Your current job.

[DipDipDive]

My thread about your first job made me realize that I don't know what the majority of you fuckers do for a living.

Me, I was just hired this week as a receptionist/psuedo staffing assistant at a temp firm. Prior to my most recent endeavor, I was a real estate agent at an auction company.

What makes you your paper?

[afronaut]

I blow up balloons and check hobos out at Dollar Tree. I'm going places in life!

[Ugly Cat]

I EAT BUGS AND SHIT IN A BOX!

[Gareth]

i worked for a wholesaler type business - they sold bulk items to traders.
$8 p/h
i was 16..staye for a year til i got sick of working weekends
liked the people, didnt like the work
oh shit..i posted this in the wrong thread

[icy manipulator]

i'm a courier while doing a dual degree at uni.

[DipDipDive]

I blow up balloons and check hobos out at Dollar Tree. I'm going places in life!

Wait, like, check them out (http://ayttm.sourceforge.net/smileys/default/aim_kiss.png), or check them out?

[SobaViolence]

bartender


i love my job

[TAL]

I'm behind the big desk at an art gallery. 11 weeks left.

[kll]

Marketing Coordinator for a luxury home builder

[afronaut]

Wait, like, check them out (http://ayttm.sourceforge.net/smileys/default/aim_kiss.png), or check them out?

I check them out (http://images.elouai.com/images/aim/wink10.gif).

[MC Moot]

Family support/social worker at North America's leading early intervention preschool and kindergarten program.....making life mo betta,day by day,family to family,child to child.....:)

[Drederick Tatum]

I get paid to study. shit's baller.

[skra75]

My Job is top secret Lolz

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I'm a system support officer (IT) at a psychiatric hospital. In other words I get paid to be shouted at by nurses when the hospital computer system fucks up.

[kll]

I'm a system support officer (IT) at a psychiatric hospital. In other words I get paid to be shouted at by nurses when the hospital computer system fucks up.
haha

[beastieangel01]

Job right before with was Junior Web Designer. I was with that company for a year and a half.

Now I am under the title of "Web Developer" since I'll be doing design and storefront. I'm lumped in with the IT department. I love the guys I work with. I've only been here a little over a week and we have way too much fun. But do work too, so you know I get paid and it's good.

IT/design departments always have the most fun people. In my experience.

[jackrock]

I'm behind the big desk at an art gallery. 11 weeks left.
I found a video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PsUW-8ge4) of TAL at work!

[TAL]

No, I read books and play Tetris.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

IT/design departments always have the most fun people. In my experience.

I concur.

I am a web developer for a major movie studio.

I play on the web all day suckas.

[DipDipDive]

I am a web developer for a major movie studio.

I thought you worked for Scientologists...

Is Tom Cruise your manager? Is Giovanni Ribisi your shift lead?

[DandyFop]

I am a server at a steakhouse...and I work in the ticket box office for the Utah Symphony and Opera.

[Pootytang]

I'm a hired killer and a cd babysitter.

[The Notorious LOL]

IT/design departments always have the most fun people. In my experience.


most of the IT people I have met/worked along side of fucking suck real bad.

[Loppfessor]

most of the IT people I have met/worked along side of fucking suck real bad.

I've been workin in IT for 7 years and 95% of the people in it suck real bad....but the 5% of cool ones make up for it

[ciaobellaOX]

I throw bubblegum parties

[synch]

I work at a travel agent because I wanted a cushyish part-time job while I wrote my thesis.

I book stuff that I got to visit beforehand.

Got asked to apply for a project manager position in IT which is more or less my actual field of expertise.

Kinda.

[DipDipDive]

I throw bubblegum parties

O rly?

I request that you please elaborate as you're one of the people I'm most curious about.

[The Notorious LOL]

I've been workin in IT for 7 years and 95% of the people in it suck real bad....but the 5% of cool ones make up for it


the ones I fucking loathe are the ones who act like they were born knowing everything about the ins and outs of PCs and networking and shit and kind of have their nose in the air towards people who know fuck all. Ninety percent of the time its compensation for their lack of social skills that the computard has.

[DIGI]

I am an abstractor for a real estate company and am currently attending graduate school to get my MBA.

[Pres Zount]

I work in a hardware store.

