theres nothing like...

[Planetary]

a nice strong brew with some cheese and oatcakes with brown sauce in the morning.

what about you?

[Pres Zount]

I dunno. Pizza I guess.

[jackrock]

Tea and a blanky.

[na§tee]

are these those absolutely delightful staffordshire oatcakes i discovered last year?

[Otis Driftwood]

6 Mugs of coffee and a spliff

[Planetary]

are these those absolutely delightful staffordshire oatcakes i discovered last year?

yeah <333333333 omfgzzzzz

[na§tee]

i made an absolutely PHENOMENAL breakfast yesterday for everyone in my flat. phenomenal.

unsmoked bacon, toulouse sausages, pork sausages, fried egg, mushrooms, potato scone, toast and a fabulous new type of heinz baked beans with added worcestershire sauce! oh, and of course loads of tea and orange juice.
i am the cooked breakfast QUEEN. haven't done it in ages. i took pictures to revive the what's for tea (or breakfast) thread but my hob looked really, really dirty and i didn't want to embarass myself.

but it was a great start to a rainy day staying inside drinking whisky and coke playing zelda (y)

[na§tee]

yeah <333333333 omfgzzzzz
they are pretty special. i think you should send me some. we fell in love. they're great with bacon, too. oh yum. mmmmm. hunger! :/

[Pres Zount]

Horses eat oats.



Read: Bump

[Otis Driftwood]

Jeez, you served up a veritable meat market there. I have to check out the Woo'ster Sauce again, I faintly remember it being good. Anyway, as a continental, I must distance myself from greasefast from the isle...

[Planetary]

i wish i was drinking jd and coke, just relaxing with a film or something. unfortunately, i have no jd, one bottle of diet coke, and no films i havn't already watched. plus i have to go outt soon.

oh well.

can you make me a cooked breakfast please?

just another round of tea and oatcakes will do.

[na§tee]

otis, it's not as if we have cooked breakfasts every day. it's just an occasional thing. and in particular a little-bit-hungover-after-too-much-wii-ing sunday thing. it's great! meat is great. we were going to go out and get some black pudding too since i was talking about it last week but it was raining and i had already sent ranald out to get some emergency BROON SAUCE (that legendary board condiment!) and didn't want him to slog all the way out again for some blood pudding.

the beans are great though, try 'em.

[Pres Zount]

I never have breakfast. I'm in deep shpaghetti.

[na§tee]

normally i don't, either, but it was a special wii-weekend and i really just wanted to drink lots of tea, then alcohol, have a cooked breakfast, play zelda, order a curry, eat curry, more alcohol, wii tennis and then fall asleep. oh i wanted to successfully send cosmo and steger a picture of us all too but that didn't work out. maybe this afternoon though oooohhh! ranald had also spent the whole of the previous evening cleaning our kitchen and cooking me sausages and mash so i thought i should do something for him.

most days i'll just get a toasted bagel or croissant for breakfast on the way to work to keep me going. i know i should make the extra, oooh, 5 minutes to sit down and have a bowl of cereal but i can't be arsed. lazy maclaze.

[camo]

I had fruit and yoghurt.


How sad is that?

[Planetary]

if only i entered secret santa and got you, i could have sent you some oatcakes.

[camo]

if only i entered secret santa and got you, i could have sent you some oatcakes.


who me?


You seen Hadouken yet mate? I'm eagerly awaiting some new shit on myspace!

[Pres Zount]

I'm racking my brain for something worthwhile to type.

[na§tee]

me. i'm the oatcake receiver.

[camo]

me. i'm the oatcake receiver.

oh right.

Are oatcakes those little hard biscuit things or those brown kinda pancake contraptions?

[Planetary]

yeah the pancake things. hell, if you all send me £1.50 ill send you 12. theyre buy one get one free.

still havnt seen hadouken they're either too far north or too far south for me at the mo. but yeah looking forward to new tracks. there is stuff circulating on limewire and things.

[camo]

yeah the pancake things. hell, if you all send me £1.50 ill send you 12. theyre buy one get one free.

still havnt seen hadouken they're either too far north or too far south for me at the mo. but yeah looking forward to it.

