i just realized :(

[Lyman Zerga]

i may be the oldest female virgin on the board now (from all the main members)

thats a serious downer

[HEIRESS]

I think my hymen has fully regenerated itself the past 6ish months

so no worries

[Lyman Zerga]

but if you count lyman's and randetica's age together then im 46

seriously this sucks

[Tone Capone]

Why don't you get railed then?

[Lyman Zerga]

railed as in lailed?

[mikizee]

well if ever i drop by austria i'll be sure to give you nice long hard rogering.

[Tone Capone]

railed as in lailed?

Not just laid, RAILED. I mean get the stuff knocked outta yo' powder puff! (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

im locked into my home
no way out

roger.

[Tone Capone]

im locked into my home
no way out

roger.

oh...

you're fucked then....and by that I mean....you're not fucked

[Lyman Zerga]

yup :(

[Otis Driftwood]

im locked into my home
no way out

roger.
Is there a way in at least?

[Lyman Zerga]

a freaking way called meds and therapy
i only wanna walk that long and dark way with a guy on my side
but i cant have a guy without getting meds and a therapy before

my life is an ass cramp

[Tone Capone]

a freaking way called meds and therapy
i only wanna walk that long and dark way with a guy on my side
but i cant have a guy without getting meds and a therapy before

my life is an ass cramp

What's wrong with you?

[Lyman Zerga]

well like i mentioned 268.245.8787 times before i have a social phobia
anyway thats not the point

i just find it embarassing that im now the oldest virgin on here

[befsquire]

being a virgin is not a bad thing, randy. i don't know how it gets so stigmatized.

you really shouldn't be embarrassed.

[Randetica]

it's bad getting no loveage and not even vagina loveage

i couldnt be any more frustated

cant wait for the meds

[Randetica]

i just realized i made an attention whore thread

in fact im just waiting for older girls who should tell the truth and say they are still virgins so i can feel better and stop being such a fucking soft cake

[Pres Zount]

Yeah, I wouldn't be embarrassed. Don't take toney caponey's advice, save youself for that magical moment.

[Otis Driftwood]

a freaking way called meds and therapy
i only wanna walk that long and dark way with a guy on my side
but i cant have a guy without getting meds and a therapy before

my life is an ass cramp
At first I read "...with a gun on my side" and I was all-> Columbineness!
Wolltest du Arschkrampe sagen?

[Randetica]

Yeah, I wouldn't be embarrassed. Don't take toney caponey's advice, save youself for that magical moment.


sure you would be embarassed

especially when your friends started talking about their sex stories and you would be all teeheehee..

[Randetica]

At first I read "...with a gun on my side" and I was all-> Columbineness!
Wolltest du Arschkrampe sagen?

eigentlich wollte ich arsch schlampe sagen

[Otis Driftwood]

Arschkrampe is glaub ich so sueddeutsch für Klabusterbeere. Aus der Abteilung:Worte die ich nie lernen wollte

[Randetica]

i love my own threads huh?

well of course i wouldnt fuck some random guy just to be no virgin anymore

im more the type of person that wants her first guy to be the last one as in getting old with him

[Tone Capone]

You shouldn't feel bad. This is the internet so I'm sure there are a few 40 year old virgins on this board.

[Otis Driftwood]

im more the type of person that wants her first guy to be the last one as in getting old with him
Dont worry, that'll pass... :rolleyes:

[Randetica]

lol

[Otis Driftwood]

You shouldn't feel bad. This is the internet so I'm sure there are a few 40 year old virgins on this board.
I had to think of Planetary and Pads, too...

[vickista]

i love my own threads huh?

well of course i wouldnt fuck some random guy just to be no virgin anymore

im more the type of person that wants her first guy to be the last one as in getting old with him


ewww, u sound just like my mother, she got married to my dad at 22, he was 34 & he'd travelled all over europe and had a gazillion girlfriends. she saved herself for the wedding night, he thought it was about time he settled down &besides he kinda loved her.

