Genocide Tulips

[cosmo105]

CHOOSE WISELY

[cosmo105]

hi robmoney!


nah it's just sorta not every day you see someone all of a sudden be like hay guise here's me i'd fuck all of you lol

[mickill]

hi robmoney....here's me i'd fuck all of you

Hey JESSICA. I just watched My Name Is Earl and ate some whole grain manicotti.

[cosmo105]

i've never sat down and actually watched that show. i was about 20 feet away from jason lee earlier this year in a record store...i think he saw me staring, mouthing, "but, i'm a fucking DEMON."

[zorra_chiflada]

he's a scientologist!

[hitmonlee]

neither trolls nor attention seekers should be fed!!!

[cosmo105]

he's a scientologist!
I KNOW!! i found out later and i was so bummed. they've got their claws on everyone :(

[TurdBerglar]

my knees hurt

[cosmo105]

why's that, turd?

how are you these days anyway? care for some tea?

[TurdBerglar]

tea is for hippies

[cosmo105]

oh come on. fine. hot chocolate? why do your knees hurt? are you getting enough calcium?

[zorra_chiflada]

arthritis attack!

[TurdBerglar]

it seems to be osteoarthritis

[zorra_chiflada]

SUCKED IN

[TurdBerglar]

was anyone speaking to you?

im having a conversation with cosmo

[zorra_chiflada]

cosmo is my friend, not yours. be silent.

[mickill]

My shoulder hurts because I slipped on the driveway twice last week. Then I slipped on it again this morning. Somehow this keeps affecting my one shoulder.

[mickill]

Well, today I didn't really slip, I actually tumbled. I don't know what's been happening with my balance and coordiantion.

[zorra_chiflada]

Well, today I didn't really slip, I actually tumbled. I don't know what's been happening with my balance and coordiantion.

inner ear!

[Dorothy Wood]

My shoulder hurts because I slipped on the driveway twice last week. Then I slipped on it again this morning. Somehow this keeps affecting my one shoulder.

haha, you fell down.

[cosmo105]

hrm. if it's a recurring thing, definitely get it checked out mike.

turd, try including more fish in your diet. salmon for example.

next?

[zorra_chiflada]

i have this itch...

[mickill]

It hurts, jerks.

[TurdBerglar]

fish makes me barf


any type of seafood does


i use to be able to eat seafood.


i love shrimp! but i can't eat it anymore :(

[ggirlballa]

i have this itch...

scratch till you bleed

[mickill]

I think it's because our driveway is sloped downwards slightly.

[zorra_chiflada]

scratch till you bleed

:(

[TurdBerglar]

it's not because your forehead is sloped downwards slightly?


i think that's the reason

[zorra_chiflada]

I think it's because our driveway is sloped downwards slightly.

i fell down some steps and broke my toe and it still hurts. and it was all the hot weather's fault!

[cosmo105]

I think it's because our driveway is sloped downwards slightly.
really? you should get that fixed. ours is upways.

[ggirlballa]

:(

:)

[jackrock]

I just got the blue tupin, bitches. I feel so relieved.

[TurdBerglar]

suicide roses are so much better

[mickill]

it's not because your forehead is sloped downwards slightly?


i think that's the reason
Maybe it's a combination of the two separate slopes. This is like some freak accident coincidence.

[mickill]

really? you should get that fixed. ours is upways.
Ours is upways towards the house but it aims downwards towards the street. Like, if you're on the street you'd be walking upways towards the house. But say you're standing in the house and decide to walk towards the street, then you're going downwards. I usually fall while going downwards.

[Genocide Tulips]

Ours is upways towards the house but it aims downwards towards the street. Like, if you're on the street you'd be walking upways towards the house. But say you're standing in the house and decide to walk towards the street, then you're going downwards. I usually fall while going downwards.

Fuck gravity. The bringer of many injuries.

[Otis Driftwood]

CHOOSE WISELY
(n) Where is the "I don't give flying carp" option, you jealous skankmistress?

[kll]

Well, today I didn't really slip, I actually tumbled. I don't know what's been happening with my balance and coordiantion.

or your spelling


i chose camwhoren00b

[jabumbo]

how you gonna teach a kid how to hoop on a sloped driveway, man?

[skra75]

Hmmm, lets see. I want to post on the Internet Message Board. I need a Alias Name...something dark and brooding to express my deepest most forbidden persona!

Homocide....noooo, too dark. Suicide......no, they'll think I'm a suicide girl which is cool but no.......Genocide...Yeah! So dark and brooding! And also! it has anti-semetic undertones! I'm an outlaw.

But now! I need something beautify to contrast that bad-girl persona! Rose? nah, Dandelion? too funny : P.....Tulips? Aww cheah! I love it. Genocide Tulips! They'll love me fo sho!

[b i o n i c]

shes cute young and blonde. id let her hump my leg

[beastieangel01]

sometimes she has responses that have made me chuckle a bit.

