Call me immature but...

[jlees_mcsd]

...I really don't think it is very fair that I had to earn my way on this board, then you have all these really new members who aren't even old enough to drive starting threads that end up being two or three pages long. Don't get me wrong but I think that is crap. I'm not saying ban all underagers I am just saying a noob is a noob and a kid is a kid. Whatever I am going to get off here soon, so if your gonna jump on me for this thread, better do it quick like.:confused:

[afronaut]

wtf

[TurdBerglar]

shut it noob

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, go and get pwned

[jlees_mcsd]

I was going through the threads and I noticed ther are like a ton of kids on this board. And see I'm still considered a noob. That sucks.

[TurdBerglar]

this thread is why you're a noob!

[jlees_mcsd]

this thread is why you're a noob!

What? I can't start threads? Or question what is going on here? Or reply? I was just making an observation, and out of curiosity tell me turd, what KIND of thread do I need to start to not look like a noob?

[TurdBerglar]

ONES NOT LIKE THIS!


GET IT?!?!

[Yeti]

I would suggest that you PM miranda15. She is intriguing and I hinge on her every thread and post.

[jlees_mcsd]

ONE'S NOT LIKE THIS!


GET IT?!?!

Yes because I see how stimulating it is to talk about homeownership and what your going to get your secret gift receiver at work. My bad I will refrain from my insignificant posts and just reply to the un-noob threads stated by ppl much more on the cusp of modern message board liturature than I.

[jlees_mcsd]

I would suggest that you PM miranda15. She is intriguing and I hinge on her every thread and post.
LOL I think I may have to try to hook her up with my 15 year old son, but I wouldn't want everyone here to know thier every conversation. LOL.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm calling you immature

[jackrock]

Age does not determine (or shouldn't) the activity/number of pages, it's the topic that does that. Yikes.

[jlees_mcsd]

i'm calling you immature
Thank you. At least you read the title. It was a little unnoticed pun.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah jackrock is no noob

[jlees_mcsd]

Age does not determine (or shouldn't) the activity/number of pages, it's the topic that does that. Yikes.
I was just skimming threads and now that I look, I see how well recieved the threads by those individuals are. So I will be a grown up again and get over it.

[TurdBerglar]

about time

[jlees_mcsd]

Really! btw did you tell you all about the cool guy I like married.....HAhahacya
And I liked your Ponyphile avatar better.

[TurdBerglar]

what

[Yeti]

It will all be fine. I predict that your thread with reach page 2 by the morning.

[jlees_mcsd]

It will all be fine. I predict that your thread with reach page 2 by the morning.

I don't know if you are being funny or ironic? I will have to sleep on it and get back to ya.

[jlees_mcsd]

what
I was acting like an underage noob trying to be funny.....Won't do that again.


And I liked your My Little Pony/Ponyphile avatar better than the one you have now.

[ggirlballa]

the only thing i get bugged by on the age thing is that adults pick on the minors just cuz they're minors:mad:

[TurdBerglar]

no because they're stupid!


no one picks on jackrock!

[jackrock]

I like this attention thing.


Turd where have you been?

[ggirlballa]

no because they're stupid!


no one picks on jackrock!

but you're only calling them stupid cuz they're minors(lb)


i'm not making sense am i?

[TurdBerglar]

because you're stupid!

[ggirlballa]

because you're stupid!

:(

[TurdBerglar]

why do i feel bad


what's happening to me

[zorra_chiflada]

sucked in

[jackrock]

Everybody that can be considered a minor is stupid/immature/annoying. We just don't realize it because... well, we're too fucking slow to. There's a select few that are actually not bad people.

How do I re-word this? TEENAGERS ARE ASSHOLES except for the select few.


haha

[marsdaddy]

Where is the "What's in your wallet" threads when you need them most?

[kll]

I think the way you're treated has a lot to do with the content of your posts/threads...


You registered in May 2006, so that makes you new to the board... You haven't even reached 1000 posts yet... if you were a true board member (i.e. addicted like everyone else) you would've reached 1000 in your first month... just sayin'...


Because you analyze shit like how may pages certain threads reach compared to your own instead of posting as much as possible and reaching that 1000-post mark within your first month of joining, you'll forever be considered a
n00b...


If you look under the Advanced Search for Members, you'll see you can find the list of n00bs and how they are rated... you're ranked #14 of all-time

[camo]

Wow bit of a backlash here.

The way I see it is like this. I've been here forever in various guises and as you can see I'm not a massive poster. I only come here when i get the odd minute at work. Therefore I have only conversed with a few people all of whom I wouldn't class as a friend because:

a) I don't know em'
b) I'll never meet em'

I don't take it personally when they ignore my posts. Stop caring too!

However this place is crawling with people who have been chatting/abusing one another for quite some time.

See it's simple they're all just good mates!

[Freebasser]

I still photoshop pictures of your kids in my spare time.

[jlees_mcsd]

I still photoshop pictures of your kids in my spare time.


Hey you perv. How have you been?

[Junker]

Listen. Post a bikini / underwear pic of yourself in the sure shot section. If you're hot than nobody will say you're a noob again. But if you're not....well, then you may gain other 'nicknames'.

