View Full Version : Getting Laid = Overrated
Caribou
12-07-2006, 06:50 PM
(AKA This is my opinion because technically I'm not a virgin but I feel like I am because the times I did have sex were rubbish and now I feel I'm never getting laid again so I have to say these things to myself to keep my spirits up.)
I can have alot of fun without chasing boners. Discuss.
Lex Diamonds
12-07-2006, 06:54 PM
Chasing boners doesn't always have to be so hard (lol). For instance, chasing my boner is like chasing a crippled elephant.
Size wise.
Genocide Tulips
12-07-2006, 07:00 PM
You'll find the right guy who knows how to please us girls very well and your opinion will change instantly. It's a rare find, but it'll happen.
paul jones
12-07-2006, 07:19 PM
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I can have alot of fun without chasing boners. Discuss.
get Tony Hawks Project 8 (y)
Kid Presentable
12-07-2006, 09:02 PM
get Tony Hawks Project 8 (y)
Is that on PS2? Any good?
Is that on PS2? Any good?
It is out for the ps2. I got it after seeing all this hype about how its got rid of all the old kiddy challenges and stuff. It hasn't. It's still pretty good although I've only played it a few times. Although don't believe everything you read online as allot of it is to do with the ps3 and xbox 360 version and these version have more features than our classic consoles.
You'll find the right guy who knows how to please us girls very well and your opinion will change instantly. It's a rare find, but it'll happen.
Yes, just keep fucking a bunch of dudes until you find one who's a stallion such as myself. You've seen me in Sure Shots. ;)
Project 8 is super buggy on the PS2. The create a skater mode is rubbish!!!! I can't make myself anymore so I chose the urban guy and covered him up as best I could. I didn't find it as fun as THPS3 or 2 even. I think 3 is probably one of my favorites. If only it had Spider Man like in 2.
At least Rodney Mullen is in this one.
Genocide Tulips
12-07-2006, 09:46 PM
To be honest, you're not that bad looking. I'd fuck you not even in a heart beat.
Kid Presentable
12-07-2006, 09:50 PM
'Stokens' sounds like the lamest shit ever.
To be honest, you're not that bad looking. I'd fuck you not even in a heart beat.
+80 Stokens!
checkyourprez
12-07-2006, 10:21 PM
chicks can get laid anytime they want.
If only it had Spider Man like in 2.
At least Rodney Mullen is in this one.
They filmed that Tony Hawk in the Spider Man gear at my old local skate park. Good Shit. Rodney Mullen is hand down the best skater. Ever.
Oh yeah..to stay on topic..getting laid isn't overrated.
Drederick Tatum
12-07-2006, 11:50 PM
chicks can get laid anytime they want.
true. girls can go down to any bar in any town and be all, "yo, who want dis?" and all the guys and probably half the girls will put their hands up.
true. girls can go down to any bar in any town and be all, "yo, who want dis?" and all the guys and probably half the girls will put their hands up.
Even the fat fat chicks 200 + lbs? I'm talkin T Rex fat chicks?.
Drederick Tatum
12-07-2006, 11:54 PM
those don't count as female...omgz sorry fatties!
Junker
12-08-2006, 06:01 AM
chicks can get laid anytime they want.
Exactly!!!!
Junker
12-08-2006, 06:03 AM
Rodney Mullen is hand down the best skater. Ever.
He's the perfect example of a crazy mofo. The guy is insane. An artist! (y)
Justin
12-08-2006, 06:10 AM
Getting laid isn't overrated. It's why we chase women.
If I didnt have a dick and women didnt have a vagina, I wouldnt see the point in doing anything together.
365 days a year, just talking to one another. That would suck!
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 06:31 AM
He's the perfect example of a crazy mofo. The guy is insane. An artist! (y)
Immune to gravity.
Back on topic-
And no if it's overrated its bad.
Kid Presentable
12-08-2006, 06:50 AM
They filmed that Tony Hawk in the Spider Man gear at my old local skate park. Good Shit. Rodney Mullen is hand down the best skater. Ever.
Oh yeah..to stay on topic..getting laid isn't overrated.
Koston for 99 Stokens.
Junker
12-08-2006, 07:31 AM
Immune to gravity. = (y)
Back on topic-
And no if it's overrated its bad.= (y)
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Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 07:33 AM
Now my post looks like it wants to embrace somebody... :confused:
(you know like 1st and 3rd line were arms :eek: )
The Notorious LOL
12-08-2006, 07:34 AM
no.
Junker
12-08-2006, 07:38 AM
Now my post looks like it wants to embrace somebody... :confused:
(you know like 1st and 3rd line were arms :eek: )
LOL
I sense a lot of imagination here :D
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 07:41 AM
Shake hands????????????(y)
Junker
12-08-2006, 07:44 AM
:)
====(y)
====(y)
Does this look like someone asking for a hug?