You do not want ur 1st to be ur last, at least get a little expirience under ur belt 1st, even if u dont fuck expirience at least date it for a while and see what the different types have to offer.

[Randetica]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

well in my 'perfect life' fantasy i want to find a bf, marry him and have a few kids but thats not very realistic

first i have to fuck myself through the assrats who cheat on me and probably beat the flying shit out of me till i find THE one
thats how it goes

[Otis Driftwood]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

well in my 'perfect life' fantasy i want to find a bf, marry him and have a few kids but thats not very realistic

first i have to fuck myself through the assrats who cheat on me and probably beat the flying shit out of me till i find THE one
thats how it goes
And that is a best case scenario... :(

[Pres Zount]

sure you would be embarassed

I was about to type, 'If I hadn't had my first sex, I would be a virgin too'.

[trailerprincess]

I have long since given up on that notion.

[Randetica]

im a family type person
not a hypedpartyslutonenightstander type person

so shoot me

[Randetica]

I was about to type, 'If I hadn't had my first sex, I would be a virgin too'.


lol
well glad you werent assholish enough to type it out (y)

[vickista]

im a family type person
not a hypedpartyslutonenightstander type person

so shoot me


well dont go jumping to one night stands!..go on a few dates first:p

[Randetica]

btw im still locked

UP THE ASS

[Pres Zount]

lol
well glad you werent assholish enough to type it out (y) no, like, I've only done it with one very special girl.

[Randetica]

in school with 14 i already felt crap cause i was one of the very few girls who got no bf but now it's just pathetic

[Randetica]

no, like, I've only done it with one very special girl.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

you filfthy slut!

[vickista]

in school with 14 i already felt crap cause i was one of the very few girls who got no bf but now it's just pathetic

at 14, hardly anyone has one, everyone just makes em up 2 sound kool.


haha that must make me sound like a bitch bcoz im 1 of the girls who have one, but you wldn't believe the amount of fake ones i've found out about.

[tracky]

i wouldn't rush out to lose my virginity, again. i have a slight social phobia which is now finally lifting, just a bit at a time. i've hit rock bottom and am now coming up to the surface, but just slowly or else i'll get the bends.

[na§tee]

You do not want ur 1st to be ur last, at least get a little expirience under ur belt 1st, even if u dont fuck expirience at least date it for a while and see what the different types have to offer.
well, i'm sorry but that just sounds like seven shades of retarded.

some people actually do want their first to be their last and don't see any problem with it. we've become saturated with female chauvinist piggery and it promotes sleeping with lots and lots of men. unattached, unshameful, unemotional sex. and lots of people are up for that. good for them, if it turns 'em on.

but it's highly judgemental of you to just shake your head at the population of women who would find it equally as justifiable to only sleep with one man. i can see the reasoning there. and the romance, and the whatever.

anyway. randy, don't feel bad. you will find that a lot of men actually think it is an attractive thing that you have not slept with a man yet (unlike fucktopgirl who will probably label you as frigid LOLZOMG!).

i've only slept with one man and i do not regret it. infact, i've only kissed one man! :eek: that's even more bizarre. i would very much like to kiss someone else and i think my boyfriend would let me. only if it was a girl or a gay man though. hahaha. no fair! er.. back to the point. yeah, dinnae worry my sweets. your time will come. it's not that big a deal anyhoo :cool:

[Junker]

im a family type person
not a hypedpartyslutonenightstander type person



I think this is so rare and so nice Randy.

And you're so cute. You shouldn't be thinking these kind of things. I mean, virginity shouldn't be a problem at all.

And the moment will come soon, dont worry. I've already have my tickets to Austria...:D j/k

[Otis Driftwood]

anyway. randy, don't feel bad. you will find that a lot of men actually think it is an attractive thing that you have not slept with a man yet
Who? Suicide bombers? I'm sorry, but this is not the movie "Kids". Ask anyone other than your boyfriend. No more vs for me, no thanks...