Hope I had helped! :o

C ya!

[Loppfessor]

I only consider you a noob cus I never even heard of you...sorry actually why am I apologizing? It's your fault I never heard of you!

[beastieangel01]

I don't ever recall seeing your screen name before now.

[kleptomaniac]

And I liked your Ponyphile avatar better.

bring it back (y)

[jlees_mcsd]

Listen. Post a bikini / underwear pic of yourself in the sure shot section. If you're hot than nobody will say you're a noob again. But if you're not....well, then you may gain other 'nicknames'.

Hope I had helped! :o

C ya!

I have a thread in Sure Shots. It isn't there for me to win a beauty pagent though.

[jlees_mcsd]

I only consider you a noob cus I never even heard of you...sorry actually why am I apologizing? It's your fault I never heard of you!

I had to take a break because I lost internet. My bad, I wasn't gonna go to the library just to post, besides I am a full-time college student and between semesters is all the time I really have.

[jlees_mcsd]

I don't ever recall seeing your screen name before now.

Freebasser remembers me and I only directly addressed you a few times.

[jlees_mcsd]

I think the way you're treated has a lot to do with the content of your posts/threads...


You registered in May 2006, so that makes you new to the board... You haven't even reached 1000 posts yet... if you were a true board member (i.e. addicted like everyone else) you would've reached 1000 in your first month... just sayin'...


Because you analyze shit like how may pages certain threads reach compared to your own instead of posting as much as possible and reaching that 1000-post mark within your first month of joining, you'll forever be considered a
n00b...


If you look under the Advanced Search for Members, you'll see you can find the list of n00bs and how they are rated... you're ranked #14 of all-time
Go to my profile, I had an average of 37 posts a day until I lost my internet. Besides I don't judge ANY of you by your post count.

[Drederick Tatum]

replying so much is only reinforcing your status as, 'that n00b'.

[jlees_mcsd]

replying so much is only reinforcing your status as, 'that n00b'.

Well I only get on here at night so what else should I do? Not respond and make my points. I mean really, I could just close this window out and never visit this board again, but why? Then you would all win.

[ToucanSpam]

This is refreshingly funny.

OH NO I'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED INTO THE INTERNET COMMUNITY!!!


Life does not hinge on what the general population thinks of you.

[jlees_mcsd]

This is refreshingly funny.

OH NO I'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED INTO THE INTERNET COMMUNITY!!!


Life does not hinge on what the general population thinks of you.

I agree but I get my chops busted about starting this thread, but Freebasser can start one about onion smelling armpits and that is cool.

[Dorothy Wood]

I had a surprise booger in my nose, so I put it in an empty candy wrapper that had been left on my desk by someone. I hope nobody thinks it's candy! LOL!


n()()b

[befsquire]

I agree but I get my chops busted about starting this thread, but Freebasser can start one about onion smelling armpits and that is cool.
i think it was not so much that you started a thread, as much as it is you're complaining about your internet status and that you had to earn your way, as if you really paid some high price and then these kids snuck in the back door.

[na§tee]

this is pretty hilarious.

[Waus]

I didn't really believe that jlees was an actual member at first. Screamed alias.


Man.

[Pres Zount]

I was about to make a busting chops joke, but then I realised I left the oven on and

EDIT: everything is ok, don't worry.

[Loppfessor]

I had to take a break because I lost internet. My bad, I wasn't gonna go to the library just to post, besides I am a full-time college student and between semesters is all the time I really have.

Well it seems pretty clear to me what you must do ....drop out of school and start focusing more of your attention on the internet...

[kll]

you could visit a more serious message board, like the Guns 'N Roses one. You can enjoy many high-brow discussions there.
(!)

[Genocide Tulips]

I'm not saying ban all underagers

Do that and the majority of the board will be gone. And by majority, I mean 99.9%.

[Loppfessor]

Do that and the majority of the board will be gone. And by majority, I mean 99.9%.

I wish you wouldn't make up outrageous statistics...

[Otis Driftwood]

Younger than her. She's the Iron Lady...

[Junker]

Younger than her. She's the Iron Lady...

lol....pwned

[Freebasser]

I wish you wouldn't make up outrageous statistics...

It's a well-known fact that 157% of the population make up outrageous statistics.

[Genocide Tulips]

I wish you wouldn't make up outrageous statistics...

I wish I was making it up. But facts are facts.

False Arguments contradicting true statements.

[Loppfessor]

I wish I was making it up. But facts are facts.

False Arguments contradicting true statements.

There is no way that's a fact sister....and THAT is a fact...FACE!!!

[ToucanSpam]

Do that and the majority of the board will be gone. And by majority, I mean 99.9%.

The board would only consist of kll and Echewta.

[kll]

nothin' wrong with that...

he and i would be most content chillin' with our favorites -tpk & minton...

[jackrock]

Could someone tell me what the big deal is about the guns and roses forum?

Also, page 3, happy?

[jlees_mcsd]

Could someone tell me what the big deal is about the guns and roses forum?

Also, page 3, happy?

