Trashy Women!!

[Loppfessor]

So my barber had a falling out with the owner of the shop he used to work at and now he’s working out of some salon. No big deal right? I go in for my weekly cut and the owner of the salon is this hot little number that I couldn’t keep my eyes off. She’s quite “ghetto” though and speaks with a strong southern/ghetto accent. I already know she’s got a few baby’s daddies and all that shit but man I am really turned on by her. I had to get the hell out of there asap.

It got me to thinking that I am really drawn to trashy women sometimes. I mean not to date or take home to mom but good lord they’re fun to sleep with. I usually date good girls who are educated, wholesome, and all that stuff right? But then I wind up cheating on them with some freakin ghetto chick cus she’s got a fat ass and thick thighs. Isn’t there a woman that embodies all of these qualities??

[kll]

you may try the local junior college

[Loppfessor]

you may try the local junior college

No silly I"m not saying I want these kind of women...I'm just puzzled why I"m attracted to them

[DipDipDive]

No silly I"m not saying I want these kind of women...I'm just puzzled why I"m attracted to them

I think she was implying that that's where you'd have the best like finding an "educated" skeez to settle down with.

[kll]

Isn’t there a woman that embodies all of these qualities??
at your local junior college

[kll]

I think she was implying that that's where you'd have the best like finding an "educated" skeez to settle down with.
haha. thank you.

[Dr Deaf]

you're attracted to trashy chicks because you view them as disposable. you feel like you're not going to get your heart broken by them because, hey, its just a trashy broad that pretty much lets you do anything to / on her.

you're vulnerable and have been hurt too many times. trashy chicks are low emotional maintenance.

trashy chicks are like bic lighters, use 'em until they're done -- throw 'em away and get a new one.

[DipDipDive]

trashy chicks are like bic lighters, use 'em until they're done -- throw 'em away and get a new one.

Just remember that trash is disposable, but herpes is forever.

[Loppfessor]

you're attracted to trashy chicks because you view them as disposable. you feel like you're not going to get your heart broken by them because, hey, its just a trashy broad that pretty much lets you do anything to / on her.

you're vulnerable and have been hurt too many times. trashy chicks are low emotional maintenance.

trashy chicks are like bic lighters, use 'em until they're done -- throw 'em away and get a new one.

Man that's actually very insightful...I think you may have hit the nail on the head. Now how do I fix it??

[kll]

Man that's actually very insightful...I think you may have hit the nail on the head. Now how do I fix it??
that's a whole other thread...

[DipDipDive]

Man that's actually very insightful...I think you may have hit the nail on the head. Now how do I fix it??

Just remember that trash is disposable, but herpes is forever.

(lb)

[Loppfessor]

LOL umm thanks but trust me I'm disease free...I am extremely cautious in that department. I've actually been a very good boy lately but that doesn't mean I don't still get the urges...

[Dr Deaf]

Man that's actually very insightful...I think you may have hit the nail on the head. Now how do I fix it??


well... remember back in the day when you didn't really give a shit about a chick's feelings... you just wanted some tits to suck on and the odd hand job?

yeah. you're going to have to assume a 16-17 y/o kid mentality. assume the same position with classy broads as you do with trashy ones. realize almost nothing is forever. have a "i can take it or leave attitude."

basically, just don't give a shit about anything or anyone.

there. you're all set.

oh. there's the music, this session is over.

[Loppfessor]

Oh man...umm well see you next week I guess

[beastieangel01]

Originally Posted by DipDipDive
Just remember that trash is disposable, but herpes is forever.

ahahahaha.

DDD is love.

[Loppfessor]

Trust me I'm STD free since 93'....okay since forever but that doesn't rhyme and I was still a virgin in 93' but you get the idea

[Otis Driftwood]

Hang around Kindergarten long enough, your bound to run into a single mom somewhat like your paradox description. More likely, you will be crucified as a pedo...:cool:

[Yeti]

you're attracted to trashy chicks because you view them as disposable.

I hate to analyze but I agree with the good Dr.

You might be a misogynist.
Frequently the term misogynist is used in a looser sense as a term of derision to describe anyone who holds an unpopular or distasteful view about women as a group. A man who considers himself "a great lover of women," therefore, might somewhat paradoxically be termed a misogynist by those who consider his treatment of women sexist.

or you are just a stone cold freakazoid.

or you may be a bluesman. Like the late great Brownie McGhee. Here are some of his lyrics to prove that point.

Aah big legged woman please put on your negligee
I just wanna find out what you got that's killin' me
All my life big legged women's all I crave
I believe to my soul they gonna carry me to my grave
All my life big legged women's all I crave
I believe to my soul they gonna carry me to my grave
When I was kid going to school
'T was a big legged woman made me break mama's rule
Oh when I was kid goin' to the public school
It was a big legged teacher made me break my mama's rule
You got a big legged woman boys, pin 'r to your side
She holds up her thumb now, I'm bound to let her ride

[Tone Capone]

you're attracted to trashy chicks because you view them as disposable. you feel like you're not going to get your heart broken by them because, hey, its just a trashy broad that pretty much lets you do anything to / on her.

you're vulnerable and have been hurt too many times. trashy chicks are low emotional maintenance.

trashy chicks are like bic lighters, use 'em until they're done -- throw 'em away and get a new one.


Wow... that hit close to home over here...

ps. I might have to kick one of mine to the curb because she wants to know when she can drop off my xmas card... I ain't havin xmas with none of these ho's!

[Tone Capone]

well... remember back in the day when you didn't really give a shit about a chick's feelings... you just wanted some tits to suck on and the odd hand job?

yeah. you're going to have to assume a 16-17 y/o kid mentality. assume the same position with classy broads as you do with trashy ones. realize almost nothing is forever. have a "i can take it or leave attitude."

basically, just don't give a shit about anything or anyone.

there. you're all set.

oh. there's the music, this session is over.


HOLY CRAP!!!:eek:


You need to start getting paid for this shit!

[Loppfessor]

Wow... that hit close to home over here...

ps. I might have to kick one of mine to the curb because she wants to know when she can drop off my xmas card... I ain't havin xmas with none of these ho's!

Yeah he was on point for sure....still gots me thinkin though I dunno if the "solution" is as good as the diagnosis

[camo]

So my barber had a falling out with the owner of the shop he used to work at and now he’s working out of some salon. No big deal right? I go in for my weekly cut and the owner of the salon is this hot little number that I couldn’t keep my eyes off. She’s quite “ghetto” though and speaks with a strong southern/ghetto accent. I already know she’s got a few baby’s daddies and all that shit but man I am really turned on by her. I had to get the hell out of there asap.

It got me to thinking that I am really drawn to trashy women sometimes. I mean not to date or take home to mom but good lord they’re fun to sleep with. I usually date good girls who are educated, wholesome, and all that stuff right? But then I wind up cheating on them with some freakin ghetto chick cus she’s got a fat ass and thick thighs. Isn’t there a woman that embodies all of these qualities??

mack that ho

[digweed]

everyone loves a girl that's easy every now and then (y)

[camo]

everyone loves a girl that's easy every now and then (y)

is that a jonny cash song?

[Loppfessor]

mack that ho

Yeah right I"m trying to be a good boy