watz the most embarrassing thing that has happened to ya?

[miranda15]

SO share ur embarrassing stories here...

[Pres Zount]

My cock exploded.

[befsquire]

omg. did it get all over zorra?

[Pres Zount]

I was at work and I hit it with a pneumatic drill.

[ggirlballa]

blue balls?

[ericlee]

I sharted once when I was at work because I had a messed up stomach.

It was a bad shart so, I had to go home and change.

I took off my pants before I got in the car and was driving home with no pants or underwear on.

Yeah, I shat my pants.

[Pres Zount]

You drew mud.

[ericlee]

You drew mud.

mudslide.

[Audio.]

I shit my pants in the playground during elementary.

I shit my pants at the front door of the apartment right after holding it from a 1 hour trip where I last ate Taco Bell's pizza style, multi topping, chilli plaza which really spoiled my stomach. At the time when they had Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace promotion.

I got into the wrong car with the wrong people. I thought it was my ride. Happened this year.

[Dorothy Wood]

I pooped my pants in 9th grade a little because my teacher wouldn't let me leave the classroom until some lady was done giving a presentation about careers or something, but nobody knew it, so I guess it wasn't that embarrassing. it was terrifying though.

once in college, I was playing indoor soccer and I started my period unexpectedly, but didn't think it was gonna be that heavy, so I ran to the bathroom and fashioned a pad out of paper towel and continued playing. well, the paper towel didn't hold up and part of it fell out of my shorts and some bitch on the other team stopped and screamed and picked it up and threw it off to the side and said something like, "that's fucking nasty! who the fuck does that belong to?!" but I never fessed up. :/ gross. should've known better. I guess that wasn't embarrassing either, since I wasn't identified.


oh here, once in 5th grade, we were working in partners, but kept being too loud, so the teacher gave us warnings. I was joking around and arguing with my partner and got in trouble for saying "up yours" to him, and tried to cover it by saying I said "up your nose". but he kept teasing me and we were laughing and I farted realllly loudly. and we both burst out laughing and ruined the whole working in partners thing for everyone. oops.

[Kid Presentable]

The other weekend I got a chronic gastro attack when I was driving the missus home and I screeched into somebody's front yard and shouted "FUCKING DRIVE WOMAN I'M GOING TO SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!" and spent the ride to our place doubled over like a half-shut pocket knife. I was just glad we're married, and not dating. I made her drop me off at the end of our driveway so I could fast-forward-shuffle to the gate and get in the ahead of her, so she wouldn't hear the worst of my eructations.

I came out and said "and you women complain about childbirth...."

EDIT: Although pretty embarrassing, I've made such a cunt of myself on numerous occasions in my life, that this story is but one of many.

[insertnamehere]

oh here, once in 5th grade, we were working in partners, but kept being too loud, so the teacher gave us warnings. I was joking around and arguing with my partner and got in trouble for saying "up yours" to him, and tried to cover it by saying I said "up your nose". but he kept teasing me and we were laughing and I farted realllly loudly. and we both burst out laughing and ruined the whole working in partners thing for everyone. oops.

hahahahaha, thats fantastic

in 10th grade i was really sick and all drugged up and kind of out of it and weak (turns out i had pnemonia but i dont think i knew that at the time because i was still at school). i stood up at one point and pissed myself. i didnt even feel like i had to pee. i just stood up and it started running out.

i was too embarrased to tell the teacher and i didnt know what to do, so i just sat back down. i then went to all of my classes. i was really hoping that people would just think i sat in something because surely no one would just walk around all day with pissed pants. i heard some people whispering at one point but no one ever said anything to me and i never got picked on for it :confused:

[Dharma]

This is the most disgusting shit I have ever read, pun intended.

[Randetica]

i remember guys found sanitary towels in my school bag and been all like "WTF IS THAT?" and showed it around

they were not used ones though


i also pissed my pants in public a few times because of uncontrolable laughters and an uncontrolable bladder


i once fell down and my school stuff was flying all over the road and my friend couldnt stop laughing while i was trying not to get hit by a car


and i was too shy to ask for handkerchiefs so i had to blow my nose load into my handmade knitting work, the teacher kept asking to see my work but i told her im not done yet, again and again till she gave up

[Matt]

I have to preface this by saying that I have not bought a pair of pants in three years. All of my pants have giant holes in them, and I taught myself to sew by patching them up.