[na§tee]

Who? Suicide bombers? I'm sorry, but this is not the movie "Kids". Ask anyone other than your boyfriend. No more vs for me, no thanks...
excuse me? i did not understand that. vs? suicide bombers? kids?

of course there are some men who think it is a positive thing that you have not slept with five billion men. and it seems that one of them is junker.

[Junker]

excuse me? i did not understand that. vs? suicide bombers? kids?

of course there are some men who think it is a positive thing that you have not slept with five billion men. and it seems that one of them is junker.

Yep (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

excuse me? i did not understand that. vs? suicide bombers? kids?

of course there are some men who think it is a positive thing that you have not slept with five billion men. and it seems that one of them is junker.
Yeah, but 5 billion is still not enough.
Kids is that teenager movie where these two boys only want to sleep with girls once, then immediately dump them, at the end catch AIDS. You may be too young cause it's like 90ish. This sounds like my man Junker, btw... :rolleyes:
Vs =virgins
Suicide Bombers are promised paradise upon completing their missions, with an endless supply of young virgin maidens in heaven...
I've found this deflowhatevering disturbing, cause I really don't want the woman I'm sleeping with to be in pain (my experience) cause of this. This may be an age thing, she was 22 at that time, but a woman who has had her experiences, so in your eyes a total freebie-giving nympho prostitute knows what she likes and I'm delighted at the fun she is having instead of me goin on a guilt trip. I hope you understand that.

[Big Gus]

Perhaps the need for cock can coaxe you outdoors Randy?

You need a hot guy to wave his wood through the window at you, then it'll be "mind over matter" as you go outdoors to get the hawt bangage.

I feel for you though. :(

[Pres Zount]

Otis! It's time to renew your subsctiption to virginhoez.com!

[na§tee]

Yeah, but 5 billion is still not enough.
Kids is that teenager movie where these two boys only want to sleep with girls once, then immediately dump them, at the end catch AIDS. You may be too young cause it's like 90ish. This sounds like my man Junker, btw... :rolleyes:
Vs =virgins
Suicide Bombers are promised paradise upon completing their missions, with an endless supply of young virgin maidens in heaven...
I've found this deflowhatevering disturbing, cause I really don't want the woman I'm sleeping with to be in pain (my experience) cause of this. This may be an age thing, she was 22 at that time, but a woman who has had her experiences, so in your eyes a total freebie-giving nympho prostitute knows what she likes and I'm delighted at the fun she is having instead of me goin on a guilt trip. I hope you understand that.
i know what kids is. of course i've seen it. i studied film and television and i am 23. i have been in the same room as harmony korine: FACT. he was scouting locations for his film mister lonely in scotland. i believe he filmed most of it here. i didn't get the production job because it was too far up north. so yes, i've seen kids.

well i can understand your 'feeling guilty' aspect and, um, 'not wanting to sleep with any more virgins' because of that (what do you have there, a virgin club?!) but that is not the case for all men. some men would appreciate the big deal it is for a woman to give up their virginity to them and appreciate the gravitas of the moment. look after them a bit more. and it is way more fun, trust me, once you've got over this initially 'fuck i hope she's okay please don't never have sex again because of this!' to begin to experience new things sexually with that same person.

[Otis Driftwood]

i 'fuck i hope she's okay please don't never have sex again because of this!'
Hahahaha, that's a good one. :)
But the answer to this could not be given before 3 days of abstinence and deep thinking. *shudder*

BTW I don't like to suffer from "gravitas"... :rolleyes:

[Junker]

This sounds like my man Junker, btw... :rolleyes:


Really??? :D

And hey, I remember I had Kids recorded on a VCR and used to watch it a lot. I still was a skateboarder when the movie went out. It was a 'cult' movie between the skateboard crew...lol

[zorra_chiflada]

no, like, I've only done it with one very special girl.