[DIGI]

I work in a hardware store.


You're surrounded by hoes daily.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

the ones I fucking loathe are the ones who act like they were born knowing everything about the ins and outs of PCs and networking and shit and kind of have their nose in the air towards people who know fuck all. Ninety percent of the time its compensation for their lack of social skills that the computard has.


Here's where i differ. I know i know bugger all about computers.

[g-mile7]

babysitter.

[Loppfessor]

the ones I fucking loathe are the ones who act like they were born knowing everything about the ins and outs of PCs and networking and shit and kind of have their nose in the air towards people who know fuck all. Ninety percent of the time its compensation for their lack of social skills that the computard has.

Dude why do you think I post on here all day?? It's cus if I don't find ways to distract myself I"m going to bash those exact assholes you're talking bout with a stapler...that and I'm not into WOW so they snub me

[wanton wench]

i sell silly putty door to door.

[b-grrrlie]

I'm a garden designer teaching kids to make Christmas elves with empty tp rolls...

[HEIRESS]

I work at a lab that mainly does geochemistry type assaying bidness for rich fuckers in the mining industry, and we also have an environmental chemistry/microbiology portion to the lab too for water, soil, sewage etc testing

my job used to be entirely lab based but now I do more of a quality control type job in the main office where I spend all day looking at retarded amounts of numbers, numbers and more numbers

for special occasion or when my special skills are needed I get to jump back into the lab though, which is dope

[saz]

associate producer, national radio news
interviewer, political newsletter

[Laver1969]

When shit hit the fan last year, I decided to do something completely different. So...I became a truck driver.

[milleson]

I too work in a geochemistry lab. I work for one of my professors, doing X-ray diffraction analysis and other miscellaneous lab work. Occasionally, I get to work on the stable isotope extraction line.

[Schmeltz]

I am a line cook. I make food for hundreds of people every day, but I mostly eat pizza and cereal myself.

[beastieangel01]

I've been workin in IT for 7 years and 95% of the people in it suck real bad....but the 5% of cool ones make up for it

I think I managed to meet the 5% at this job and my last one. I love my co-workers. The ones in my own department anyway.

[Loppfessor]

I think I managed to meet the 5% at this job and my last one. I love my co-workers. The ones in my own department anyway.

yeah and you won't even pass around my resume'...thanks a LOT jerkface!!

[beastieangel01]

we have no openings here!

:p

my co-worker and my boss in this department have already seen me in a really err, bad state. Luckily they said to me "there is nothing you could ever do while out with us that would shock us. We've seen it all."


Sweethearts.

[Loppfessor]

That's cool...my buddy was telling me abou this new company Amway or something that he's working for making BIG money...hopefully they are hiring cus it sounds really promising

[ScarySquirrel]

Being that Amway was founded in the city which I currently reside... I can tell you that it doesn't exist anymore. It has changed names to Alticor or something like that...

Anyway, I'm currently titled a customer service representative for the one and only... U-Haul. I work at a U-Haul center which means we aren't that little storage place or anything... that's all we do is trucks, vans, towing equipment, and sell boxes. It sucks but it has its points that make it worthwhile too.

[kll]

When shit hit the fan last year, I decided to do something completely different. So...I became a truck driver.
i thought you were kidding in another thread...

[QueenAdrock]

Research assistant for a library in the government.

I love my job lots.

[roosta]

im in college,but i work weekends at a call centre for a bookies. i take bets over the phone! but am i seriously considering quiting and getting a loan to see me out.

[paul jones]

I bind books

[jackrock]

Velcro factory.

Velcro is fascinating.

[ggirlballa]

i'm a student

a shitty one at that

[Bob]

i'm a two-time state yelling champion who has dreams of someday finding a box of money

[alruggs]

business development manager for a toyota dealer.

[mickill]

I work for a chemical distributor handling hazardous gases and cryogenic liquids. I fill cylinders with various mixtures of gas for use in labs. The labs use these gases for standards or carrier gas. I use to work in a lab anaylizing said gas mixtures, but I switched up my gig to making them.
I'm actually not at all surprised to hear that you spend your days producing hazardous gases.

[Dorothy Wood]

i'm a two-time state yelling champion who has dreams of someday finding a box of money


I just wrote that on a post-it.


