The 2006 BBMB Xmas Party

[Freebasser]

It's time for the Beastie-Free party
A most wonderful, magical thing
For Christmas is here so get ready
As the party gets into full swing

AtoZ is preparing the guest list
And Bitcha is decking the hall
As Lil J sits wrapping the presents
In order to give to us all

Dandyfop's filming the evening
and Aimee's arrived with her Rob
As Mickill and Afro make phonecalls
They're hiring a stripper for Bob

Heiress is eyeing the punch bowl
And Paul Jones asks "where are the sluts?"
Boomin and Cosmo prepare vegan treats
and Qdrop is roasting our nuts

Droppin and Queenie are dancing
ET sets up musical chairs
And just as we feared, here comes Knuckles' beard
I dare you to count all the hairs

"It's gift giving time," shouts out Minton
As tpk calls us all round the tree
Why, there's a shiny new bike for TurdBerglar
And plane tickets to Crewe for Nastee

The Padster's got 2 pounds of reefer
And Razorblade Kiss got new shades
Pres Zount got Zorra a puppy
But JimmyTheScumbag's got AIDS :(

B-grrrlie's doing the DJing
and Nuzzolese is drowning her woes
But she's joined at the bar by dear C_Mute
Cos he always does well by his ho's

Bef and Def kiss under the misteltoe
For their marriage the board they do thank
And a "fap fap fap" comes from the closet
It's ToucanSpam having a wank

Bionic is hogging the dancefloor
Randetica's flirting with Tzar
While TAL shows his penis to venusvenus
In the spacious back seat of her car

Tone Capone and Loppfessor are hugging
Kll's naked outside in the street
And Pauli and Crystal chat cheerfully
While Jabumbo rubs both of their feet

But soon once again, it's all over
The boardmembers pile out of the door
As Enree and Ms. Peachy get cleaning
'Cos they can't stand the mess on the floor

Spacemonkey's getting the subway
Teh is getting the train
While Notorious LOL drives home with his ho
(I believe DipDipDive is her name)

Auton throws snowballs at G_Mile
Who responds with a well thought out rap
And Skye gets a lift with Echewta
Though she'll probably give him the clap

And now the whole street's feeling empty
So I check on the stragglers indoors
Ericlee's stuck in the bathtub
And Roosta's collapsed on the floor

So until the new year, my dear posters
I hope you stay merry and well
Here's to another great year on the board
Our wonderful, virtual hell








My apologies to you all

[abcdefz]

That's very thoughtful of you. (y)

[na§tee]

plane tickets to crewe?!

i'm taking this to the charity shop on boxing day!

[monkey]

i got a tear in my eye. *tear*

[camo]

Nice poem!

hey can I have a little tiny verse please?

[DipDipDive]

That's the greatest thing I've seen on the internet all day. :)

[TAL]

Seems like I'm staying outside of the party with venusvenus and naked kll.
Not too shabby.

[ToucanSpam]

hahaha good job, boss.

[skra75]

Notice, that once again Sprewell/Drederick and I are conspicously missing.

It'a because we're out back of your faggoty party in his beat up pick up truck pissed drunk debating on whether or not to hit up the tittie bar in the bad part of town to spend the 15.35$ USD we have left between the two of us.

[Freebasser]

Not much rhymes with Skra75.

[ericlee]

it's nice to see that you can write a poem while I'm still stuck in the bathtub.

Good job. I lawled.

[ericlee]

Not much rhymes with Skra75.

skra75 is in the living room
doing "the dusty suit"
while listening to "Staying Alive"

[beastieangel01]

ha. that's fantastic. and kind of sad. but fantastic!

[beastieangel01]

Notice, that once again Sprewell/Drederick and I are conspicously missing.


I remember when I used to think you two were the same person.

[skra75]

I remember when I used to think you two were the same person.

I remember when you used to have braces :eek:
puh-dow.

[DeeJayZap]

lolz

[Junker]

Nice poem!

hey can I have a little tiny verse please?

Yeah, me too.

[Loppfessor]

Hey I'm allowed to hug Tone...we've been to war together damnit!

[beastieangel01]

I remember when you used to have braces :eek:
puh-dow.

ahaha. this is true.

nerd.