I was indifferent. So I chose lame chew chew head.

[Genocide Tulips]

Hmmm, lets see. I want to post on the Internet Message Board. I need a Alias Name...something dark and brooding to express my deepest most forbidden persona!

Homocide....noooo, too dark. Suicide......no, they'll think I'm a suicide girl which is cool but no.......Genocide...Yeah! So dark and brooding! And also! it has anti-semetic undertones! I'm an outlaw.

But now! I need something beautify to contrast that bad-girl persona! Rose? nah, Dandelion? too funny : P.....Tulips? Aww cheah! I love it. Genocide Tulips! They'll love me fo sho!

Actually, the name has more significance and serious personal meaning for me.

Each April 24th (Armenian Genocide Commemoration Holiday) hundreds of thousands of people walk to the genocide monument and lay flowers (usually red carnations or tulips) around the eternal flame. Armenians around the world mark the genocide in different ways, and many memorials have been built in Armenian Diaspora communities.

http://www.answers.com/topic/armenian-massacres

It's very personal and something I don't like going into.

[DandyFop]

Something you don't like going into and yet you chose that to be your screen name?

[jabumbo]

shes cute young and blonde. id let her hump my leg

i'd say that was a flattering statement, but you'd let a rock hump your leg

[skra75]

I'm just busting your ass stop being a pussy.

[b i o n i c]

i'd say that was a flattering statement, but you'd let a rock hump your leg

wow. well, maybe... but how do you figure

[Genocide Tulips]

Something you don't like going into and yet you chose that to be your screen name?

I know, a contradiction. However, I like my usernames to overall represent who I am and where I came from. It is also a reminder of how awful and fragile life can be. How easy we all wouldn't be here through no fault of our own or even before we are born.

[Dorothy Wood]

oh brother :rolleyes:

[ericlee]

suicide roses are so much better

I was thinking more like Bukakke Buttercups

[b i o n i c]

i still want to know why jabumbo thinks id let a rock hump my leg. a rock!

[jabumbo]

are you telling me that you don't like rocks or what?

[ericlee]

hmmm, pop rocks and soda on my penis. Ohhh, the fizzle. That sounds like a good idea. Thanks jabumbo.

[b i o n i c]

i cant remember the last time we exchanged words, and this is what you say?

sure, who doesnt love getting humped by a rock or two, but the way you put it... i dunno...

[kll]

this is the funniest jabumbo has been EVER...

[cosmo105]

skankmistress? does that mean i'm in charge of all skanks? COOL! pussycat dolls, HERE I COME :cool:

[marsdaddy]

I had a driveway like that once. It took me a while to realize I wasn't the best pitcher ever!

[ericlee]

this is the funniest jabumbo has been EVER...

oh cmon, I thought my bukakke buttercups was a good name.

That wasn't funneh?

[jlees_mcsd]

Funny mine is driveWAY. Ha I made a lame joke.
Salt. I have to salt every inch of my yard. I broke my ankle falling off my porch two years ago and I have a contusion on my left foot right now from slipping in my walk way. I swear the older I get the clutzier I get.

[Miho]

Actually, the name has more significance and serious personal meaning for me.



http://www.answers.com/topic/armenian-massacres

It's very personal and something I don't like going into.

Are you fully Armenian? Do you have all your family in Armenia?

[Genocide Tulips]

My family is from there until my grandparents moved here and then moved back. Eventually they stayed in the States.

My mom is not Armenian, my dad is though. So, I'm half or however that works.

[Miho]

That's nice. My parents were born in Greece and Albania, but they're both Vlachs. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlachs) I would be the first generation in the US. Anyway, I was just curious. I'm always interested in minority ethnicities, as I'm one as well.

[ET]

Lame Echewta? You might as well put Gay Chuck Norris on there. Chuck Norris would fuck all men, women, animals, and plants. And has.

Very resourceful pirating of someone else's Myspace pictures. Big ups to the leggings. They're not cheap at Hot Topic unless you get the online deal.

[Lo_Lyfe]

let me ruminate here on the prettiest white gheto bytch i ever seen

twolips came into my life an i came into my hand. aint never seen no lotus petal type shit make me go SMD like a fukkin hoodrat. if 50 cent were here i tell him yo ferrari-f50 you mumblin bytch ass nicc sit yo wanksta baiitn ass down we got the final dance scene comin up.

me an twolips gettin gully havin ugly kids an pullin stick ups an shyt. ride wit me boo ima make you are star

i went an bought one of those jaazmatazz cds and i bump the shit tryin to be all Less clayPorn for my love intererest. oh shit a dude gonna start cuttin himself over thios shyt. is fukked up dam yo

[Pres Zount]

Beautiful.

[Kid Presentable]

Pres, I gave Lo-Lyfe your msn contact thingo. I can't help him out with this one.

[Pres Zount]

Bless.


Well, it's all up to him now.