YOU WHORE! :mad:

[na§tee]

actually, me and pres did it the "internet way" via nintendo wifi last night. i'm sorry, zorra, it's over. i'm the special girl now. you can have my boyfriend. he likes pies and beer. he'll treat you good. i'll keep joe in the basement embroidering christian patchwork quilts. he'll be happy. plz deposit 500 GBP into account number 55607807...

[zorra_chiflada]

figured as much

[na§tee]

hey, i was only joking. don't be in a gurn.

[Lex Diamonds]

I had to think of Planetary and Pads, too...
What are you implying? Cuz I have had a GANG of ass in the last couple years and now I'm with a girlfriend so I'm getting it on the regular.

Plus now I'm gonna have to go to Austria and give Randy a good seeing too. ;)

IN DEM PO

[na§tee]

you've had a gang of ass? :eek:

[Lex Diamonds]

Yup. One feeding me mangoes, the other lighting my hash. (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

One reading mangas, the other fighting a rash... :cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

Cuz we love to talk on ass we getting, most intellectuals will only half listen. :rolleyes:

[zorra_chiflada]

what?

[Lex Diamonds]

Never thought we'd sing the same song that all hoods sing, thought it was all wood grain; all good brain. :rolleyes:

[SobaViolence]

:o

poor, sexy steph...

[ToucanSpam]

:(

[Bob]

:(

i was gonna make fun of you, but i'm older than you :(

[Genocide Tulips]

I kind of envy you, Lyman.

[ET]

Anal virginity is overrated.

[Lyman Zerga]

lol


nice words nastee, thanks

yeah it's getting real embarassing being STILL a virgin but the huge lack of love is way worse
i never even got my first kiss yet
nothing that comes close to love

theres no one i know in real life besides my small family and they all suck ass at giving love and to be honest i dont even want it, the only person i could really talk with was my sister..we are like twins but she moved out a while ago and now im just lonely as hell
so pretty much the only people i talk to now are the people of this board
i get lots of compliments which feels nice and i e-cuddle a lot which is also nice but to be honest it's in fact nothing more than typing with your fingers and when i turn off the computer im all lonely again and yeah turning off my computer happens, assholes!


emo enough?

[Tone Capone]

You know what you could do for your social phobia until your meds come?
Drink alcohol. Then when you are kinda drunk, head to a bar and drink some more. Your phobia will disappear... and you're pretty much sure to get tagged too :D (y)

ps. your phobia might return when you are sober.

[Lyman Zerga]

i seriously thought of that option
many who have my phobia are alcoholics

the question is where i should get alcohol from? my mum wouldnt buy it for me

[Tone Capone]

i seriously thought of that option
many who have my phobia are alcoholics

the question is where i should get alcohol from? my mum wouldnt buy it for me

Can't you go out and get your own? Just wear a helmet or something.

[Genocide Tulips]

Dress in a bunny suit.

[ggirlballa]

be bubble girl

[Lyman Zerga]

Can't you go out and get your own? Just wear a helmet or something.


NO I CANT GO OUT, THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM

without my mum im not making one step out of the door

[Pres Zount]

You could build your house wherever you went. :(

[Lyman Zerga]

do i look like bob the toolcunt?

well at weekends i kinda do

[Pres Zount]

It could be made out of sheets.

EDIT: I'm probably insulting you again. I'm only trying to be helpfull :(

[Justin]

oh...

you're fucked then....and by that I mean....you're not fucked


hahahahahahahah(y)

[Lyman Zerga]

you cant even insult me!

but help me out some more
should i use used sheets? my brother is pretty good at peeing on them
that would keep away my enemies but brings the pervs closer
does the color matter?


questions questions none has the answers to cut a long story short i lost my mind

[Pres Zount]

well, you would have to have two layers of sheets, one with pee on and another without. The one with pee would be on the outside. You could make a tent out of sheets right on your front door, and then you could open the front flap for that tent and erect another. Then you take down the first tent and set that up in front of the second.

