"maybe you are alone because you can kinda be an obnoxious prick alot of the time"

[HEIRESS]

this is what my mom said to me last night when I was complaining that I cant find a boy

:(

[Loppfessor]

You're mom is my new hero!!

[skra75]

maybe it's because you live in Semi-Desert Canada instead of New York, Boston, or LA. Hmm...maybe. Possiblity. Yep.

[HEIRESS]

skra, can you be my new mommy? :(

[Kid Presentable]

Your mother is right. When you're an adult, they tell you the truth. You'll be fine though, because everybody is obnoxious.

[skra75]

*puts on apron and dishwashing gloves*

[Otis Driftwood]

That is why you must NEVER show weakness to your mom. They can wait for years to say something like that to you. Millenia, even...

[HEIRESS]

naw she says shit like that to me all the time, Im just like my mom though making us equally obnoxiously prickish

prickish?

:o

[abcdefz]

Has your mom been sending you those e-mails, by the way?

[HEIRESS]

ahahahah sadly no

I admit Ive been no ball of sunshine as of late because of the whole not getting my vagina touched thing, but yeah this week has been excessively anti-me in general

cept when it comes to young boys that I work with

[Loppfessor]

I dunno about obnoxious but you are a bit of a whiner....

[beastieangel01]

ha, that's something my Mom might say. She's quite sweet but makes fun of me a lot.

I'm sure you could get your cooter touched easily if you tried and/or didn't care about who it was. Forget standards! ;)

I kid.

[na§tee]

ahhh, mothers. they love the jibe. dinnae worry about it i'm sure she was just wary of promoting her daughter's vagina to the touching masses.

you have to stay single until february so you can snog loads of pretty nz boys!

[beastieangel01]

you have to stay single until february so you can snog loads of pretty nz boys!

listen to this woman. listen! you will be happy you did.

[camo]

this is what my mom said to me last night when I was complaining that I cant find a boy

:(


You look like the kinda girl who has to fight guys off with a big ass stick

[ampm]

this is what my mom said to me last night when I was complaining that I cant find a boy

:(

Put more degrading pictures of yourself in Sure Shots. That'll teach her.

[skra75]

Snog is such a fucking sexy word. "Snog" *mmmm* :o

[monkey]

my mom tells me not be a whore. she says "your father doesnt like when you know too many boys." and i laugh.

[Otis Driftwood]

Tell mom it doesn't matter cause there's no way you can go back to normal after having been otisized! :rolleyes:

[trailerprincess]

I went to see my parents after a trip to the gym last summer and I was talking to them in the garden, looking all sweaty and hot from my workout and my mum turned to me and said 'I don't know why you just don't make yourself sick instead of going to the gym. It's so expensive'

I then pointed out the additional dentristry costs which would mount up once chucking up acid on a daily basis started to destroy my teeth and she conceded her point.

Gotta love 'em.:)

[HEIRESS]

Put more degrading pictures of yourself in Sure Shots. That'll teach her.

NICE ONE! YEAH! *LOW FIVES*

[Nivvie]

the touching masses


There are touching masses?!
I think I might get my daughter one of these (http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/misc/torture/31.html)

[MC Moot]

this is what my mom said to me last night when I was complaining that I cant find a boy

:(

wow....I hear your "maybe you are alone because you can kinda be an obnoxious prick alot of the time" and raise you with "sometimes I think your ugly,sure your handsome,but on the inside you can be terribly ugly" this was my sister last night after I had delivered a tirade about the family tradition of midnight mass and hypocrisy.......it's the ones who ya love most who's words cut the deepest.....like to the bone if the element of truth exists....ahhhhh mi familia!.......happy holidays!

[QueenAdrock]

My friend's mom told her she couldn't find a boy because she was so stinky. Luckily, she took gas-x and now has herself a man.

Just try to cover up your prickish ways and you'll be fiine. Then when he's hooked, bring it back out because what's he gonna do when he's already whipped? TEE HEE.

[beastiegirrl101]

why do you need a boy? You are a strong, smart, independant woman...you dont need anything. When it happens, it happens...enjoy you! Youhave the rest of your life for all that man drama.

tright, I know. ..but true.

[g-mile7]

shit ill put like 400 babies in you if you want

[paul jones]

shit ill put like 400 babies in you if you want
400!?! she wouldn't be able to get through the door !

[g-mile7]

she wouldnt want 2 leave the bedroom anyways

[synch]

Who said that confidence was sexy?

[paul jones]

she wouldnt want 2 leave the bedroom anyways
yeah but you gotta take a shit sometime?!:)

[Nivvie]

yeah but you gotta take a shit sometime?!:)


I'm guessing she'd need a clean duvet cover at some point too, get a little much needed Lenor freshness in the room.

[marsdaddy]

The comeback would be:

Maybe.

Did you hide your true self until you were pregnant?

[cookiepuss]

my sister once told me I'd have trouble keeping a guy because i spent too much time alone and all tha alone time had made me selfish. gee thanks sissy dearest.:rolleyes:

[HEIRESS]

The comeback would be:

Maybe.

Did you hide your true self until you were pregnant?

