Im going to New Zealand in February

[HEIRESS]

my boss is forcing me to go on a vacation

she sweeteened the deal by giving me two extra weeks of paid vacation and said she'd put up 1000 bucks towards my plane ticket no matter where I go

she is doing this probably because Ive been so stressed out lately and she is afraid Im just gonna up and quit and move away to the coast

anyways, so my other coworker/best friend was all LETS GO TO NZ

and I was all AIGHT

OMGNZYESLALZSPREWELLGARETHYESSSSSSSSS

[jackrock]

Will you be back in time for my birthday? :(




No, no, I'm happy you are going, have a splendid time, miss.

[hitmonlee]

nice, i'd love to go to new zealand, its so pretty.

[HEIRESS]

Im very excited, mostly because it seems like a cousin country to british columbia meaning I wont be out of place walking around in my dirty hippy outdoorsy clothes

[befsquire]

you and i both know you're going to end up in a well in drederick's yard.

[HEIRESS]

hopefully he'll atleast get me ridiculously drunk first

one last hurrah is always nice

[Polly.Esther]

watch out for the wetas

(GIANT grasshopper things)

[HEIRESS]

GROSS

im stoked that there are no natural predators in new zealand (besides sprewell of course)

bearless good times here I come!

[Polly.Esther]

lol except for the maoris!

go see the kiwi birds, theyre the cutest.

[Gareth]

yuck.

[HEIRESS]

*holds back gareth*

hey dude, you got a sweet guest bedroom?

[Tone Capone]

Sweet!

[mikizee]

come to australia. its just a hop and a skip over the tasman sea. cmoooooon. your so close.

[Gareth]

*holds back gareth*

hey dude, you got a sweet guest bedroom?

a sweet 4 person tent arrived in my office the other day
right now it's a piece of evidence but i fully intend to steal it later on

[befsquire]

thus making it evidence, part deux.

[Gareth]

shhhh

[trailerprincess]

I am super jealous - I was supposed to go last month but took this job
You'll have a great time

[na§tee]

wow, i want your boss. wtf. jealous.

have a good time. i'm saying this with a massive frown on my face at being in a SHITTY JOB WITH NO PROSPECTS AND CERTAINLY NO PAID HOLIDAYS but once i get over that i will be genuinely happy for you.

lick gareth and drederick for me.

[paulb]

lucky yo. i hope you have fun.

Im going to Arizona in Feb for a week (n)

[Kid Presentable]

lol go to Dunedin.

[The Notorious LOL]

Im going to work in an hour but you dont see me gloating.

[Drederick Tatum]

this should be good.

[zorra_chiflada]

forbidden romance!

[Drederick Tatum]

*frantically rubs thighs*

[zorra_chiflada]

hoo boy. HOMEWRECKER

[Kid Presentable]

Im very excited, mostly because it seems like a cousin country to british columbia meaning I wont be out of place walking around in my dirty hippy outdoorsy clothes
That element is fairly well represented.

[skra75]

Holy fuck HEIRESS is gonna bang the hell out of Sprewell. :eek:

GREAT MOMENTS IN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD HISTORY LOL

[zorra_chiflada]

his girlfriend will be all "yeah, s'cool"

[abcdefz]

my boss is forcing me to go on a vacation

she sweeteened the deal by giving me two extra weeks of paid vacation and said she'd put up 1000 bucks towards my plane ticket no matter where I go

she is doing this probably because Ive been so stressed out lately and she is afraid Im just gonna up and quit and move away to the coast

anyways, so my other coworker/best friend was all LETS GO TO NZ

and I was all AIGHT

OMGNZYESLALZSPREWELLGARETHYESSSSSSSSS



Wow -- good for you. Except the stress part.

Hopefully this makes up for the string of bad luck you've had lately. (y)

[skra75]

Sprewell: Yeah, so this friend of mine is coming into town and I'm supposed to meet her tonight for a drink.

Sprewell's GF: What? Who is it?

Sprewell: Oh, this girl I know. She's from Canada.

Sprewel's GF: How did you meet her?

