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Loppfessor
12-07-2006, 10:49 AM
Seriously man every time I go to the store I always see geezers buying like cases of cheap ass wine or a few boxes of the boxed crap. What gives? Are they that depressed that they just sit and chug wine all day?

monkey
12-07-2006, 11:25 AM
if you had no teeth, you;d spend your day sloshed on cheap wine too.

camo
12-07-2006, 11:32 AM
Seriously man every time I go to the store I always see geezers buying like cases of cheap ass wine or a few boxes of the boxed crap. What gives? Are they that depressed that they just sit and chug wine all day?

they drink to forget

Loppfessor
12-07-2006, 11:34 AM
they drink to forget

Isn't that what Alzheimer's is for?

TAL
12-07-2006, 11:35 AM
Isn't that what Alzheimer's is for?
No, then they would forget to drink.

koolBASD
12-07-2006, 11:47 AM
wine is good for your health

Loppfessor
12-07-2006, 11:49 AM
Yeah but isn't it a lil late in the game for those poor bastards? I mean why cling to the last few years???

Nivvie
12-07-2006, 12:02 PM
Lidl (a discount German supermarket) is the place to be for old drunks. It's soooo cheap, and they even have prostitutes outside at night now.
Russian, well wrapped up ones.

But I bought one of those german wooden Christmas things that spins about when you light candles underneath it in there for a fiver, so I love the place.

Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 03:12 AM
Lidl (a discount German supermarket) is the place to be for old drunks. It's soooo cheap, and they even have prostitutes outside at night now.
Russian, well wrapped up ones.

But I bought one of those german wooden Christmas things that spins about when you light candles underneath it in there for a fiver, so I love the place.
:eek: That's the lolz. Musta been Berlin or Wild East. They're about to hide the 'tutes everywhere else now.

camo
12-08-2006, 03:46 AM
Isn't that what Alzheimer's is for?

they forget they have that

Nivvie
12-08-2006, 12:21 PM
:eek: That's the lolz. Musta been Berlin or Wild East. They're about to hide the 'tutes everywhere else now.


Oddly enough, this is a town near me in Scotland.

It's full of eastern europeans, the Russian mob runs the drugs and a most of the little ethnic shops seem to be fronts for brothels. It's all very exciting. :rolleyes:

Loppfessor
12-08-2006, 03:45 PM
Oddly enough, this is a town near me in Scotland.

It's full of eastern europeans, the Russian mob runs the drugs and a most of the little ethnic shops seem to be fronts for brothels. It's all very exciting. :rolleyes:


Can I come visit you and then you'll take me there?

Big Gus
12-08-2006, 03:50 PM
Lidl (a discount German supermarket) is the place to be for old drunks. It's soooo cheap, and they even have prostitutes outside at night now.
Russian, well wrapped up ones.


Ahah! I thought my local LIDL being a den of eniquety (sp?) was local to my town only! The place is bombed out with fucked up bums drinking booze and shady looking foreign chaps in Mercedes.

Its not that the drinks all that cheap - it's reasonably priced but no more so than any other supermarket??

Why do they gather there???

Pres Zount
12-08-2006, 03:53 PM
Germany is close to France, and France has class.

Big Gus
12-08-2006, 04:54 PM
I've been to France a few times... Only the South Coast seemed even remotely "classy". They have poor hygeine levels....

They opened a big new Lidl in Dundee recently and when I go past on the bus you can almost see the booze-hounds being caught in it's gravitational pull...

ericlee
12-08-2006, 05:07 PM
I dunno, when I lived in Louisiana, all the old fogeys drank Busch and drove pick-ups. When they'd finish a beer, they'd chuck the can through the little back window into the bed of the truck and recycle them to buy more Busch. It was like an endless cycle.

marsdaddy
12-09-2006, 12:00 AM
The young winos can afford cover charges.

mikizee
12-09-2006, 01:34 AM
heres a bit of useless trivia....

boxed wine (a cask) was invented in my hometown, adelaide. here we call em goon bags. (cheap wine=goon). i have no idea why.

how about that.

Otis Driftwood
12-11-2006, 03:19 AM
I dunno, when I lived in Louisiana, all the old fogeys drank Busch and drove pick-ups.
If they have no house, where'd they drive to.
I didn't know Lidl was such a worldwide enterprise... :eek:

Tone Capone
12-11-2006, 06:24 AM
I've been drinking red wine during the week... I think that's how it starts.:(

Tzar
12-11-2006, 06:55 AM
heres a bit of useless trivia....

boxed wine (a cask) was invented in my hometown, adelaide. here we call em goon bags. (cheap wine=goon). i have no idea why.

how about that.
was it ACTUALLY invented in adelaide?

it's so fitting if it's true :cool:

Loppfessor
12-11-2006, 08:39 AM
Yes, yes but have we learned anything today? ....I know I did about where boxed wine was invented