(Someone with a tiny head and long arms)
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 07:51 AM
Naw, looks like pole cleaning! And I'm not even gonna go into ASCII-art. That's so 1987...
Junker
12-08-2006, 07:58 AM
:)
===(y)
===(y)
L L
Now It looks like a person. (I think)
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 08:00 AM
Yeah, it almost looks like your Avatar - "You got birthday candle email" guy...
Junker
12-08-2006, 08:02 AM
Yeah, it almost looks like your Avatar - "You got birthday candle email" guy...
lol .... you're damn right. :p
RoryMC
12-08-2006, 08:24 AM
365 days a year, just talking to one another. That would suck!
Sometimes sucking can be better.
Caribou
12-08-2006, 09:27 AM
chicks can get laid anytime they want.
This got my hopes up.
Even the fat fat chicks 200 + lbs? I'm talkin T Rex fat chicks?.
those don't count as female...omgz sorry fatties!
This got my hopes riiight down again. Thanks a whole friggin bunch. :mad:
PS: I do not sound like Trey Parker.
Caribou
12-08-2006, 09:30 AM
Also a problem: ofcourse I'd like to get laid, but I don't want to be a whoring slutbag. Maybe it's stupid of me but I'd like to believe in a thing called lurve and relationships and that kind of ridiculousness.
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 09:32 AM
I hear you. Cause banging your chick 10 times is better than doing 9 skanks one time each. :cool:
Caribou
12-08-2006, 09:35 AM
Yeah. Ofcourse I'd be banging a dude and not a chick but the idea is the same.
Plus if you're 'banging' someone you love and you do it often you get better at it because you're learning what he likes and getting able to drive him kerrazy!
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 09:36 AM
Yeah. Ofcourse I'd be banging a dude and not a chick but the idea is the same.
Plus if you're 'banging' someone you love and you do it often you get better at it because you're learning what he likes and getting able to drive him kerrazy!
Yeah! Hurray for family values... (y)
Kid Presentable
12-08-2006, 09:36 AM
Cause banging your chick 10 times is better than doing 9 skanks one time each. :cool:
Hello Christmas Card!
This got my hopes riiight down again.
there are plenty of guys out there that like girls with some weight to them.
Junker
12-08-2006, 09:55 AM
Yeah. Ofcourse I'd be banging a dude and not a chick but the idea is the same.
Plus if you're 'banging' someone you love and you do it often you get better at it because you're learning what he likes and getting able to drive him kerrazy!
Yeah, but its also awesome when you drive a girl kerrazy even if you bang her only once.
Junker
12-08-2006, 09:58 AM
I hear you. Cause banging your chick 10 times is better than doing 9 skanks one time each. :cool:
Well, Its not a rule I think.
I think it would be great if you could bang your girl always and in the meanwhile bang 9 other chicks.
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 10:00 AM
Yeah, Casanova, but that's not what she wants to hear! :D
Junker
12-08-2006, 10:02 AM
Oh, oh...I mean...Im sorry.
Otis is damn right. Forget what I said. :o
Kerrbear
12-08-2006, 10:20 AM
there are plenty of guys out there that like girls with some weight to them.
Hey, we fat chicks (http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m225/kerrbear727/fatchick.jpg) can be cute too.
Caribou
12-08-2006, 10:24 AM
And only get attention from big hairy fat guys with a saliva control problem. ;)
Kerrbear
12-08-2006, 10:28 AM
And only get attention from big hairy fat guys with a saliva control problem. ;)
Hey, when they're fat, hairy, and slobbery, they're at least loyal.
Otis Driftwood
12-08-2006, 10:30 AM
Hey Junker, you all Insane Clown avatar now? :eek:
Junker
12-08-2006, 11:18 AM
Yeah....I'm thinking about changing it everyday. Oh, and it has to be a Smiley theme.
skra75
12-08-2006, 12:13 PM
Yeah, boy getting laid really sucks. waking up next to a beautiful 1/2 naked spanish girl who is purring softly in her sleep and then rolling over to her and making out with her right before work really sucks. Really ruins your whole day.
beastieangel01
12-08-2006, 12:25 PM
chicks can get laid anytime they want.
doesn't mean it'll be any good, though.
I wish there were a way to know ahead of time how good someone is in bed, to know if it's even worth it. Along with other information about the person. We should be given 100% honest fact sheets that we cannot fill out ourselves to be sure it's accurate. We can have them pinned to our back and then we know if we should bother with the person! haaaaaaaa.
I don't have to worry about that anymore at least. Wee.
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