Sprewell: On an Internet Message Forum that discusses the Beastie Boys.

Sprewell GF: But you don't even like the Beastie Boys? I'm confused...

Sprewell: Yeah, I post Topics on the Forum that is "Non-Beastie".

Sprewell GF: Oh, that makes more sense. :confused:

Sprewell: Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I've been posting Topics there since 1999! Wha' Wha'! :eek:

Sprewell GF: Who is the girl! :mad:

Sprewell: Oh, she's cool but don't worry about it. Seriously! I'll be back tomorrow, we can still go to Home Depot like you planned. It'll be fun!

Sprewell GF: :( oh...

Sprewell: Yeah so, see you later. I'm gonna go take a shower and get ready. That girl can sure drink LOL! Heard she's a hand-job messiah too!

Sprewell GF: :(

Sprewell: Don't forget to tevo 'Lost' for me! *smooch*

[Kid Presentable]

I don't know what New Zealand can do to help her out if Dreds gets her pregnant.

[kaiser soze]

say hi to the hobbits for me!

[HEIRESS]

HOBBITSSESESESSESSSSS

naw, sprew is excited becuase Ill probably end up making out with his girlfriend, apparently she's has the ability to sway girls to the other side of the fence

but I cant deny that random licking for all may also occur

I keep forgetting to renew my passport this week though DOH

[paul jones]

my boss is forcing me to go on a vacation

she sweeteened the deal by giving me two extra weeks of paid vacation and said she'd put up 1000 bucks towards my plane ticket no matter where I go

she is doing this probably because Ive been so stressed out lately and she is afraid Im just gonna up and quit and move away to the coast

anyways, so my other coworker/best friend was all LETS GO TO NZ

and I was all AIGHT

OMGNZYESLALZSPREWELLGARETHYESSSSSSSSS
can your boss pay for me to go to NZ too?

I've been to OZ 5 times so I need some NZ and especially as LOTR was made there I visit the shire

[HEIRESS]

skehehehehe ohhh paul!

[paul jones]

there was a guy called Duke from Ghana at a place I used to work who was always singing that bit where Gandalf is on his way to see the hobbits 'oh come to the party.....hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm hmmm' or something like that.

You need nutcases at work like that(y)

[Drederick Tatum]

his girlfriend will be all "yeah, s'cool"

she better. opportunities like this only come once in a lifetime, don't want all her 'feelings' and 'emotions' getting in the way. I would hope she wouldn't be that selfish.

[DandyFop]

you and i both know you're going to end up in a well in drederick's yard.

I wasn't going to be jealous about this trip until I read this part

[Drederick Tatum]

every girl wants to be down my shaft.

[DandyFop]

Yeah...your...chimney...shaft

I got nothin

[HEIRESS]

my boss just told me today that she got a banging flight deal from her travel agent so she'll pay for my entire plane fare

thats about 600 bucks more to add to my drinking fund YUSSSSSSSS

though I had to sit through a 2 minute "you best continue to work your ass off the next two months and god help me if you meet some boy down there and decide to not come back because Ill fly down there myself and drag you home"

then I made a "ok, got it, work hard, no falling in love with any cute new zealand boys OR sheep"

the sheep comment didnt go over so well
pfffffffffft

[Drederick Tatum]

where the laaaaadies at? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40092000/jpg/_40092363_before_ap.jpg)

[jennyb]

lucky yo. i hope you have fun.

Im going to Arizona in Feb for a week (n)

See you there! (i wish) :rolleyes:

[Documad]

Have you been to Australia? I liked it better.

Congratulations anyhow!

[HEIRESS]

my co-traveller has lots of family in nz who will lend us camping gear, thus the choice

nz appeals more to me, Im not sure why
plus since tickets to nz are so much, its even better because my boss is paying for it all

[Drederick Tatum]

Australia is shit. most of it's useless desert and everything wants to kill you; crocs, snakes, spiders, koalas, convicts.

[HEIRESS]

YES and I already live in a desert so boo hisss on that

plus being from Canada well frankly, its tiring fighting off grizzly bears everyday on my way to work, hence the need for a predatorless vacation