Within minutes you would be well on your way to get to the shops or a club.

[Otis Driftwood]

A lot of the buildings I pass each day have p on the outside...

[Lyman Zerga]

lol wont make me look like an idiot at all but youre right


no wonder susan loves...ME :cool:

[Lyman Zerga]

A lot of the buildings I pass each day have p on the outside...


water sport paradise

[Pres Zount]

lol wont make me look like an idiot at all but youre right


no wonder susan loves...ME :cool:

That doesn't even phase me because you are in L.A. and Susan is here. :cool:

[Lyman Zerga]

but susan and i are probably vagina sisters :cool:

[Pres Zount]

That means next to nothing in our culture.

[Tone Capone]

You should ask your mother to take you to the store. When you are there buy alcohol whether she likes it or not!

[Otis Driftwood]

:cool:
Think we'll manage to get you to do a :) today? :cool:

[Junker]

Hey Steph, at the moment, do you have feelings for some guy in particular?

[mikizee]

NO I CANT GO OUT, THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM

without my mum im not making one step out of the door

well not with that attitude you wont, missy

[venusvenus123]

NO I CANT GO OUT, THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM

without my mum im not making one step out of the door
you CAN go out. you just think you can't. that's the fucking problem. :(

[Kerrbear]

You should grow your hair really long so that when Prince Charming comes along, he can climb up to you.
Oh wait, that Prince Charming thing is complete bullshit. Sorry, this probably wasn't very helpful after all.

[Junker]

You should grow your hair really long so that when Prince Charming comes along, he can climb up to you.
Oh wait, that Prince Charming thing is complete bullshit. Sorry, this probably wasn't very helpful after all.

I think you're right.










It wasn't very helpul.

[kaiser soze]

LIKE A VIRGIN.....ooh!

ok, for serial....being a virgin isn't bad, at least you don't have to be worried about STD's, pregnancy, and someone cheating on you

I've seen so many people revolve their lives around sex and they are miserable

I'm going on my second virginity....been about a year and I have very minimal complaints

[Junker]

I'm going on my second virginity....been about a year and I have very minimal complaints

wow :eek:

[Lyman Zerga]

You should ask your mother to take you to the store. When you are there buy alcohol whether she likes it or not!


good youre not my dad
i dont even have an ID card and i look like 15

[Lyman Zerga]

Think we'll manage to get you to do a :) today? :cool:


ich mag dich!

[Lyman Zerga]

Hey Steph, at the moment, do you have feelings for some guy in particular?


hahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa


not strong feelings

[Lyman Zerga]

you CAN go out. you just think you can't. that's the fucking problem. :(


i can go out but only with panic attacks and suicide thoughts

[Lyman Zerga]

LIKE A VIRGIN.....ooh!

ok, for serial....being a virgin isn't bad, at least you don't have to be worried about STD's, pregnancy, and someone cheating on you

I've seen so many people revolve their lives around sex and they are miserable

I'm going on my second virginity....been about a year and I have very minimal complaints


but i really want to get preggies :( and there been times where i hungered for some stds


i didnt plan to make such a whiny thread
never got in mind i could be the oldest board virgin now until 5 miutes before i made this thread i was like OH CRAP though being a virgin is still just a tiny ass problem compared to getting no loveage

[DandyFop]

sure you would be embarassed

especially when your friends started talking about their sex stories and you would be all teeheehee..

Want to hear some fun news?

Three of my closest friends in the worlds - virgins. Two are 23, one is 24. The first two have never kissed a boy, held hands, nothing. Zip, zilch, nada. And they are not any less cool in any way shape or form. Though yes I'm guessing they might feel left out when talking about the sexings.

Oh wait! I forgot one, duh - 4 of my closest friends, another 23 year old. Don't feel bad.

