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and getting into my car when another woman was getting into her Range Rover in front of me... she yelled to me, "Excuse me! Will you take this off my hands? I've been hiding it from my husband and I can't go home with it. I just opened it, but there's nothing wrong with it." She handed me a box of opened See's candy. I laughed and took it from her. I just put it on the counter at my office for all to enjoy, but haven't told anyone it's from a stranger. Is this bad?
The Notorious LOL
12-13-2006, 01:18 PM
just keep an eye on em to see if anyone dies. If not, eat some.
abcdefz
12-13-2006, 01:19 PM
and getting into my car when another woman was getting into her Range Rover in front of me... she yelled to me, "Excuse me! Will you take this off my hands? I've been hiding it from my husband and I can't go home with it. I just opened it, but there's nothing wrong with it." She handed me a box of opened See's candy. I laughed and took it from her. I just put it on the counter at my office for all to enjoy, but haven't told anyone it's from a stranger. Is this bad?
That is the very definition of evil.
I think Dante puts you in the.... sixth circle, I think.
ToucanSpam
12-13-2006, 01:19 PM
Sounds incredibly sketchy.
She drives a Range Rover so it is fine.
People used to send our TV station random packages of food and candy. Our main anchor man was always scared to sample the goodies for fear of a maniac lacing it with poison.
The Notorious LOL
12-13-2006, 01:24 PM
its funny how everyone automatically assumes the worst case scenario when it comes to strangers. Kinda like those "razor in the apple" or "LSD on the smurf sticker" stories that never actually happened.
Freebasser
12-13-2006, 01:27 PM
It's probably arsenic laced.
beastiegirrl101
12-13-2006, 01:31 PM
1. what is See's candy?
2. people in any office are vultures and will eat anything.
I was thinking two different things - her husband berates her and won't allow her to splurge on treats, so she has to sneak it and it was just a generous offering on her part...
OR
She hates fat people, assumes fat people will eat the See's candy (chocolates nata) and has laced it to kill off the fatties...
Loppfessor
12-13-2006, 02:29 PM
The first lady I ever got friendly with on the internet sent me some cookies...I let a few of my homies eat them first and when they didn't die or get sick I figured it was safe. So yeah I"d say you did the right thing
beastiegirrl101
12-13-2006, 02:43 PM
tell me about all the shoes you bought.
jabumbo
12-13-2006, 04:14 PM
see's candy isnt something that people screw around with
weird-
no one has touched the box of candy
maybe one of you works in my office and warned the others... hmmm...
there were a few missing, but pretty much a full box...
nuts & chews
paul jones
12-14-2006, 01:51 AM
and getting into my car when another woman was getting into her Range Rover in front of me... she yelled to me, "Excuse me! Will you take this off my hands? I've been hiding it from my husband and I can't go home with it. I just opened it, but there's nothing wrong with it." She handed me a box of opened See's candy. I laughed and took it from her. I just put it on the counter at my office for all to enjoy, but haven't told anyone it's from a stranger. Is this bad?
no
mickill
12-14-2006, 02:48 AM
The title of this thread is the opening line from LL Cool J's Big Ole Butt, which is a really good song imho.
Tone Capone
12-14-2006, 07:01 AM
The first lady I ever got friendly with on the internet sent me some cookies...I let a few of my homies eat them first and when they didn't die or get sick I figured it was safe. So yeah I"d say you did the right thing
Was this in Korea?!?!?!?!? :eek:
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