So, what makes you a fatass?

[DipDipDive]

Me? I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth before I went to bed last night, and I just woke up about 20 minutes ago. At 1:00 pm.

:o :(

[ggirlballa]

my fat ass

[TAL]

Post pictures of your ass and see if people say it's fat.

[Bob]

Me? I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth before I went to bed last night, and I just woke up about 20 minutes ago. At 1:00 pm.

:o :(

same thing, but 2:30

actually, i think i'm gonna go back to bed, i'm a little tired from all that sleeping

[ericlee]

Having no job like me..

Playing online Euchre to try to defend your rating, only to watch it drop.

Did those assholes call you back?

I got a call back from mine. My background check is clear and was told that I'll be getting a call soon. Well, it's been a week.

I don't know what function these guys work with but damn, I need to work. And I'm getting fat, because I don't work.

[jennyb]

sitting here glued to the internet when I should be off being a productive human being

(my god there's a lot of "being" in that post!)

[jackrock]

Not going to school for the past 3 weeks, doing nothing but video games. I guess I worked on the weekends, but still!

[DipDipDive]

Did those assholes call you back?

More or less. They called to see if I was available for a one-day assignment, at which point I asked for an update on that whole situation. The lady who interviewed me had finally gotten back in touch with the temp agency, but she still had to meet with the ceo of the company and work out some details before they can offer me the position. I'm expecting a call about that on monday.

HOWEVER, turns out the temp agency wants to directly hire me for an internal position. I went in for an interview with the vp of the temp agency yesterday, and it sounds like I have the job. It seems interesting and there's a shit ton of opportunities for advancement. I don't want to get too cocky this time though, because last time I did that, it made me all the more anxious when I didn't hear anything back for such a long time.

It's funny how things work out.

P.S. It's now 2:30 and I'm still in my jammies. :o

[ggirlballa]

P.S. It's now 2:30 and I'm still in my jammies. :o

*high five*(y)

[Pres Zount]

I just play video games all day and eat junk food. When I'm not doing that I'm on the internet.

I used to be able to go to work without a belt. Now I need a belt IE I am losing weight.

[zorra_chiflada]

joe is one of those people that actually needs bulking up shakes to maintain a normal weight. :(
help me get joe back to normal weight!


42 inches makes me a fatass.

[hitmonlee]

the fact im too lazy to do anything
although currently im starving and have no food and cant be bothered to walk to the shops, so while not moving makes me a fatass, not eating doesn't.

[Kerrbear]

Does being in your jammies at 9:51pm on a Saturday night make you a fatass? Or just a big loser?

[QueenAdrock]

Welp, I'm too lazy to make actual dinner so I had a chocolate chip cookie.

[jennyb]

I had some olives, a dinner roll, mixed nuts, some fruit and a glass of wine. *shakes head* I'm too lazy to cook anything for myself. I just think of having to do the dishes later and say nay to the whole cooking thing.

[Lyman Zerga]

im 24/7 in my pyjama but not always in the same one

[jennyb]

My goodness! Definately this gift basket just shipped to our office from a client. It's huge and filled with chocolate and biscuits and oh man. :(

[cosmo105]

total play time for twilight princes: 20:04 :o

[Caribou]

I eat very unhealthily. On workdays I have breakfast at 4 PM, which is usually a sandwich and some soup, and when I get home in the evening I just start snacking. Bisquits and chocolate and all that.
On my days off I hardly move and I snack even more.
That's why I'm a lardy bum. But I always have been and I'm not the kind of person to go changing all of a sudden.

[paul jones]

a naked american fatass stole my balloons

[ET]

Reese's products and starches. Bar none.

Chic Fil A too. :(