[Lyman Zerga]

i also never held hands and all that crap

in real life im not ashamed about it cause they are older virgins but i dont want to win that shit on this board so you better get your friends to post here

[ToucanSpam]

Being a virgin isn't bad at all, it's the modern media that makes it seem like OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX AS SOON AS YOUR PARTS GROW, which makes people who hold on to their virginity because of religion or whatnot.

[Lyman Zerga]

im glad i didnt have sex with 15 already but i dont want to be the oldest virgin on here! so some old fart should finally admit he/she is still a virgin!

admit it you fucking cuntbag :mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

OK, I'm secretly 45 years old and have never had sex.

Happy? :)

[Big Gus]

You should grow your hair really long so that when Prince Charming comes along, he can climb up to you.

Straight up Rapunzell....

[Lyman Zerga]

OK, I'm secretly 45 years old and have never had sex.

Happy? :)



no!

youre a smelly anal slut

[korn_phr33k]

im 20, im a virgin. i actually was planning on changing that this weekend and in a nutshell i chickened out. i wanted it at first, and then later it was just like "nah, i dont want it". im weird i know.

[Documad]

Want to hear some fun news?

Three of my closest friends in the worlds - virgins. Two are 23, one is 24. The first two have never kissed a boy, held hands, nothing. Zip, zilch, nada. And they are not any less cool in any way shape or form. Though yes I'm guessing they might feel left out when talking about the sexings.

Oh wait! I forgot one, duh - 4 of my closest friends, another 23 year old. Don't feel bad.
Do you think that has something to do with you living in Utah?

[Lyman Zerga]

we missed uuuuuuuuuuuuuu



bob needs to age faster

bob dont disappoint me

[jackrock]

1..2..3..4..

There, your not a virgin anymore. Cigarette?

[Lyman Zerga]

i fuck cigarettes and smoke my lyman

[Otis Driftwood]

1..2..3..4..

There, your not a virgin anymore. Cigarette?
You CAN'T DANCE the TANGO DEL MUERTE! :mad:

[Loppfessor]

i may be the oldest female virgin on the board now (from all the main members)

thats a serious downer

Wait are you talkin vag or butt??

[Lyman Zerga]

i dont know what you mean but im an anal, vaginal, oral, titty fuck, hand job, foot job etc etc virginal virgin

[Loppfessor]

i dont know what you mean but im an anal, vaginal, oral, titty fuck, hand job, foot job etc etc virginal virgin


Even foot job!! :eek: Geeze why don't you just become a Nun and get it over with already

[Junker]

Lopp, you're the best advisor I've ever met in my life :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

Lopp, you're the best advisor I've ever met in my life :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

That's why I work at the International Advisatorium located in lovely Des Moines Iowa. If you have problem let me know cus the first time is free...

[Junker]

Oh thanks dude. I wont hesitate in ask for your help.

[Lyman Zerga]

no worries junker
i would still sex you as a nun

[Otis Driftwood]

:D You being all devout couldn't keep my "rute" in check either...


:rolleyes:

[Junker]

no worries junker
i would still sex you as a nun

That's an awesome thing to be heard (well, read in this case).

[Loppfessor]

no worries junker
i would still sex you as a nun


What am I chopped liver?? Besides I could freak you down better cus Junker is an alias and everyone knows aliases can't get down

[Junker]

What am I chopped liver?? Besides I could freak you down better cus Junker is an alias and everyone knows aliases can't get down

Hahahahaha....... No you cant Lopp. ;)

[Loppfessor]

Hahahahaha....... No you cant Lopp. ;)

Stop hitting on me....I don't flirt with dudes or aliases

[Junker]

Stop hitting on me....I don't flirt with dudes or aliases

If I was an alias, who do you think would've been my creator?

[Otis Driftwood]

Junks de real deal...:cool:

[Junker]

Word to my man Otis (y)



PS: Lopp is just mad cause Randy prefers me than him. Don't worry dude. A thing like that would also happen in real life...lol :D :D

[Lyman Zerga]

a chopped background piece of liver (y)

and yo gay up ma thread some mo cause it wasnt gay enuff befo

[Junker]

hahahaha.... ohh-k!!

