This is such cool news...

[Otis Driftwood]

The worlds tallest men just saved the lives of two dolphins in an aquarium. :)

[camo]

The worlds tallest men just saved the lives of two dolphins in an aquarium. :)

Just in. The worlds smallest man has died in a goldfish related accident

[Junker]

Dolphins are dumbasses!

[Otis Driftwood]

Obviously you haven't read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy then.

[Junker]

But it was proved man. The dolphins are idiots. Everybody always thought that they were smart and shit but the true is they are retarded animals.

[Junker]

Really?

[Otis Driftwood]

But it was proved man. The dolphins are idiots. Everybody always thought that they were smart and shit but the true is they are retarded animals.
Seems like man is the real idiot, then, eh?

Here "The Imperial Man whose Head is in Heaven":
http://www.20min.ch/images/content/2/8/2/28243138/2/1.jpg
Gettin his hands dirty:
http://www.20min.ch/images/content/2/8/2/28243138/2/2.jpg

[Junker]

He's not only the tallest man in the world. He's also the ugliest man in the whole fucking world. Damn :eek:

He could even save a walle being that tall.

[icy manipulator]

well all i have to say is so long and thanks for all the fish

[icy manipulator]

He's not only the tallest man in the world. He's also the ugliest man in the whole fucking world. Damn :eek:

He could even save a walle being that tall.
2nd ugliest after wayne rooney :p

[camo]

2nd ugliest after wayne rooney :p

you've never seen ex united winger luke chadwick then!


http://www.uglyfootballers.com/genpage.asp?DocumentID=248

[icy manipulator]

hahaha, he looks like a dude i know. from what i've heard soccer players are either very hot or very not. a female friend of mine who's a virgin says she'd rape tim cahill if she ever met him. and i really dont doubt her either, lol

[Otis Driftwood]

Girls are also very hot or not. If she is hot you can introduce me as Tim.
And Lucio from Brazil is a buttugly horsefaced buttmunch...

[icy manipulator]

if you'd never talked to her before you'd think, damn i'd hit that

if you had spoken to her, you'd learn a new definition of 'high maintainence'

[Otis Driftwood]

Lube, drive, grind and leave it behind. High maintenance is not one of my strong suits... :cool:

[Junker]

And Lucio from Brazil is a buttugly horsefaced buttmunch...

hahaha....True!!!! He has only one big eyebrow. :p

[icy manipulator]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/icymanipulator1/DSC01173.jpg

one on the left. you'd have to be pretty gay not to hit it.

otis, for starters you'd have to work up months of charming to do a hit and run on her, then you'd cop a bombardment of sms's, emails, love letters and restraining orders. one of my house mates is going out with her atm. we always have a good laugh about it

edit, it's hard to tell from the photo, but she has a 10D rack, tight, round ass, toned legs. and a hot set of lips. and you know how they say if female has a good set of lips, the other set are just as good;)

[Otis Driftwood]

Tell her I'm coming down to see her...

[TAL]

10D? Is that an Australian size?

[icy manipulator]

you know how good the assets are in queensland (y) i already know junker would hit it (y) :D

and to avoid any confusion paulo, by 'hit' i dont mean you'd slap her, i mean you'd fuck her :cool: lo9l

[icy manipulator]

10D? Is that an Australian size?
size 10 top, with a D cup, not 100% sure what that is in european size. but it does = fucking nice rack ;)

[Junker]

you know how good the assets are in queensland (y) i already know junker would hit it (y) :D

and to avoid any confusion paulo, by 'hit' i dont mean you'd slap her, i mean you'd fuck her :cool: lo9l


haha...I got it mate. (y) And you're damn right!
I'd hit her at anytime.

[camo]

hahaha, he looks like a dude i know. from what i've heard soccer players are either very hot or very not. a female friend of mine who's a virgin says she'd rape tim cahill if she ever met him. and i really dont doubt her either, lol


well she should go looking for him now seeing as he's bust his leg and probably wouldn't be able to escape (y)

[TAL]

size 10 top, with a D cup, not 100% sure what that is in european size. but it does = fucking nice rack ;)
Got it.

10D=32D=70D

[Otis Driftwood]

Tallest man gets married
Congratulations to the world's tallest man, Bao Xishun, 7-foot-9-inches, on his marriage to Xia Shujjian, 5-foot-6-inches. Xishun is a herdsman in Mongolia. From the Associated Press:
Bao's 28-year-old bride is half his age and hailed from his hometown of Chifeng, even though marriage advertisements were sent around the world, (according to the Beijing News)...

Bao was in the news in December after he used his long arms to save two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/03/28/china.tall.ap/index.html?eref=rss_offbeat