View Full Version : The 12 Pains of Christmas....
cookiepuss
12-07-2006, 04:57 PM
there is a parody song by the same name and I thought we could have some fun with our own version..... each person list one thing that is a pain to them at xmas until we get to twelve and then start over at one. get it?
"The first thing at christmas that's such a pain to me...."
the buying obligatory kiss ass gift for the boss you don't even like.
"The second thing at christmas that's such a pain to me...."
when people ask you what you are doing for christmas when you have repeatedly told them that you don't believe in christmas and have to explain why over and over again to the same fucking people.
venusvenus123
12-07-2006, 05:02 PM
the third pain of xmas is having to visit your in-laws, some of whom can be just plain horrid to you.
paul jones
12-07-2006, 05:11 PM
the 4th pain of chrismass is Roger the old guy at work saying 'nearly christmas' 2 months ago
Pres Zount
12-07-2006, 05:13 PM
"The Fif thing at christmas that's such a pain to me...."
My Nan sending me hundreds of dollars in the mail, but still not wanting to speak to me. I don't mind though, because Christmas dinner conversations used to involve how the holocaust never happenend anyway.
paul jones
12-07-2006, 05:37 PM
"The Fif thing at christmas that's such a pain to me...."
My Nan sending me hundreds of dollars in the mail, but still not wanting to speak to me. I don't mind though, because Christmas dinner conversations used to involve how the holocaust never happenend anyway.
tell your nan that I'm her long lost grandson(y)
Pres Zount
12-07-2006, 05:38 PM
Paul, she would believe it.
paul jones
12-07-2006, 05:53 PM
Paul, she would believe it.
brilliant!, tell her!
Pres Zount
12-07-2006, 05:57 PM
I would, but she's not speaking to me, you see.
Genocide Tulips
12-07-2006, 06:00 PM
"The sixth pain of christmas..."
Christians.
zorra_chiflada
12-07-2006, 07:40 PM
I would, but she's not speaking to me, you see.
it's my fault :(
you're dating someone of impure blood.
zorra_chiflada
12-07-2006, 07:42 PM
the seventh thing at christmas that's such a pain to me...
16 year old girls sitting on santa's knee and flirting with him and taking pictures with their phones because it's so "crazy" "random" and totally "cute"
Genocide Tulips
12-07-2006, 07:53 PM
the seventh thing at christmas that's such a pain to me...
16 year old girls sitting on santa's knee and flirting with him and taking pictures with their phones because it's so "crazy" "random" and totally "cute"
They think so until they start feeling Santa's coal.
the seventh thing at christmas that's such a pain to me...
16 year old girls sitting on santa's knee and flirting with him and taking pictures with their phones because it's so "crazy" "random" and totally "cute"
That gave me a chubby.
Pres Zount
12-08-2006, 04:51 AM
What are we up to? Nine or something?
Eight.
Nuclear Winter, I guess. Or not having any money, or starving and dying of exposure. Those last ones can still come under the Nuclear Winter header.
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