So there's this new marketing intern here that looks just like beastieangel01

[skra75]

I keep having to do these awkward double takes. Inside I'm thinking 'oh shit, that girl looks just like Crystal'. Seriously, like almost the same in appearance. I need to take her picture candidly and show everyone. Surely this doppleganger isn't nearly as awesome as Crystal and wouldn't know a womp-rat from a z95 headhunter. :(

I bet she is thinking 'who is that creepy arabic-lookin dude and why does he keep looking at me'. I should approach her and exclaim how she bears an uncanny resemblence to one of my friends on an Internet Message Board Forum, per advice of nick.

[monkey]

i met a crystal doppleganger last week. i told her, and she adviced me to slay her.

they're cloning crystals. :eek:

[skra75]

I actaully really think that is what is happening. I heard they have hollowed out ribcages with semi-auto handguns hidden inside. Eventually, the MCP will send out an order for them to converge around the White House.

[HEIRESS]

I hang out with sarky's doppleganger like everyday, they even have the same REAL name

OMGIESSS

[skra75]

I noticed that on your Myspace page. I said WTF THAT IS SARKY AND HAS THE SAME REAL NAME CREEPY to myslef inside, then I went back to drinking my Maple Soy Latte Coffee. Damn you for introducing me to that spensive drink. Damn you straight ot Hell.

[Loppfessor]

I wish I had a clone....then I'd commit murders and frame him for them...MUUHHAAHAAAA!!!

[HEIRESS]

whatever, Im also 4 dollars a pop but you dont seem to be addicted to that action

SERIOUSLY THEY LOOK RIDICULOUSLY ALIKE

[HEIRESS]

her hair is usually wavy/curlier so then she REALLY looks like the sarks

but yeah, you get the picture

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/poopoo/vogue.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/HEIRESS/poopoo/kellykellykelly.jpg

[beastieangel01]

you know, people tell me that they meet dopplegangers of mine a lot. I never met one. Perhaps if we were to meet, both our heads would explode and since the main Crystal would die so would the rest!

and then the world would be Crystal-less.

I'm unsure whether mourning or parades would commence.

[Kerrbear]

I wish I had a clone....then I'd commit murders and frame him for them...MUUHHAAHAAAA!!!

Has anyone seen "The Prestige"?

[trailerprincess]

I keep having to do these awkward double takes. Inside I'm thinking 'oh shit, that girl looks just like Crystal'. Seriously, like almost the same in appearance. I need to take her picture candidly and show everyone. Surely this doppleganger isn't nearly as awesome as Crystal and wouldn't know a womp-rat from a z95 headhunter. :(

I bet she is thinking 'who is that creepy arabic-lookin dude and why does he keep looking at me'. I should approach her and exclaim how she bears an uncanny resemblence to one of my friends on an Internet Message Board Forum, per advice of nick.

Because that is so less creepy.(y)

[na§tee]

EVIL ROBOT CRYSTAL!

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

[skra75]

Because that is so less creepy.(y)

well, duh. It was meant to be creepy. IRL I'm incredibully smooth.

[b i o n i c]

will you post a goddamn pic already

[b i o n i c]

oh wait i forgot my snappy orange



will you post a goddamn pic already

[trailerprincess]

well, duh. It was meant to be creepy. IRL I'm incredibully smooth.

Noted

[skra75]

since the main Crystal would die so would the rest!

and then the world would be Crystal-less.

I'm unsure whether mourning or parades would commence.

This entire concept was so funny I shot coffee out of my nose onto my spensive drawing tablet.

I imagined a "death to Crystal" parade, in the same general vien as the parade that happened when Saddam Hussein got thrown out of power. Giant statues of Crystal being dragged down the street with little kids hitting it with their flip flops in disrespect. Oh sweet lord lolololol

[camo]

I keep having to do these awkward double takes. Inside I'm thinking 'oh shit, that girl looks just like Crystal'. Seriously, like almost the same in appearance. I need to take her picture candidly and show everyone. Surely this doppleganger isn't nearly as awesome as Crystal and wouldn't know a womp-rat from a z95 headhunter. :(

I bet she is thinking 'who is that creepy arabic-lookin dude and why does he keep looking at me'. I should approach her and exclaim how she bears an uncanny resemblence to one of my friends on an Internet Message Board Forum, per advice of nick.

then you should lick her face, bark like a dog and then turn around and walk off. Then ask for her photo in about half an hour.

[beastieangel01]

This entire concept was so funny I shot coffee out of my nose onto my spensive drawing tablet.

I imagined a "death to Crystal" parade, in the same general vien as the parade that happened when Saddam Hussein got thrown out of power. Giant statues of Crystal being dragged down the street with little kids hitting it with their flip flops in disrespect. Oh sweet lord lolololol

ahahaha

you nutjob.

[ET]

Hmm, how can you possibly be productive with such a raging boner? OOOHHHHH!!!!

*insert brownie points here*