Yeah I like those things, never done them savoury just with syrup.

They're great live, although they sound more like an indie band, rather than the indie/grime sonics that the myspace tracks vibe.

Oh and the girl on the keys is very cute

[Planetary]

haha yeah shes quite hot. where you seen them?

you don't have oatcakes with syrup. maybe we're on different things.

[na§tee]

you're not very good at explaining to strangers-to-oatcakes, planetary.

staffordshire oatcakes are sort of like pancakes (what you would have with syrup) but more savoury and more, well.. oaty.

normal oatcakes are indeed the oaty hard biscuit-type things you normally serve with cheese at dinner parties or something.

[Pres Zount]

Sounds reasonably mediocre (y)

[na§tee]

oh, it's not at all! they are bloody delicious. any local or regional breakfasts you can talk about pres?

oh i forgot to add that staffordshire oatcakes are served hot, normally with cheese and/or bacon and broon sauce. normal oatcakes : cold.

[Pres Zount]

bogong moths.

um

Burger King.

Wasabi Cheese.


Yeah, all the Tasmanian Aborigines are dead, so we're pretty much just americans food wise.

[Otis Driftwood]

I had fruit and yoghurt.


How sad is that?
You will propably live to a ripe old age. Like a cheese. (y)

[na§tee]

i google image searched bogong moths and got this (http://www.spiritsdancing.com/puppets/pictures/images/MOTHS.jpg). i am pretty much not a fan of any kind of moth so nothankyou.

i know someone (i can't remember who.. oh, no i can. my old flatmate annie) who would never consider moving to australia because of the creepy crawliez. i don't live with her anymore.

this wasabi cheese sounds nice though. sort of like chilli cheese? i had chilli cheese on a pizza for the first time a few days ago! was nice.

[Pres Zount]

Wasabi cheese is really nice.

Bogong moths are disgusting. I ate one once. I ate a witchetty grub too.



Maybe we could make Tasmanian Devil hamburgers, but I suppose we don't have many left nowadays.

Do you have animals in scotland? I know that badgers and foxes live in England.

[Otis Driftwood]

otis, it's not as if we have cooked breakfasts every day.
Actually that's nice. I just think the sheer volume of items on the menu will make you stuffed. In the morning my stomach doesn't wanna be up and working in no time. I'd propably just stay on my chair and ask you to bring me the wii.

[na§tee]

they make the celebrities eat witchetty grubs in i'm a celebrity get me out of here! you share a level of experience along with david gest and jordan! high five!

yes. we have animals. lolz.

bats are really common, and i think bats are quite ghetto. they are always falling down people's chimneys (this is more in the highlands btw) and invading your living room. ranald told me this happened at a friend of his when they were all stoned beyond belief and he just couldn't cope with all the girls screaming and the flying fucking BAT in his face so he just left the house and went to sit in his car. haha.

also, seals are cool. we have lots of seals. and dolphins and basking sharks and stuff like that. i've seen a full-on proper whale, too. it was washed up on a beach at home though and died :( woops.

squirrels. lots of squirrels. although mostly grey shitty ones (my boyfriend calls them "rats with pretty tails") because they killed all the red ones.

wolves were rampant here, and infact the last wolf in britain was killed in scotland (in 1743).

they're nothing compared to proper sharks that will EAT YOU as soon as you step on the beach and tasmanian devils though.

[Pres Zount]

Don't forget the platypus, them's good eating.


Yeah, I can empathise with ranald, I ran away from a bat once. It was in a cave, and I wasn't for long.


Squirrels sound cool. I like the idea of squirrels.

Tasmania also has giant squid.

[na§tee]

giant squid! COOL. omg, i totally missed planet earth last night! i'm sure they were filming some giant squid or something crazy. it was an 'ocean deep' topic. FUCK. my favourite.

i can't imagine living in a place where there are no squirrels! how bizarre. i feed them nuts all the time. i'm like the crazy circus laydee.

i heard that kangaroos are meant to be really stinky. like, hella whiffy. is this true?

