My armpit smells of onion. Advice sought.

[Freebasser]

I woke up a few days ago and my armpit smelled of onion.

Since then I've showered several times, used deoderants, anti-persperants, roll-ons, roll-offs, soap and water, shower gel, talcum powder, beer, battery acid etc.

You name it, I've tried it; but 10 minutes after cleansing it's back to the onions again. What gives? :confused: :(

[kll]

are you taking any new medications or eating anything differently?

[Freebasser]

I spent the week at Becky's house so I've probably caught rabies or something. Seriously though, we had a curry and I don't usually eat them. I'm thinking it's the curry. It has to be really.

[Planetary]

sounds like chronic onionitis to me.

[Freebasser]

Do I have long to live? :(

[Yeti]

Thats what you get for eating at Taco Smell.

[Planetary]

Do I have long to live? :(

i'd say, taking into account the heckling and laughing you'll receive, it'll develop into a severe case of humiliation, leading to a death within the next 4-6 weeks.

[Bob]

hmmm...this is a tricky one...have you been putting any onions under your arms? check for onions under there. this happened to me once, i had an onion under there and i just forgot about it. i think i was planning to make a soup one day, but it didn't come through

[Loppfessor]

Take a bath in tomato sauce....or paste but sauce is better

[Big Gus]

If it was a strong curry chances are you are sweating out some unusual spices...

Don't sweat it...

..

*flees*

[DIGI]

Go out and find the burliest black man you can find and let him penetrate you. That should clear the onion smell right up.

[Pres Zount]

Does it taste like onion, too?

I like onions.

[Freebasser]

Are you a burly black man?

[kll]

Take a bath in tomato sauce....or paste but sauce is better

says the boy who trains skunks for a living...

[ToucanSpam]

Whatever it is that is causing this putrid small, it's in your diet. Stop eating for a few days, that should help.

[TurdBerglar]

this girl i went to school with always smelled like chicken soup. and always looked slightly wet. she must of had some sort of glandular problem.

[marsdaddy]

Stop sleeping in onion fields.

[Otis Driftwood]

Rub some dog turds in it, that should cover the stench...

[na§tee]

:eek:

what sort of feeble excuse of a man are you when you can't eat curries without becoming whiffy? what sort of BRITISH man are you?!!! how will you ever survive!! i waft some onion smell in your general direction!

[Freebasser]

Hey, whaddyaknow? This thread got some pretty funny responses. Keep up the good work, kids.

P.S. My armpit still smells of onions, but not your regular white onion any more; it's turned into a sweet pickle/red onion kinda smell. Delightfully savoury yet still moreishly sweet.

I can't stop crying though.

[Otis Driftwood]

I can't stop crying though.
Why? Are you knifing it?

[Beckalina]

no sweat glands can handle my curries.

mwahahahahaaa

[Freebasser]

May a thousand lepers jizz on your bombay potatoes.

[icy manipulator]

sweat it the fuck out

[Pres Zount]

P.S. My armpit still smells of onions, but not your regular white onion any more; it's turned into a sweet pickle/red onion kinda smell. Delightfully savoury yet still moreishly sweet.

ooh, that sounds delightful!

[Freebasser]

Now the smell's barely noticable. Like pickled onion monster munch or someshit.

[Pres Zount]

Have you spoken to an onionologist?


They helped me with my personal onion problem.

[Freebasser]

I used to work for the onion milk company.

[Pres Zount]

Yum!

I ran out of onions last night, do you have any under there that I can have, aid?

[Freebasser]

No, but there's a couple of plums and a cucumber in my pants.

[Pres Zount]

I'll swap you them for the turnips that grow in the hair on my feet.

[Freebasser]

Two turnips and an egg and cress sandwich?

[Pres Zount]

I already gave the cress to my onionologist in return for his treatment.

you'll have to make do with alfa alfa sprouts from the same region.

[Freebasser]

Throw in a few athlete's spuds and it's a done deal.

[Pres Zount]

you're getting a good deal here, by jove.

Never forget this.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Oh you two.

You should have your own sitcom or something.

[Pres Zount]

:mad:(y)

[Freebasser]

She's onto us.

Destroy the thread.

[b-grrrlie]

Now I'm gonna rain on your parade, but chrystal deodorant (http://www.deodorantstones.com/)...