There needs to be a new kind of drink.

[Genocide Tulips]

Water with a lot of alcohol in it, but still retains that tastelessness and all the other qualities that water has and still mess you up.

If there is such a thing, please tell me now.

[zorra_chiflada]

vodka?

[Schmeltz]

American beer.

[Lex Diamonds]

Just drink neat vodka, it's character building.

[Genocide Tulips]

Vodka is my friend, a very good friend. However, sometimes I'd just like to drink without having a taste to it. I just get in those moods sometimes.

I guess you could consider american beer to be that drink, but then I just get sick easier due to the poor quality of it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Vodka is my friend, a very good friend. However, sometimes I'd just like to drink without having a taste to it. I just get in those moods sometimes.

I guess you could consider american beer to be that drink, but then I just get sick easier due to the poor quality of it.
Drink vodka-red bull. It tastes kinda sickly sweet but you get doubly fucked up, which makes up for it. (y)

[Genocide Tulips]

Never tried that combo. How much of each do you recommend in the mix?

[Kid Presentable]

One part vodka to two-threeish parts Red Bull.

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't know, it's a ladies drink, you wouldn't catch me mixing that shit.

EDIT: Sorry KP, that wasn't intentional.

[Kid Presentable]

I don't know, it's a ladies drink, you wouldn't catch me mixing that shit.

EDIT: Sorry KP, that wasn't intentional.
No hassle. It used to be my job.

[Bob]

make a white russian, only make it heavy on the kahlua and cream, not so much the vodka. it's like drinking candy. spicy, alcoholic candy

i made one like that by accident once, me, i make them very strong because i'm a man, a big manly one

[Kid Presentable]

Shakers like Illusions and such are pretty much just alcoholic lolly-water.

[Genocide Tulips]

make a white russian, only make it heavy on the kahlua and cream, not so much the vodka. it's like drinking candy. spicy, alcoholic candy

i made one like that by accident once, me, i make them very strong because i'm a man, a big manly one

No thanks on the white russians.

[Dorothy Wood]

grow up.

[faz]

Shot it through your eye (y) taste problem solved

[Genocide Tulips]

Shot it through your eye (y) taste problem solved

I'd shoot it through my veins, but they do need a slight break.

[cookiepuss]

ah they have it... it's called EVERCLEAR (http://www.beerliquors.com/liquors/grain.htm)

[Bob]

ah they have it... it's called EVERCLEAR (http://www.beerliquors.com/liquors/grain.htm)

whoa, i had no idea that was tasteless

[cookiepuss]

whoa, i had no idea that was tasteless
in small quantities it is. if you put a drop on your tounge it evaporates upon contact. I've taken a big swig before and I personally think it has a slight alchohol taste. I would say it's Almost tasteless.

[Caribou]

make a white russian, only make it heavy on the kahlua and cream, not so much the vodka. it's like drinking candy. spicy, alcoholic candy

i made one like that by accident once, me, i make them very strong because i'm a man, a big manly one

Oh god yesss! I <3 White Russians. (Must be because I <3 The Dude as well.)

But... when expressing your love for white russians, make sure there are no actual russians near you because they will try to get off with you the rest of the evening. ("OMG I LOOOOVE WHITE RUSSIANS!" "Hai baby. Do you vant to go bak to mai plajce for bouncy bouncy?")

And please do not be tempted to drink vodka-redbull. It's childrens booze. You might as well drink bacardi breezers...
And if you want something like that, you shouldn't even start drinking. If you don't like the taste of alcohol why bother drinking at all? "omg peeple luk at mee, i'm drinkin alcoholz! omg this breezer has got me soooo drunkzzz!"

[Genocide Tulips]

I usually love the alcohol taste, but there are nights like tonight where I just wish it wouldn't have a taste.

I completely forgot about Everclear. I'm ordering some soon.

I just downed a lot of Jagermeister and some After Shock, which I never had before. It wasn't too bad, but I'm not big on the cinnamon taste though.

[Caribou]

if you like oranges and almonds then I can really recommend an Ameretto Sour. Deeelicious. :)
Or try a 'mudslide'. It has chocolate milk and something like baileys or rum or whatever. And whipped cream on top. It's a girls best friend.
edit: I looked it up and it's Kahlua, Baileys, Cocoa and Cream.

[Genocide Tulips]

Nothing with milk, blech!

I might be doing some Snake Bites tonight, it feels like a Snake Bite night for me.

[Bob]

Oh god yesss! I <3 White Russians. (Must be because I <3 The Dude as well.)

But... when expressing your love for white russians, make sure there are no actual russians near you because they will try to get off with you the rest of the evening. ("OMG I LOOOOVE WHITE RUSSIANS!" "Hai baby. Do you vant to go bak to mai plajce for bouncy bouncy?")


i am not averse to bouncy bouncy with russian women

[Genocide Tulips]

Here Bob. (http://www.mailorderbrides.com/)

[Auton]

gay-gagay-gay-gayyy

[icy manipulator]

Anna Kournikova's (white russians with skim milk) are easier to drink coz the skim milk doesn't fill you up as much. If you cant stand straight vodka you're obviously not drinking something decent enough. Mind Erasers are also an easy shot, Vodka, 151, midori and lime juice. Fire Engines are something to drink strong too. There;s enough 7% lolly water out there to get you drunk quickly. just stay away from the cheap shit. Stoly Black Russians are my pre mix of choice atm. And Cocaine ladies, White Russian with peppermint schnaps is my cocktail of choice atm too. both get you flabbergasted

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

I'd have to disagree with this. I like the taste. You gotta have the taste. Alcohal went downhill when they made Schnapps and Flavors and shit like that. First of all I'd never drink alone, and second of all, half the fun of drinking is watching whoever your with make that face. Everyone knows that face... The holy shit I think I just drank Tar but im lovin' it face. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

this whole thread makes me feel like barfing.

buncha girl-drink-drunks.