Where's Lopp the bimbo voyeur??

[Tone Capone]

I got it!!!!


Why don't you order a pizza and tell the delivery person to pick up some alcohol on the way, they might say that they can't do that at first, but money talks. Then BAM!!! You'll get your pre-drink on and be brave enough to leave the house, go to the club and get laid!! It's GENIUS!!!!

[Junker]

Sounds a good strategy for me.

[Otis Driftwood]

Sounds a good strategy for me.
Why? You gotz da hotz for Pizza Boy?

[Junker]

Why? You gotz da hotz for Pizza Boy?

haha.....you fucker! :p

But you're right. I think I didn't make myself that clear. I think the pizza thing is really a good strategy, for Randy! ;)

[Loppfessor]

a chopped background piece of liver (y)

and yo gay up ma thread some mo cause it wasnt gay enuff befo


Look is that some kind of secret code for "We're about to get freak-ay?" cus I'm a busy dude and don't got time for no jibba jabba

[Lyman Zerga]

lopp stfu and lick my shadow!

and tone stop trying to turn me into an alcoholic pizza prostitute and anyone else stop supporting him!

but thanks

[Tone Capone]

and tone stop trying to turn me into an alcoholic pizza prostitute and anyone else stop supporting him!



:(

[Tone Capone]

Have you tried weed? That would probably help(lb)

[Lyman Zerga]

how in the world should i get weed when i cant even get alcohol?

come up with some good ideas or ill fire you!

[Tone Capone]

how in the world should i get weed when i cant even get alcohol?

come up with some good ideas or ill fire you!

Okay... first thing you need to do is order a pizza...:p

[Lyman Zerga]

ok give me money
and destroy my phone phobia

[Tone Capone]

ok give me money
and destroy my phone phobia

A phone phobia too?!?!? GIMME A FREAKIN BREAK!!! You gotta start meeting me half way on this shit...

[Lyman Zerga]

it's not that i start to yell when i walk into a room and see a phone

im not able to talk with people so i stay home

[mikizee]

it's not that i start to yell when i walk into a room and see a phone

im not able to talk with people so i stay home

dude you are wasting your life.

you just gotta do it. go out. make it happen. dont waste another second, cos life is too short. i know you can get there!

[Lyman Zerga]

i can go out but only with panic attacks and suicide thoughts


still true

[Pres Zount]

Have you tried talking to people on the internet?

[Loppfessor]

lopp stfu and lick my shadow!

and tone stop trying to turn me into an alcoholic pizza prostitute and anyone else stop supporting him!

but thanks


Umm not only did I forget what this thread is about but now I'm sitting here trying to figure out what "stfu" means.....oh well. Hey Tone we should get some pizza then drink beer....whatdaya say?

[mikizee]

stfu= shut the fuck up

[Lyman Zerga]

Have you tried talking to people on the internet?

one time then never again
wasnt more than a try, i was too shy to say shit..hold on.. SHIT! ohh it works now!

i prefer to talk with my fingers
and finger with my mouth

[Tone Capone]

Here's an idea. Have your mother buy a bunch of whipped cream, like 40 cans. Put them in a bag. Do a whippet and start running down the street. When the high wears off (they don't last too long) take another whippet. Do this until you reach the liquor store. Buy liquor.

You're half way there. (y) .

Whippet your way to an alley or an out of the way place. Start drinking. Until you actually get kinda drunk, you might have to do whippets when you start feeling nervous, so alternate between drinks and whippets. By the time you run outta whipped cream you should have a nice buzz from the alcohol. Use this alcohol buzz to your advantage and head to the local disco.... get laid.

You are welcome!

[Randetica]

not sure if thats the best or worst idea ive ever heard

but shut up!

[Tone Capone]

not sure if thats the best or worst idea ive ever heard

but shut up!