[Pres Zount]

We only get walabies on the Apple Isle.


I've only seen a kangaroo from afar. My oflactory senses aren't that great.

We don't get squirrels but we do get rats and pigeons, you could feed those! Crazy homeless lady!

[na§tee]

ranald says pigeons are just "rats with wings". hmm. i see a theme developing here..

[na§tee]

can you cuddle possums? like, go up and give it a wee hug?

ranald laughed at me a lot when i thought that panda's wouldn't mind a wee hug. i don't care if they're technically bears. they don't kill people, do they?

[Lex Diamonds]

ranald says pigeons are just "rats with wings". hmm. i see a theme developing here..
Does he say humans are just "rats without tails or fur and with long legs and more developed digits, smaller ears, and the ability to speak"?

[na§tee]

yeah, i thought someone would say something along those lines. i sorta set it up for you, man. don't think yourself too clever!

no. ranald just has lots of opinions on animals, i guess. especially shitty ones.

the sight of his name is unsettling to me. i'm going to meet him for lunch before he goes back home in 20 minutes. maybe we can feast on rat!

[camo]

haha yeah shes quite hot. where you seen them?


Josephs well in leeds? I just moved nearby.



you're not very good at explaining to strangers-to-oatcakes, planetary.

staffordshire oatcakes are sort of like pancakes (what you would have with syrup) but more savoury and more, well.. oaty.

normal oatcakes are indeed the oaty hard biscuit-type things you normally serve with cheese at dinner parties or something.

cheers, thats what I was thinking about above!

[na§tee]

for breakfast today i had a scrambled egg and cheese roll. mmm, yellow!

[Pres Zount]

I had a fingernail, but I didn't swallow it.

[na§tee]

oh, delicious! i may make fingernail casserole tonight for dinner. maybe you'll be more IMPRESSED with that! :mad:

just joshing! ho ho ho!

my umbrella broke today and i was shouting at it in the middle of the street going "well if you can't cope with scotland's FUCKING WEATHER then you're just a complete PIECE OF PISH and i would prefer to walk in the wind and rain than constantly having to prevent you from going inside out RRARRGHHHHH!!"

that's why i needed the scrambled egg and bacon roll, neeeeeded it.

have you got a wii yet?

[Pres Zount]

I'm going on a total wii mission in the morning. By hook or by crook I will get a wii in the next few days. Even if I have to swim to the mainland. I want to beat susan at wii tennis.

It was winding and raining yesterday in Tasmania, despite it being summer, and my umbrella almost went inside out. Almost.

I said "You're god damn right." like, it decided not to, else face my wrath.

[na§tee]

i like that. not "i would like a wii for its intuitive control system and online possibilities" or "its community-centred approach and ability to constantly update itself" or even "the fantastic games and old school titles available." no. "i want to beat susan at tennis." loves it! (y)

[Planetary]

i didn't have breakfast this morning. but i got up at 11am :)

i went to meet someone for lunch and had a chicken and bacon sandwich and a gingerbread man. then i walked home and she kept her umbrella so i got soaked.

:S

[Freebasser]

I don't eat breakfast.

[beastieangel01]

- waking up when I feel like and not having to be anywhere
- being in a very large, soft shirt or robe
- a tall glass of water, a tall glass of apple juice, scrambled eggs (with lots of pepper, some salt, and please throw some tapatio or crystal on there, crystal is a hot sauce from Louisiana fyi), bacon, and some fresh fruit: strawberries, watermelon slice, cantaloupe slice, and grapes. Maybe throw in a small side of home fries or hash browns but I usually can't fit that much food in me.

Usually this only occurs on the weekend, sans step 2 since I usually go out somewhere for it so I have to put on some normal clothing.

[Rock]

- a clean break on the shitter
- a #6 with a coke from Wendy's
- a good sweat from something physical
- being one of the first to hit some fresh powder
- holding onto the controller while the other one has made it around the room at least one full time
- swimming on mushrooms

[na§tee]

today i had a toasted croissant.