I never say anything truly evil back, my mom has two forms of arthitis and is basically house ridden so I try not to give her a hard time if I can help it and I understand if she takes out some of her anger on me because I can take it as well as I can dish it out

[The Notorious LOL]

shes right, but thats a positive quality.

[SobaViolence]

can you be an independent woman if you are hopelessly in need/want of a man?


you're starting to smell of desperation...with a texture of cling wrap (n)


you don't need anyone.

[Lex Diamonds]

Airesse got ethered!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[cookiepuss]

you don't need anyone.

yes yes she does. she needs someone to touch her vagina, haven't you been listening? what is she suppose to do? Sit on her hand til it goes numb and try to give her self a "stranger"?

[SobaViolence]

if sex is the key to her happiness, i dont see why she just doesnt get dressed up, go out and get laid...

im not nearly as attractive as she is and i dont find it difficult to do.

[ET]

I'M BOSSAY!

[tracky]

my mum recently said "well you're never going to get married, are you"

thanks for the vote of confidence mum (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

my father did and still does refers to me as being "tubby." and i should eat less. my mother used to hide food from me. suppose it was for my own good.

[ET]

It's cool how parents try to pass things onto their children. Like their own inadequacies.

[HEIRESS]

can you be an independent woman if you are hopelessly in need/want of a man?


you're starting to smell of desperation...with a texture of cling wrap (n)


you don't need anyone.

I dont think you get it

Im used to succeeding at everything, it pisses me the fuck off if I dont do well in some aspect of my life, so I come on here and bitch about how my love life sucks because its what truly irks me at the moment

I dont walk around everyday in my life pissin and moaning IRL about not having a penis to stroke at night, if anything I act like the exact opposite which perhaps hinders my ability to attract the right breed of boy

and jesus, everyone needs someone, thats part of being fucking human so I dont see how that has anything to do with my independance or how it in any way makes me fucking desparate

Im just saying I want some loving, not a guy to pay my bills or house me or to make me feel fulfilled, my biggest problem is not being able to find an equal at the moment because I live in a shit-hole of a city, so fucking save your one liners for another thread where they will be better received

ps. saying cling wrap is so easterner of you

[Lyman Zerga]

i thought all canadians are friends with each other

[HEIRESS]

yeah whatever, Ill tell you to fuck off too if thatll make you feel more at home

[Lyman Zerga]

have wild kitchen sex with me

[HEIRESS]

can't there are three assholes in my kitchen playing scrabble with my fucking scrabble board and I was even given a call to be invited in on the game

whatever, Ill just sit here and enjoy my huge obnoxious prick by myself

[Lyman Zerga]

your prick turns me on (y)
and im ok with scrabble gangbanging

[Tone Capone]

Order a pizza and smash with the pizza boy in your living room.


They make movies about that kinda thing you know.


MOVIES!

[Bitchamachacha]

Heiress, dear...

You just got out of a very long relationship. You don't need to "find a boy" right now. Besides, you're still healing. Take this time to focus on yourself and let a "boy" find you.






And no I never take my own advice. ;)

[The Notorious LOL]

I dont think you get it

Im used to succeeding at everything, it pisses me the fuck off if I dont do well in some aspect of my life



welcome to real life where people fuck up at times.

[HEIRESS]

crazy, thats a new one to me
sorry if I wasn't totally coherent at 2 am and made some random sweeping generalizationg about my life and how I conduct it

Im gonna go to work now off of 3 hours of sleep

[The Notorious LOL]

you're getting too defensive. Maybe there should be about 30 more posts that involve kissing your ass.

[HEIRESS]

that would be great actually, thanks

or I could stop posting

problem solved

[HEIRESS]

Heiress, dear...

You just got out of a very long relationship. You don't need to "find a boy" right now. Besides, you're still healing. Take this time to focus on yourself and let a "boy" find you.






And no I never take my own advice. ;)

that very long relationship ended almost exactly a year ago

Im final chess match for the world championship focused

[Dorothy Wood]

my mom asked me if I'm having trouble with men because I'm too angry and mean. ha ha! I'M ONLY LIKE THAT AROUND YOU, MOM!

otherwise I'm delightful. well, actually, I am kind of mean, but that's part of my charm. the other day at my work party at the chamber of commerce, I called this lady a filthy whore (not to her face) because she was trying to network at the party and I feel that her business (window washing) is an affront to the homeless guys and creeps who normally wash windows in the city. THEY DIDN'T GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL, LADY! AND THEY DON'T HAVE ALL YOUR FANCY MAKEUPS AND PRISTINE WHITE JUMPSUIT WITH EMBROIDERY!

anyway, my boss likes her, and I said, "I think she's a filthy whore!" and he laughed really hard. (y)

ah, but perhaps non-gay men don't like that kind of stuff.

[SobaViolence]

it's the need to succeed...i understand now.

well, good luck.
hopefully you'll find a nice trophy of a boy and finally be content.


me, im off to get tylenol 3 and kiss the sky.

[skra75]

welcome to real life where people fuck up at times.

fucking-a-holy (y)
you nearly replaced the 'marmot' with that one.
but then I looked at the 'marmot' and he was SOOOOO CUUUTTEEE I said AWWWWW and decided not to kill him.