Well as silly as it sounds, GNR have a HUGE redneck following, my hubby is from KY and everyone down there have Welcome to the Jungle blaring in the background.

And yes I'm glad it hit 3.

[hitmonlee]

Well as silly as it sounds, GNR have a HUGE redneck following, my hubby is from KY and everyone down there have Welcome to the Jungle blaring in the background.

And yes I'm glad it hit 3.

my friend told me that this is why slash had to wear a hat. so the rednecks wouldn't actually work out that he's half black.

[jlees_mcsd]

my friend told me that this is why slash had to wear a hat. so the rednecks wouldn't actually work out that he's half black.

I so believe that, and I don't think it really would have made that much difference, but then again, I'm sure Living Color never made it big down south.

[milleson]

Reading this thread backwards, I noticed that it didn't make any sense.

[TurdBerglar]

This is refreshingly funny.

OH NO I'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED INTO THE INTERNET COMMUNITY!!!


Life does not hinge on what the general population thinks of you.



what?

[jlees_mcsd]

what?
I know what he meant.

[TurdBerglar]

you didn't get it...

[jlees_mcsd]

you didn't get it...
I didn't get what?:confused:

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[jlees_mcsd]

Nevermind you were not replying to me anyway, so forget the last two post of mine on this thread.

[milleson]

HAH!

[The Notorious LOL]

Well as silly as it sounds, GNR have a HUGE redneck following



PAINT ME SURPRISED! :eek:

[jlees_mcsd]

PAINT ME SURPRISED! :eek:
LOL I just stereo-typed them to all listen to Country for some reason. I didn't like GNR in the 90's I was more of a Cure and Depeshe Mode kinda girl myself.

[TurdBerglar]

it seems from this board that gnr is considered to be laughable. i don't get it. around here they are considered one of the better bands of all time. and this is southern new england. very few rednecks/hicks. the rednecks and hicks are in vermont, new hampshire and maine.

[jlees_mcsd]

Maine rednecks LOL
I like two songs by gnr and as for the rest, I could do without. I would rather listen to country than gnr. And I don't find them laughable, just not my style.

[Audio.]

...I really don't think it is very fair that I had to earn my way on this board, then you have all these really new members who aren't even old enough to drive starting threads that end up being two or three pages long. Don't get me wrong but I think that is crap. I'm not saying ban all underagers I am just saying a noob is a noob and a kid is a kid. Whatever I am going to get off here soon, so if your gonna jump on me for this thread, better do it quick like.:confused:
so what!!?? stop fucking yourself with this shit.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

Ok look. This may have been said before but I didn't feel like reading the whole thread. From the gist you are complaining about the thread topics and the attitude of this board.


This board(just beastie-free) is the meanest and most anti-new person of any board i have ever known. Other boards are like:

"HI!!! And welcome to our message board!!:):):):)

This one is:

"Fuck you, no one cares. Why the FUCK did you make a thread about yourself? Get a sock and masturbate in it ass."

If you can take it and dish it well enough then you are quite welcome. There are not only people in their teens, but people of all ages over this board. Look at Echewta for christ's sake. Guy could be abe vigoda.


PLUS we all know each other very well. It is like an organization and you have to pass the initiation to get accepted. Take it or leave it. We push the weak ones to beastie general.


LOOK YOUR THREAD IS 3 PAGES!!! AND YOU ARE NEW!! must be a bug.

[jlees_mcsd]

so what!!?? stop fucking yourself with this shit.
I have, if you read any of the thread, conceded this point of view already. Having been put in place by Turd and others. So your late, but it is all good.

[Audio.]

whatevr, I didn't want yourself to get fucked up over on the head for nothing.
its pointless, really. why be accepted? :rolleyes:

[jlees_mcsd]

Look at Echewta for christ's sake. Guy could be abe vigoda.


PLUS we all know each other very well. It is like an organization and you have to pass the initiation to get accepted. Take it or leave it. We push the weak ones to beastie general.


LOOK YOUR THREAD IS 3 PAGES!!! AND YOU ARE NEW!! must be a bug.

I do not really consider myself as NEW, and I guess I was just a wee bit put off by the whole thing. I am over it now. :D

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

ok hi!

[Caribou]

"Call me immature, call me a poser, I'd love to spread manure in your bed of roses"

Sorry, but I wanted to sing that from the start but you guys were arguing too much.

[miranda15]

well hello.....;)

[ggirlballa]

3 pages? seriously?

[Loppfessor]

I used to post here about 4 years ago. What does that make me :confused:

Piss off ya fuckin noob

[jlees_mcsd]

"Call me immature, call me a poser, I'd love to spread manure in your bed of roses"

Sorry, but I wanted to sing that from the start but you guys were arguing too much.

And what tune do you sing that to?


3 pages? Seriously? Try 4 pages, and at least I don't drone on about things.

[Caribou]

And what tune do you sing that to?


Know your classics n00bie-d00. That's The Specials' Too Much Too Young.

[Lyman Zerga]

i accept toucan but that doesnt mean shit since im a gnr fan

[Drederick Tatum]

Slash was in Guns n' Roses.

[Lyman Zerga]

rofl