ATTN: Germans

[Pres Zount]

Were you born/lived behind the Iron Curtain, or, um in front of it?

ALSO

Stop talking in German as I cannot speak it. I feel like I am missing out on great gossip and jokes. Unless of course you are willing to teach me German (which I highly DOUBT because I am lazy).

It is offensive and intollerant to my culture. Intollerance is not accepted on the BBMB; stop speaking your native tongues.

[na§tee]

if you are talking about randy i believe she is austrian.

i was born in germany! here is a list of some of BRITISH FORCES GERMANY places i have lived:
rinteln
hohne
paderborn
münster
dusseldorf
sennelager
celle
osnabrück
hameln
gütersloh

my german stretches to "can i have two of them please" and "please remove yourself from under my car" and "bratwurst and chips with mayonnaise".

[Otis Driftwood]

if you are talking about randy i believe she is austrian.

i was born in germany! here is a list of some of BRITISH FORCES GERMANY places i have lived:
rinteln
hohne
paderborn
münster
dusseldorf
sennelager
celle
osnabrück
hameln
gütersloh

my german stretches to "can i have two of them please" and "please remove yourself from under my car" and "bratwurst and chips with mayonnaise".
They're called "Fritten". Say, did you have lots of dirty hippie protesters chained to your car or was that cause of the bomb threat?

[na§tee]

bomb threat. not really. well, there were bomb threats, of course, and lots of briefcase-shaped objects left in school yards and my dad checked under the car a lot, but i've never seen a german under the car. and never heard of someone being blown up. which is disappointing yo.

[mikizee]

wie gehts?

darf ich zuhr toilette gehen bitte?

du bist eine BBMBer.

[Junker]

stop speaking your native tongues.

Isso vale só para os alemães ou para qualquer um que não tenha inglês como língua materna? :D :D

[Pres Zount]

Austrians can speak their native language, I have no problem with this.

IRON CURTAIN question answer, please.

[Big Gus]

I got a "1" for my A Level German at school...

16 years later I think I can maybe say "My rabbit is sick and it needs to go to hospital..."

Damn weed.

[Funky Pepp]

I was born in Western Germany: Wiesbaden. Then my parents moved to Baden Baden (which is near the French border). Then I grew up near Rintlen where na§tee was born - in Minden (Western part too).
Unless of course you are willing to teach me German.
Do you mean German like :eek: or the language? ;)

[na§tee]

well, most (i think, all, but i can't be arsed to look at a map) of the british army bases were in 'west' germany. that's what they were there for, i guess. i have a wee piece of the berlin wall. secret santa?

[Otis Driftwood]

Austrians can speak their native language, I have no problem with this.

IRON CURTAIN question answer, please.
I'm about from as far west as you can get, near the Ramstein military air base, in fact. I have no relatives in the east and in fact I used to hate them when I was in school. Then they were too easy to make fun of. I hate the nazis though.

[Big Gus]

Isnt "the iron curtain" all a bit "1945"??

[Pres Zount]

OKAY

Berlin Wall.

[Junker]

Isnt "the iron curtain" all a bit "1945"??

hahahahahahaha

[Drederick Tatum]

however wants to play hide the bratwurst, line up.

[Lyman Zerga]

thanks arschgesicht

[ggirlballa]

i just finished reading the playscript of the diary of anne frank, i have to admit i'ma lil pissed:mad:

[Pres Zount]

Well, indiana jones killed like five times as many nazis as she did. I guess that does piss me off.

[Lyman Zerga]

rofl

[Otis Driftwood]

Here is a german wedding party:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA&eurl=
Don't expect p0rn you dirtcunters.

[faz]

"My rabbit is sick and it needs to go to hospital..."

Damn weed.

Yeah, weed killed my rabbit too :(

[HEIRESS]

I enjoy my german boss' rants about east vs west

especially her "the doctors from east germany shouldnt have been allowed to practice in the west and they should have been forced to do their schooling over because its obvious it was far from superior" speech

YUSSSSSSSSSS

[Lex Diamonds]

German is simple Pres, the only phrases you need to know are "Ich bin schwul" and "Ich liebe manfleisch".

Seriously, they fit ANY situation. :)(y)

[Junker]

And exactly they mean?

[Pres Zount]

I'm sure they fit up your situation, nice and tight.

[Lex Diamonds]

Saugen meine Hoseschlange!

[Junker]

Hmmmmm.........nice!!!