[Bob]

this whole thread makes me feel like barfing.

buncha girl-drink-drunks.

i'll have a.....chocolate choo-choo!

[befsquire]

i was under the impression that everclear, without a mixer, sorta tasted like fire.

[Dorothy Wood]

i'll have a.....chocolate choo-choo!

and there we have it, in record time! (!)

[Gareth]

soju

[cosmo105]

seriously! friggin' girls.

[hitmonlee]

I don't know, it's a ladies drink, you wouldn't catch me mixing that shit.

EDIT: Sorry KP, that wasn't intentional.
nah, shitloads of guys drink vodka redbull

[cosmo105]

uggh my ex was all about the vodka & red bull. barf city.

[Bob]

and there we have it, in record time! (!)

hey, that's the same thing my girlfriend said last night

[cosmo105]

no no bob, it's "that's what SHE said"

[Dorothy Wood]

that's what your mom said

[Bob]

no no bob, it's "that's what SHE said"

no no, you're supposed to say "wait, you have a girlfriend?" and i go "no i'm just yankin' you, i'm still a virgin

this audience, i swear

[Dorothy Wood]

you're yankin' somebody alright

[Bob]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[cosmo105]

jesus bob, i think we would know if you had a girlfriend

[Bob]

jesus bob, i think we would know if you had a girlfriend

well i didn't tell you about my last one

[Lyman Zerga]

bob is a slutbag

[Genocide Tulips]

I never do any of the "bitch drinks", but when you're forcing yourself to drink, you kind of wished it had no taste so it would just be easier to drink. That was my night, tonight.

I drink vodka straight like it was water, but I had nothing else to get me in a different state of mind besides alcohol and I wasn't in the mood for it.

I completely forgot about Everclear, so I will be ordering some and start having good times with that again.

[Lex Diamonds]

nah, shitloads of guys drink vodka redbull
Yeah, shitloads of gay guys who can't handle their beer and whisky.

[zorra_chiflada]

i actually like the taste of most alcohols. for serious!

[Dorothy Wood]

why would you be forcing yourself to drink? sounds like you have a substance abuse problem.

[cookiepuss]

i was under the impression that everclear, without a mixer, sorta tasted like fire.

actually yes. it's burns like a mutha fucker. and it's pretty easy to get alcohol poisioning playing with said fire.

[faz]

why would you be forcing yourself to drink? sounds like you have a substance abuse problem.


Yes, this seems to be what this thread is really about.

On a side note, i sell lots of vodka red bulls to guys. I don't buy them and I think I've only ever had one. But they seem pretty popular over here.

[beastieangel01]

I like my whiskey but...

UV Blue Raspberry vodka with some lemonade tastes like a blue otter pop and it rules.

or if you want a shooter that tastes like a thin mint cookie (girl scouts!) it's:

1 part baileys
1 part creme de cacao (light or dark doesn't matter I believe)
and just a few dashes of creme de menthe (be careful, too much will over power it!)

put it all in a cocktail shaker, shake it! and poor in to a shooter glass and it's yum city.

[bigblu89]

EVERCLEAR.

Odorless, tasteless, Colorless.

But It'll kill ya.

It's like liquid Carbon Monoxide.

[Genocide Tulips]

why would you be forcing yourself to drink? sounds like you have a substance abuse problem.

I'm well aware of the problem I have and sadly I don't do much about it...

[abcdefz]

On two occasions when I worked at a liquor store, I sold Everclear to guys who ran out of gas and had to get to the gas station. They said you don't want to do it for a living, but a car can run on Everclear if need be.

I wonder if that's true.

Think I'll go check Snopes or something.

[Junker]

Whisky + Red Bull

[cookiepuss]

EVERCLEAR.

Odorless, tasteless, Colorless.

But It'll kill ya.

It's like liquid Carbon Monoxide.


Shhhhhh! that's why I recomended it. ;)

[Auton]

this thread is beyond stupid.

[cosmo105]

ALCOHOL! YEAH! DRINKIN'!

[Auton]

I HAVE A DRIMNKING PROBLEM I KNOW GUYS : (

I FORCE MYSELF TO AND I WISH THERE WAS NO TASTE, TO EASE THE PAIN







ISNT ANYBODY GOING TO ASK ME WHY IM DOING THIS 2 MYSELF

[Bob]

I HAVE A DRIMNKING PROBLEM I KNOW GUYS : (

I FORCE MYSELF TO AND I WISH THERE WAS NO TASTE, TO EASE THE PAIN







ISNT ANYBODY GOING TO ASK ME WHY IM DOING THIS 2 MYSELF

she and norcen should hook up

[cosmo105]

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

[Auton]

but she's not a guy

[cosmo105]

OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Lex Diamonds]

Biologically, neither is Norcen.