PDA

View Full Version : Guess what I bought afronaut?

Dorothy Wood
12-08-2006, 01:14 AM
I got it at a hipster craft fair.

feel free to guess after this brief im conversation that took place about the matter:

Me: you want to guess what kind of present I bought afronaut?
bob: is he your secret santa?
Me: no
bob: or vice versa
bob: whatever
bob: so wait why'd you buy him something
Me: I just wanted to buy this thing and he's the only person I could think of to give it to that might actually use it
Me: it was $2!
bob: oh
Me: guess
bob: condoms
12:15AM
Me: no!
bob: dildoes
Me: I got it at a craft fair
bob: dreamcatcher
Me: p.s. ima make this a thread
bob: banana stickers
Me: don't try to be funny or clever!
Me: OMG, SO CLOSE!
bob: star stickers
Me: no no
bob: banana peels
bob: banana phones
Me: nooo
bob: banana splits
Me: I wish
bob: banana dildoes
Me: I said, "don't try to be clever"
bob: i dunno i thought "banana stickers" was pretty clever and you said "so close" so i dunno
bob: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME
Me: that is close though
bob: the stickers part or the bananas part
Me: A GODDAMNED GLASS OF WATER
Me: I ASKED YOU 20 MINUTES AGO
cosmo105
12-08-2006, 01:15 AM
dildo stickers!
zorra_chiflada
12-08-2006, 01:18 AM
something to do with buttfucking?
cosmo105
12-08-2006, 01:22 AM
something to do with buttfucking?
it makes so much sense!
Dorothy Wood
12-08-2006, 01:22 AM
not necessarily
Bob
12-08-2006, 01:23 AM
broken glass up the butt
zorra_chiflada
12-08-2006, 01:25 AM
is it something to do with his goddamn hippie name that i can't even say or think of?
Dorothy Wood
12-08-2006, 01:29 AM
nope
mickill
12-08-2006, 01:32 AM
Something elegant and glorious!
ggirlballa
12-08-2006, 01:33 AM
genocide tulips?
Genocide Tulips
12-08-2006, 01:52 AM
What?
ggirlballa
12-08-2006, 01:54 AM
What?

nah forget it i'm half asleep right now
Lyman Zerga
12-08-2006, 02:04 AM
be nice to frankie, he is my baby!
DandyFop
12-08-2006, 02:11 AM
dhanvantari

=

ultimate hippy name
roosta
12-08-2006, 02:13 AM
a god damned glass of water?
Genocide Tulips
12-08-2006, 02:15 AM
Better be the holy grail of water.
Dorothy Wood
12-08-2006, 11:15 AM
NO

pay attention to what bob said!
milleson
12-08-2006, 11:19 AM
Scratch 'n' Sniff stickers?
na§tee
12-08-2006, 11:20 AM
why does sarky get to im bob and bob get to im sarky when claire gets no love? HUH?

umm. i don't know. a coconut bra?
TAL
12-08-2006, 11:21 AM
NO

pay attention to what bob said!
broken glass up the butt

That was easy.
Dorothy Wood
12-08-2006, 11:26 AM
no no, it fits in an envelope. a letter-sized standard envelope.
milleson
12-08-2006, 11:27 AM
Magic Beans!
TAL
12-08-2006, 11:33 AM
19 pubes?
Planetary
12-08-2006, 11:34 AM
some balls ohhhhhhh
Dorothy Wood
12-08-2006, 11:35 AM
now you guys are just trying to think of dirty things instead of actually figuring out what it might be! perverts!
milleson
12-08-2006, 11:37 AM
Banana catcher?
Genocide Tulips
12-08-2006, 12:06 PM
The Chiquita sticker on bananas?
Pres Zount
12-08-2006, 03:12 PM
A bananna?
DipDipDive
12-08-2006, 03:14 PM
I bet it's those cat butt stickers.
DIGI
12-08-2006, 04:35 PM
banana hammock?
DIGI
12-08-2006, 04:36 PM
I bet it's those cat butt stickers.


I have an "American Shorthair" magnet on my desk.
Dorothy Wood
12-08-2006, 05:39 PM
no no no
Bob
12-08-2006, 05:43 PM
gift card redeemable for bananas and/or banana smoothies
afronaut
12-12-2006, 05:08 PM
Is it an iron on badge with bananas and wtf on it?
marsdaddy
12-12-2006, 05:17 PM
Dancing bear stickers!
afronaut
12-12-2006, 09:37 PM
Is it an iron on badge with bananas and wtf on it?
AM I RIGHT?
Genocide Tulips
12-12-2006, 10:03 PM
Dancing Banana shirt.
cosmo105
12-12-2006, 10:03 PM
a bucket of dildos?
Dorothy Wood
12-12-2006, 10:10 PM
Is it an iron on badge with bananas and wtf on it?

WINNER!
marsdaddy
12-13-2006, 01:43 AM
WINNER!There is NOTHING hippy about that. NOTHING! Damn kids and their lack of history.