So i was faffing around on myspace just now

[Teh]

And was reading the comments left on a mate from works profile after i left one, and a wee bit down there's a few comments from another girl from work, who i pulled at a party ages ago, but we decided just to be "friends". I'd consider myself to be good mates with both of them anyway, but halfway down there's a bunch of posts ripping the piss out of me, and not in a nice way either. There's some video of them both impersonating me too, plus i think they're going to start a "vicious" rumour about me tomorrow.

so that has just made my fucking weekend.

but i'm over it.


anybody got any good one-liner rumours for me?

[TurdBerglar]

hahahahaha

[Caribou]

Jesus Timmeh, What kind of 'friends' do you have? You seemed to be getting screwed over by these people quite a bit. What a bunch of bastards.
I think you should spread a rumour that the female 'friend' gave your male 'friend' an STD and then get a tube of anti-herpes cream somewhere and put a sticker with her name on it as 'proof'.
That'll teach her to be a nasty skank.

[Teh]

Jesus Timmeh, What kind of 'friends' do you have? You seemed to be getting screwed over by these people quite a bit. What a bunch of bastards.
I think you should spread a rumour that the female 'friend' gave your male 'friend' an STD and then get a tube of anti-herpes cream somewhere and put a sticker with her name on it as 'proof'.
That'll teach her to be a nasty skank.

Werd, fuck knows man. I certainly don't. I'm beginning to think it's personal, but in reality i'm probably better off without these people. Funny that the people i've known and fallen out with the most in the past at high school and from Sainsbo's are now my true mates. That's a bit wierd really.

I dunno, it was really wierd with this girl, one minute we're kissing like nobodies business, then she's telling me we should just be friends and now i'm getting the piss ripped out of me between her and other people from work. On the net. I fucking hate this job anyway, so i'll probably just quit after xmas and go somewhere else. I know for a fact i'll probably end up punching the manager in the gob at the xmas night out tomorrow so it's all good. That'll be fun.

la

[Pres Zount]

Punch him for me.

[The Notorious LOL]

hahahahaha




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[Teh]

Punch him for me.

?

[Pres Zount]

Your manager.

[Teh]

It's not my fault people are morons, idiots, and two faced wankers.

Like you've never felt it.

[TAL]

two faced wankers.

Like you've never felt it.
Well, they were two girls with one face each. And it felt good.