[HEIRESS]

Im in a verse with paulios, cosmo and boomin ,and qdrop

what could be better!

you are my hero freebie (y)

[Junker]

what could be better!



to be in a verse with me (y)

[QueenAdrock]

That's the greatest thing I've seen on the internet all day. :)

Agreed. It actually sounded like it could be straight out of some kid's fucked up internet Christmas story book. (y)

[ET]

It's funny how you fail to mention that the musical chairs is my lap.

That took some effort, good job gold starz 4 u. (y)

[cosmo105]

that was awesome! aces.

[Lex Diamonds]

How do you come up with this shit?

Good work, very well written. (y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Excellent stuff Aidan. But why the hell arn't i in it!! :mad:

*scratches Freebie off christmas card list*

[Pres Zount]

Nice poem loser, why the hell wasn't I mentioned twice?

Otherwise, good job - I'll be embarrassed all day long. (y)

[venusvenus123]

that's amazing! tho i think i'd prefer musical chairs to being flashed in the back of my spacious car:eek:

[Dorothy Wood]

:mad:

[ET]

that's amazing! tho i think i'd prefer musical chairs to being flashed in the back of my spacious car:eek:

Don't we all. ;)

[b-grrrlie]

Awesome!
Milkin' it all!

[synch]

Nice one Aid.

:(

[TAL]

that's amazing! tho i think i'd prefer musical chairs to being flashed in the back of my spacious car:eek:
But I give really good flashes.

[kll]

I'm only nekkid cuz Freebie's there...

[Yeti]

.........but you are naked out in the street. What a derelict!

[kll]

.........but you are naked out in the street. What a derelict!
like it's a big surprise, seriously...

[cosmo105]

kll naked on the street? big deal, that's Monday.

[adam_f]

Back in my heyday I would've appeared in the poem but now I'm just like Chris Kattan and disappeared from everywhere.

[kleptomaniac]

Back in my heyday I would've appeared in the poem but now I'm just like Chris Kattan and disappeared from everywhere.

hey now....i still love him.

[adam_f]

As it turns out Chris Kattan is in some Christmas movie on NBC right now with John Goodman and Eddie Griffin. So that's where they all went.

[Knuckles]

Rarely do I actually LOL.

I LOL'd numerous times while reading this. (y)

[kleptomaniac]

As it turns out Chris Kattan is in some Christmas movie on NBC right now with John Goodman and Eddie Griffin. So that's where they all went.

i'm watching it, now where is he????!!

[kleptomaniac]

nevermind...he's so adorable :D

[adam_f]

Is he the quirky gay elf who is also Santa's right hand man? Probably.

[kleptomaniac]

Is he the quirky gay elf who is also Santa's right hand man? Probably.

yes :)

[Lyman Zerga]

Notice, that once again Sprewell/Drederick and I are conspicously missing.


maybe cause you sound like self loving fags most of the time

[DandyFop]

This was surriously awesome

two thumbs up(y) (y)

[paul jones]

where are the sluts?

[Freebasser]

I'll be creating a second photoshop version for all the people who complained they weren't in it, wherein you all get molested by Brian Peppers.

Send your complaints to the usual address.

[Junker]

I'll be creating a second photoshop version for all the people who complained they weren't in it, wherein you all get molested by Brian Peppers.

Send your complaints to the usual address.

Molested......hmmmmmmm :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

I'll be creating a second photoshop version for all the people who complained they weren't in it, wherein you all get molested by Brian Peppers.

Send your complaints to the usual address.

Wait where is the first version?

[ms.peachy]

Ha, that wa great!

But please people, how many times do I have to ask you to please use coasters for your drinks?

[little j]

that was cute!

[Pootytang]

There's actually going to be a gathering in Chicago the week after christmas. It's going to be a huge blow out at my buddies mansion so there will be a guestlist and you have to be on it to get in. Let me know if you are interested and I will see that you are put on the list and I will give you directions the night before the happening.

[Laver1969]

There's actually going to be a gathering in Chicago the week after christmas. It's going to be a huge blow out at my buddies mansion so there will be a guestlist and you have to be on it to get in. Let me know if you are interested and I will see that you are put on the list and I will give you directions the night before the happening.

I'm interested! PM me the directions.

[Freebasser]

This years Xmas thread will be a bit more... shit.

I have planned one.


It's just that it's shit.

[little j]

that WAS cute....

lol

:o