not written down?

that's happened to me before.

just imagine it's the 80's before everyone had mobiles and the pain should ease off a bit(y)

[Planetary]

did u have all your numbers on there only?....and not written down?

that's happened to me before.

just imagine it's the 80's before everyone had mobiles and the pain should ease off a bit(y)

i don't rely on my phone too much. but i had a tenner credit on there. a tenner. which i used to text this girl, which i cant do now.

it's just stress, and yeah all my numbers were on there not written down.

it was this (http://www.mobiles-actus.com/photos/telephone/205x268/sony-ericsson-k750i-2.jpg) phone. fortunately, the stick in the middle is hard to work and is unresponsive. so maybe they'll get frustrated with it and turn themselves in/jump off a bridge.

[Lex Diamonds]

Back in the 80's if someone stole your phone you'd just look for the guy with a huge brick down his pants... and hope you hadn't found someone with bowel problems.

[paul jones]

Back in the 80's if someone stole your phone you'd just look for the guy with a huge brick down his pants... and hope you hadn't found someone with bowel problems.
I want to watch Wall Street now but I haven't got it on DVD

[Ally Al]

i don't rely on my phone too much. but i had a tenner credit on there. a tenner. which i used to text this girl, which i cant do now.

it's just stress, and yeah all my numbers were on there not written down.

it was this (http://www.mobiles-actus.com/photos/telephone/205x268/sony-ericsson-k750i-2.jpg) phone. fortunately, the stick in the middle is hard to work and is unresponsive. so maybe they'll get frustrated with it and turn themselves in/jump off a bridge.


i used to have that phone the fucker died on me twice. Used to get too much crap under the stick. Shame because the tennis game on it was decent, until the stick fucked up that is

[Lex Diamonds]

Used to get too much crap under the stick.
That sounds like an amusing gay innuendo. (y)

[Ally Al]

That sounds like an amusing gay innuendo. (y)


lol! but eeeewwwwww also