Why is it that Pretty girls

[ILLMIX]

.........are the ones likely to talk about how their love life is failing, that they can't get the right guy, no-one loves them, they feel unappreciated, they have a dilemma about what-not, that they met a guy that blew them away but cant tell them..., dunno what clothes to wear, afraid of getting their heart broken or never going to fall in love EVER?:confused:

You’d have thought it'd be the ugly girls, but the amount of the above statements I hear from pretty girls is just ridiculous........so ridiculous that it doesn’t make sense. :rolleyes:

[Loppfessor]

It's because I'm only one man and it's very hectic trying to please all the sexy ladies of the entire world...

[Junker]

It's because I'm only one man and it's very hectic trying to please all the sexy ladies of the entire world...

That's because you prefer to spend your time seeing guys' penises :p

[Otis Driftwood]

It's cause you waste time talking instead of grabbing their buttocks and putting your tongue down their throats.

[camo]

It's because I'm only one man and it's very hectic trying to please all the sexy ladies of the entire world...

You been stiring my porridge?

[Loppfessor]

You been stiring my porridge?

I don't even know what that means but it frightens me a bit...

[camo]

I don't even know what that means but it frightens me a bit...

It means I sleep with a girl, then sometime sonn after you sleep with the same girl. Therefore you stir my porridge! Nice

[icy manipulator]

one word, insecurity

[Loppfessor]

It means I sleep with a girl, then sometime sonn after you sleep with the same girl. Therefore you stir my porridge! Nice

I'm not sure you realize exactly how the laydeez female parts do their sexy thang but there will be no stirring of the porridge my friend...

[camo]

I'm not sure you realize exactly how the laydeez female parts do their sexy thang but there will be no stirring of the porridge my friend...

I'm clued up dude, the porridge is from me. Anyay enough of this because it's beginning to gross me out now

[Loppfessor]

^yeah I agree....anyway back to helping pleasure the ladies of the world, wanna help me?

[Junker]

Porridge sounds bad in my ears. It's a bad word :(

[camo]

^yeah I agree....anyway back to helping pleasure the ladies of the world, wanna help me?

It's my office party tonight, and this studio is full of eye candy so I'm already on my man (y)

[icy manipulator]

you've never had porridge before paulo? man you're missing out. raspberry and apple porridge is the shit

[camo]

Porridge sounds bad in my ears. It's a bad word :(

wait till you get it in your eyes.















again

[Junker]

Its because it reminds me of a disgusting word in portuguese.

[Loppfessor]

It's my office party tonight, and this studio is full of eye candy so I'm already on my man (y)
Sweet, I'll shine up my wing tips and crease some dickies...


Its because it reminds me the disgusting portuguese.

there's nothing funny about racism Junker...umm unless it's against Jews or Italians *see that other thread*

[Junker]

wait till you get it in your eyes.

again

:mad:

[Junker]

there's nothing funny about racism Junker...umm unless it's against Jews or Italians *see that other thread*

But there's no relation with racism.

[Loppfessor]

But there's no relation with racism.

Its because it reminds me of the disgusting portuguese.

Ahem....

[icy manipulator]

hey paulo, i dont know how good your spanish is but i drive a car called a Pajero, and i heard that wasn't ever sold in south america because it means Whore. do you know if that's true, and does it have a similar meaning in brazillian portuguese?

[camo]

Sweet, I'll shine up my wing tips and crease some dickies...


Cool, I'll get the beverages in and iron my underpants in a y shaped crease

[Junker]

Ahem....

The word in portuguese is disgusting. Thats what I said. Porridge has a similar pronounce with this particular word. Got it?

[camo]

:mad:


:mad:

I'm only joking mate, I'll stop the gay jibes.

BTW are you actually a rear gunner or is it just people messing?

[Loppfessor]

Cool, I'll get the beverages in and iron my underpants in a y shaped crease

Dude I didn't know you rolled like that! This could be the start of an amazing friendship...

[ScarySquirrel]

Could it be that the ugly ones have accepted their fate?

The pretty ones just have to talk when they're down in a lull of the lovin' at the moment...

[steve-onpoint]

.........are the ones likely to talk about how their love life is failing, that they can't get the right guy, no-one loves them, they feel unappreciated, they have a dilemma about what-not, that they met a guy that blew them away but cant tell them..., dunno what clothes to wear, afraid of getting their heart broken or never going to fall in love EVER?:confused:

You’d have thought it'd be the ugly girls, but the amount of the above statements I hear from pretty girls is just ridiculous........so ridiculous that it doesn’t make sense. :rolleyes:


Come on, man... FUNK DAT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYb67w-X3qA)

[camo]

Dude I didn't know you rolled like that! This could be the start of an amazing friendship...

yeah bro, the crease crew

[icy manipulator]

the question is, which do you prefer? breasts or ass? which must be rounder and firmer?

[Junker]

hey paulo, i dont know how good your spanish is but i drive a car called a Pajero, and i heard that wasn't ever sold in south america because it means Whore. do you know if that's true, and does it have a similar meaning in brazillian portuguese?

It means nothing special in portuguese and this car is sold here in Brazil. And its a nice car btw.

Check this out about the meaning. (http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=31083)

[HEIRESS]

any chicks in here? nope? ok then.

[Otis Driftwood]

Right, you can talk freely behind their backs now... :D

[Junker]

I'm only joking mate, I'll stop the gay jibes.

BTW are you actually a rear gunner or is it just people messing?


lol...I know dude. No worries! :p

And it's just people messing. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Junker]

the question is, which do you prefer? breasts or ass? which must be rounder and firmer?