I'm a framer/designer. Today I designed a layout for a local news anchor. Last week, I stitched down a pair of Katharine Hepburn's shorts. I also hang rich people's pictures for $100/hr + a coke. :cool:

I also teach teenagers how to do algebra, expand their vocabularies, and prepare for the ACT or high school entrance exams. Sometimes I teach little kids how to read and do basic math too. I give them fashion advice, call them "dude" or "pickle" and let them braid my hair.
(y)

also sometimes I sell art I made with my hands.

[befsquire]

i do damage control.

[TurdBerglar]

im the president

[befsquire]

then won't you be assassinated soon?

[mikizee]

I install and repair poker machines, (slot machines), jukeboxes, banking equipment at banks (funnily enough), Pos equipment at retail stores and also install and run giant superscreens at events i.e concerts and car races etc. which means i get free tickets to everything! hooray!!!!

Last gig was running the big screen and 10 smller ones at adelaide oval for the ashes. Only australians would know what that is.

[marsdaddy]

I manage a bunch of monkeys who tour the SF Bay Area with a Burlesque show.

[HEIRESS]

I work for a chemical distributor handling hazardous gases and cryogenic liquids. I fill cylinders with various mixtures of gas for use in labs. The labs use these gases for standards or carrier gas. I use to work in a lab anaylizing said gas mixtures, but I switched up my gig to making them.

yo dawg gimme a deal on argon and nitrous oxide-acetylene

we use ALOT at my job

[Gareth]

i would like to be a mythbuster
blowing shit up = fun

[jlees_mcsd]

I am a math tutor at the college I go to, and a full-time student.

[hitmonlee]

well about 3 months after this
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1374544&postcount=38

i was doing part-time uni and my parents got sick of me sitting around doing nothing all day, so my dad asked me to come and replace the receptionist at his office on maternity leave.

8 years later and i'm still here. i really need a new job.

oh i'm a receptionist/secretary. i call myself a receptionist, because of the way guys react when i say secretary :rolleyes:

[Tzar]

3IC (or an equal 2IC) customer service manager at a coles supermarket - full time worker.
i find it crazy that i'm only 19 yet given a fair chunk of responsibility. it's definately opened my eyes up and i do feel like i can take more on.

[Justin]

I sell drugs on the street for a living, mostly illegal ones

[hitmonlee]

3IC (or an equal 2IC) customer service manager at a coles supermarket - full time worker.
i find it crazy that i'm only 19 yet given a fair chunk of responsibility. it's definately opened my eyes up and i do feel like i can take more on.

and i bet you get paid a shitload more than me too
i really should just get a job at coles
but i don't like customers.... :o

[Otis Driftwood]

I EAT BUGS AND SHIT IN A BOX!
Where is Yablonski? :mad:

[mp-seventythree]

I search trucks, cars, people, interview people, seize cash, drugs and commercial quantities of cigarettes and tobacco, work with sniffer dogs, dismantle cars and trucks, arrest people, use handcuffs, occasionally use my martial arts training (that's twice in six months), stand in the cold and rain at 3.30am, run a 14 ton - £4 million x-ray scanner truck....and quite often I play pool too.

[beastiegirrl101]

my official title is "client relations manager" but I'm an events coordinator for a high end restaurant group here in Chicago.

[jabumbo]

lol






i don't have a job right now

[tracky]

i make things happen

[Tzar]

and i bet you get paid a shitload more than me too
i really should just get a job at coles
but i don't like customers.... :o
12 something an hour - it ain't that much. i got a pay cut coming off casual pay. but i do get sick/holiday pay. WOOP WOOP!

[Tzar]

I sell drugs on the street for a living, mostly illegal ones
padster?

[zorra_chiflada]

i work at a pet store as a junior dog groomer. basically, i have to do all the dirty shitty work that no-one wants to do. i give baths to pissed off dogs (and i have to wash their dirty nether regions) then i dry the pissed off dogs.
my job also involves cleaning up shit and piss, cleaning cages and sweeping up hair.

[FloorK]

I'm a college student and I sell shoes to make some moneeey. My friends consider me a female al bundy when it comes to selling shoes :eek: :mad: ...

[Praying Mantis]

Video Conferencing Mgr / IT Tech Support for a major international lawfirm