what's some funny/rude shit i can say in french?

[icy manipulator]

we're drunk and playing some french dudes on Gears of War of xbox live, and wish to pay them out with more than our very limited french vocabulary.

help us out ppl!

[Otis Driftwood]

Tete de nez avec toute petite queue :D
Pied de fromage
sac de pusces
Sry, I'm too lazy to bother with accents

[camo]

merde

[trailerprincess]

Found these for you.

Merde! (Sh*t - literal translation) (not necessarily an insult - as in English)
Putain (F*ck) (not necessarily an insult) (literaly means a wh*re)
Putain de merde (f*ck, with more words)
Enculé (D*ckhead - literally: someone who is being f*cked in the a*s. But it has lost its original meaning)
Quel con! (what a bloody (male) idiot) (can be affectionate... sometimes; depends on how you say it)
Quelle conne! (What a bloody (female) idiot)
Connard! (B*stard) - quite rude!
Salaud! (B*stard)
Salope! (B*tch, female b*stard, or sl*t)
Enfoiré! (St*pid b*stard, d*ckhead) (not necessarily an insult - same as "quel con")
Va te faire enculer! (F*ck off) (definitely an insult)
Ta gueule! (shut the f*ck up)
Ta gueule, connard !(shut the f*ck up, you d*ckhead)
va te faire foutre! -f*** off
nique ta mère- f*** your mom

from the nation that gave us Voltaire and Sartre....

[weez]

tabernac

[Otis Driftwood]

Paide-staire

[TAL]

Frog

[Junker]

Le Croissant!!! = You fucking asshole

[TAL]

Oh Ah Cantona!

[camo]

ooh la la le cunt

[kleptomaniac]

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?