cookiepuss
12-14-2006, 05:11 PM
I stole this from another site but I'm posting it here because it's fucking funny.;)
People exalt love like it's some kind of wonderful gift from god because it fills with you hope and warmth, makes you forget about all the little problems in life and makes you feel like the world is yours for the taking and that you are invincible.
You know what else makes you feel that way? Cocaine. PCP. Methamphetamines. Booze. But you wouldn't make any important life decisions based on how a drug made you feel, would you?
Love is just another drug. The decisions you make for love, the choices you claim in the name of love, are as irresponsible and shortsighted as the decisions you make for your cocaine addiction. Look at your ruined life, look at your lost dreams and constant misery. I bet if you were honest about it, you could trace these problems all back to decisions you made under the influence of love.
The first step in being free of this manipulative, destructive influence is to admit you have a problem. And then quit feeling. Feeling is for college professors and grade school kids. If you are going to live in the real world, suck it up and start thinking and behaving rationally. Seriously, go cold turkey on the whole love thing and watch your life blossom around you.
Having trouble? Remember this: love isn't real. It's the least genuine thing in this world, and you have almost no control over it. Love is a scam your DNA is playing on you to get you to pass it on to another generation so it lives after you die. Love is biology's great grift, it drugs you and clouds your judgement to better its master, your genes, at the expense of you and your life. Stop being it's victim. Stand up for all that is good and decent in this world. Stand up against love.
In 100 years you and everyone you know will be dead forever, don't have wasted your one life as a slave to biology.
Since I quit doing love, in the summer of 2001, I have gotten every single other thing in life that I ever wanted. I have bitches, yachts, ridiculous sportscars, millions and millions of dollars, fantastic hair, and a perfect 180 degree hip turn out in yoga. I can cook gourmet meals, stop a bullet with my bare hands, perform emergency life saving surgery, speak eleven languages and completely and mindblowingly satisfy a woman in bed every single time (except for that one bitch from Reno but I'm pretty sure she was a lesbian).
Would you like to learn more about how quitting love can turn your life into your dream life? Simply post a comment below and I will send you an informative email about how for just 3 easy payments of $49.99 you can get my 12 audio tape program that will help you quit love cold turkey in just 30 days.
Sean's Lovefree Life comes with a moneyback guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied simply send it back for a full refund and a miserable life.
People exalt love like it's some kind of wonderful gift from god because it fills with you hope and warmth, makes you forget about all the little problems in life and makes you feel like the world is yours for the taking and that you are invincible.
You know what else makes you feel that way? Cocaine. PCP. Methamphetamines. Booze. But you wouldn't make any important life decisions based on how a drug made you feel, would you?
Love is just another drug. The decisions you make for love, the choices you claim in the name of love, are as irresponsible and shortsighted as the decisions you make for your cocaine addiction. Look at your ruined life, look at your lost dreams and constant misery. I bet if you were honest about it, you could trace these problems all back to decisions you made under the influence of love.
The first step in being free of this manipulative, destructive influence is to admit you have a problem. And then quit feeling. Feeling is for college professors and grade school kids. If you are going to live in the real world, suck it up and start thinking and behaving rationally. Seriously, go cold turkey on the whole love thing and watch your life blossom around you.
Having trouble? Remember this: love isn't real. It's the least genuine thing in this world, and you have almost no control over it. Love is a scam your DNA is playing on you to get you to pass it on to another generation so it lives after you die. Love is biology's great grift, it drugs you and clouds your judgement to better its master, your genes, at the expense of you and your life. Stop being it's victim. Stand up for all that is good and decent in this world. Stand up against love.
In 100 years you and everyone you know will be dead forever, don't have wasted your one life as a slave to biology.
Since I quit doing love, in the summer of 2001, I have gotten every single other thing in life that I ever wanted. I have bitches, yachts, ridiculous sportscars, millions and millions of dollars, fantastic hair, and a perfect 180 degree hip turn out in yoga. I can cook gourmet meals, stop a bullet with my bare hands, perform emergency life saving surgery, speak eleven languages and completely and mindblowingly satisfy a woman in bed every single time (except for that one bitch from Reno but I'm pretty sure she was a lesbian).
Would you like to learn more about how quitting love can turn your life into your dream life? Simply post a comment below and I will send you an informative email about how for just 3 easy payments of $49.99 you can get my 12 audio tape program that will help you quit love cold turkey in just 30 days.
Sean's Lovefree Life comes with a moneyback guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied simply send it back for a full refund and a miserable life.