Hey you're the one bitching and moaning about being a virgin. I'm just trying to help you out. :mad:


How about this?

Use those whippets at home, call over a male escort. DO the whippets while "getting serviced"... pay the escort. He'll leave before you run outta whippets (depending on how much you pay). Put the whipped cream away until you decide to call him again.


You are WELCOME!!!

[Randetica]

shut up shut up

im thinking im thinking


oh and

YOURE WELCOME TO EAT ME OUT!

[Tone Capone]

shut up shut up

im thinking im thinking


oh and

YOURE WELCOME TO EAT ME OUT!

Eat you out? Are you doing whippets right now?:rolleyes:

I knew you would take my advice (y) I'm proud of you (y)

[Randetica]

i forgot to mention i have my redish days

goes well with the whipped cream

[Tone Capone]

Red Wings!!! YES! (y) (y) (y)

[Loppfessor]

i forgot to mention i have my redish days

goes well with the whipped cream

You just ruined my breakfast...and possibly lunch :(

[Randetica]

your life too?

please say your life too :(

[Tone Capone]

So are your feel good pills and therapy there yet? If not, I can come up with some more ideas for you.(y)

[Randetica]

come up with your crap ideas till febuary 8th cause then im finally going on meds and wont listen to your crap ideas anymore

then im free!

[Tone Capone]

come up with your crap ideas till febuary 8th cause then im finally going on meds and wont listen to your crap ideas anymore

then im free!

Here's a novel idea, how about instead of sitting around like a dumb bitch who's afraid of her own shadow, you get off your ass and....


uh oh...


sorry about that...


Let me think of something else real quick.

[Randetica]

take your time, darling :)






















to suck off my used tampons!

[Tone Capone]

take your time, darling :)






















to suck off my used tampons!

You have used tampons? GROSS! You should flush those things or something.

[Randetica]

i dont even use tampons

i use your finger!

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

[Tone Capone]

i dont even use tampons

i use your finger!

No you don't.

[Tone Capone]

So what happened that made you all fucked in the head? :confused:

[Randetica]

meningitis i had as a baby or my hemorhoids


decide now!

[Tone Capone]

meningitis i had as a baby or my hemorhoids


decide now!

I knew a guy when I first took this job. He was about 5 feet 5 inches. He said that his growth was probably stunted because he had meningitis when he was a child... the thing with him though is that he was a pimp... I'm talking about this guy was hooking up left and right. So I have to call bullshit on your meningitis thing.

[Randetica]

there are different levels of meningitis, i was at a 'suppurated almost died from it' level

it fucked up my brain some
my concentration is pretty bad
because of my bad consentration my dad yelled at me through my whole childhood (because of him i got meningitis) and thats why my self esteem is down to shit
social phobia = way too low self esteem

[Tone Capone]

there are different levels of meningitis, i was at a 'suppurated almost died from it' level

it fucked up my brain some
my concentration is pretty bad
because of my bad consentration my dad yelled at me through my whole childhood (because of him i got meningitis) and thats why my self esteem is down to shit
social phobia = way too low self esteem


BUT are you short?! (Come on stick with me here!!!)

[Randetica]

5'3 on good days

[Tone Capone]

5'3 on good days

So you DID have meningitis!!! I'm sorry I doubted you...

[Randetica]

i never doubted that you have down syndrome

[Tone Capone]

i never doubted that you have down syndrome

You love the attention I'm giving you so stop being a cunt.

[Junker]

i never doubted that you have down syndrome

LOL :D

You love the attention I'm giving you so stop being a cunt.

LOL :D

[Randetica]

You love the attention I'm giving you so stop being a cunt.


youre the cunt, im just feeding your cunt

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[Loppfessor]

youre the cunt, im just feeding your cunt


Yeah we always argue about that at my house

"Hey did you feed the cunt today??!!"

"Not my turn, I fed it yesterday!"

[Lex Diamonds]

LOL, good stuff Lopp. (y)