Anyway, I was at my sister's graduation, sitting in the bleachers of the community center. I was sitting in a very uncomfortable position, when all of a sudden, I look down and my pants were ripped at the crotch. I had also decided, for some unknown reason, to go commando that day. So, one of my balls flopped out of my pants at my sister's graduation. (y)

[Audio.]

hahahah haha rofl haha so many shit in pants, uncontrollable farts and public gentile exposure. haha this is a good thread.

[Matt]

Oh, that wasn't the first time my genitals were publicly exposed, just the first unintentional time.

:cool:

[ericlee]

dammit, I almost had this thread killed.

[Matt]

I win.


Well, my balls win, anyway.

[ericlee]

I win.


Well, my balls win, anyway.


Pfft, the ass of my pants have ripped on two seperate occasions without me knowing- both times commando style.

Once while at work, a coworker in her 50's, a plumper told me that I had a rip in my pants. I reached my hand back there and the rip was from the top of my ass cheeks to the bottom. She was smiling very much.

Then in Kuwait, I'm in the supermarket and was told my pants were ripped by an Arab lady.

Now for the classic stories- my wife was using MSN chat with her female friend in our bedroom and the webcam was turned on. Our shower was in the bedroom and my wife walked into the living room leaving her conversation on. I come walking out of the shower and into the bedroom butt naked and I start hearing kisses, rings and buzzers.


Once while working at a little convenient store, I was stocking the drink freezer and it was cold as hell so to keep warm, I started doing the running man, thinking nobody would come to the store since it was late. Next thing I knew, I look over towards the freezer door and there was a couple on the outside laughing their ass off at me.

Take that!! Matt's nuts.

[Praying Mantis]

2 months ago, I was running late from work and had to pick up my little girl from school. i was running to catch my bus and as i turned a corner my left slipped and my right knee massively rotated and twisted. I fly to the ground, like a headfirst slide. My laptop bag flies off my shoulder; my blackberry skips about 3 feet. As I roll over and look up, there are 2 dogs sniffing me and licking me profusely. Their owener, an extremely hot girl, finds my blackberry, damaged, and hands it to me.

Extremely embarrassed she asks me if Im alright. i mumble yes back to her trying not to show my face. I holster my blackberry and get the bus at the corner.

Knee kept hurting for about a month. Needless to say November 5th, I have 7:00 am arthroscopic surgery to repair a torn meniscus in my right knee. YAY!!!!

[Videodrome]

ive had that surgery before. it's not so bad.

an embarrassing moment for me would of been back in my high school days i was at keg party getting hammered and i whipped out my junk and pissed in a trash can. this was in someones kitchen and i must of thought i was in the bathroom. at least 20 people witnessed it. the night ended with me getting arrested for passing out in someones yard like 12 houses down with puke all over the front of me. disorderly conduct. i was THAT guy.

[paul jones]

I went to put the garden bin out an hour ago then realised the garden waste collection isn't til' next week!

oh what a McCain!

[Matt]

Take that!! Matt's nuts.

Oof. I've got two more stories, both from first grade.

I've always had a thing about shitting, in that I cannot shit in a place that isn't my home. When I went to camp, I held my shit for a week. I've only recently been able to shit at my girlfriends house. Anyway, I've been like this as far back as I can remember, and this includes first grade. It was about 9 in the morning, and I was coloring or something, when I realize I had to take a shit. A big, foamy, watery dump. I knew I couldn't shit at the school, so I figured if I got sent home, I could poo in the comfort of my own bathroom. After hatching this devious plan, I made my way up to the teacher and told her I felt sick and needed to go to the nurse. She approved, and I swear I was two steps from the door when my bowels let loose hellfire. Just as I suspected, my dookie was watery, foamy, and for some reason, it burned.I got my wish. I got to go home, but oddly enough, I didn't have to use the bathroom anymore.

That one not only ruined my underwear, but my pants, socks, and shoes, as well. On to the next one...

This was a couple months later, near the end of the school year. I had somehow managed to live down the shitting incident, as I was a networking little bastard and had made good friends with nearly everyone in the class. Anyway, I was wearing my favorite pair of gray pants that I had had for forever. We had really old, rickety desks, holdovers from the seventies because the school had very little money. My particular desk had a nail sticking out of the bottom that most days I was careful to avoid. i never told the teacher about it, because I didn't like to complain. Anyway, my friend David called me over to his desk because he had the Death Of Superman comic and he knew I wanted to read it. Excited to see one of my favorite superheroes kick the bucket, I got up rather hurriedly. The nail sticking out of my desk snagged the crotch of my pants, which ripped away, exposing my first grade dick and balls to anyone who looked before I could cover them up.

