UUUUUUGH!!

[Loppfessor]

Fuck man I can't wait to get out of the military sometimes. I got tasked to be the urinalysis observer this week. Basically I get to spend half of my day watching dudes pee in a cup for random drug testing. I mean it's not the worst thing I've ever had to do but for some reason it's really getting to me this time. I almost puked yesterday from the smell....Now I just got the call that today is another testing day and I hafta report in a few minute. Fuck! The only wiener I wanna see is my own!

[Tone Capone]

Fuck man I can't wait to get out of the military sometimes. I got tasked to be the urinalysis observer this week. Basically I get to spend half of my day watching dudes pee in a cup for random drug testing. I mean it's not the worst thing I've ever had to do but for some reason it's really getting to me this time. I almost puked yesterday from the smell....Now I just got the call that today is another testing day and I hafta report in a few minute. Fuck! The only wiener I wanna see is my own!

If you get an Article 15 you aren't eligible for particular extra duty (hint hint;) )

By the way, next time I get tagged to piss, I'm taking an Animal Pak so my piss is almost glow in the dark. I want to see the look on their faces when I put THAT cup on the counter ! :D

[Loppfessor]

If you get an Article 15 you aren't eligible for particular extra duty (hint hint;) )



Article 15 you say??....I have been wanting to get arrested but for what is the question

[Tone Capone]

Article 15 you say??....I have been wanting to get arrested but for what is the question


Steal that old man's motorized scooter next time he's at the drive through liquor store? That oughtta get you SOMETHING.

[Loppfessor]

Yeah right stealing old people's motorized scooters is practically a sport in Louisiana!

[Tone Capone]

Yeah right stealing old people's motorized scooters is practically a sport in Louisiana!

Or next time you have to watch, just go "last dude was bigger". That's sure to work(y)

[Junker]

You see other guys penises. You gay! :eek:

[Lo_Lyfe]

this tread reeks of faggotsy. first 4 posts was like a conversation betwqeen newlyweds at the end of a long hard





















































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[Tone Capone]

Yup, everyone who is forced to be a urinalysis monitor is gay... real mature...

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yup, everyone who is forced to be a urinalysis monitor is gay... real mature...
oh shytt son i aint a homewrecker!

[Junker]

Yup, everyone who is forced to be a urinalysis monitor is gay... real mature...

See Lopp! He agrees with me.:rolleyes:

[beastiegirrl101]

you get to look at penii all day?


I want this job. Minus the smell.

[Loppfessor]

First off, Junker has a crush on me....I can't say I blame him cus I'm cus I am pretty amazing.

Second LoLyfe got really old really quick....I enjoy witty banter as much as the next man but you're so called "joke" are more like an annoying background noise.

Third How come every girl I mention this to wants this job??!! It's still gross...if you asked me if I wanted to go watch a bunch of ladies pee I'd still be like "Hell no"

Lastly....my new annoyance with this duty is the wasteful overuse of paper towels after people wash their hands. It does NOT take 6 to dry your hands!

[Junker]

First off, Junker has a crush on me....I can't say I blame him cus I'm cus I am pretty amazing.

:o

[beastiegirrl101]

to look at penii all day and not have to touch them is just fab. It would clear up a lot of ethnic rumors too.

[Miho]

Lastly....my new annoyance with this duty is the wasteful overuse of paper towels after people wash their hands. It does NOT take 6 to dry your hands!

That last part made me laugh.

[Loppfessor]

to look at penii all day and not have to touch them is just fab. It would clear up a lot of ethnic rumors too.


Well heck if you ever feel inclined to do so you can come to my house and hang out cus I pee like 2 times an hour and you're welcome to watch I guess

[Lo_Lyfe]

wackness

[befsquire]

swordfest '06.

[Pres Zount]

I'm sure if you started a wild rumor that you were gay, they wouldn't ask you to do it again.

[g-mile7]

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