ASS!!!!

[icy manipulator]

any chicks in here? nope? ok then.
i is quite intoxicated so i apologise in advance for talking about females as an object. but yeah, this is a male dominated thread, so it's all good. :)

[icy manipulator]

ASS!!!!
damn straight. i have been classified as a boob man tho coz my last one had a ridiculously large rack. if it's true that you can never downsize, i may never have another gf again :( :mad:

[Loppfessor]

Another important question is who the crap is this so called Illmix?? I never heard of him

[icy manipulator]

he's cool, dude from the uk. central asian decent i think?

well he's definately douchebag alias

[Loppfessor]

he's cool, dude from the uk. central asian decent i think?

well he's definately douchebag alias

How come everyone else gets to keep their alias but me...

[kll]

I don't think it has anything to do with the looks of the girls on this board. I think it has everything to do with their age.

Girls are going to be insecure, frustrated, giddy, depressed, and any other range on the spectrum until about 30. This is why, if you ask older women if they would be 21 again, they'd say NO, but I wouldn't mind going back to 30.

[kll]

How come everyone else gets to keep their alias but me...

we sleep with the admin.

[icy manipulator]

I don't think it has anything to do with the looks of the girls on this board. I think it has everything to do with their age.

Girls are going to be insecure, frustrated, giddy, depressed, and any other range on the spectrum until about 30. This is why, if you ask older women if they would be 21 again, they'd say NO, but I wouldn't mind going back to 30.
good point, i think a girl's most attractive feature is her level of insecurity. if she's happy with the way she is and doesnt complain about every little thing then that's a quite desirable feature. but still, stick to girls my own age, i've heard older women are great, but yeah, nah. my best mate has taken it to the extreme. he's fucking a lady older than his mum. bloody hell, where's the throwing up smiley when you need it

[Junker]

, but I wouldn't mind going back to 30.

wow

[Otis Driftwood]

good point, i think a girl's most attractive feature is her level of insecurity.
Very attractive if level is very low. Girls with continuously low self esteem are banned from my glorious presence...

[Junker]

i've heard older women are great

yeah...its all (y) in the beginning and then all (n) in the final.

[icy manipulator]

yeah...its all (y) in the beginning and then all (n) in the final.
lol, i hear they're great teachers. your lady wanted something serious didn't she? with my mate it's a weird situation, they've been together for like 9 months now. i never thought it was anything serious until her 20 year old son went nuts when he found out about it, and my mate was pretty cut about them possibly breaking up. she's pretty cool but he's been getting into some drugs he would've never have taken if it wasn't for her. so yeah, she's a bitch. plus she's a scouser:p i think they're still together coz of the sex and the 'business' relationship they have. i wouldn't mind a 30 something lady for a bit of casual fun and to learn a few new tricks of the trade, but nothing else


btw my mate's 21 and his lady is 46

[skra75]

.........are the ones likely to talk about how their love life is failing, that they can't get the right guy, no-one loves them, they feel unappreciated, they have a dilemma about what-not, that they met a guy that blew them away but cant tell them..., dunno what clothes to wear, afraid of getting their heart broken or never going to fall in love EVER?:confused:

It's because they are self absorbed almost 85% of the time. I find these types of girls very unattractive, even if they are a fine piece of ass to look at.

[Otis Driftwood]

Post a picture of her then we'll decide if she's worth the trouble...

[Loppfessor]

I think every young man between 18 and say 22 should have some hot affairs with older women. Those were some of the happiest most valuable times of my life. They were definitely great teachers and very giving which is not as common for females that age. Oh man I love me some MILFs

[Otis Driftwood]

It should be one of the courses in school. With hawt teachers... :D

[icy manipulator]

fuck, i turn 22 in 7 weeks, i better find myself a milf quickly then. any of you fine older ladies heading to queensland soon dont hesitate to pm me ;)

[Junker]

It should be one of the courses in school. With hawt teachers... :D

WORD! I'd never miss the classes.

[Auton]

I don't think it has anything to do with the looks of the girls on this board. I think it has everything to do with their age.

Girls are going to be insecure, frustrated, giddy, depressed, and any other range on the spectrum until about 30. This is why, if you ask older women if they would be 21 again, they'd say NO, but I wouldn't mind going back to 30.

i don't think he was talking about the girls on the board... i think the title illustrates that perfectly..... LOLZ

[Beckalina]

bumtits

[Lyman Zerga]

How come everyone else gets to keep their alias but me...


you made fun of q drop, no one makes fun of q drop :(


and better none of you thought of me in this thread cause for the life i have i dont think i whine much

[miss soul fire]

ASS!!!!
No wonder you are Brazilian.:p

[miss soul fire]

fuck, i turn 22 in 7 weeks, i better find myself a milf quickly then. any of you fine older ladies heading to queensland soon dont hesitate to pm me ;)
Damn, you youngins!:p

[Junker]

No wonder you are Brazilian.:p

:D

[Otis Driftwood]

No wonder you are Brazilian.:p
Germany votes for ASS!!! :p

[Junker]

Germany votes for ASS!!! :p

Good choice Otis!!! (y)

[ILLMIX]

he's cool, dude from the uk. central asian decent i think?

well he's definately douchebag alias


Yeh the top bit is right, I don't get what u said about the Alias, i'm not an Alias.....or have been one? Or are u talking about 'douchbag' being an Alias :confused:

[icy manipulator]

Yeh the top bit is right, I don't get what u said about the Alias, i'm not an Alias.....or have been one? Or are u talking about 'douchbag' being an Alias :confused:
yeah i just realised this. there is meant to be a 'not' in there. my bad :o