taylor hanson.

[na§tee]

motherfucker has THREE children now. count 'em. THREE! he's 7 months older than me. march 1983. three kids!

i assume you all know he is the prettiest from that veritable talent-pool of brothers hanson, as in mmmmbop fame.

bitchez are super christian. they're all married now, with kids. even the wee drummer! was blatantly obvious from the birthdate of his first child that there was some naughty pre-marital sexin' going on though which led to the swift nuptials.

naughty, taylor, naughty!

maybe they don't believe in contraception either. i mean, their partners better be pretty god-damned fertile.

man. i had such a crush on him when i was a wee one :o

[Pres Zount]

Three girls in my grade seven class did a talent show where they sung mmm bop whilst on rollerblades. They played drums on a bucket and the guitar was strands of wool tied to a cardboard pipe.

A few years ago while I was at university, I casually remarked the event in front of one of them and a few other friends. I got taken aside and given a stern warning never to repeat that ever again. Aparantly they made a pact.

[na§tee]

they shouldn't be ashamed of the hanson love.

i had the christmas album. and the three car garage b-side album. god.

[The Notorious LOL]

first time I ever saw that faggy video for mmmbop I could just tell they were keen on the lord.

My brother was like "she'll be really cute in like six years" and I was like lol I think that might be a young dude.

[na§tee]

mmmbop was produced by the dust brothers! and beck's dad did the string arrangements. and tamra davis did the video (performance bit is filmed in the dust brother's studio). it's like a bizarre beastie twilight-zone.

[icy manipulator]

beck's dad is a scientologist!

[The Notorious LOL]

mmmbop was produced by the dust brothers! and beck's dad did the string arrangements. and tamra davis did the video (performance bit is filmed in the dust brother's studio). it's like a bizarre beastie twilight-zone.


it still sucks. Maybe a "in a world gone mad" beastie twilight zone ;)

[Otis Driftwood]

I take it you don't know about the famous Irish "Kelly Family" ?

[Loppfessor]

I thought this was about that American Idol guy...you know with the adorable salt and pepper hair???

[na§tee]

no, that would be taylor.. hicks. i think. i don't know. i'm not american but i'm pretty sure i read it somewhere.

i know the kelly family but the hansons are where it's at. when it comes to musical families with killer hair, i think they've got it in the bag.

[Otis Driftwood]

The Kellys have been accused of extinguishing the fish population in the rhine 'cause of the hair they lose on their houseboat.

[ET]

Ahaha, back in the day someone made a post about how he thought Taylor was "hot". Poor kid had to switch aliases.

[Junker]

The Kellys have been accused of extinguishing the fish population in the rhine 'cause of the hair they lose on their houseboat.

This is sad. :(

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

I didnt know all of them were married! Christ! hasnt Taylor been married for like, 12 years now? haha. I didnt know people still liked them...

[hitmonlee]

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.


as i was too old to like hanson when they came out (96... i was 15) i secretly went and bought the cd single for mmmbop and hid it from my friends. i was oooh dust brothers remix ohhh!! mmmbop! i thought taylor was hot as, despite me being 15 and him being 13. i didn't like the other ones.

gosh married and with kids, at that age. eh.

[Lyman Zerga]

The Kellys have been accused of extinguishing the fish population in the rhine 'cause of the hair they lose on their houseboat.


haha

dont worry i killed the kellys, all 593


i was always fighting with my neighbors..it was a kellys verses take that thing

but now they are ashamed that they were kelly fans while i still like take that so that means i/take that wins! :cool: oh.. :o :(

[Otis Driftwood]

But that one Kelly dude, he wins every celeb sport competition on TV. He's like the Joe Jackson of celeb sports. And that one sister, she could propably sustain a third world country on her own if she stopped eating.

[Lyman Zerga]

lol ok well yeah i lied i was nice enough to let that omg im too cool to smile cunt live

cause i hope raab beats the flying shit out of him next time