the assholes at toys r us

[The Notorious LOL]

keep the empty wii boxes on the shelf complete with price tag. When I saw them my penis instantly inflated and I ran to the counter and said "DO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE WII OR IS THAT BOX JUST A PENIS TEASE?!" and the lady advised that they do not. Now I have terrible blue balls and need to see a physician.

[Pres Zount]

Yeah. I hate that.

The wii display boxes at EB Games are tatty from me picking them up and walking them to the counter. Only to be dissapointed!

[The Notorious LOL]

she was at least cool about and said "I really wish they wouldnt do that..it confuses and sometimes angers customers" and I said I agreed and had to wrap my erection around my thigh and left butt cheek so it wouldnt kill any little kids on the trip out.

[Pres Zount]

The wankers at EB just slick their hair back a bit more and say "sorry, dude" :cool:

Shut up.

If I was experiencing the erections of gigantic proportion that you are, I would slap them in the face with it. It's what they deserve.

[Big Gus]

I kinda assumed they'd all be snapped up on pre-order in the UK and I advised people who thought they'd get one over the counter that they might have to wait.

Doesnt seem to be the case everywhere is selling them.

Shame I dont have £180. :( Fucking Christmas shopping.

[na§tee]

sympathy i have.

i'm taking a break from wii bowling and watching four other people playing it atm. and uploading a video of them playing wii tennis looking like fannies to youtube too but it's taking fucking ages.

take that erection and destroy all the wii boxes with it. i would invite you round but that is pretty impossible. i haven't showered or gone outside today. uuuuuggggghhhh.

[The Notorious LOL]

next week Best Buy is getting in a shitload. My sister is going for me since I will be working :mad:

[Bob]

next week Best Buy is getting in a shitload. My sister is going for me since I will be working :mad:

dude fuck your job

get a wii

[Pres Zount]

narstee; I don't think anyone expects you to shower or leave the house since you have zelda.

I could have had one by now, had I not been so sure of getting one. :(

[DandyFop]

I don't think I could know less about what the wii is/does/encompasses, other than it's something nintendo made and I didn't really know how it was pronounced for a while. I am assuming this is partially because I don't have TV and don't see any commercials...will it play root beer tapper? that's all I would really need.

[Documad]

Yeah, my friend's wife had the same experience at the same store. She was so pissed off.

I am convinced that they will dump a ton of them on the market soon. They make all their money on the games and if they want to sell all those $50 games, they need to get the consoles in the hands of players. By rolling them out slowly at first, they're creating far more interest than if they had just put them up for sale all at once. Even my friends who don't play games know about the wii.

P.S. I put it back in the box for another week because I have a trial this week out of town. I love Zelda but I so stubborn about trying to figure out everything on my own so I got stuck on something silly last night and I think I accidentally did something too soon. Oh well.

[Pres Zount]

damn their brilliant marketing strategies to hell.

I hope Tasmania gets another one before Christmas.

[na§tee]

it is absolutely amazing how even my most sceptical of friends/acquaintances have come in and been converted. put a remote in their hands and get them playing tennis and they are all over it. i suffered my first wii-injury last night when sarah whacked me over the head in tennis. i was delighted!

[abcdefz]

Is this the one where the controller somehow jumps or senses your hand motion or whatever, and it's supposed to stay strapped around the wrist?

Our local paper already ran an article about injuries from whichever one it was.

[ggirlballa]

i haven't been inside a toys r us in years, thank god, actually now i'm missing the toys i would play with there, screw recommended age 6-8

[ET]

Same thing happened to me. I knocked over the Beast Wars Transformers clearance rack.

[venusvenus123]

you all sound demented. (minus dandy) just thought i'd let you know.

[Bob]

NEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSS! (http://www.80stees.com/images/products/ROTN_Ogre-Tee-shirt.jpg):mad: :mad: :mad:

[ScarySquirrel]

Is this the one where the controller somehow jumps or senses your hand motion or whatever, and it's supposed to stay strapped around the wrist?

Our local paper already ran an article about injuries from whichever one it was.
I know that a website is already dedicated to this as well.

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/

[synch]

If you deliberately throw your controller across the room then your movements should be restricted for your well being and ours.