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trailerprincess
12-11-2006, 08:44 AM
Pigeon madness (http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_k ingstons_pigeons.php#mpubot)

The comments after the article are pure genius.
Otis Driftwood
12-11-2006, 08:48 AM
(y) "I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few." The lolz!
camo
12-11-2006, 09:01 AM
Pigeon madness (http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_k ingstons_pigeons.php#mpubot)

The comments after the article are pure genius.

'I was once saved from certain death when a pair of woods grasped me by the shoulders and flew me from the path of an oncoming car. Now these feathered heroes follow me everywhere and they often speak to me too. I will be going out tomorrow tooled up to protect this noble race of animals and if I find the marksman then it will be me or him. I say NO to the slaughter of the innocents and am willing to lay down my life in their defence. As for them being the spawn of Satan, well, that is obviously a comment from a very deluded person, get help is all I can say to that, everyone knows they are God's messengers.'

Lol!
Otis Driftwood
12-11-2006, 09:03 AM
For Icy:
"Dear Mr McNally,

Please could you send some of your trained marksmen over to Australia to carry out a "humane cull" of English cricketers? It would be best for everyone, I think.

Maybe we could put a few pigeons in England jumpers and caps instead of the rabble who are over there representing our great nation, including the Right Royal Borough (tm).

They would look nice on the outfield with their iridescent plumage, and could provide a more attacking alternative to Ashley Giles."
cosmo105
12-11-2006, 02:34 PM
those comments are hilarious.

Posted by: Kim Jon Il on 2:53pm Dec 1
I just hope the council don't get more than they bargained for. I have heard the PLF (Pigeon Liberation Front) have been actively sourcing arms from overseas and are preparing for a military cooooooo!
Lex Diamonds
12-11-2006, 02:38 PM
Pigeon madness (http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_k ingstons_pigeons.php#mpubot)

The comments after the article are pure genius.
That's where I live.