I was impressive, even then :cool:

In retrospect, I really should have told the teacher about that nail, cause I would have been able to save my favorite pants for another year or so. But it makes a great story. I ended up switching schools the next year, and by the time I reached high school and was able to reunite with everyone I had gone to school with for that year didn't remember the incident, and most didn't even remember me. Thank god.

There. I have some more embarrassing stories, though not many more that involve my genitals. I win the thread again.

[Nygel]

this is the best thread thus far i've seen on here.

i dont have anything though... most my embarrassment is like... askign a stupid question during class cuz i spaced out or something. or that time i shot that kid with teh roman candle. i was kinda embarrassed. OH, at a birthday party a few of us were dancing on some tables, guess who slipped and fell off? thats about it.

[cosmo105]

where to begin?

summer of sophomore year in high school, running late (literally) to my summer precalc/trig course. in creepers. with platforms a good 2" high. tripped over a crack, busted my ass on the sidewalk in front of the ridiculously goodlooking senior that looked like Danny Zuko. he just stared at me as i went flailing out, sprawled in front of him on the floor. cheeks flushed bright red, picked myself up and limped to my class, blood gushing from my knee and my ankle throbbing. i fractured it (y)

freshman year of high school, playing soccer or some shit on the field at p.e. the day after a rainstorm. so it was muddy. and someone faked me out. you get where i'm going here. luckily i was in my gym clothes, but i fucking sliiiiid and fell completely facefirst into very wet mud. covered in it. friends laughed hysterically. had to go to the locker room, shower and change.

sophomore year again. walking over some tables during lunch to meet my friends. didn't see a puddle. busted ass on the concrete in a very wide open public space, in front of the table of mean skater guys. roars of laughter. tears from jessica.



the other day was embarrassing enough, too. not horrendous, but still a little :o. after a guest lecture we had attended, a woman came up to me to ask me something about making some signs for this function we have coming up on saturday. it took me a few minutes to remember she had talked to me about it before the lecture, too, because i was totally clueless for a minute. then i said, very loudly, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk" (because i was) and she gasped. a few people chuckled. heh. :o

[Audio.]

where to begin?

freshman year of high school, playing soccer or some shit on the field at p.e. the day after a rainstorm. so it was muddy. and someone faked me out. you get where i'm going here. luckily i was in my gym clothes, but i fucking sliiiiid and fell completely facefirst into very wet mud. covered in it. friends laughed hysterically. had to go to the locker room, shower and change.



hahahah that reminds in junior high, during P.E. (just one day after a rainy week) we had to run the mile it has same exact setting in your story just that somewhere in the field there was a big ditch and before it lies this road of mud. We (my buddy and I) were running behind a class mate and he was going straight for the muddy road, he started sliolate barde forward with one foot in air all while trying to balance himsel. Just seconds before we can pass him, he falls in the fucking biggest ditch full of mud water I ever seen. lmao the dude literally looked a the human size choc I ever.

[hpdrifter]

Doing a show once, had too much to drink beforehand and almost fell off the stage in mid head bang. Thank god for the monitors! I still get sick to my stomach when I think of that.

Coupla weeks ago went to my friend's family reunion, there was a band. Because I used to play in bands my friends and fiance were like, you've gotta get up and sing! Anyway, so I got up to try to sing Say it aint so and blew it. I guess I don't know that song as well as I thought I did!

These others are funnily embarassing. Mine seem to just be sad and pathetic. :(

[ET]

Pretended I was a 15 year old girl on the internet.

[abcdefz]

I remember when I first started working at my second church and one of the longtime members came by to introduce himself. Nice guy.
Asked me what I was working on. I showed him this kinda crappy dove logo that looked like it'd been around for most of the church's century.
I was trying to fix it up while still keeping the shape somewhat recognizable to the old one, so the transition wouldn't be too jarring, and I
was being pretty critical about it. The guy was pretty interested, which fed my ego, so I just kept going, tearing into it, and so on.

Found out later that it was his design. Oops.